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Team Acer announces acquisition of "Nestea".
Team Acer is proud to announce we are adding a new drink to our roster, strengthening our already considerable lineup of foreign Zerg and Korean Terran talent. This beverage is a legend in the scene, a name that lives on in the annals of StarCraft II history... NESTEA!
Nestea's new teammate and fellow Zerg Artur "Acer | Nerchio" Bloch has this to say:
"I am really happy with our new acquisition... I look forward to playing with Nestea in tournaments, it's always nice to feel fresh air while beating Protoss.
Nestea has inspired me whenever I was feeling tired of StarCraft II. Nestea is strong and sweet, and I can't wait to place my lips on his plastic mouth.
I still think that we're missing a Protoss player though - my favourite race for a long time. My favourite Protoss was recently made teamless after he was mistreated at a major event, so I'm hoping we have something more to announce soon!"
Read more about the story here.
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If this is indeed a joke then it is equal to rubbing salt in another person's wound. Not funny.
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just piling on the bandwagon of trollthreads that are allowed but once a year
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All I'm gonna say is that the photoshop is pretty great.
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On April 02 2014 02:41 illidanx wrote:
If this is indeed a joke then it is equal to rubbing salt in another person's wound. Not funny.
you're right, april fool's jokes should only be about kittens and friendship and ice cream. actual jokes aren't funny. shame on anyone for ever not taking anything seriously on the international day of not taking things seriously
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I really don't like the massive embrace of April Fool's Day. Call me cynical, but it's just not really that appealing ;;
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On April 02 2014 02:50 vult wrote:
I really don't like the massive embrace of April Fool's Day. Call me cynical, but it's just not really that appealing ;;
amazingly, you don't have to understand everything that other people enjoy. they can still just enjoy it without your approval
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why would anyone require anything on 1st of april 
hope its true if not its NOT FUNNY
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Wow lots of people tired of it already... While I am not an active supporter and I understand your frustrations, something like this post though is so obviously fake that it makes me laugh, and has some excellent comments by "Nerchio"
"Nestea has inspired me whenever I was feeling tired of StarCraft II. Nestea is strong and sweet, and I can't wait to place my lips on his plastic mouth."
That made me chuckle pretty good. This part of april fools I do not mind
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United Kingdom50293 Posts
I enjoyed the nerchio comments more than anything else lol
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This was the best one today, personally
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damn this ptshop is almost as good as catching Pokemons on Google Map
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We got our first black sc2 pro
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it would really be funny if they announce Nestea as their new sponsor in a few days
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My favourite Protoss was recently made teamless after he was mistreated at a major event, so I'm hoping we have something more to announce soon!"
lmao, imagine if it was true. "AcerNaniwa" oooooooh boy xD Hillarious as always, Arthur!
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Whose arms did they use for that?
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"Nestea? The creator of the universe! Yeah!! I'm gonna get some Nestea right now!"
![[image loading]](http://cdn.aceresport.com/media/uploads/2014/04/rafa.jpg)
LOL PARANOID <3
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this joke is better than blizzards.
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United States97276 Posts
I think signing a protoss would have been even more shocking but this was pretty good
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On April 02 2014 04:10 Shellshock wrote:
I think signing a protoss would have been even more shocking but this was pretty good
This is not X-mas yet...
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I would have found this to be a lot more amusing if the "NesTea leaves IM" bit was also nothing more than a joke,... there's a part of me that wishes it really was the player and not the drink >.>;;;
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On April 02 2014 04:47 Kaoru wrote:Show nested quote +On April 02 2014 04:10 Shellshock wrote:
I think signing a protoss would have been even more shocking but this was pretty good This is not X-mas yet...
AcerProtoss? intriguing
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At first i was skeptically surprised.
Now i'm just disappointed.
Thanks.
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imagine Nestea in that hideous green jacket...
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But, Tea is a green plant, so green would go really well with Nestea!
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TLADT24920 Posts
Nestea has inspired me whenever I was feeling tired of StarCraft II. Nestea is strong and sweet, and I can't wait to place my lips on his plastic mouth.
I still think that we're missing a Protoss player though - my favourite race for a long time.
omg haha so good XD
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Ok the photos and stuff are funny.
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EPT![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/PMtvuQt.jpg)
