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SK.Testie
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Canada11084 Posts
October 01 2007 16:25 GMT
#501
Currently, you're both annoying douche bags with egos that need to be put in check.
Social Justice is a fools errand. May all the adherents at its church be thwarted. Of all the religions I have come across, it is by far the most detestable.
Hot_Bid
Profile Blog Joined October 2003
Braavos36379 Posts
October 01 2007 16:28 GMT
#502
This thread is titled "Funny Quotes from TL's IRC Channel."

Jens stop trolling Incontrol. Strafe stop trolling Incontrol. You are making the thread go off topic.

Incontrol if you really are a bigger person here you should realize that the onus is on you to let it go and not them, especially if you see them as these douchebags who can't stop trolling you. So suck up one comment by them and don't reply so the thread stays on track. That'd be truly "contributing at a higher level" to this website.

If you guys want to argue do it in PM.
@Hot_Bid on Twitter - ESPORTS life since 2010 - http://i.imgur.com/U2psw.png
iNcontroL *
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
USA29055 Posts
October 01 2007 16:32 GMT
#503
Nah. If a guy flames me and is being an ass I dont think I need to be the hero that ignores them. I should call them out and WOOPS a fucking forum moderator should do something about that. Its your job too. Jens was a dickhead in a IRC conversation and I asked "Why isnt he banned?" To which he later said "Good point." Strafe jumps in 2 days after it was put to rest and Jens uses the oppurtunity to include himself as if Strafe even cared about him.

And nick for fuck sakes, dont speak on ego jesus christ. If being aware of my forum status makes me an ego hound then so be it.
Hot_Bid
Profile Blog Joined October 2003
Braavos36379 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-10-01 16:56:59
October 01 2007 16:42 GMT
#504
Anyone that addresses this subject again after this post is getting a temp ban.

This thread was funny before the last page or two.
@Hot_Bid on Twitter - ESPORTS life since 2010 - http://i.imgur.com/U2psw.png
JensOfSweden
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Cameroon1767 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-10-01 20:01:50
October 01 2007 19:48 GMT
#505
EDIT: SORRY, didn't see your last post Hot_bid. I won't say anything else now
<3 Nada [On and off TL.net since 2002
Nyovne
Profile Joined March 2006
Netherlands19135 Posts
October 02 2007 12:26 GMT
#506
On October 02 2007 01:42 Hot_Bid wrote:
Anyone that addresses this subject again after this post is getting a temp ban.

This thread was funny before the last page or two.

And gets a ban from IRC to boot.
ModeratorFor remember, that in the end, some are born to live, others born to die. I belong to those last, born to burn, born to cry. For I shall remain alone... forsaken.
QuanticHawk
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States32084 Posts
October 02 2007 18:31 GMT
#507
Well this has been quite the interesting topic.
PROFESSIONAL GAMER - SEND ME OFFERS TO JOIN YOUR TEAM - USA USA USA
Nyovne
Profile Joined March 2006
Netherlands19135 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-10-07 14:29:42
October 07 2007 14:28 GMT
#508
WE LOVE YOU CPT_OBVIOUS

+ Show Spoiler +

[16:18] <FanaBatHero> you must eat the brains of virgins and the innocent
[16:18] <FanaBatHero> oh wait is he a virgin?
[16:18] <FanaBatHero> O:
[16:19] <zXk3> dont know
[16:19] <zXk3> lets ask him
[16:19] <zXk3> cpt are you virgin?
[16:19] <zXk3> or innocent?
[16:19] <Cpt_Obvious> neither nor
[16:19] <Cpt_Obvious> not that its any of your business
[16:19] <zXk3> hahaha
[16:19] <zXk3> looks like he is already evil
[16:20] <TL-Nyovne> he isnt
[16:20] <TL-Nyovne> he payed a prostitute
[16:20] <TL-Nyovne> to lose it
[16:20] <TL-Nyovne> true story
[16:21] <TL-Nyovne> I bet his mom was thrilled
[16:21] <TL-Nyovne> when she could walk up to her son
[16:21] <TL-Nyovne> and go
[16:21] <TL-Nyovne> Benjamin
[16:21] <TL-Nyovne> theres a lovely young afro girl here
[16:21] <TL-Nyovne> to see you
[16:21] <Cpt_Obvious> ah fuck you yvonne
[16:21] * Cpt_Obvious has left #teamliquid
ModeratorFor remember, that in the end, some are born to live, others born to die. I belong to those last, born to burn, born to cry. For I shall remain alone... forsaken.
{ToT}Strafe
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
Thailand7026 Posts
October 07 2007 14:37 GMT
#509
That's unfair Hot_Bid, I couldn't respond to it! Can I at least mention that I didn't post that one single post that incited this previous discussion for the sake of trolling? I only thought it was hilarious that one considers himself granted the right to be a complete asshole and write it here as an argument for discussion. It was never my intention to begin another flame fest with Incontrol as that has been done before now, a couple of times even. My apologies. Hope this on the side message isn't considered as addressing the subject in a negative way, which could lead to a temp ban. But to my best judgment it is not.
RaGe
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
Belgium9949 Posts
October 07 2007 14:38 GMT
#510
strafe you dirty jew, flirting with the rules
Moderatorsometimes I get intimidated by the size of my right testicle
{ToT}Strafe
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
Thailand7026 Posts
October 07 2007 14:42 GMT
#511
Nono, that was by no means my intention. Try to take me serious for once regardless of my nose Rage.
DeadVessel
Profile Blog Joined April 2006
United States6269 Posts
October 07 2007 19:17 GMT
#512
<Chill_> omg JJ is such a dream
fanta[Rn]
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
Japan2465 Posts
October 07 2007 22:08 GMT
#513
<kyari> i dunno i'm just talking out of my ass
<IntoTheWow> kyari
<IntoTheWow> you cant talk out of your ass
<IntoTheWow> its busy
Cpt Obvious
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
Germany3073 Posts
October 07 2007 22:32 GMT
#514
On October 07 2007 23:28 Nyovne wrote:
WE LOVE YOU CPT_OBVIOUS

+ Show Spoiler +

[16:18] <FanaBatHero> you must eat the brains of virgins and the innocent
[16:18] <FanaBatHero> oh wait is he a virgin?
[16:18] <FanaBatHero> O:
[16:19] <zXk3> dont know
[16:19] <zXk3> lets ask him
[16:19] <zXk3> cpt are you virgin?
[16:19] <zXk3> or innocent?
[16:19] <Cpt_Obvious> neither nor
[16:19] <Cpt_Obvious> not that its any of your business
[16:19] <zXk3> hahaha
[16:19] <zXk3> looks like he is already evil
[16:20] <TL-Nyovne> he isnt
[16:20] <TL-Nyovne> he payed a prostitute
[16:20] <TL-Nyovne> to lose it
[16:20] <TL-Nyovne> true story
[16:21] <TL-Nyovne> I bet his mom was thrilled
[16:21] <TL-Nyovne> when she could walk up to her son
[16:21] <TL-Nyovne> and go
[16:21] <TL-Nyovne> Benjamin
[16:21] <TL-Nyovne> theres a lovely young afro girl here
[16:21] <TL-Nyovne> to see you
[16:21] <Cpt_Obvious> ah fuck you yvonne
[16:21] * Cpt_Obvious has left #teamliquid


You know, that IRC channel would be so much more enjoyable without you. And I am being dead serious. But since you've been there before me, I guess the only thing I can do is not join it anymore.
Nobody ever reads signatures of people like me, do they?
SayaSP
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Laos5494 Posts
October 07 2007 22:34 GMT
#515
On October 08 2007 07:08 fanta[Rn] wrote:
<kyari> i dunno i'm just talking out of my ass
<IntoTheWow> kyari
<IntoTheWow> you cant talk out of your ass
<IntoTheWow> its busy


Hahah.
[iHs]SSP | I-NO-KI BOM-BA-YE | のヮの http://tinyurl.com/MLIStheCV , MLIS.
fanta[Rn]
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
Japan2465 Posts
October 07 2007 22:34 GMT
#516
/me licks Nyovne.
Beyonder
Profile Blog Joined September 2002
Netherlands15103 Posts
October 07 2007 22:36 GMT
#517
5$ on it that you won't make it for 2 weeks without TL IRC
Moderator
fanta[Rn]
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
Japan2465 Posts
October 07 2007 22:37 GMT
#518
reraise to 15$
Cpt Obvious
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
Germany3073 Posts
October 08 2007 00:15 GMT
#519
call.
Nobody ever reads signatures of people like me, do they?
Cpt Obvious
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
Germany3073 Posts
October 08 2007 00:15 GMT
#520
oh I love ez money. And I don't take pokerstars. I want cash.
Nobody ever reads signatures of people like me, do they?
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