EPTOn June 26 2014 17:53 icystorage wrote:
by plunging kagillion of dollars down gaben's throat
by plunging kagillion of dollars down gaben's throat
Whose gaben?
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DougJDempsey
747 Posts
Whose gaben? | ||
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BobMcJohnson
France2916 Posts
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gaben I actually find it amazing that wikipedia correctly redirects this one lol  | ||
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BlitzerSC
Italy8800 Posts
What the fuck, how am I supposed to win games with these people. edit: Next game I'm owning left and right with Ember, until a SF with DD rune crits me twice in a row and kills me. GG 100% skill boys. | ||
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Acritter
Syria7637 Posts
I was queued with a friend. Randomed Tree. So I thought, hey, this is pretty good. My friend loves playing supports, and I have enough gold to run a sick level 1 boots roam strat. I do that, we head to the enemy jungle, first blood their NP. Good so far. Head bot, get a kill on their farming WK. Even better. This is where it all falls apart. Our Timbersaw saw us there, talking on mic about how we were going to keep on roaming, and the only thought that went through his demented little head was: "I need a solo lane!" So he went and teleported top to "support" our solo Mirana. This meant there was nobody but the intended roaming pair on the bottom lane. So what do we fucking do? Do we turn around and leave their solo WK to farm? And worse, their NP in the jungle? And what do we do about top lane? Our PotM is going to get behind in levels, and shit is going to go downhill from there. Well, we stayed bot, limited WK's farm somewhat, roamed for kills when we could... but our dumbshit Timber stayed top, stacking and pulling. We ended up getting wrecked. I, the roaming Tree, ended up with both a better kill/death/assist ratio and better GPM than our "core" Timbersaw. I don't know what was wrong with that guy. He didn't even think to fucking ASK us. | ||
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Geo.Rion
7377 Posts
Aaaaaaand we got raped, rest of my team dealt dmg = to about half of the enemy team's position 5. | ||
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ROOTdrewbie
Canada1392 Posts
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hooahah
3752 Posts
Drewbie what're your 3 favorite heroes? | ||
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Xxazn4lyfe51xX
United States976 Posts
I go.. Hm, the solo support rubick who bought chicken, wards, flying courier at 3 has no items at 5 minutes in. I wonder why? Of course after puck lost mid so bad, our lanes were shit. Mirana soloing up against a storm, me and void top against a lina lc dual lane of which void offers nothing to. And a furion jungle who gets a 10 minute midas because sf manages to find time to hunt him down in the jungle while he's not wrecking puck. | ||
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HighTimeDotA
Canada1412 Posts
On June 27 2014 05:08 Xxazn4lyfe51xX wrote: Yeesh hate weak compositions... I first pick rubick, and we get puck, void, furion and mirana. I'm solo support of course... Puck completely and utterly loses mid to sf. No idea how that happened. 22 minutes, sf has blink, midas, bkb and deso, puck has bottle treads. Puck takes one look at me at 5 minutes and goes, "fucking noob rubick doesn't have any items". I go.. Hm, the solo support rubick who bought chicken, wards, flying courier at 3 has no items at 5 minutes in. I wonder why? Of course after puck lost mid so bad, our lanes were shit. Mirana soloing up against a storm, me and void top against a lina lc dual lane of which void offers nothing to. And a furion jungle who gets a 10 minute midas because sf manages to find time to hunt him down in the jungle while he's not wrecking puck. bad players like to blame others for their own shortcomings. had a player like that in my game yesterday even though the game was 4v5 since he decided to afk in the jungle the entire game but flames everyone else. | ||
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ROOTdrewbie
Canada1392 Posts
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hooahah
3752 Posts
I looked forward to this shit all day long and what I got was literally a pile of shit to put my face in for 45 minutes because the other team fountain camped instead of actually finish the game. Furion was level 4 15 minutes into the game. I'm done for a while | ||
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Sn0_Man
Tebellong44238 Posts
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hooahah
3752 Posts
just...what. What. WHAT THE FUCK. edit: why am I not surprised to see that 3 of them have Pudge as their most played hero....the 4th one has made his accoutn private though I'm willing to bet that he's equally there | ||
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suicideyear
Ivory Coast3016 Posts
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DougJDempsey
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bluzi
4703 Posts
On June 27 2014 11:22 suicideyear wrote: my favorite part about blink - > 5 man epicenter is when my teammate's faceless void runs in to chronosphere and cancels my ult mid channel well at least he got a 5 man chrono to tell the kids about  , the life of the uncorrdianted pub games are rough  | ||
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hooahah
3752 Posts
example: captain draft. Captain drafts Kunkka, Tide, Dusa, AA and Mirana. Kunkka mid doesn't know how to use his x, rushes SB after phase. Mirana didn't buy sentries to deward the jungle, decided to roam and went boots -> midas. Dusa went midas before boots, and Tide skilled gush first vs a trilane and fed 3 kills in 5 minutes. at some point you just have to wonder 'why' | ||
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Eriksen
Micronesia720 Posts
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blobrus
4297 Posts
Edit: In addition to this I've become so negative about this game lately, i honestly just flame everyone because everyone's so fucking bad. I know being nice is probably the optimal way to go about this but i just keep getting retarded stacks. I'm basically qqing about myself because i'm an asshole and I wouldn't want to play with me. | ||
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majkenofdoom
Sweden289 Posts
And i acutally fucking destroy the lane i play (sometimes even 2 lanes) but we still dont win the game. I am acutally getting confused on what to do to be able to win a game (and no i dont mess up mid game, i know when to fight and when to not and is ridiclous mor effecient than the enemys). But suddently 2312312 uncessary deaths form the player in my team or losing the kunkka/mira/sd trilane against BS and bat offlane. We also lost agaisnt the 5 carry strat (am, spectre, pa, void sf) when my 2v1 nyx offlane had 7-0-11 and higher lvl than everyone else even though i was the only one that wasnt supposed to win my lane. For fucking hell is the real life? | ||
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