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AbouSV
Profile Joined October 2014
Germany1278 Posts
June 22 2017 07:51 GMT
#58461
What is bad about calling someone a rooster anyway?
Simberto
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Germany11640 Posts
June 22 2017 09:00 GMT
#58462
Roosters are fucking egocentric assholes. Just because you have to get up at 5 AM does not mean that I also want to get up at 5 AM. Fuck you, rooster.
Acrofales
Profile Joined August 2010
Spain18131 Posts
Last Edited: 2017-06-22 09:13:23
June 22 2017 09:11 GMT
#58463
On June 22 2017 18:00 Simberto wrote:
Roosters are fucking egocentric assholes. Just because you have to get up at 5 AM does not mean that I also want to get up at 5 AM. Fuck you, rooster.

They're also fucking stupid. While they have to get up at 5AM, invariably one of them will be up at 2AM and start yelling, which triggers all the other roosters in the neighborhood to yell too!
fluidrone
Profile Blog Joined January 2015
France1478 Posts
June 22 2017 11:40 GMT
#58464
On June 21 2017 08:19 Seeker wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 21 2017 07:52 KwarK wrote:
Permbans on tl are rarely lifetime bans. Sometimes banned users come back with new accounts and if it's been a while we'll turn a blind eye. Other times they'll PM us and ask if they can make a new account. Sometimes they'll get a ban downgraded. We're actually not very strict if you don't pick fights. It's not so much change of heart as the ban having the desired effect.

Ahh.... Alas... All people ever want is to pick fights with us though... So we don't give them back their accounts in the end.

fun fun fun trying to get it back though
"not enough rights"
LegalLord
Profile Blog Joined April 2013
United States13779 Posts
June 22 2017 12:17 GMT
#58465
As the alpha rooster of this coop, gotta keep all you little chicklets and beta roosters in line. Buk buk.

If you don't wake up at 5 that speaks volumes about how important your day is - or isn't.
History will sooner or later sweep the European Union away without mercy.
IgnE
Profile Joined November 2010
United States7681 Posts
June 22 2017 13:48 GMT
#58466
it also says a lot about how important your night is
The unrealistic sound of these propositions is indicative, not of their utopian character, but of the strength of the forces which prevent their realization.
LegalLord
Profile Blog Joined April 2013
United States13779 Posts
June 22 2017 14:05 GMT
#58467
early to bed early to rise in standard American tradition
History will sooner or later sweep the European Union away without mercy.
Danglars
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States12133 Posts
June 22 2017 15:15 GMT
#58468
I was expecting an old Russian adage at the end of this rooster dialogue and was disappointed.
Great armies come from happy zealots, and happy zealots come from California!
TL+ Member
LegalLord
Profile Blog Joined April 2013
United States13779 Posts
June 22 2017 15:46 GMT
#58469
Don't recall any particularly suitable ones off the top of my head, even though given how many rooster-related cultural artifacts there are it shouldn't be hard to come by. But I can offer a rooster related story that will make up for it.

Once upon a time I knew a particularly charming female specimen, and I gave her a birthday present after her birth year: a stone zodiac rooster. I then got to listen to a long and awkward story about how, since the Chinese almost universally refer to the zodiac rooster as the cock, that whenever she wanted to purchase something similar in a Chinese artifact shop, that she had to deal with a nontrivial amount of talk about "the year of the cock."

And to end it on a more Russian note, here is a cock-themed kettle. I have something similar from the old Soviet days of yore.
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History will sooner or later sweep the European Union away without mercy.
andrewlt
Profile Joined August 2009
United States7702 Posts
June 22 2017 21:57 GMT
#58470
On June 22 2017 18:11 Acrofales wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 22 2017 18:00 Simberto wrote:
Roosters are fucking egocentric assholes. Just because you have to get up at 5 AM does not mean that I also want to get up at 5 AM. Fuck you, rooster.

They're also fucking stupid. While they have to get up at 5AM, invariably one of them will be up at 2AM and start yelling, which triggers all the other roosters in the neighborhood to yell too!


Maybe the second rooster is telling the first rooster to shut the fuck up. Then the third rooster is telling the second rooster that he's being noisy too. Then the fourth rooster is a mod who decides to warn the first three roosters to cut it out. Then the fifth rooster is a philosophy major who tries to start some dumb discussion on what noise really is. Then the sixth rooster is another mod who decides to start swinging the banhammer. Then the ABL roosters join in and start laughing at everybody.

That's probably how we sound to an alien who visits earth and doesn't understand human.
LegalLord
Profile Blog Joined April 2013
United States13779 Posts
June 23 2017 04:43 GMT
#58471
I promise as alpha cock that I will not start cocking at 2 AM to tell y'all fail roosters to cut it out - rather, I will just quietly peck your face out.

User was warned for this post depicting violent behavior
History will sooner or later sweep the European Union away without mercy.
ZigguratOfUr
Profile Blog Joined April 2012
Iraq16955 Posts
June 23 2017 06:49 GMT
#58472
Yet more cock and bull stories in the ABL.
Cricketer12
Profile Blog Joined May 2012
United States13990 Posts
June 23 2017 08:40 GMT
#58473
Wtf is going on...
Chain 1 Arthalion Chain 2 Urgula Chain 3 Mululu Chain 4 Lukias
LegalLord
Profile Blog Joined April 2013
United States13779 Posts
June 23 2017 12:01 GMT
#58474
On June 23 2017 17:40 Cricketer12 wrote:
Wtf is going on...

Roosters, roosters everywhere.
History will sooner or later sweep the European Union away without mercy.
LegalLord
Profile Blog Joined April 2013
United States13779 Posts
June 23 2017 15:55 GMT
#58475
An ad robot with 164 posts. Impressive.
History will sooner or later sweep the European Union away without mercy.
Sn0_Man
Profile Blog Joined October 2012
Tebellong44238 Posts
June 23 2017 16:09 GMT
#58476
Not an ad robot, just somebody who posted one too many self-serving threads while also managing a surprising amount of mod history for 160 posts. Not worth yet another rehab attempt/explanation.
LiquidDota StaffSCIENTISTS BAFFLED | 3275929302
opisska
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
Poland8852 Posts
June 23 2017 16:11 GMT
#58477
On June 24 2017 00:55 LegalLord wrote:
An ad robot with 164 posts. Impressive.


That would be a rather long con, with normal-looking posts spanning many years just to post a couple youtube videos ... I am not even sure why he was even permed for that, as the videos seemed relevant to that DOTA thing they care about at that website that fails at looking like TL.
"Jeez, that's far from ideal." - Serral, the king of mild trashtalk
TL+ Member
Dangermousecatdog
Profile Joined December 2010
United Kingdom7084 Posts
July 05 2017 22:22 GMT
#58478
All the guys I have been arguing with recently, got banned before I can reply back. I never seem to get the last word in
Seeker *
Profile Blog Joined April 2005
Where dat snitch at?37044 Posts
July 05 2017 23:11 GMT
#58479
On July 06 2017 07:22 Dangermousecatdog wrote:
All the guys I have been arguing with recently, got banned before I can reply back. I never seem to get the last word in

PM them. EZ fix.
ModeratorPeople ask me, "Seeker, what are you seeking?" My answer? "Sleep, damn it! Always sleep!"
TL+ Member
Nevuk
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
United States16280 Posts
Last Edited: 2017-07-05 23:26:49
July 05 2017 23:26 GMT
#58480
This LD thread is a real wild ride, but with a highly predictable outcome (OP banned for insulting others)


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