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MasterVelVet
Profile Joined August 2010
Belgium132 Posts
August 29 2010 18:04 GMT
#2961
Roger
warrior6
Profile Joined August 2010
Canada18 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-08-29 18:13:39
August 29 2010 18:13 GMT
#2962
LMAO wrong thread sorry
ChrisXIV
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
Austria3553 Posts
August 29 2010 19:27 GMT
#2963
I shall follow the ten commandments.
"Just stay on 1 base, make a lot of shit, keep attacking. It doesn't work? Keep attacking." -Chill
TriniMasta
Profile Joined December 2009
United States1323 Posts
August 29 2010 19:59 GMT
#2964
Even though these are strict rules of Teamliquid, reading through this just made me ROFL. lol LayZeeDick
정명훈 FIGHTING!!! Play both T and P.
Angels_Advocate
Profile Joined August 2010
2 Posts
August 29 2010 20:55 GMT
#2965
aye aye sir
beefmagic
Profile Joined August 2010
United Kingdom2 Posts
August 29 2010 22:31 GMT
#2966
Done and done!
Hecky!
FireLiquid
Profile Joined August 2010
United States11 Posts
August 29 2010 23:34 GMT
#2967
rgr
"Fortune favors the bold-F%$#@N Pylons, how do they work"
Aeo
Profile Joined August 2010
United States113 Posts
August 30 2010 00:04 GMT
#2968
At the risk of voicing a previously-held protest, the second-person singular of "shall" in the archaic is "shalt". "Thou shalt ______".

And if it's meant to be plural, I believe it would be "Ye shall _____"; maybe an archaic English buff could substantiate that one, as I'm not completely sure.

Anyone else twitch a little when they read "Thou shall"?
"We gotta go to the crappy town where I'm the hero!"
Mirdini
Profile Joined August 2010
Austria18 Posts
August 30 2010 00:26 GMT
#2969
Read and understood.
A witty saying proves nothing.
Homerclese
Profile Joined August 2010
Australia30 Posts
August 30 2010 01:10 GMT
#2970
Check and Check.
When life gives you lemons ... Say F*** the lemons and bail.
Nalta
Profile Joined August 2010
United States44 Posts
August 30 2010 01:23 GMT
#2971
Going of Commandment #9 I am going to make my first post here!
And how happy I am too! I've really just started getting a little more "in" to Starcraft with the release of Starcraft 2 (I had played a tiny bit casually for a LONG time, but more randomly over many years than casually)
With this new game and the new ladder system, I fell I can really play more, when before I was really just called a n00b and kicked off a bunch. (albeit I was 8)

So back to the point, and what really matters, this site.
I am so happy TL is everything I heard it was (I can tell from the Commandments it is!) and it really is a great environment to meet-and-greet with the Starcraft Community!
"I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass...and I'm all out of bubblegum."
Lilysol
Profile Joined August 2010
United States6 Posts
August 30 2010 01:37 GMT
#2972
Ah yes, I see that all of the guidelines are well thought out, and entirely open to abuse (as they need to be to keep any site functional. Loopholes being argued by the peanut gallery suck, and it's nice to say "My site, GTFO"). So I'm glad to see everything was so well written out.

Unfortunately, I get the feeling that the majority of people who join these sites don't read these. I do appreciate immediately linking me to this page on registration though. It's very helpful.

Either way, happy to be on board. Nice job on the rules outline, and I will be happy to see that Ceiling Cat is not watching me post here (I feel that comment was justified).
I usually try and stop stupidity, but today I realized stopping stupidity is a stupid notion. Should I stop?
WolfLikeMe
Profile Joined August 2010
United States2 Posts
August 30 2010 01:48 GMT
#2973
Reader since Beta, Finally registered. I will obey the Team Liquid 10 Commandments.
oom
Profile Joined August 2010
1 Post
August 30 2010 03:00 GMT
#2974
Skulduggery is the coolest word ever....
"Veni, vidi, vinci"-Caesar
YourDogSucks
Profile Joined August 2010
3 Posts
August 30 2010 03:27 GMT
#2975
I was referred here from the SC2 forums since I was getting a bit flustered by some of the posters there. If the mods enforce these rules I think this will be a good place to learn.
agtemd
Profile Joined August 2010
Canada362 Posts
August 30 2010 06:03 GMT
#2976
Finally registered , I shall adhere to these 10 commandments
TwentyAPM
Profile Joined August 2010
United States17 Posts
August 30 2010 06:06 GMT
#2977
Got it.
Damajah
Profile Joined August 2010
Canada7 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-08-30 15:21:18
August 30 2010 15:19 GMT
#2978
Hello everyone! Long-time lurker, first time poster here:

So I was playing with a guy, and I went 3gate robo and started pumping out Colossi with all my favorite gateway units and my opponent was giving me literally zero resistant, so I decided to have some fun and throw up a Fleet Beacon to crank out a Mothership. I mass-recalled all of my Colossi and Gate units and I received the following gem:

Him: nub nice cheese
Me: How is that cheese?
Him: You know...
Me: Define cheese, because its just a Mothership and you clearly don't know the definition of 'cheese'
Him: You know, cheesy tactics...
Me: Go to bed

EDIT: My bad, I meant to post this in the Funny Opponent Quotes thread in the SC2 section, but it somehow ended up here. I guess I was redirecting during the login, my apologies!
Coooold is the Void
CRaPMaN
Profile Joined August 2010
Germany4 Posts
August 30 2010 15:22 GMT
#2979
As you wish, my lords.
Chillaxed
Profile Joined August 2010
Canada1 Post
August 30 2010 15:51 GMT
#2980
Roger that
Spawn more overlords
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