EPTThey will teach you a lesson son. A lesson in pain! They are so big that they can total cars when they wander onto the highways. Now a Wallbay, that might be a sporting fight
Anywhere in particular that interests you?
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Probulous
Australia3894 Posts
They will teach you a lesson son. A lesson in pain! They are so big that they can total cars when they wander onto the highways. Now a Wallbay, that might be a sporting fight Anywhere in particular that interests you? | ||
BLinD-RawR
ALLEYCAT BLUES51083 Posts
seriously who hates Australia many people in my country as of the events that have been transpiring these last few weeks. | ||
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SenorChang
Australia4730 Posts
On January 16 2012 13:00 BLinD-RawR wrote: many people in my country as of the events that have been transpiring these last few weeks. Woo Australia! | ||
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Probulous
Australia3894 Posts
On January 16 2012 13:00 BLinD-RawR wrote: many people in my country as of the events that have been transpiring these last few weeks. I must say I had to laugh at the uproar that pitch stuff caused. Perhaps we should be more culturally sensitive but most people here found it really funny. It's an Aussie tradition to drink wherever possible, the WACA pitch before a test seems like a legit spot If we are completely clear and honest, the indians are apparently outgunned right now. I doubt a splash of VB on the turf would have made any difference. But as they say, in India cricket is a religion. | ||
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Pillage
United States804 Posts
On January 16 2012 12:44 Probulous wrote: How big are you? Cause Kangaroos are fucking huge! They will teach you a lesson son. A lesson in pain! They are so big that they can total cars when they wander onto the highways. Now a Wallbay, that might be a sporting fight Anywhere in particular that interests you? Oh I know I'd get my ass beat, even at 220 lbs (100 Kilos) and 6 ft (1.9 meters). Still I think it'd be fun to go toe to toe with one of those goofy animals. I'd like to see the Great Barrier Reef for sure, and take a spin around the outback. I'm sure Sydney's full of fun stuff to do too, but to be honest I really haven't looked into it that much. I don't even have a girlfriend right now X_x , but that's really the only way I could justify spending that much money to get down there. Either way it's on my bucket list of places to go. | ||
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AmericanUmlaut
Germany2594 Posts
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AmericanUmlaut
Germany2594 Posts
DamAnus was just temp banned for 2 days by Pholon. That account was created on 2011-03-08 20:50:46 and had 56 posts. Reason: Hi! Look at your post. Now look at Blazinghand's. See what a giant dick you could have avoid being? This dude... I wanted to go see Blazinghand's demonstration of TL boyscouttery, and then got curious about this guy. Probably because of his nick - I can't decide whether it's "Damn Anus" or some sort of rectal river-blocking technology, but either way it piqued my interest. Immediately I was struck by Mr. Anus's survival skills, having managed to nab only a two-day ban for this masterpiece: Have you ever read something on TL? or you're just so stupid to do it? Teamliquid works like google, use the text field on the top right, type what you're looking and for and TADADADADADA TEAMLIQUID ANSWERS YOU. I really hope that post is a joke, making an account to post 2 lines of shit. You should be ashamed, stop post just search and kill yourself for being one of the most stupid person i ever seen. User was temp banned for this post. Even with less than 60 posts, and having posting this (in Naniwa's fan club thread!) Just stop whine about shitty strategies when the player you're supporting was only able to play 2 bases all in. Also being an arrogant dick didn't really bring him something. He should learn to shut up and respect others players. User was temp banned for this post. and this On June 12 2011 03:05 DamAnus wrote: Hey, your build sounds like a retarded all in which if is scouted you can't really put thoses bases. And you won thoses games on BIG RETARDED all in... sorry i need real strategy with skill require, turtle on 2 bases an pray for not loosing the others is not viable. User was temp banned for this post. But then I realized that the first and third posts were connected, and something became clear to me. Mr. Anus is not malicious, but is rather afflicted by a sort of keyboard Tourrette's that interferes with his expression of feelings and sometimes just completely robs him of control. He's sorry. It's just that he logged on today looking for real strategy with skill require and was saddened to find a retarded all in which if is scouted you can't really put thoses bases. Are those not feelings with which we can all sympathize? His most recent ban gives even more insight into poor Mr. Anus's universe. It starts off like a perfectly reasonable post: Teamliquid works like google, use the text field on the top right, type what you're looking and for and And then BAM! Tourrette's attack. You can literally see the moment in which he loses control; after writing "and", his fingers start pounding out TADADADADADA From that moment on, it's clear that the demons were in control of the post's content. Mr. Anus's previous moderator action took place in the famous Idra 90-Day Ban thread, where you can see almost exactly the same phenomenon: Idra stopped stream because of this ban. he said it (so the ban influence his stream (idiot)) User was warned for this post Just look at that. Poor guy. He made it to the very end before he lost it. I'm sure he was as shocked as anyone to discover the miniscule paranthetical that had made its way into his post. We have to go all the way back to April to find our subject's first ban. On April 02 2011 02:34 DamAnus wrote: Hello, instead of copy past some useless mathematics calculs is there real interest? This post is useless. Delete it. User was temp banned for this post. This one bolsters my theory, too. The attack obviously was already underway as the comment was begun, less spewing vitriol as in previously discussed examples and more just producing randomly generated words conforming very nearly to the rules of standard English grammar, and Dam was unable to overcome the demons that gripped him enough to erase the message that had been written. He had just enough control to write what he really thought about what he had just committed to text before the missive was sent. "This post is useless. Delete it." "This post is useless. Delete it." Ladies and gentlemen, I call that a profound cry for help. | ||
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HwangjaeTerran
Finland5967 Posts
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Hassybaby
United Kingdom10823 Posts
On January 16 2012 12:44 Probulous wrote: How big are you? Cause Kangaroos are fucking huge! They will teach you a lesson son. A lesson in pain! They are so big that they can total cars when they wander onto the highways. Now a Wallbay, that might be a sporting fight Anywhere in particular that interests you? Now that would be an interesting UFC to watch...Lesner vs Kangaroo! Also, Umlaut your analysis has swayed me very well. ##Vote DamAnus | ||
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blubbdavid
Switzerland2412 Posts
On January 16 2012 12:06 Probulous wrote: I know this one is a little old but stay with me seriously who hates Australia  ). You brought us Hitler. And you suck at skiing. | ||
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Kurr
Canada2338 Posts
On January 17 2012 00:59 blubbdavid wrote: You brought us Hitler. And you suck at skiing. I can only hope that's supposed to be a sarcastic reply. | ||
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turdburgler
England6749 Posts
On January 17 2012 01:01 Kurr wrote: I can only hope that's supposed to be a sarcastic reply. clearly you havent been on the internet very long. its the old, austria austriallia "troll" started when the whole fritzl thing hit the news | ||
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Kurumi
Poland6130 Posts
On January 17 2012 00:10 Hassybaby wrote: Now that would be an interesting UFC to watch...Lesner vs Kangaroo! Also, Umlaut your analysis has swayed me very well. ##Vote DamAnus One does not simply vote without consequences. Prepare Yourself. | ||
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blubbdavid
Switzerland2412 Posts
Oh the irony... | ||
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TheToast
United States4808 Posts
On January 17 2012 01:18 blubbdavid wrote: http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=303689 Oh the irony... Featuring players like Chill lol I'm beginning to enjoy these Chill edits. | ||
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Grobyc
Canada18410 Posts
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Xinder
United States2269 Posts
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Tortious_Tortoise
United States944 Posts
Nominees: Damanus + Show Spoiler + On January 16 2012 22:29 AmericanUmlaut wrote: This dude... I wanted to go see Blazinghand's demonstration of TL boyscouttery, and then got curious about this guy. Probably because of his nick - I can't decide whether it's "Damn Anus" or some sort of rectal river-blocking technology, but either way it piqued my interest. Immediately I was struck by Mr. Anus's survival skills, having managed to nab only a two-day ban for this masterpiece: Even with less than 60 posts, and having posting this (in Naniwa's fan club thread!) and this But then I realized that the first and third posts were connected, and something became clear to me. Mr. Anus is not malicious, but is rather afflicted by a sort of keyboard Tourrette's that interferes with his expression of feelings and sometimes just completely robs him of control. He's sorry. It's just that he logged on today looking for real strategy with skill require and was saddened to find a retarded all in which if is scouted you can't really put thoses bases. Are those not feelings with which we can all sympathize? His most recent ban gives even more insight into poor Mr. Anus's universe. It starts off like a perfectly reasonable post: And then BAM! Tourrette's attack. You can literally see the moment in which he loses control; after writing "and", his fingers start pounding out From that moment on, it's clear that the demons were in control of the post's content. Mr. Anus's previous moderator action took place in the famous Idra 90-Day Ban thread, where you can see almost exactly the same phenomenon: Just look at that. Poor guy. He made it to the very end before he lost it. I'm sure he was as shocked as anyone to discover the miniscule paranthetical that had made its way into his post. We have to go all the way back to April to find our subject's first ban. This one bolsters my theory, too. The attack obviously was already underway as the comment was begun, less spewing vitriol as in previously discussed examples and more just producing randomly generated words conforming very nearly to the rules of standard English grammar, and Dam was unable to overcome the demons that gripped him enough to erase the message that had been written. He had just enough control to write what he really thought about what he had just committed to text before the missive was sent. "This post is useless. Delete it." "This post is useless. Delete it." Ladies and gentlemen, I call that a profound cry for help. aaaand Grackula + Show Spoiler + On August 23 2011 07:31 Grackula wrote: - Search a game Done. Thanks anyway for this sublime contribution On December 23 2011 13:29 Grackula wrote: I once posted my opinion on TL and wasn't banned for it. I guess that's a pretty big achievement! On December 27 2011 09:13 Grackula wrote: I'd definitely beat them real good if they capitalized each word in a sentence. User was temp banned for this post. On January 11 2012 20:53 Grackula wrote: STOP being so offensive, if you don't like idar than GTFO!! Read the rules!!! On January 17 2012 01:12 Grackula wrote: What kind of logic is that? He could also just pick the good request, requests which appeal to his creativity. Sorry, but you are unworthy, and also a horrible person. And my personal favorite: On January 17 2012 01:45 Grackula wrote: This isn't a fact, it's what I'm not OK with. "Think before you post" Point is, both should be permed imo. | ||
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AmericanUmlaut
Germany2594 Posts
On January 17 2012 00:10 Hassybaby wrote: Now that would be an interesting UFC to watch...Lesner vs Kangaroo! Also, Umlaut your analysis has swayed me very well. ##Vote DamAnus Sure, wait until a totally irrefutable analysis comes up and then start playing the "me too" game. Subtle move, scum. | ||
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Hassybaby
United Kingdom10823 Posts
On January 17 2012 04:02 AmericanUmlaut wrote: Sure, wait until a totally irrefutable analysis comes up and then start playing the "me too" game. Subtle move, scum. Well I did get a warning today for trolling... (sorry Pholon) | ||
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