The Automated Ban List - Page 1926

On June 02 2013 03:23 MasterOfMuppets wrote:
I'm growing rather fond of saying "rip in piece" (which is almost like "rip in pieces", which would make sense). Although not when real people die, naturally. Because I don't want to appear unreasonable or insensitive. I'm definitely neither of those things nor anything else people perceive as negative.

Now that I've shown what a likable, and funny guy I am, let me get to my real topic. I am sick of stupid shitty people around here. TL should have a separate forum for allowing all the stupid idiot posters to be idiots so that the General forum can keep out all the people who don't know they are so obviously wrong or who refuse to listen to facts or evidence. So many shitposters who think they know better than everyone else but are actually retarded, and the worst thing of all is when they waste one of the few good usernames which I find really clever, like TheBirdyNamNam2 or FutureBreedMachine.

I can't stand stupid, delusional, irrational people... being one of the smart and rational people who can make the distinction. We ought to ban all the idiots who don't see the truth that I see which should be self evident to everyone. I'm so intelligent that this is how many posts sound to me on this site:

"lol religion sux ur all dumb"
"omg ur gonna burn in hell for that!!"
"homosexuals are an abomination"
"dude fuck the system 420 blaze it erryday"
"omg marijuana kills literally like 900 thousand million bajillion people EVERY DAY"
"lol the pope sucks :O"

God so many idiots...

Here is another thing I don't like: peope who are bitter and need to chill out. Seriously, I'm on TL to have fun :D

Anyway, I fucking hate pop culture, mostly because I'm too superior for the stupid masses. Twitter has a monopoly in "convenient ways to share my retarded, self-important ideas and shitty jokes with the world" so they can pull whatever kind of shit they want, because at the end of the day, people are still going to use Twitter.

If you look at mainstream music, that shit is engineered to rake in as much money and attention as humanly possible, that's granted. But the real good music will almost always remain in the underground, because most people simply do not enjoy their music being engaging or stimulating beyond a very shallow "lol this is catchy imma dance to this shit" kind of thing. I'd suggest you don't make such claims until you've explored the vast underbelly of little-known artists that put real passion into their craft. And if you should claim you have, then there's no need to be so elitist about imposing your opinion in a highly subjective matter onto others.

My opinion isn't highly subjective however, and I don't impose it on anyone. People are too elitist and pretentious and condescending sometimes on TL. Sometimes someone just asks a legitimate question in a cordial, peaceful tone, and someone jumps on them for no reason. People need to relax. It's common practice that you get these kinds of questions and mods (or other people in the know) generally answer them without much hesitation or protest as long as the post is not in utter disagreement like "kwark this moderator made a bad! omg so unfair!!1 plz remove his banling capabilities".

I'm just saying, don't jump down posters throats please -_-

So I was reading this poster named BerkmanZ. An entitled, oblivious poster full of unwarranted self importance; the belief that he has any idea what he's talking about or that his opinion is both educated and of any relevance whatsoever; his failure to see the irony and hypocrisy of him calling other posters douchebags given the quality of his own threads and posts, not to mention the need to play victim and bitch and whine when being served nothing more than the fair consequence of his shitposting...

Yeah I'd say 12-14 y.o. is spot on.

I don't see him growing out of this phase all too soon, so we're going to be looking at a chain of bans one after the other with sprinkles of "omg stop persecuting me you're literally hitler" mixed into the fray, a la jd. At least that's my prediction. ^^

I love it how people like to attribute my realistic, albeit a tad too cynical way of viewing things as "lol angry" or "lol elitist" or anything other than, well, realism. I don't care that much, I'm just stating what I believe is an obvious, self-evident, reasonable deduction with regards to this recent trend of entitlement on the internet. Like I said, you are free to disagree. I also find it humorous how quick you are to dismiss arguments that do not appeal to your way of viewing things without as much as considering them even one bit.

"No need to be so harsh" is pretty much what caused the generation of entitled, self-absorbed kiddies roaming the internet spouting ignorant shit and acting all tough (actually it's not just online) despite their vapid, mediocre existences. "Oh you're being a complete dick to your schoolmates and random people online? No problem, you're mommy's little unique snowflake, nobody in the world is as intelligent or as important as you are."

Idiots be idiots. -_-

So anyway, I'm glad to introduce myself to TL. I like to be laid back and chill, and enjoy some time laughing at absurd bans in the ABL thread as you can tell from my emoticons :D ^^

If you are chill and relaxed and down to earth, and also can't stand all the stupid fucking immature morons and idiot posters on this site who are into atrocious popular shit and garbage, then hang out with me some time. :D ^^

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On June 02 2013 14:20 Emzeeshady wrote:

Lmfao, I didn't know that this wasn't him until like halfway through :p.

Well done!

On June 02 2013 16:02 MasterOfPuppets wrote:


Some of the paragraphs in there are actual quotes. Which makes it all the more flattering/sad, imo

On May 30 2013 01:08 Papillon wrote:
i am really sorry for him

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