EPTThanks for sharing your paintings and the power of bass guitar.
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If we didn't love bass before, we do now.
Happy Birthday DoctorHelvetica
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BisuEver
United States247 Posts
Thanks for sharing your paintings and the power of bass guitar. + Show Spoiler + + Show Spoiler + If we didn't love bass before, we do now. | ||
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Impervious
Canada4222 Posts
+ Show Spoiler + Please do not have a horrifying day even though you slipped out of your mothers wet bleeding vagina and escaped the womb into the arms of a stranger. You could have died that day. If she didn't want you she could have squeezed the life from you with her powerful vag or fallen down a flight of stairs. Be thankful she was merciful enough for you to have lived through that terrible day when you came out a whiny crying bitch covered in the most disgusting mix of fluids. An uncoordinated little monster screaming and swinging his awkward little arms around covered in filth. A grotesque sight for all. Be happy this birth giver saw more in you than that, little monster, and loved you from the start. That you were special to someone the moment you came into this world even as disgusting as you were. That's a powerful message. Appreciate this life you have been given. Take this day and celebrate it. You may want to down some drinks to blur the images I have instilled in your head of your mother, head back, legs wide, sweating and painfully squeezing you out & cursing the man who did this to her. Her oozing swollen vag tired and sore from the tearing sensation you gave her. Yeah, I'd have a few drinks if I were you. | ||
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DoctorHelvetica
United States15034 Posts
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Lexpar
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 + Show Spoiler + ![[image loading]](http://img638.imageshack.us/img638/2924/doch.jpg) Happy birthday. Go take a cold shower and delete your browser history.  On June 16 2010 02:35 Impervious wrote: + Show Spoiler + Please do not have a horrifying day even though you slipped out of your mothers wet bleeding vagina and escaped the womb into the arms of a stranger. You could have died that day. If she didn't want you she could have squeezed the life from you with her powerful vag or fallen down a flight of stairs. Be thankful she was merciful enough for you to have lived through that terrible day when you came out a whiny crying bitch covered in the most disgusting mix of fluids. An uncoordinated little monster screaming and swinging his awkward little arms around covered in filth. A grotesque sight for all. Be happy this birth giver saw more in you than that, little monster, and loved you from the start. That you were special to someone the moment you came into this world even as disgusting as you were. That's a powerful message. Appreciate this life you have been given. Take this day and celebrate it. You may want to down some drinks to blur the images I have instilled in your head of your mother, head back, legs wide, sweating and painfully squeezing you out & cursing the man who did this to her. Her oozing swollen vag tired and sore from the tearing sensation you gave her. Yeah, I'd have a few drinks if I were you. Dude totally uncalled for. | ||
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seRapH
United States9830 Posts
HAPPY BIRTHDAY DR H | ||
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Atom Cannister
Germany380 Posts
Glad you're back also | ||
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PhiliBiRD
United States2643 Posts
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deathgod6
United States5064 Posts
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StorrZerg
United States13922 Posts
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synapse
China13814 Posts
I thank you for all that you've done for TL. + Show Spoiler + One thing in specific, though... | ||
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Fulgrim
United States560 Posts
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NuKedUFirst
Canada3139 Posts
Thanks for everything | ||
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Impervious
Canada4222 Posts
On June 16 2010 08:00 Lexpar wrote: Asian school-girls are kinda your thing right? Found one for ya + Show Spoiler + Happy birthday. Go take a cold shower and delete your browser history. Dude totally uncalled for. I gave him an awesome birthday present. A reason to drink. Drink up! | ||
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Trezeguet
United States2656 Posts
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BuGzlToOnl
United States5918 Posts
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pyr0ma5ta
United States458 Posts
On June 16 2010 02:35 Impervious wrote: Happy Birthday! + Show Spoiler + Please do not have a horrifying day even though you slipped out of your mothers wet bleeding vagina and escaped the womb into the arms of a stranger. You could have died that day. If she didn't want you she could have squeezed the life from you with her powerful vag or fallen down a flight of stairs. Be thankful she was merciful enough for you to have lived through that terrible day when you came out a whiny crying bitch covered in the most disgusting mix of fluids. An uncoordinated little monster screaming and swinging his awkward little arms around covered in filth. A grotesque sight for all. Be happy this birth giver saw more in you than that, little monster, and loved you from the start. That you were special to someone the moment you came into this world even as disgusting as you were. That's a powerful message. Appreciate this life you have been given. Take this day and celebrate it. You may want to down some drinks to blur the images I have instilled in your head of your mother, head back, legs wide, sweating and painfully squeezing you out & cursing the man who did this to her. Her oozing swollen vag tired and sore from the tearing sensation you gave her. Yeah, I'd have a few drinks if I were you. wut | ||
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Zona
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DoctorHelvetica
United States15034 Posts
On June 16 2010 10:44 Zona wrote: I hope that the anniversary of your birth is an enjoyable one. You're probably the one half-retiring poster who's posts I kind of miss. My god when the hell did your post count get so high | ||
flamewheel
FREEAGLELAND26782 Posts
^Rofl Zona. | ||
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meeple
Canada10211 Posts
On June 16 2010 10:51 DoctorHelvetica wrote: My god when the hell did your post count get so high LRing man... its like steroids for the pc... Happy bday... | ||
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