I gave a 1.5 week of brake to dota. 1st game 3 core+CM and me(earth s. hard lane). Cm complained about being the only support and proceed to go midas full jungle. We have another full jungle LD. I was solo offlane against viper and es like a nightmare. They can easily 3v5 our team after that setup.

I immediately abandon the game. One of my best well deserved abandons.

Just second game Kunkka intentionally feed. What's wrong with those people? Garena was better. At least we didn't let leavers play with us.

iaretehnoob

Sweden741 Posts

June 27 2014 20:11 GMT

#21982

sniper/necrophos dual-lane mid (after necro insta-picked and called mid...) into 40 minute treads + radiance timing.

Kabras

Romania3508 Posts

June 27 2014 23:10 GMT

#21983

i pick centaur to go offlane. last pick is a bounty hunter, i ask him why he picked bh, he says we needed offlane. fine, i go safe lane. he goes mana boots into basher with 4 empty item slots. at about 25 mins our sk decides to get out of the jungle and go 0-5 in like 7 minutes. i thought at 4.5k mmr people wouldn't be braindead at least. i was wrong.

Exoteric

Australia2330 Posts

June 28 2014 03:20 GMT

#21984

deep breaths, it's just a game... at least that's what i like to believe

babysimba

10466 Posts

June 28 2014 04:27 GMT

#21985

14 losses out of 15 games all in 1 day. Thanks to pinoy and Vietnamese dota. SEA server makes me rage so much. The same shit player pool happens every weekend

Belisarius

Australia6233 Posts

June 28 2014 05:02 GMT

#21986

Enemy team takes a T2, all back off. We see them all TP out, we see three of them at their towers after TPing home. Their naga sends her illusions on towards our highground. We see her walking home past a ward.

Void chronos the illusions at our T3.

They immediately group and push for a rax, we lose horribly because chrono is still on CD.

Void says "how was I supposed to know she had an illusion rune"

It was a crap game and I didn't exactly play well myself, but that one line takes the cake.

r_con

United States824 Posts

June 28 2014 05:11 GMT

#21987

go 7-0 in the offlane, get a 12 minute radiance midas phase boots tranqs(lone druid), yes, 12 minute radiance midas, i had almost perfect cs, i was level 12 at 12 minutes in, i got a tier 1 and 7 kills, THIS isn't enough, to just just win, no, our doom has to be RETARDED, our vengeful spirit fucking accidentally saved the KEY enemy like 4 times, and accidentally kills me twice our fucking storm is just like herp derp how do i doto..... i win, but omfg i should just WIN after a start like that.

BlitzerSC

Italy8800 Posts

June 28 2014 08:53 GMT

#21988

1) I hate getting matched with people who have 500 MMR less than me only because they are stacking with their dumb friends.
2) I hate playing with and against stacks in ranked games. It completly kills the point of solo ranking.
3) I hate people that give up beforethe game even begun.
4) I have people that pick Pudge in ranked
5) I hate supports that have 1k gold and say they don't have enough to buy wards
6) POTM is OP.
7) Sand King is OP - Actually, jungling in general is overpowered. When you can get more farm in the woods than in lane, something is wrong.
8) Centaur is OP.

hooahah

3752 Posts

June 28 2014 09:17 GMT

#21989

Abandoned my first game in a long while. Just the most poisonous, retarded teammates that matchmaking could have given me. We were something like 1-8 5 minutes in, I just went "not playing this shit" and abandoned.

It's cool though.

xAdra

Singapore1858 Posts

June 28 2014 10:47 GMT

#21990

Winning the game during the early game, but we lose one fight while pushing a t1 tower. Sf and void suddenly have very different ideas of what the team should do. Sf says "stick" void says "farm". Suddenly the team is fragmented, and we lose a couple more fights.

These 2 geniuses get extremely pissed at the team, and begin doing stupid shit like farm under enemy t1s (against a shadowblade doom), fight without chronospheres, activate bkb without detection, stuff like that. We lose about 5 more fights, eventually lose the game. Cue the 2 flaming each other on all chat for the loss. "Report void" "Report sf"

If you're gonna play a core hero, please be courteous about decision making. EIther strategy would have won us the game- conflicting opinions was our downfall, since our position 3-5 didn't know what to do at all in the game.

HighTimeDotA

Canada1412 Posts

June 28 2014 16:42 GMT

#21991

get an aba as support and ask him to buy dust vs bh for easy kills. he gets mad and proceed to take all last hit (i was drow so i cant really compete since slow animation so i just zoned for him instead). had a feeding slark in the offlane. game is hard.

unkkz

Norway2196 Posts

June 28 2014 18:11 GMT

#21992

Like.. there is no end to people's retarded way of teaching others a lesson.

I'm tinker mid vs a WD. I rape him on lasthits and outharass him, but they rotate with 3 people twice and i get slightly behind. But it doesn't matter since our Huskar is jumping around wrecking everyone. 9 - 1 or something 15minutes in. Then something happens. Huskar dies and blames our support WK. They start to argue. Then huskar goes something like "fuck you fucking retard pick. Now i feed. Hope you happy, you ruin game" i'm like... we are wrecking them pretty hard. We are winning fights 3 or 4 vs 5 and i´m ratting like crazy. Nope, Huskar has decided to teach WK a lesson! HAHA! NOW I FEED SO YOU LOSE! THAT'LL SHOW YOU! So he feeds ten kills or so, they get fat, we lose. Huskar goes "gg guys blame WK for being a retard".

Just... no fucking words. 40 minutes well spent.

hooahah

3752 Posts

June 28 2014 20:22 GMT

#21993

On June 29 2014 03:11 unkkz wrote:
Like.. there is no end to people's retarded way of teaching others a lesson.

I'm tinker mid vs a WD. I rape him on lasthits and outharass him, but they rotate with 3 people twice and i get slightly behind. But it doesn't matter since our Huskar is jumping around wrecking everyone. 9 - 1 or something 15minutes in. Then something happens. Huskar dies and blames our support WK. They start to argue. Then huskar goes something like "fuck you fucking retard pick. Now i feed. Hope you happy, you ruin game" i'm like... we are wrecking them pretty hard. We are winning fights 3 or 4 vs 5 and i´m ratting like crazy. Nope, Huskar has decided to teach WK a lesson! HAHA! NOW I FEED SO YOU LOSE! THAT'LL SHOW YOU! So he feeds ten kills or so, they get fat, we lose. Huskar goes "gg guys blame WK for being a retard".

Just... no fucking words. 40 minutes well spent.

I think they get off to that shit. The 'power' to decide the match on their own.

HighTimeDotA

Canada1412 Posts

June 28 2014 20:35 GMT

#21994

had a lion that follow me (doom) in jungle because pulled small camp for him since i got unclearable medium/large. followed me for 10mins warded our own jungle to prevent me from devouring then followed me to enemy jungle. took my midas on courier until his friend yelled at him and he stopped. but by then it was too late.

do some ppl play dota to vent or what lol.

hooahah

3752 Posts

June 28 2014 22:32 GMT

#21995

Pick Enigma...get counter picked with Silencer, Rubick (and ES/WR). PA that went abyssal first also always abysalled me.

WHO DOES THIS? AND WHY DOES SILENCER ULTI GO THROUGH BKB? WHAT THE ACUTAL FUCK. WHAT THE FUCK.

The Rubick landed about 5 more blackholes than my 0 blackholes

EmilA

Denmark4618 Posts

June 29 2014 01:18 GMT

#21996

Quitting DotA until march of the machines is changed. With like 50 % pickrate and every game being prolonged to 45+ solely because of him, I'm not gonna bother.

shizaep

Canada2920 Posts

June 29 2014 04:56 GMT

#21997

eh fuck games when you're getting stomped
20 mins 0 fun...
tabbing in every few mins to make sure your hero is still there getting fountain farmed

Buckyman

1364 Posts

June 29 2014 04:59 GMT

#21998

The game has been giving me a lot of useless purple balls I can't get rid of recently. But it's outdone itself this time. It gave me a card pack that I could only get rid of by turning it into several useless items.

It's almost like Valve wants to force me to get a compendium and/or Steam wallet. Or doesn't believe that players with neither exist.

NeoRussia

Canada381 Posts

June 29 2014 05:49 GMT

#21999

what's the statistical chance that my team has down syndrome every game for almost 1000 mmr points
because it just happened

http://dotabuff.com/players/35361365

-- Edit --
finally beat my loss streak! 3922 mmr, lowest I've ever been
http://dotabuff.com/matches/747849504

now I need a game plan to get back everything I've lost. Propably TA mid instapick on dire and Tinker on radiant.

xAdra

Singapore1858 Posts

June 29 2014 11:42 GMT

#22000

On June 29 2014 13:59 Buckyman wrote:
The game has been giving me a lot of useless purple balls I can't get rid of recently. But it's outdone itself this time. It gave me a card pack that I could only get rid of by turning it into several useless items.

It's almost like Valve wants to force me to get a compendium and/or Steam wallet. Or doesn't believe that players with neither exist.

Could always trade them for actual items on d2lounge. Or just donate them to friends who have compendiums!