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I've never really understood kafkaeque, was this for real? Was this a poor joke? Was it both?
kafkaesque was just temp banned for 2 weeks by KwarK.
That account was created on 2011-11-24 01:53:27 and had 1301 posts.
Reason: On the one hand, you may have been joking, but on the other, you have a dozen warnings for making bigoted remarks and general shitposting so I'm just gonna ban you. With your history you should think before posting,
There's not much I understand it has to be said.
Also, commas.
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New phone, fatfingered on it.
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I see our favorite PBU was back, I missed it since I was taking a shower, oh man.
Now there's 6 nuke icons on the last page of 10 commandments though, I think the guy is trying to go for some record here.
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On December 20 2012 03:36 KwarK wrote:
New phone, fatfingered on it.
Mobile banning, for the mod on the move.
I hate my phone, trying to post on my phone makes me feel like my 60 year old parents sending a text.
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On December 20 2012 03:49 Cokefreak wrote:
I see our favorite PBU was back, I missed it since I was taking a shower, oh man.
Now there's 6 nuke icons on the last page of 10 commandments though, I think the guy is trying to go for some record here.
It was surprisingly homoerotic. It always confuses me how someone attempting to insult another person can accidentally write a graphic fantasy between their target and themselves and not be in any way self aware about it. How does that even happen anyway? Do they start with "fuck you!" and then wonder to themselves what it would actually be like to fuck the person and start to elaborate? Are they at "even though we barely knew each other there was an instant connection, a charged atmosphere in the room that bordered on electric, the air sizzling as I watched your muscles flex" before they know it and still posting it under the impression that it's basically no different to the original "fuck you"?
As I banned my latest victim I pictured myself swinging my mighty banhammer down upon him. And by mighty I mean sturdy, upright and proud. And by hammer I mean cock.
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On December 20 2012 04:33 KwarK wrote:Show nested quote +On December 20 2012 03:49 Cokefreak wrote:
I see our favorite PBU was back, I missed it since I was taking a shower, oh man.
Now there's 6 nuke icons on the last page of 10 commandments though, I think the guy is trying to go for some record here. It was surprisingly homoerotic. It always confuses me how someone attempting to insult another person can accidentally write a graphic fantasy between their target and themselves and not be in any way self aware about it. How does that even happen anyway? Do they start with "fuck you!" and then wonder to themselves what it would actually be like to fuck the person and start to elaborate? Are they at "even though we barely knew each other there was an instant connection, a charged atmosphere in the room that bordered on electric, the air sizzling as I watched your muscles flex" before they know it and still posting it under the impression that it's basically no different to the original "fuck you"? As I banned my latest victim I pictured myself swinging my mighty banhammer down upon him. And by mighty I mean sturdy, upright and proud. And by hammer I mean cock.
Damn I almost have a hard on now... Who was the target of the guy's fantasy this time? Heather again?
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On December 20 2012 04:33 KwarK wrote:Show nested quote +On December 20 2012 03:49 Cokefreak wrote:
I see our favorite PBU was back, I missed it since I was taking a shower, oh man.
Now there's 6 nuke icons on the last page of 10 commandments though, I think the guy is trying to go for some record here. It was surprisingly homoerotic. It always confuses me how someone attempting to insult another person can accidentally write a graphic fantasy between their target and themselves and not be in any way self aware about it. How does that even happen anyway? Do they start with "fuck you!" and then wonder to themselves what it would actually be like to fuck the person and start to elaborate? Are they at "even though we barely knew each other there was an instant connection, a charged atmosphere in the room that bordered on electric, the air sizzling as I watched your muscles flex" before they know it and still posting it under the impression that it's basically no different to the original "fuck you"? As I banned my latest victim I pictured myself swinging my mighty banhammer down upon him. And by mighty I mean sturdy, upright and proud. And by hammer I mean cock.
Your salami hammer.
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On December 20 2012 04:35 Cokefreak wrote:Show nested quote +On December 20 2012 04:33 KwarK wrote:On December 20 2012 03:49 Cokefreak wrote:
I see our favorite PBU was back, I missed it since I was taking a shower, oh man.
Now there's 6 nuke icons on the last page of 10 commandments though, I think the guy is trying to go for some record here. It was surprisingly homoerotic. It always confuses me how someone attempting to insult another person can accidentally write a graphic fantasy between their target and themselves and not be in any way self aware about it. How does that even happen anyway? Do they start with "fuck you!" and then wonder to themselves what it would actually be like to fuck the person and start to elaborate? Are they at "even though we barely knew each other there was an instant connection, a charged atmosphere in the room that bordered on electric, the air sizzling as I watched your muscles flex" before they know it and still posting it under the impression that it's basically no different to the original "fuck you"? As I banned my latest victim I pictured myself swinging my mighty banhammer down upon him. And by mighty I mean sturdy, upright and proud. And by hammer I mean cock. Damn I almost have a hard on now... Who was the target of the guy's fantasy this time? Heather again?
Indeed it was. I think someone has a crush.
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On December 20 2012 03:35 Deleuze wrote:I've never really understood kafkaeque, was this for real? Was this a poor joke? Was it both? Show nested quote +kafkaesque was just temp banned for 2 weeks by KwarK.
That account was created on 2011-11-24 01:53:27 and had 1301 posts.
Reason: On the one hand, you may have been joking, but on the other, you have a dozen warnings for making bigoted remarks and general shitposting so I'm just gonna ban you. With your history you should think before posting, There's not much I understand it has to be said. Also, commas.
dunno but it brings my stat to 100% bans on 2attempts :D
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On December 20 2012 04:46 Deleuze wrote:Show nested quote +On December 20 2012 04:35 Cokefreak wrote:On December 20 2012 04:33 KwarK wrote:On December 20 2012 03:49 Cokefreak wrote:
I see our favorite PBU was back, I missed it since I was taking a shower, oh man.
Now there's 6 nuke icons on the last page of 10 commandments though, I think the guy is trying to go for some record here. It was surprisingly homoerotic. It always confuses me how someone attempting to insult another person can accidentally write a graphic fantasy between their target and themselves and not be in any way self aware about it. How does that even happen anyway? Do they start with "fuck you!" and then wonder to themselves what it would actually be like to fuck the person and start to elaborate? Are they at "even though we barely knew each other there was an instant connection, a charged atmosphere in the room that bordered on electric, the air sizzling as I watched your muscles flex" before they know it and still posting it under the impression that it's basically no different to the original "fuck you"? As I banned my latest victim I pictured myself swinging my mighty banhammer down upon him. And by mighty I mean sturdy, upright and proud. And by hammer I mean cock. Damn I almost have a hard on now... Who was the target of the guy's fantasy this time? Heather again? Indeed it was. I think someone has a crush.
Oh man, I need to get in contact with this person, I think he is suffering from a severe case of coke withdrawal symptons and forever aloneism and needs a long face loving from me.
EDIT:
kaNt- was just temp banned for 2 days by KadaverBB. That account was created on 2012-12-05 06:54:15 and had 102 posts. Reason: No balance whine please, I warned you like 3 days ago for the same thing. Show nested quote +ZERGIE ZERGIE ZERGIE ZERGIE YEAH
DO THE ZERGIE YEAH
INFESSTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORAWWWWWWWR IMBAAAAAAAAAAAAWRAW
I don't see this person having much of a future here, after noticing this post he was banned for I dug around a bit in his post history, pretty terrible recent posts especially in the HotS beta balance update #10 thread, he seemed like a pretty angry protoss user, here's a few gems from two different threads:
+ Show Spoiler [Why are there so few foreign terran pl…] +On December 19 2012 23:56 kaNt- wrote:Show nested quote +On December 19 2012 23:54 Aunvilgod wrote:On December 19 2012 18:04 blade55555 wrote:
Terran takes a lot of APM which a lot of foreigners don't have. That is kind of the reason korean terrans are so good is they have a lot of apm and thus can use terran in ways foreigners can't due to being to slow. Not entirely correct. Zerg actually kinda needs more apm but less diverse apm. To macro zerg you have to have a lot of apm, but the actions you do are always exactly the same, which means it is really easy to get high apm through practice. Terran on the other hand requires overall less apm. But what makes Terran so difficult to play is that you spend your apm mostly reacting, not acting. Your opponents interferes with your moves. Thus having a high apm is much much harder. Space bar, º button v click click click ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff profit? If you get the reference... On December 19 2012 22:58 kaNt- wrote:Do you wanna know why they are few Terrans? + Show Spoiler + Infestorsssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
+ Show Spoiler [Beta Balance Update #10] +On December 19 2012 23:01 kaNt- wrote:
P best race in hots?
What kind of shi* is that?
2 good things in hots
Oracle and tempest.
Bad things
Blink nerf
Do you think that is enough to say that toss is the best race?
On December 19 2012 22:57 kaNt- wrote:
Borelords, infestors, vipers, hydras, corruptors, higher dps ultras.
No vortex and tempest=enough? LOL NO WAY!
protoss is 100% doomed On December 19 2012 22:38 kaNt- wrote:Show nested quote +On December 19 2012 22:35 Ramiz1989 wrote:On December 19 2012 22:12 kaNt- wrote:
Mutas=faster, with high regen
Infestors=better than WoL
Hydras=speed
Viper=cloud is very strong
cloud+infestors+speedy hydras
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Profit?
Not defending this change, since I think they could do different things to the Infestor(or other units) to compensate for the nerfs, but if you actually think that Infestors are better than in WoL, you are in denial. Fast proyectile fungal is not as good as in WoL, but they are 15 speed. 10 range is the dealbreaker, +1 range than WoL. Proyectile fungal IS easy to use, no discussion here, unless you are lame or something. Zergs QQing about FFs? Why don´t you try to use them an see how difficult it is? Toss requieres PERFECT, i repeat PERFECT ffs to NOT die. On December 19 2012 22:34 kaNt- wrote:Show nested quote +On December 19 2012 22:31 HomeWorld wrote:On December 19 2012 22:12 kaNt- wrote:
Mutas=faster, with high regen
Infestors=better than WoL
Hydras=speed
Viper=cloud is very strong
cloud+infestors+speedy hydras
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Profit?
Hey, those buffs for zerg (and nerfs for terran/protoss) must be inline with the theme of upcoming HotS. Infestors shouldn't even existed in SC2, free units (that benefits from upgrades) as long as you do not suicide your infestors/have sufficient energy, that damn most inept spell combo ever conceived, dot+root = decimate tens of units in few seconds, being more potent than a dark templar/banshee when you sneak it behind enemy lines..., what else, you have a better chance to notice a cloaked unit moving around, but you need 100x+ magnifying goggles to spot burrowed infestors movement.. Yup, infestors usage is so retarted. Click aoe ensnare ability, with binding cloud that combo is sooooooo stupidly good... In this days playing zerg doesn´t requiere as much skill as in 2010 early 2011, NesTea domination time. Good times 
I could go on for a while here but I think you get the point by now.
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On December 20 2012 04:59 Cokefreak wrote:Show nested quote +On December 20 2012 04:46 Deleuze wrote:On December 20 2012 04:35 Cokefreak wrote:On December 20 2012 04:33 KwarK wrote:On December 20 2012 03:49 Cokefreak wrote:
I see our favorite PBU was back, I missed it since I was taking a shower, oh man.
Now there's 6 nuke icons on the last page of 10 commandments though, I think the guy is trying to go for some record here. It was surprisingly homoerotic. It always confuses me how someone attempting to insult another person can accidentally write a graphic fantasy between their target and themselves and not be in any way self aware about it. How does that even happen anyway? Do they start with "fuck you!" and then wonder to themselves what it would actually be like to fuck the person and start to elaborate? Are they at "even though we barely knew each other there was an instant connection, a charged atmosphere in the room that bordered on electric, the air sizzling as I watched your muscles flex" before they know it and still posting it under the impression that it's basically no different to the original "fuck you"? As I banned my latest victim I pictured myself swinging my mighty banhammer down upon him. And by mighty I mean sturdy, upright and proud. And by hammer I mean cock. Damn I almost have a hard on now... Who was the target of the guy's fantasy this time? Heather again? Indeed it was. I think someone has a crush. Oh man, I need to get in contact with this person, I think he is suffering from a severe case of coke withdrawal symptons and forever aloneism and needs a long face loving from me. EDIT: Show nested quote +kaNt- was just temp banned for 2 days by KadaverBB. That account was created on 2012-12-05 06:54:15 and had 102 posts. Reason: No balance whine please, I warned you like 3 days ago for the same thing. ZERGIE ZERGIE ZERGIE ZERGIE YEAH
DO THE ZERGIE YEAH
INFESSTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORAWWWWWWWR IMBAAAAAAAAAAAAWRAW I don't see this person having much of a future here, after noticing this post he was banned for I dug around a bit in his post history, pretty terrible recent posts especially in the HotS beta balance update #10 thread, he seemed like a pretty angry protoss user, here's a few gems from two different threads: + Show Spoiler [Why are there so few foreign terran pl…] +On December 19 2012 23:56 kaNt- wrote:Show nested quote +On December 19 2012 23:54 Aunvilgod wrote:On December 19 2012 18:04 blade55555 wrote:
Terran takes a lot of APM which a lot of foreigners don't have. That is kind of the reason korean terrans are so good is they have a lot of apm and thus can use terran in ways foreigners can't due to being to slow. Not entirely correct. Zerg actually kinda needs more apm but less diverse apm. To macro zerg you have to have a lot of apm, but the actions you do are always exactly the same, which means it is really easy to get high apm through practice. Terran on the other hand requires overall less apm. But what makes Terran so difficult to play is that you spend your apm mostly reacting, not acting. Your opponents interferes with your moves. Thus having a high apm is much much harder. Space bar, º button v click click click ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff profit? If you get the reference... On December 19 2012 22:58 kaNt- wrote:Do you wanna know why they are few Terrans? + Show Spoiler + Infestorsssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss On December 19 2012 23:01 kaNt- wrote:
P best race in hots?
What kind of shi* is that?
2 good things in hots
Oracle and tempest.
Bad things
Blink nerf
Do you think that is enough to say that toss is the best race?
On December 19 2012 22:57 kaNt- wrote:
Borelords, infestors, vipers, hydras, corruptors, higher dps ultras.
No vortex and tempest=enough? LOL NO WAY!
protoss is 100% doomed On December 19 2012 22:38 kaNt- wrote:Show nested quote +On December 19 2012 22:35 Ramiz1989 wrote:On December 19 2012 22:12 kaNt- wrote:
Mutas=faster, with high regen
Infestors=better than WoL
Hydras=speed
Viper=cloud is very strong
cloud+infestors+speedy hydras
...
Profit?
Not defending this change, since I think they could do different things to the Infestor(or other units) to compensate for the nerfs, but if you actually think that Infestors are better than in WoL, you are in denial. Fast proyectile fungal is not as good as in WoL, but they are 15 speed. 10 range is the dealbreaker, +1 range than WoL. Proyectile fungal IS easy to use, no discussion here, unless you are lame or something. Zergs QQing about FFs? Why don´t you try to use them an see how difficult it is? Toss requieres PERFECT, i repeat PERFECT ffs to NOT die. On December 19 2012 22:34 kaNt- wrote:Show nested quote +On December 19 2012 22:31 HomeWorld wrote:On December 19 2012 22:12 kaNt- wrote:
Mutas=faster, with high regen
Infestors=better than WoL
Hydras=speed
Viper=cloud is very strong
cloud+infestors+speedy hydras
...
Profit?
Hey, those buffs for zerg (and nerfs for terran/protoss) must be inline with the theme of upcoming HotS. Infestors shouldn't even existed in SC2, free units (that benefits from upgrades) as long as you do not suicide your infestors/have sufficient energy, that damn most inept spell combo ever conceived, dot+root = decimate tens of units in few seconds, being more potent than a dark templar/banshee when you sneak it behind enemy lines..., what else, you have a better chance to notice a cloaked unit moving around, but you need 100x+ magnifying goggles to spot burrowed infestors movement.. Yup, infestors usage is so retarted. Click aoe ensnare ability, with binding cloud that combo is sooooooo stupidly good... In this days playing zerg doesn´t requiere as much skill as in 2010 early 2011, NesTea domination time. Good times I could go on for a while here but I think you get the point by now.
I recognize his name from Website feedback:
On December 17 2012 23:42 kaNt- wrote:Out of curiosity, how can a TL member become an admin/moderator? Do you need a vast experience and history in TL? Do you need to be a programmer? Do you need to have a certain amount of posts? I think a lot of TL members wonder this, thanks.
Gave up on this goal pretty sharpish I assume:
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=388641
And I wonder if he too will embody his first question:
On December 17 2012 22:05 kaNt- wrote:
Why they are people new to TL, with 3 posts that have the nuke icon? And those people write randomly in any post -Nuked-.
Isn´t that spam/troll? They don´t get banned at all.
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=388629
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Yeah, I first noticed him in website feedback as well, made me think he will do well if he found that part of the site in under 100 posts... But then came the raging and balance whining. Glad I reported him, maybe those 2 days will get him back on track :D
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I just want to say that this thread brings a smile to my face every day for the last 6 months. Keep up the good work guys!
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On December 20 2012 05:45 Fildun wrote:I just want to say that this thread brings a smile to my face every day for the last 6 months. Keep up the good work guys!
Thanks, we try our best even though we do a really shitty job at times. Also if you said anything over 6 months I would have to disagree, it was pretty terrible whole spring.
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On December 20 2012 05:46 Cokefreak wrote:Show nested quote +On December 20 2012 05:45 Fildun wrote:I just want to say that this thread brings a smile to my face every day for the last 6 months. Keep up the good work guys! Thanks, we try our best even though we do a really shitty job at times. Also if you said anything over 6 months I would have to disagree, it was pretty terrible whole spring.
Youre always gonna have slumps, right now were heading for a glorious peak though! (cough 2000 COUGH*)
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On December 20 2012 05:49 solidbebe wrote:Show nested quote +On December 20 2012 05:46 Cokefreak wrote:On December 20 2012 05:45 Fildun wrote:I just want to say that this thread brings a smile to my face every day for the last 6 months. Keep up the good work guys! Thanks, we try our best even though we do a really shitty job at times. Also if you said anything over 6 months I would have to disagree, it was pretty terrible whole spring. Youre always gonna have slumps, right now were heading for a glorious peak though! (cough 2000 COUGH*)
Hopefully there will be more Star Trek based bans in that case. Bring the downward turn that much quicker.
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On December 20 2012 05:46 Cokefreak wrote:Show nested quote +On December 20 2012 05:45 Fildun wrote:I just want to say that this thread brings a smile to my face every day for the last 6 months. Keep up the good work guys! Thanks, we try our best even though we do a really shitty job at times. Also if you said anything over 6 months I would have to disagree, it was pretty terrible whole spring.
Hey, exaggerating in compliments is always good 
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ionutusafas was just banned by KadaverBB.
That account was created on 2012-12-16 16:20:47 and had 2 posts.
Reason: Advertising.
So Kadaver, did I get a ban or a close to my stats for this?
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Germany25649 Posts
You should really stop worrying about your stats dude. Reporting is for mods to have an easier job, not for you to have fun
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