So... I just finished armlet. I need it to fight off the enemy team, I am naix. "guys someone upgrade courier?" *checks visage* "visage you have 1k gold, please upgrade courier?" Visage: "stfu i bought it u upgrade it"
And then he proceeds to get an aghanim's scepter. Nevermind the lack of mek, ward or dust on the team.
On March 02 2013 08:09 Zephirdd wrote: So... I just finished armlet. I need it to fight off the enemy team, I am naix. "guys someone upgrade courier?" *checks visage* "visage you have 1k gold, please upgrade courier?" Visage: "stfu i bought it u upgrade it"
And then he proceeds to get an aghanim's scepter. Nevermind the lack of mek, ward or dust on the team.
FML.
Yesterday AA told us we needed to buy a courier and wards, and he kept complaining because we didn't...
QQ: We have a decent lineup, with PL. He gets morbid mask as a first item, doesn't know what tranquils are but whatever. He proceeds to get treads and diffusal so I think it's gonna be alright. Then: vlads, sange and yasha, shadow blade (???) and crystalys.. split pushes but instead of tping back he goes highground with his illusions multiple times, doesn't know that his diffusal has purge. So frustrating. I'm not a good player myself, but how hard is it google "Phantom lancer build", how hard is it to understand that shadow blade is going to do nothing but +150 damage on the first hit, how hard is it to understand that you shouldn't use invis when they have a gem and you have 10 illusions?
On March 02 2013 00:40 ramon wrote: mm is fucked up since this patch, multiple random shitface sub 50% winrate guys in my game every match saw some 48/47ers in vhigh bracket today e: russian/croation of course, always talking about my mother
First ever IN GAME QQ!!!! thats right im in the draft of a CM game and nobody speaks English! (this is what i get for solo que cap mode) So far we have banned out warlock and invoker as our first 2 bans. So we end up getting a decent team with BM mid darkseer off NP (me) jungle and weaver bane. This is where the troube starts, the guy who took weaver has 13 wins to his name and is level 2. dark seer only lvls vac and his ball, no serge vs a naix! and beast loses mid to veno..... so we are all pretty much fucked. I keep trying to split push and manage to take all of top lane + rax solo and get the bottom up to rax. The DS then decides because that tower is down he should rush in and kill the rax solo 500 fucking times and walks right into their team. The weaver is shit, the BM trys to back door the throne that i got to about 1/4 HP but cant beat backdoot protection so ends up HEALING it to over 1/2 health. How are people this stupid?
Played Batrider for the first time. 2-16...people yelling and screaming at me. But what can i do vs Slark + Brew, asmuch as i hold back in the lane slark still jumps in from somewhere, binds me, brew runs in, slams. Dead batrider....meh..one of the worst games in a long time
Apparently this fucker kept snowballing the wrong persons instead of Tide. What the fuck... oh yeah Russian too. I feel like this seeing this Ymir guy playing:
All random, chen goes hardlane, never dominates a creep, build treads blade of attack, blade of alacrity, robe of magi perseverance claymore. Do I need to mention that we lost this game? Also his ursa friend tried to solo roshan 20 min into the game with brown boots/vlads. Turns out it doesn't work that well if you don't level up fury swipes... they were also talking on voice chat in russian and when we asked them to speak english they refused and told us to mute them >_<.
edit: this guy already had a chen in his match history, he went shadowblade orchid linken crystalis >_<.
why would i solo que into hydras 5 stack with some nobody that only has 100 wins i dont understand matchmaking at all now some guy feeds 5 kills in the safe lane and then abandons after saying hes drunk oh god
On March 02 2013 10:03 Shaella wrote: I was told today that i was a noob for farming for 30 minutes on PL by my own team
We won. I took towers in that first 30 minutes. I don't understand why winning makes people mad.
Same here. I always try to stay in lane with PL and since everyone abandons lane at one point to go pick fights in mid, there are always empty lanes where money goes to waste so it shouldn't be a problem. But people hate that shit. Still, it wins games, every single time. Even if we're winning I always keep farming just to make sure that we cannot lose.
Plus, I fucking hate people who have just started Dota and have like 20 wins, but just because they are carrying this particular game with Drow or whatever, they think they can tell everyone else what's what. These people always have below 50 last hits.
I've played around 950 games and it's still a rarity to find people who understand what a hard carry is supposed to do. I've noticed this more since I started playing supports. They will either be aggressive in lane and try to picks fights with a CK/Lesh instadeath duo, or they will leave the lane at 15 minutes and start roaming and pushing with the team.
I've decided that most Dota players don't understand roles beyond that the support player should buy wards every fifteen minutes. They play every hero exactly the same.
On March 02 2013 13:28 Deathmanbob wrote: First ever IN GAME QQ!!!! thats right im in the draft of a CM game and nobody speaks English! (this is what i get for solo que cap mode) So far we have banned out warlock and invoker as our first 2 bans. So we end up getting a decent team with BM mid darkseer off NP (me) jungle and weaver bane. This is where the troube starts, the guy who took weaver has 13 wins to his name and is level 2. dark seer only lvls vac and his ball, no serge vs a naix! and beast loses mid to veno..... so we are all pretty much fucked. I keep trying to split push and manage to take all of top lane + rax solo and get the bottom up to rax. The DS then decides because that tower is down he should rush in and kill the rax solo 500 fucking times and walks right into their team. The weaver is shit, the BM trys to back door the throne that i got to about 1/4 HP but cant beat backdoot protection so ends up HEALING it to over 1/2 health. How are people this stupid?
3 days in low priority after I abandoned two matches in a row. I know you shouldn't abandon but these games were utterly lost and bad beyond belief. I didn't even rage, I just calmy sat there and quit because I didn't wanna waste a second more on that crap.
When our solo safe lane lone druid finishes the game after 35 minutes with a wand and power treads with no items on the bear, and abuses team for letting him die. Man.
The enemy team had top rune warded, bear walk to camp near there to farm. Pudge walks in view or our wards in the river and I ping bear. He says in chat "What?", pudge is still lining up his hook. I ping him again then ping pudge again. He dies to hook.
He respawn's, returns to same place and dies again.
He respawn's, ready to finish off the camp and dies to another hook.
Now he says, guys, I think they have a ward.
Wow.
He had 23 cs after 15 minutes. Solo bear against solo weaver.
On March 02 2013 10:03 Shaella wrote: I was told today that i was a noob for farming for 30 minutes on PL by my own team
We won. I took towers in that first 30 minutes. I don't understand why winning makes people mad.
Same here. I always try to stay in lane with PL and since everyone abandons lane at one point to go pick fights in mid, there are always empty lanes where money goes to waste so it shouldn't be a problem. But people hate that shit. Still, it wins games, every single time. Even if we're winning I always keep farming just to make sure that we cannot lose.
Plus, I fucking hate people who have just started Dota and have like 20 wins, but just because they are carrying this particular game with Drow or whatever, they think they can tell everyone else what's what. These people always have below 50 last hits.
Had a pl game where bot fuckin feed as morph and jugg.. ughh.. watched the replay and the noobs were walking into fights for no reasons and the idiot morph were also using his wave to run away without actually damaging anyone. Noob mid warlock also bad as fuck.. they fed so much. For some reason fortunately they have the right mind to ward (sometimes need to remind) but some split pushing and after a great team fight, we took mid.
Then spent the next 30 min back and forth with noobs feeding and I have to split push to stop them from pushing.
Got 699 cs that game in 1 hr 4 minutes.. it felt good.. but god.. if I did not get pl, would have lost much earlier cos of idiots. So much effort to win a simple games cos of feeders.
whats the point of picking a hero in solo q? really, no matter how good you think you are with a given hero and how good you do in the game it doesnt change jackshit. if matchmaking thinks you should be on a losing streak you will lose no matter what. even if you manage to carry four deadweights one game, the next game you will be matched with even bigger retards.
50th minute naix has armlet,threads and maelstrom drow has threads,manta and lothars
all of my team are something like 3-15 each. i cant outcarry the entire enemy team that has hexes,eblades,orchids,gems,wards and fucking everything inbetween as furion. simply cant
why does matchmaking have to be like this?10 games losing streaks followed by 10 games of stomping some absolute noobs.
why cant it just pair you with people of similar skill? is it that fucking hard?
On March 02 2013 10:03 Shaella wrote: I was told today that i was a noob for farming for 30 minutes on PL by my own team
We won. I took towers in that first 30 minutes. I don't understand why winning makes people mad.
Same here. I always try to stay in lane with PL and since everyone abandons lane at one point to go pick fights in mid, there are always empty lanes where money goes to waste so it shouldn't be a problem. But people hate that shit. Still, it wins games, every single time. Even if we're winning I always keep farming just to make sure that we cannot lose.
Plus, I fucking hate people who have just started Dota and have like 20 wins, but just because they are carrying this particular game with Drow or whatever, they think they can tell everyone else what's what. These people always have below 50 last hits.
Had a pl game where bot fuckin feed as morph and jugg.. ughh.. watched the replay and the noobs were walking into fights for no reasons and the idiot morph were also using his wave to run away without actually damaging anyone. Noob mid warlock also bad as fuck.. they fed so much. For some reason fortunately they have the right mind to ward (sometimes need to remind) but some split pushing and after a great team fight, we took mid.
Then spent the next 30 min back and forth with noobs feeding and I have to split push to stop them from pushing.
Got 699 cs that game in 1 hr 4 minutes.. it felt good.. but god.. if I did not get pl, would have lost much earlier cos of idiots. So much effort to win a simple games cos of feeders.
Fuck matchmaking! One game: We get an early lead, roll over the enemy team and win 30 minutes in with something like 40-10. Game after: the exact opposite. Enemy team rolls over us, finishes at 22 min and ends with 40-10 to them.
I know its probably impossible to get a good matchmaking due to people being varyingly good with each hero, but can be seriously frustrating sometimes.