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Presenting Liquid`iNcontroL and EGTLO!

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tree.hugger
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Philadelphia, PA10406 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-09-28 16:04:07
September 26 2013 19:20 GMT
#1
The last few months have been quiet, drama free ones in the Sc2 scene. In fact, it just doesn't feel like Starcraft anymore. But that's all about to change. Today, Team Liquid and Evil Geniuses are excited to announce the completion of a historic trade. Two players who were actively seeking new challenges have found their homes on the others team. Yes, that's right, Geoff 'iNcontroL' Robinson will be joining Team Liquid, while Dario 'TLO' Wünsch will join Evil Geniuses.

In going through with this blockbuster deal, both Team Liquid and Evil Geniuses have delivered on their longstanding promise to make esports even better than before. We're sure our fans will be supportive of the swap.

To celebrate the transfer, we're excited to announce a showmatch between Liquid and EG which will be held Sunday, Sep 29 5:00pm GMT (GMT+00:00). iNcontroL and TLO will assume their new responsibilities as captains and lead their team to victory. We hope you'll join us in this celebration of esports.

Message from Liquid`Nazgul


Team Liquid founder, father figure

Team Liquid recently celebrated its 11th Birthday, an incredible achievement for any website. Over the years, we have been host to an incredible community and we have had a number of incredible individuals call this site their home on the internet. As I write this, I have one such individual in mind, who has truly dedicated his life to Team Liquid and all that we stand for. I'm talking, of course, about Geoff 'iNcontroL' Robinson. I've known Geoff for many years. Whether he has been flaming Testie or abusing his banling powers, it's hard to think of a figure who has impacted the website and the scene more. That's why, in a move that seems way too late, we're finally able to welcome Geoff to the Team Liquid family.

Over the past few years, Geoff has dedicated his time to helping a North American Counterstrike team expand into the Starcraft scene. We've watched with pride as a member from our community stepped out of his comfort zone and helped this small, little known team become a team large enough to pick up a struggling LoL squad. While Geoff has made his way in the world, Team Liquid has done quite well as well. Now, our parallel tracks of success converge. Geoff will join Liquid, where he will finally be with an organization that wins foreign Sc2 teamleagues and sent a Dota 2 team to The International 3.

Geoff brings much to the table. As Liquid has gained more fans, we have also gained more detractors. Geoff is well practiced at arguing with people on the internet, which was a role we have been lacking in the Team Liquid organization until now. In addition, as Liquid adds more sponsors, we've found ourselves without a player who is adept at plugging them all. With Geoff on the team, we will no longer struggle to promote Barracuda's extremely good and well paying job opportunities, Shiny Things and their incredible apps, NEEDForSeat and their embarrassingly comfortable chairs, Razer and their awesome peripherals, and TwitchTV and their great service. See? We're better already.

Sadly, to make this incredible pick-up possible, we have agreed to trade TLO of our players to EG in exchange. Dario has been a figure on Team Liquid for much less time than Geoff, and although he showed great promise, his inability to win a GSL championship after recovering from his wrist injury has been a severe disappointment to the organization. We're sad things didn't work out with Dario, but we know that he will be a great player for EG as they start their foreign Sc2 dvision. We hope that Dario will discover his motivation on EG, and wish him a happy future. Adios, Dario.


Message from Alex Garfield


C.E.O, Evil Geniuses Lmtd. Intl. Corporation LLC GmbH PhD

Throughout our combined time in the Sc2 scene, we've often thought Team Liquid is a pretty okay organization. On several occasions, we've worked with them, including on the amicable transfer of EGHuK, our joint venture in Proleague featuring EGJaedong, and most recently on the wildly successful crowd funding effort we held in conjunction with Papa Johns. During that campaign, we noticed the spark of salesmanship in a member of Team Liquid; Dario 'TLO' Wünsch. We also noticed that he was a very popular and talented player on Team Liquid. Naturally, we immediately began to look into how to acquire him.

In part because of our mutually respectful working relationship with Team Liquid, we of course know they didn't have the money to keep TLO, and of course, since it's all just an act, he was happy to join. Since charitable giving is tax deductable and because I'd rather not appear on anymore internet talkshows, we have agreed to trade one of our associates, iNcontroL, to Liquid and have also paid above market value for the rest of Dario's contract. We'd like to thank them for not leaking the details of this transfer to Slasher.

We think this trade will be mutually beneficial for both sides. While iNcontroL has in the past been one of our best personalities, marriage has dulled his once keen wits and his hunger to close a deal. That said, he brings a wealth of experience with him to Liquid, where even with his dulled wits and reduced personality he will thrive. We look forward to seeing them pick up a sponsor or two before iNc's inevitable "Liquid Retirement" in six months. In fact, we have already recommended that our sponsor Razer consider supporting Liquid as well. Maybe one day, with the right support, they will be able to keep their talented up-and-comers and have someone other than TaeJa win for them. Or they'll just switch everything over to Dota 2 and give up on Starcraft. Either way, we wish them the best of luck.

Meanwhile, we are pleased to welcome TLO into the firm. He will bring youthful exuberance and fresh ideas to EG, as well as a major tournament championship in the coming months, followed by a long period of building his personality. We look forward to using our unmatched resources to help TLO reach the next level in his career as a progamer and media personality. We hope you will follow him on twitter and subscribe to his stream. You guys can look forward to seeing him on plenty of talk shows, booths and in general everywhere but at a computer practicing.




As you might expect, both players are very enthusiastic about the trade. Here's what they had to say.


Liquid`iNcontroL

"I am proud to announce my joining of Team Liquid. Being on EG was nice but all that attention? Money? The pressure of being expected to lead esports to a bright and glorious future? Not for me. I prefer the laid back pre-retirement feel of TL where players go to disappear and allow the Koreans to do the work for us. Now that I'm on Liquid, I don't have to work at remembering the long list of sponsors! It's far more simple to work them into conversation. For example, right now, I feel like a Barracuda swimming up stream to mate and after that long journey of trials and tribulations while trying to not be distracted by Shiny Things! Piece. Of. Cake. I cannot wait to join my teammates on Skype and discuss all the most recent Zerg strategies! Lets do this!"

- Liquid`iNcontroL


EGTLO

"In Starcraft2 there isn't a single pro-gamer, no matter how loyal who, doesn't envy those on EG. The Lifestyle of a celebrity. Cars, Women, starring in commercials and an endless supply of energy drinks. Team Liquid was my home, but you don't become a Starcraft2 Monster by staying home, do you?

Not only will it help me bring my progaming career to the next level, as proven by iNcontroL, it'll also help me make the transition into the much more attractive follow up career of casting/hosting. And EVERY pro-gamer knows that's how you become rich without properly working. A dream come true.

As I add Evil Geniuses to my LinkedIn work history, I feel a great sense of satisfaction. I hope that despite the drastic rebranding of my persona you will still be happy to follow "EGTLO'' on social media and don't stop subscribing to my content. And make multiple accounts if you've already subscribed with your existing accounts."


- EGTLO


Please support iNcontroL and TLO as they enter into the next period of their pro-gaming careers. And please continue to support Team Liquid, EG, their sponsors, and large delivery pizza corporations.

Showmatch date: Sunday, Sep 29 5:00pm GMT (GMT+00:00)




Founded in 1999, Evil Geniuses is the Western world’s best video game team and a leading new media agency with a client portfolio that includes such brands as Intel, Monster Energy, Razer, Kingston Technology, SkullCandy, and other major technology and consumer brands. Featuring gaming celebrities like Justin “JWonggg” Wong, Lee
“JD” Jae Dong, Dario 'TLO' Wünsch, and Stephen “Snoopeh” Ellis, Evil Geniuses consists of only the most successful, storied, and influential gamers from around the world.

***


Team Liquid? Is that a swimming team? I didn't know you were a swimmer! It's not? Well, what is it? It's complicated? Does it have to do with horse racing? No? Why is their logo a horse? What did you say it was again?




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FlyingDagger
Profile Joined January 2013
Canada61 Posts
September 28 2013 01:11 GMT
#2
Woo Finally
NPF
Profile Joined May 2010
Canada1635 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-09-28 01:14:08
September 28 2013 01:11 GMT
#3
Yes good trade, EG needed more foreigners with better results

edit: It's the papa John show match kids where they coach the other team or something
Kreb
Profile Joined September 2010
4834 Posts
September 28 2013 01:12 GMT
#4
Did it become april without me noticing!?
Monochromatic
Profile Blog Joined March 2012
United States998 Posts
September 28 2013 01:12 GMT
#5
Is this a joke, or serious?
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Veldril
Profile Joined August 2010
Thailand1817 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-09-28 01:13:13
September 28 2013 01:13 GMT
#6
So does this mean TLO will qualify for WCS Blizzcon Finals now?
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Gamegene
Profile Blog Joined June 2011
United States8308 Posts
September 28 2013 01:13 GMT
#7

Not only will it help me bring my progaming career to the next level, as proven by iNcontroL, it'll also help me make the transition into the much more attractive follow up career of casting/hosting. And EVERY pro-gamer knows that's how you become rich without properly working. A dream come true.


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MrSexington
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
United States1768 Posts
September 28 2013 01:13 GMT
#8
I am suddenly hungry for pizza. Weird.
sicajung
Profile Joined June 2010
United Kingdom297 Posts
September 28 2013 01:13 GMT
#9
wut?
xxpack09
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
United States2160 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-09-28 01:14:30
September 28 2013 01:13 GMT
#10
wtf? Call me Romanian, but I can't tell if this is serious or not lmaoooo

I assume this is just the long-awaited pizza.gg showmatch?

edit: ok that's what it seems like, LMAO
zev318
Profile Joined October 2010
Canada4306 Posts
September 28 2013 01:14 GMT
#11
damn 4am?
Blisse
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Canada3710 Posts
September 28 2013 01:14 GMT
#12
this is so confusing. i'm going to lie down now.
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iMrising
Profile Blog Joined March 2012
United States1099 Posts
September 28 2013 01:14 GMT
#13
gg.
good job eg & tl
I almost died for a second.
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mjuuy
Profile Joined May 2012
Norway506 Posts
September 28 2013 01:14 GMT
#14
ke???
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Necosarius
Profile Blog Joined September 2009
Sweden4042 Posts
September 28 2013 01:15 GMT
#15
I support this!
PhoenixVoid
Profile Blog Joined December 2011
Canada32743 Posts
September 28 2013 01:16 GMT
#16
Since when was April Fools late September?
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Kyyuna
Profile Joined October 2010
United States1222 Posts
September 28 2013 01:16 GMT
#17
what the fuck????
Heyoka
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Katowice25012 Posts
September 28 2013 01:17 GMT
#18
whoops the showmatch date was wrong but it should be correct now
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Ettick
Profile Blog Joined June 2011
United States2434 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-09-28 01:18:20
September 28 2013 01:17 GMT
#19
EG confirmed for merging with Liquid, and not just in proleague
fusefuse
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
Estonia4644 Posts
September 28 2013 01:18 GMT
#20
these comments are pure gold
Liquipedia@jkursk
Acritter
Profile Joined August 2010
Syria7637 Posts
September 28 2013 01:19 GMT
#21
Wait

What the fuck?

What's going on?

i no understando all
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jonich0n
Profile Joined February 2009
United States1982 Posts
September 28 2013 01:19 GMT
#22
silly kooks
(>'.')>
Mahanaim
Profile Joined December 2012
Korea (South)1002 Posts
September 28 2013 01:19 GMT
#23
?????????????????????aaa.............????
Celebrating Starcraft since... a long time ago.
Crisco
Profile Joined March 2011
1170 Posts
September 28 2013 01:20 GMT
#24
wah... i don't.. huh.. erm.. errrr.. ahhh?.. mommy?
Crais
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
Canada2136 Posts
September 28 2013 01:20 GMT
#25
Haha thats hilarious
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DifuntO
Profile Joined November 2011
Greece2376 Posts
September 28 2013 01:20 GMT
#26
Oh,noes TLO is doomed now,EG curse is too strong even if it's only for a day.
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JerKy
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
Korea (South)3013 Posts
September 28 2013 01:21 GMT
#27
lol
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KadaverBB
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
Germany25657 Posts
September 28 2013 01:21 GMT
#28
Decent trade I guess.
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Tachion
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Canada8573 Posts
September 28 2013 01:21 GMT
#29
Those messages from naz/alex/inc/tlo are hilarious. Nice job :p
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nooboon
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
2602 Posts
September 28 2013 01:22 GMT
#30
"abusing his banling powers," Incontrol was a mod before? I know he has a star but him being a mod is a surprise. You should also give incontrol the horse for a few days just to make this perfect.

Also those comments by incontrol and TLO XD Well played by both parties involved.
las91
Profile Blog Joined May 2011
United States5080 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-09-28 01:24:01
September 28 2013 01:22 GMT
#31
EG losing their premiere caster with this trade, probably not worth

lol

EDIT: "but we know that he will be a great player for EG as they start their foreign Sc2 dvision."

I lost it there so sick
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Sabu113
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States11075 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-09-28 01:25:26
September 28 2013 01:22 GMT
#32
Incontroll's are genius. TLO oooh I think he should have thrown in some shoutouts to the sponsors.

edit; EG's writing is just too good. Well done alex.
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Meadowlark
Profile Blog Joined December 2012
United States349 Posts
September 28 2013 01:23 GMT
#33
I'm gonna go drink until this makes sense
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AlternativeEgo
Profile Joined August 2011
Sweden17309 Posts
September 28 2013 01:23 GMT
#34
The guy does have a point. What does "Team Liquid" really mean and why is there a horse?
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Noocta
Profile Joined June 2010
France12578 Posts
September 28 2013 01:23 GMT
#35
The amount of people thinking this is serious is probably funnier than the thread itself to me.
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Zer atai
Profile Joined September 2011
United States691 Posts
September 28 2013 01:24 GMT
#36
I still don't know if this is real
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Profile Blog Joined September 2013
United States1302 Posts
September 28 2013 01:24 GMT
#37
While iNcontroL has in the past been one of our best personalities, marriage has dulled his once keen wits and his hunger to close a deal. That said, he brings a wealth of experience with him to Liquid, where even with his dulled wits and reduced personality he will thrive.


ahahahhah
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HystericaLaughter
Profile Joined September 2011
Australia720 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-09-28 01:27:51
September 28 2013 01:24 GMT
#38
Someone get the aloe vera because this article delivered some sick burns.

Seriously though this is hilarious can't wait to watch the EG-TL showmatch. Also you guys better do another write-up after the fact. Or two, or three, whatever.

Edit: Also this was the best part imo

'Dario has been a figure on Team Liquid for much less time than Geoff, and although he showed great promise, his inability to win a GSL championship after recovering from his wrist injury has been a severe disappointment to the organization.'
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Profile Blog Joined March 2004
Canada3442 Posts
September 28 2013 01:25 GMT
#39
hahahahahahahahaha
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Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States7481 Posts
September 28 2013 01:25 GMT
#40
I love this article
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julianto
Profile Joined December 2010
2292 Posts
September 28 2013 01:26 GMT
#41
On September 28 2013 10:12 Monochromatic wrote:
Is this a joke, or serious?

No it is cereal.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
iMrising
Profile Blog Joined March 2012
United States1099 Posts
September 28 2013 01:26 GMT
#42
On September 28 2013 10:18 fusefuse wrote:
these comments are pure gold

They made this pretty legit haha
love the "comments" from both players
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Antylamon
Profile Joined March 2011
United States1981 Posts
September 28 2013 01:27 GMT
#43
TL should've haggled with an offer of EG for TLO. With the O covered in white-out.
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Profile Blog Joined July 2010
United States6531 Posts
September 28 2013 01:27 GMT
#44
Hahahaha! :D
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thirtyapm
Profile Joined January 2012
521 Posts
September 28 2013 01:27 GMT
#45
AWESOME!
forsooth
Profile Joined February 2011
United States3648 Posts
September 28 2013 01:28 GMT
#46
As Liquid has gained more fans, we have also gained more detractors. Geoff is well practiced at arguing with people on the internet, which was a role we have been lacking in the Team Liquid organization until now. In addition, as Liquid adds more sponsors, we've found ourselves without a player who is adept at plugging them all.

Made me laugh pretty hard.
RaClaw
Profile Joined January 2012
Turkey114 Posts
September 28 2013 01:28 GMT
#47
Very bad trade for Liquid :D
n0ah
Profile Joined June 2011
United States250 Posts
September 28 2013 01:29 GMT
#48
And I can't fight these feeeeeeeelings anymore...
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Acronysis
Profile Joined November 2011
872 Posts
September 28 2013 01:30 GMT
#49
oh man. The comments by the players had me laughing so hard. The people here must think i'm maniacal. Great stuff and can't wait for the showmatch!
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Profile Blog Joined December 2009
United States11903 Posts
September 28 2013 01:30 GMT
#50
Yeah! Liquid really needed somebody who can yell at people on the internet. Good trade!
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Profile Blog Joined June 2011
Singapore15360 Posts
September 28 2013 01:30 GMT
#51
Holy fuck I almost died while on the train

glad I decided to open twitter randomly
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Profile Joined August 2010
United States30730 Posts
September 28 2013 01:31 GMT
#52
I know this is a joke, but what's the occasion? >_>
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Czech Republic588 Posts
September 28 2013 01:32 GMT
#53
Bad trolling is bad.. AHHHHHHHH ;; Why, just why...
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Profile Blog Joined November 2010
2943 Posts
September 28 2013 01:32 GMT
#54
I'll make sweet love to this post once that's a thing.
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United States22883 Posts
September 28 2013 01:33 GMT
#55
WHY TLO
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Profile Blog Joined September 2011
Canada16217 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-09-28 01:35:12
September 28 2013 01:34 GMT
#56
On September 28 2013 10:23 Noocta wrote:
The amount of people thinking this is serious is probably funnier than the thread itself to me.

shows how little people knew about the pizza.gg stuff.
also this is awesome :D
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Noocta
Profile Joined June 2010
France12578 Posts
September 28 2013 01:34 GMT
#57
On September 28 2013 10:31 FrostedMiniWheats wrote:
I know this is a joke, but what's the occasion? >_>


It's the pizzagg reward thingy
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Sweden17309 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-09-28 01:36:05
September 28 2013 01:34 GMT
#58
On September 28 2013 10:31 FrostedMiniWheats wrote:
I know this is a joke, but what's the occasion? >_>


They are working on the pizza tiers http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=414084

Edit: And happy b-day if you are still counting
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Profile Blog Joined October 2010
Canada38 Posts
September 28 2013 01:35 GMT
#59
What happens to my TLO+ subscription? is it transferable to Incontrol+?
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Profile Joined September 2013
Malaysia219 Posts
September 28 2013 01:35 GMT
#60
Message from Liquid`Nazgul

Team Liquid founder, father figure

Message from Alex Garfield

C.E.O, Evil Geniuses Lmtd. Intl. Corporation LLC PhD

XDXDXD... I have to admit I was fooled for a moment there about the trade. Good stuff tho XD
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ASoo
Profile Joined November 2010
2864 Posts
September 28 2013 01:35 GMT
#61
On September 28 2013 10:13 xxpack09 wrote:
wtf? Call me Romanian, but I can't tell if this is serious or not lmaoooo

You are Romanian.

To whom it may concern: please report on this in the next Pitchfork Preserver.
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Profile Joined November 2010
United States2753 Posts
September 28 2013 01:35 GMT
#62
LOL that was amazing. The fundraising was worth it if only for the article
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Profile Blog Joined August 2012
United States26 Posts
September 28 2013 01:37 GMT
#63
errr what...
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United States1319 Posts
September 28 2013 01:37 GMT
#64
TLO cursed, confirmed.
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United States10344 Posts
September 28 2013 01:37 GMT
#65
Uhh...
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Sweden13480 Posts
September 28 2013 01:38 GMT
#66
"Not only will it help me bring my progaming career to the next level, as proven by iNcontroL"

Dario won the trash talk imo!
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Chon231
Profile Joined November 2012
United States35 Posts
September 28 2013 01:38 GMT
#67
hahaha this is genius
More GG, More Skill.
zephiK
Profile Joined March 2012
United States372 Posts
September 28 2013 01:39 GMT
#68
Hahhaha I had a good time reading the press release. Looking forward to the showmatch
Darkhorse
Profile Blog Joined December 2011
United States23455 Posts
September 28 2013 01:39 GMT
#69
This is hilarious that people don't realize it's the Papa Johns thing and people think this is actually a trade
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yokohama
Profile Joined February 2005
United States1116 Posts
September 28 2013 01:39 GMT
#70
I feel Romanian.
MatiaasS !
Profile Joined October 2011
Chile167 Posts
September 28 2013 01:40 GMT
#71
Brilliants comments.
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MavivaM
Profile Joined November 2011
1535 Posts
September 28 2013 01:40 GMT
#72
Not a smart move from TL... to get a very much needed Protoss they traded almost every beard/facial hair points they had.
This, combined with the recent loss of ixmike88 makes TL at 0.8 beards (all coming from Incontrol, btw) against a solid 3.5 from EG, who already had Demuslim.
The future looks grim.
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Nopeudon
Profile Joined March 2012
172 Posts
September 28 2013 01:40 GMT
#73
Haha I almost believed it for a while there. GGWP!
Russano
Profile Joined November 2010
United States434 Posts
September 28 2013 01:41 GMT
#74
This. Was. Glorious.
OminouS
Profile Joined February 2010
Sweden1343 Posts
September 28 2013 01:41 GMT
#75
Not really sure why tbh.
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TeamBanished
Profile Joined September 2011
United States301 Posts
September 28 2013 01:41 GMT
#76
well... they both changed their twitters..so a lot more effort is going into this than originally thought..
For Aiur
mrRoflpwn
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
United States2618 Posts
September 28 2013 01:42 GMT
#77
Pizza.GG has finally delivered. And everyone is confused. This is great lol!
Long live the Boss Toss!
8mmspikes
Profile Joined January 2012
United States1704 Posts
September 28 2013 01:43 GMT
#78
iNcontroL had finally been freed from the curse. Hes going to win the next 5 tournaments in a row now mark my words

:7
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Mithhaike
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
Singapore2759 Posts
September 28 2013 01:44 GMT
#79
Haha grats to both team for picking up what they need.

I am surely looking forward to TLO tournament win followed by the long period of character building,

Or incontrol inevitable 6month later retirement post. lol
Mew Mew Pew Pew
IoannesARG
Profile Joined September 2011
Argentina1 Post
September 28 2013 01:44 GMT
#80
Great article, had so much fun reading it!
Havik_
Profile Joined November 2011
United States5585 Posts
September 28 2013 01:44 GMT
#81
I had to double check the date to make sure it wasn't April Fools Day before I read this.
"An opinion is only as good as the evidence that backs it up."- William O'Malley, S.J.
iMAniaC
Profile Joined March 2010
Norway703 Posts
September 28 2013 01:45 GMT
#82
Dat OP! Worth the wait already! :D
boxerfred
Profile Blog Joined December 2012
Germany8360 Posts
September 28 2013 01:45 GMT
#83
I just saw it in the news and was like, 'WTF!'. Then I read. Great job!
Sumahi
Profile Blog Joined January 2012
Guam5609 Posts
September 28 2013 01:46 GMT
#84
I don't know what this is, but it's hysterical. Real or not, it made my morning.
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SolarJto
Profile Blog Joined April 2011
United States260 Posts
September 28 2013 01:46 GMT
#85
Haha this was so funny!
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Diaresta
Profile Joined February 2012
United States597 Posts
September 28 2013 01:47 GMT
#86
What?

Am I getting baited, or something? Haha
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amd098
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
Korea (North)1366 Posts
September 28 2013 01:47 GMT
#87
dont know if i want to smile in joy or cry
what the hell is this...
North Korea is best Korea!
cinnder22
Profile Joined May 2012
United States33 Posts
September 28 2013 01:47 GMT
#88
wait is this serious or a joke for liquid's bday
SpiritAshura
Profile Joined March 2007
United States1271 Posts
September 28 2013 01:48 GMT
#89
On September 28 2013 10:12 Kreb wrote:
Did it become april without me noticing!?

Right? I had to double check the date when I started reading this
GhandiEAGLE
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States20754 Posts
September 28 2013 01:49 GMT
#90
I love the Incontrol comments, had me laughing out loud.

I didn't believe it for even a second though because I'm pretty sure TLO would commit seppuku before joining EG
Oh, my achin' hands, from rakin' in grands, and breakin' in mic stands
Infernal_dream
Profile Joined September 2011
United States2359 Posts
September 28 2013 01:49 GMT
#91
The comments are just as good as the article honestly. So many people have no idea what's going on.
AlternativeEgo
Profile Joined August 2011
Sweden17309 Posts
September 28 2013 01:51 GMT
#92
None of you had to double check the date because it's the end of september and you know that. Your noses are growing!
Mark Munoz looks like Gretorp
Orcasgt24
Profile Joined August 2011
Canada3238 Posts
September 28 2013 01:52 GMT
#93
This makes the Gretzky trade look fair!



I want pizza
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Boucot
Profile Blog Joined October 2011
France15997 Posts
September 28 2013 01:53 GMT
#94
GG WP
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Nyarly
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
France1030 Posts
September 28 2013 01:53 GMT
#95
I don't see an ending date for the swap :o

That news is both genius and ... liquid ?
deathgod6
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United States5064 Posts
September 28 2013 01:53 GMT
#96
Fun article. Good job TL staff.
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NovemberstOrm
Profile Blog Joined September 2011
Canada16217 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-09-28 01:55:54
September 28 2013 01:55 GMT
#97
On September 28 2013 10:46 Sumahi wrote:
I don't know what this is, but it's hysterical. Real or not, it made my morning.


On September 28 2013 10:47 cinnder22 wrote:
wait is this serious or a joke for liquid's bday


On September 28 2013 10:47 Diaresta wrote:
What?

Am I getting baited, or something? Haha



http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=414084#1
read Tier 8
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Phantom_Sky
Profile Joined August 2010
Hong Kong512 Posts
September 28 2013 01:55 GMT
#98
love it

pizza time?
Shyndashu
Profile Joined September 2011
United States136 Posts
September 28 2013 01:56 GMT
#99
I'm just going to exit this post hoping this is trolling from hotbid.
Brett
Profile Blog Joined October 2002
Australia3822 Posts
September 28 2013 01:56 GMT
#100
The average TL poster's level of intelligence is on full display in this thread right here :D
synapse
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
China13814 Posts
September 28 2013 01:56 GMT
#101
lol this is funny
:)
Haydin
Profile Joined December 2010
United States1481 Posts
September 28 2013 01:58 GMT
#102
Betting it's a joke, but it's a pretty great one. TLO and incontrol's statements are gold.
aka ilovesharkpeople
equalheights
Profile Joined March 2011
Australia30 Posts
September 28 2013 01:58 GMT
#103
I keep checking the date in the toolbar. Is it april 1? No, no it is not. Oh god I can't handle this I am so confused. :>
Captain Peabody
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
United States3126 Posts
September 28 2013 02:00 GMT
#104
This is pure gold.
Dies Irae venit. youtube.com/SnobbinsFilms
MadJack
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
Peru357 Posts
September 28 2013 02:00 GMT
#105
this is so funny. Well done
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vik7
Profile Joined May 2009
United States227 Posts
September 28 2013 02:00 GMT
#106
real?
NA player, go KT Flash, ST Life( ;( ) , IMMvp, EGJD, CMStorm Polt, SKT Rain, KT Zest, Bisu, RootherO, Stats and teamliqiud
Atrbyg
Profile Blog Joined October 2011
United States513 Posts
September 28 2013 02:04 GMT
#107
This made my day.
WightyCity
Profile Joined May 2011
Canada887 Posts
September 28 2013 02:05 GMT
#108
nice joke. cant wait for this show match. i love both teams
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UberNuB
Profile Joined December 2010
United States365 Posts
September 28 2013 02:06 GMT
#109
TLO was doing so well, too bad he had to decide to be cursed.

GL to iNcontroL who will likely win the next two or three tournaments he joins, with his curse removed and Liquid's anti-curse powers.
the absence of evidence, is not the evidence of absence.
JP Dayne
Profile Joined June 2013
538 Posts
September 28 2013 02:06 GMT
#110
so... many... shots... fired...
Disengaged
Profile Joined July 2010
United States6994 Posts
September 28 2013 02:06 GMT
#111
Haha this was an awesome read :D
dartoo
Profile Joined May 2010
India2889 Posts
September 28 2013 02:07 GMT
#112
LOLOLOL That was awesome!! I loved the statements! Showmatch incoming!
RandomAccount#49059
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
United States2140 Posts
September 28 2013 02:10 GMT
#113
--- Nuked ---
Scarecrow
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
Korea (South)9172 Posts
September 28 2013 02:11 GMT
#114
How are so many people confused about this?? It's hilarious and blatantly satirical.
Yhamm is the god of predictions
QCD
Profile Joined September 2012
Suriname81 Posts
September 28 2013 02:15 GMT
#115
Omg I was scared for a second lol!! Woot woot
gobbledydook
Profile Joined October 2012
Australia2605 Posts
September 28 2013 02:15 GMT
#116
On September 28 2013 11:11 Scarecrow wrote:
How are so many people confused about this?? It's hilarious and blatantly satirical.

http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=414084#1
look
I am a dirty Protoss bullshit abuser
Thalandros
Profile Blog Joined July 2012
Netherlands1151 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-09-28 02:17:27
September 28 2013 02:16 GMT
#117
Damn. That came as a shocker. Still not sure at the moment, haha. Nice job, guys. Looking forward to the showmatch.
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Burns
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
United States2300 Posts
September 28 2013 02:17 GMT
#118
So im guessing this is serious?
What do you mean you heard me during the night, these are quiet pants!
Baozi
Profile Joined March 2011
United States1191 Posts
September 28 2013 02:19 GMT
#119
I'm honestly confused by this.
What's happening.
Somebody help.
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Goibon
Profile Joined May 2010
New Zealand8185 Posts
September 28 2013 02:19 GMT
#120
i was already going to have pizza for dinner

don't take credit for that
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Billinator
Profile Joined July 2012
United States86 Posts
September 28 2013 02:20 GMT
#121
I feel like i am being trolled
MKP, Select, DeMusliM
Shantastic
Profile Joined October 2011
United States435 Posts
September 28 2013 02:20 GMT
#122
This made me so happy.
"My grandpa could have proxied better, and not only does he have arthritis, but he's also dead." -Sean "Day[9]" Plott
Holytornados
Profile Joined November 2011
United States1022 Posts
September 28 2013 02:21 GMT
#123
The satire is effective; a lot of people confused =P
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GulpyBlinkeyes
Profile Joined October 2009
United States1449 Posts
September 28 2013 02:22 GMT
#124
hahaha So many gems in there, especially the more subtle jabs. Major props to the writer(s)!

If the show match is even half as good as this announcement, we are in for a treat!
SigmaoctanusIV
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States3313 Posts
September 28 2013 02:25 GMT
#125
Good Trade Liquid needs another Protoss
I am Godzilla You are Japan
Hood.
Profile Joined December 2012
United Kingdom12 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-09-28 02:26:35
September 28 2013 02:26 GMT
#126
Finally the showmatch will happen, good on you guys!

I am really confused though. It says: "To celebrate the transfer, we're excited to announce a showmatch between Liquid and EG which will be held Sunday, Sep 29 1:00pm EDT (GMT-04:00)."

Later on it says: "Showmatch date: Sunday, Sep 29 4:00am EDT (GMT-04:00"

Is this just another layer of mind games that I'm not getting?
Defend the Kingdom
tree.hugger
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Philadelphia, PA10406 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-09-28 02:28:15
September 28 2013 02:28 GMT
#127
On September 28 2013 11:26 Hood. wrote:
Finally the showmatch will happen, good on you guys!

I am really confused though. It says: "To celebrate the transfer, we're excited to announce a showmatch between Liquid and EG which will be held Sunday, Sep 29 1:00pm EDT (GMT-04:00)."

Later on it says: "Showmatch date: Sunday, Sep 29 4:00am EDT (GMT-04:00"

Is this just another layer of mind games that I'm not getting?

No, it's just me goofing up. Fixed now, thanks.
ModeratorEffOrt, Snow, GuMiho, and Team Liquid
Acritter
Profile Joined August 2010
Syria7637 Posts
September 28 2013 02:31 GMT
#128
On September 28 2013 11:25 SigmaoctanusIV wrote:
Good Trade Liquid needs another Protoss

Shame they didn't get one.
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GunPaladin
Profile Joined September 2011
United States1205 Posts
September 28 2013 02:32 GMT
#129
Honestly, the "Liquid" in front of iNcontroL's name didn't enven register in my head. I just saw EGTLO and was like wtf, EG taking Liquid's whole roster!?! Then I read it again and remembered the pizzaGG thing.

I cannot wait to join my teammates on Skype and discuss all the most recent Zerg strategies! Lets do this!"

- Liquid`iNcontroL


lol, iNcontroL with the passive aggressive burn.
The doctors gave me 9 months to live, ]BIG[ gave me a life time.
Bagration
Profile Blog Joined October 2011
United States18282 Posts
September 28 2013 02:33 GMT
#130
Lol
Team Slayers, Axiom-Acer and Vile forever
Shellshock
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States97276 Posts
September 28 2013 02:34 GMT
#131
I'm glad this is finally happening
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LastDance
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
New Zealand510 Posts
September 28 2013 02:35 GMT
#132
"I cannot wait to join my teammates on Skype and discuss all the most recent Zerg strategies!"

this cracked me up haha
Metak
Profile Joined August 2011
296 Posts
September 28 2013 02:35 GMT
#133
Awesome
FabledIntegral
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States9232 Posts
September 28 2013 02:36 GMT
#134
Enjoyed the article
bertu
Profile Blog Joined June 2011
Brazil871 Posts
September 28 2013 02:37 GMT
#135
hahah, this gave me some good laughs. Well done, guys, pumped for the showmatch.
SEKO SEKO SEKO
XanaNA
Profile Joined September 2013
United States15 Posts
September 28 2013 02:37 GMT
#136
Yay! Though I loved LiquidTLO, EGTLO seems nice too. And LiquidiNcontroL seems cool to say. Good luck to both of you!
TelecoM
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States10682 Posts
September 28 2013 02:39 GMT
#137
This is amazing, GL to both parties....
AKA: TelecoM[WHITE] Protoss fighting
Zerste
Profile Joined September 2010
United States112 Posts
September 28 2013 02:43 GMT
#138
So many unaware people in this thread it's frightening.
geokilla
Profile Joined May 2011
Canada8244 Posts
September 28 2013 02:44 GMT
#139
I'm not sure if we already hit April 1... School just started not too long ago.
FabledIntegral
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States9232 Posts
September 28 2013 02:45 GMT
#140
On September 28 2013 11:43 Zerste wrote:
So many unaware people in this thread it's frightening.


Had the exact same thoughts.
vaderseven
Profile Joined September 2008
United States2556 Posts
September 28 2013 02:45 GMT
#141
10 out of 10.

Will read again daily.

Thank you pappa johns.
Azurues
Profile Joined March 2011
Malaysia5612 Posts
September 28 2013 02:46 GMT
#142
This swimming team isn't that good after all
wei2coolman
Profile Joined November 2010
United States60033 Posts
September 28 2013 02:46 GMT
#143
The lack of Liquid'Jaedong in this satire has made me sad.
liftlift > tsm
geokilla
Profile Joined May 2011
Canada8244 Posts
September 28 2013 02:48 GMT
#144


Attempting to learn my new teammates I had them all take a personality test. Interesting results. @LiquidTaeJa scored a 0.. no idea how
DomiNater
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
United States527 Posts
September 28 2013 02:52 GMT
#145
This is seriously the funniest shit I have read in a long time! Good stuff EG and TL.
After I captured the elephant in the room, swept her under the rug for the hell of it... I welcome you to the melting through, of a planet that was selfish in its development of a healthy view.
tadL
Profile Joined September 2010
Croatia679 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-09-28 03:11:52
September 28 2013 02:59 GMT
#146
mhhh
Bourneq
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
Sweden800 Posts
September 28 2013 03:02 GMT
#147
This was expected.
Psychonian
Profile Joined March 2012
United States2322 Posts
September 28 2013 03:03 GMT
#148
IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS SHOWMATCH
Trans Rights
Quakecomm
Profile Joined April 2012
United States344 Posts
September 28 2013 03:03 GMT
#149
i still have no idea whether this is real or not
gorkey island is the only good map
AlgeriaT
Profile Joined April 2010
Sweden2197 Posts
September 28 2013 03:03 GMT
#150
Reading this was like the first time I saw TLO with a full beard.

first just confused out of my mind

then loved it lol
CORN GIRL + Flash + FanTaSy + CholeraSC + iNcontroL 4 eva <3
eieio
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
United States14512 Posts
September 28 2013 03:04 GMT
#151
I legitimately flipped shit for a few seconds when I saw the title before I started reading and realized what was going on.

GGWP laughed hard. This is great.
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TL+ Member
tomastaz
Profile Joined January 2013
United States976 Posts
September 28 2013 03:04 GMT
#152
Best article in a while.
No church in the wild --- @tzhang0126
Marcus420
Profile Joined January 2011
Canada1923 Posts
September 28 2013 03:05 GMT
#153
from sidebar i thought inc was actually joining tl o_O trololo
Glenn313
Profile Joined August 2011
United States475 Posts
September 28 2013 03:07 GMT
#154
Yes!! Finally!
Hey man
Nethune
Profile Joined February 2012
United States22 Posts
September 28 2013 03:09 GMT
#155
No. No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
StarCraft II, the greatest thing ever invented.
frankfasthands
Profile Joined August 2012
10 Posts
September 28 2013 03:12 GMT
#156
I thought'd I post this here because I don't think many people here get TLO's email newsletter, where he shared the whole story of how he signed:

I got an email from Alex Garfield completely out of the blue to arrange a meeting, we settled on a time and he had his personal fighter pilot pick me up right outside my apartment. Then we flew to New York, where I had to take this series of tunnels to his mansion under central park.

In his office, we made a little bit of small talk before he told me he wanted me on EG. I admit I suspected that was why I was being called. What else could it have been? I was flattered, but I said I'd never betray Liquid, they made me, and I explained how I was very loyal because without them I would be in a gutter addicted to crack, without question that's where I'd be, and then he told me what a standard EG salary would be.

I must have appeared to be blown away or something because Alex said, "You'd have literally shit your pants if you played dota."

"I only have one question before we do this." Alex said, "Can you replace inControl, talent wise?" I explained to him that I was better than inControl one handed while piss drunk.

"I'm going to hold you to that, TLO." Alex said, and that was all he needed to know.

"There's only one rule at EG," Alex said, "You can do whatever you want, but don't tell our entire fan base to go fuck themselves...it sounds easy, but it's been an issue before."

I agreed and we shook hands, as I was leaving, Alex called me, I turned and he looked at me meaningfully and then whispered, just loud enough for me to hear:

"doooooohhhhhhhhh-taaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh" and then with a slight nod he turned away.
legendre20
Profile Joined November 2010
United States316 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-09-28 03:15:29
September 28 2013 03:13 GMT
#157
"blockbuster deal"


I giggled. 10/10
"Sen, lings are OP" - HelloKittySS /// <3 http://www.twitch.tv/legendre20 <3
Brjw
Profile Joined August 2013
Finland9 Posts
September 28 2013 03:14 GMT
#158
Oh gosh EGTLO just feels so wrong, not to talk about LiquidiNcontroL.
Interested to see how this works out.
RyLai
Profile Joined May 2011
United States477 Posts
September 28 2013 03:16 GMT
#159
I don't approve in the slightest.

I do however approve of the player's comments on the switch. Burns everywhere.

EGTLO will never sounds as good as Liquid'TLO. TheLittleOne's name just became all letters! Liquid traded a fairly strong foreigner player for a caster. I mean, if TLO really wanted to go to EG, fine we'll suck it up eventually. But I would like TLO on Liquid.
AlgeriaT
Profile Joined April 2010
Sweden2197 Posts
September 28 2013 03:20 GMT
#160
On September 28 2013 12:12 frankfasthands wrote:
I thought'd I post this here because I don't think many people here get TLO's email newsletter, where he shared the whole story of how he signed:

Show nested quote +
I got an email from Alex Garfield completely out of the blue to arrange a meeting, we settled on a time and he had his personal fighter pilot pick me up right outside my apartment. Then we flew to New York, where I had to take this series of tunnels to his mansion under central park.

In his office, we made a little bit of small talk before he told me he wanted me on EG. I admit I suspected that was why I was being called. What else could it have been? I was flattered, but I said I'd never betray Liquid, they made me, and I explained how I was very loyal because without them I would be in a gutter addicted to crack, without question that's where I'd be, and then he told me what a standard EG salary would be.

I must have appeared to be blown away or something because Alex said, "You'd have literally shit your pants if you played dota."

"I only have one question before we do this." Alex said, "Can you replace inControl, talent wise?" I explained to him that I was better than inControl one handed while piss drunk.

"I'm going to hold you to that, TLO." Alex said, and that was all he needed to know.

"There's only one rule at EG," Alex said, "You can do whatever you want, but don't tell our entire fan base to go fuck themselves...it sounds easy, but it's been an issue before."

I agreed and we shook hands, as I was leaving, Alex called me, I turned and he looked at me meaningfully and then whispered, just loud enough for me to hear:

"doooooohhhhhhhhh-taaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh" and then with a slight nod he turned away.


LOL this is even better than the OP.
CORN GIRL + Flash + FanTaSy + CholeraSC + iNcontroL 4 eva <3
MisterFred
Profile Joined October 2010
United States2033 Posts
September 28 2013 03:20 GMT
#161
Funny! And brutal!

Which made it funnier.

I approve.
"The victor? Not the highest scoring, nor the best strategist, nor the best tactitian. The victor was he that was closest to the Tao of FFA." -.Praetor
ASoo
Profile Joined November 2010
2864 Posts
September 28 2013 03:23 GMT
#162
On September 28 2013 11:48 geokilla wrote:
https://twitter.com/LiquidiNcontroL/status/383769988500180992

Show nested quote +
Attempting to learn my new teammates I had them all take a personality test. Interesting results. @LiquidTaeJa scored a 0.. no idea how

On September 28 2013 12:12 frankfasthands wrote:
I thought'd I post this here because I don't think many people here get TLO's email newsletter, where he shared the whole story of how he signed:

Show nested quote +
I got an email from Alex Garfield completely out of the blue to arrange a meeting, we settled on a time and he had his personal fighter pilot pick me up right outside my apartment. Then we flew to New York, where I had to take this series of tunnels to his mansion under central park.

In his office, we made a little bit of small talk before he told me he wanted me on EG. I admit I suspected that was why I was being called. What else could it have been? I was flattered, but I said I'd never betray Liquid, they made me, and I explained how I was very loyal because without them I would be in a gutter addicted to crack, without question that's where I'd be, and then he told me what a standard EG salary would be.

I must have appeared to be blown away or something because Alex said, "You'd have literally shit your pants if you played dota."

"I only have one question before we do this." Alex said, "Can you replace inControl, talent wise?" I explained to him that I was better than inControl one handed while piss drunk.

"I'm going to hold you to that, TLO." Alex said, and that was all he needed to know.

"There's only one rule at EG," Alex said, "You can do whatever you want, but don't tell our entire fan base to go fuck themselves...it sounds easy, but it's been an issue before."

I agreed and we shook hands, as I was leaving, Alex called me, I turned and he looked at me meaningfully and then whispered, just loud enough for me to hear:

"doooooohhhhhhhhh-taaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh" and then with a slight nod he turned away.

Man the gold just keeps dropping in this thread.
Guileful
Profile Joined November 2012
Kazakhstan137 Posts
September 28 2013 03:27 GMT
#163
Some crazy shit that doesnt fit in my mind
GrazerRinge
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
999 Posts
September 28 2013 03:28 GMT
#164
wait...wat...i am confused now

"Successful people don't talk much. They listen and take action."
KrazyTrumpet
Profile Joined April 2010
United States2520 Posts
September 28 2013 03:28 GMT
#165
On September 28 2013 12:16 RyLai wrote:
I don't approve in the slightest.

I do however approve of the player's comments on the switch. Burns everywhere.

EGTLO will never sounds as good as Liquid'TLO. TheLittleOne's name just became all letters! Liquid traded a fairly strong foreigner player for a caster. I mean, if TLO really wanted to go to EG, fine we'll suck it up eventually. But I would like TLO on Liquid.


not sure if serious...
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Cheren
Profile Blog Joined September 2013
United States2911 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-09-28 03:30:30
September 28 2013 03:29 GMT
#166
Only way this could have been funnier is with Alliance.TLO instead.

Well played EG, TL, and Papa Johns.

@LiquidiNcontroL 13m
@Totalbiscuit I will represent us well. Or at least as well as the other non-koreans on TL. Shouldn't be hard.


It just keeps coming.
feardragon
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
United States973 Posts
September 28 2013 03:30 GMT
#167
I think my favorite part was the incredibly subtle jab from Nazgul in saying EG would be starting their foreign division. xD Had to double take at that one.

Super excited for this! Going to be a ton of fun! =D
Ok Starcraft 2 Commentator
Heinsenzerg
Profile Joined September 2011
Argentina2279 Posts
September 28 2013 03:33 GMT
#168
hehe this is good
Existential
Profile Joined December 2010
Australia2107 Posts
September 28 2013 03:33 GMT
#169
I am so confused...
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Heinsenzerg
Profile Joined September 2011
Argentina2279 Posts
September 28 2013 03:35 GMT
#170
tier 8...
EnumaAvalon
Profile Blog Joined February 2012
Philippines3613 Posts
September 28 2013 03:40 GMT
#171
I just love the trashtalk! Hahaha!
(._.) ( l: ) ( .-. ) ( :l ) (._.) They see me rolling. They hating.
MCXD
Profile Blog Joined February 2012
Australia2738 Posts
September 28 2013 03:41 GMT
#172
They should have updated liquipedia :<
Grend
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
1600 Posts
September 28 2013 03:41 GMT
#173
I never expected this much awesome from this showmatch.
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Kishin2
Profile Joined May 2011
United States7534 Posts
September 28 2013 03:42 GMT
#174
My god this is so good.
Hunterai
Profile Joined October 2010
Thailand842 Posts
September 28 2013 03:43 GMT
#175
Oh my god. This is pure gold.
Thanks. And looking forward to the show match.
Hope there will be some hilarious banters in the matches.
Holdenintherye
Profile Joined December 2012
Canada1441 Posts
September 28 2013 03:51 GMT
#176
Lol literally laughed out loud
DrThorMD
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
Canada359 Posts
September 28 2013 03:51 GMT
#177
iNc going hard on twitter lol. Can't wait till TLO gets all up in this bitch.
Damn your Chronoboosts!
Josh_Video
Profile Joined August 2013
Canada798 Posts
September 28 2013 03:53 GMT
#178
About time, Incontrol was basically born to be on TL. Biggest player trade of the year. Bigger than Innovation.
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StarStruck
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
25339 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-09-28 03:56:04
September 28 2013 03:55 GMT
#179
Shit got real. Geoff teaches TL about chin straps whereas TLO teaches EG about manbeards.

On September 28 2013 12:53 Josh_Video wrote:
About time, Incontrol was basically born to be on TL. Biggest player trade of the year. Bigger than Innovation.


Err, not really he used to post a lot more on WGTour.
WolfintheSheep
Profile Joined June 2011
Canada14127 Posts
September 28 2013 03:58 GMT
#180
Great to see the guys already in their new uniforms. People have been lying to me for years...dark colours make you look fat. Geoff looks like he's in the best shape of his life though.
Average means I'm better than half of you.
Pittski
Profile Joined May 2010
United States50 Posts
September 28 2013 03:59 GMT
#181
I don't know how I feel about this. TLO seems excited, and in Incontrols message, it comes off as well TL is where the old people go to disappear.Not like Hey I am still going to bring excitement and experience to the team! In my eyes questions the integrity of really want to be on the team. sounds depressing.
The One and Only
Pimpmuckl
Profile Joined March 2011
Germany528 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-09-28 04:06:15
September 28 2013 04:03 GMT
#182
Had a smile on my face. Then I read the comments.
Then I just had to laugh all over., 10/10 would read comments again

Wp guys, wp!
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liberate71
Profile Joined October 2011
Australia10252 Posts
September 28 2013 04:04 GMT
#183
hahahahahah so good <3 love EG-TL
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MrSexington
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
United States1768 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-09-28 04:10:53
September 28 2013 04:07 GMT
#184
Someone needs to update the Liquipedia pages for iNcontroL and TLO:

http://wiki.teamliquid.net/starcraft2/INcontroL
http://wiki.teamliquid.net/starcraft2/TLO

They still say iNcontrol is on EG and TLO is on Team Liquid.

Very outdated.




Why do I suddenly crave pizza? Odd...
Danglars
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States12133 Posts
September 28 2013 04:08 GMT
#185
Very good fun reading, excellent!
Great armies come from happy zealots, and happy zealots come from California!
TL+ Member
KrazyTrumpet
Profile Joined April 2010
United States2520 Posts
September 28 2013 04:09 GMT
#186
So many people missing the joke.
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ninjamyst
Profile Joined September 2010
United States1903 Posts
September 28 2013 04:10 GMT
#187
LOL....great read.
ChoDing
Profile Joined November 2009
United States740 Posts
September 28 2013 04:11 GMT
#188
but then...TLO >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Incontrol in skill wise?

well commentator wise Incontrol >> TLO but yeah

i think tl lost the trade

its fun to read though
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Advantageous
Profile Blog Joined May 2012
China1350 Posts
September 28 2013 04:12 GMT
#189
OK... Is this real or fake?! 'Cause damn it Garfield and Nazgul you guys just trolled everyone... that is if this is a joke...
"Because I am BossToss" -MC ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ raise your dongers ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ I'm sure that all of my fellow class mates viewed me as the Adonis of the Class of 2015 already. -Xenocider, EG, ieF 2013 Champion.
JP Dayne
Profile Joined June 2013
538 Posts
September 28 2013 04:13 GMT
#190
Geoff Robinson ‏@LiquidiNcontroL 35 min

I am about an hour on the job and already TL has put me to work. Trying to brainstorm ways to remind people Zenio still exists. #TLProblems


zing
sc2 hasn't entertained me like this in a couple of years
Obeast96
Profile Joined October 2012
United States106 Posts
September 28 2013 04:14 GMT
#191
I really think it's been a while since TeamLiquid and EG have done a good trolling.
PsionicLord
Profile Joined June 2012
United States119 Posts
September 28 2013 04:14 GMT
#192
I got a heart attack...
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Grobyc
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Canada18410 Posts
September 28 2013 04:17 GMT
#193
On September 28 2013 10:34 AlternativeEgo wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 28 2013 10:31 FrostedMiniWheats wrote:
I know this is a joke, but what's the occasion? >_>


They are working on the pizza tiers http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=414084

Edit: And happy b-day if you are still counting

Meh, just means they have to switch back to their original teams now for the showmatch.
If you watch Godzilla backwards it's about a benevolent lizard who helps rebuild a city and then moonwalks into the ocean.
Lysanias
Profile Joined March 2011
Netherlands8351 Posts
September 28 2013 04:23 GMT
#194
Haha nice one, i believe it if i actualy see it
Aber
Profile Joined March 2012
Sweden332 Posts
September 28 2013 04:24 GMT
#195
haha, god i havnt laughed this much in forever
Trying is the first step towards failure
Shellshock
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States97276 Posts
September 28 2013 04:27 GMT
#196
On September 28 2013 13:13 JP Dayne wrote:
Show nested quote +
Geoff Robinson ‏@LiquidiNcontroL 35 min

I am about an hour on the job and already TL has put me to work. Trying to brainstorm ways to remind people Zenio still exists. #TLProblems


zing
sc2 hasn't entertained me like this in a couple of years

Geoff should try shaking his hand again and see what happens
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slowbacontron
Profile Joined October 2012
United States7722 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-09-28 04:28:22
September 28 2013 04:27 GMT
#197
The number of shots being fired here, it's a friggin warfield.

On September 28 2013 12:12 frankfasthands wrote:
I thought'd I post this here because I don't think many people here get TLO's email newsletter, where he shared the whole story of how he signed:

Show nested quote +
I got an email from Alex Garfield completely out of the blue to arrange a meeting, we settled on a time and he had his personal fighter pilot pick me up right outside my apartment. Then we flew to New York, where I had to take this series of tunnels to his mansion under central park.

In his office, we made a little bit of small talk before he told me he wanted me on EG. I admit I suspected that was why I was being called. What else could it have been? I was flattered, but I said I'd never betray Liquid, they made me, and I explained how I was very loyal because without them I would be in a gutter addicted to crack, without question that's where I'd be, and then he told me what a standard EG salary would be.

I must have appeared to be blown away or something because Alex said, "You'd have literally shit your pants if you played dota."

"I only have one question before we do this." Alex said, "Can you replace inControl, talent wise?" I explained to him that I was better than inControl one handed while piss drunk.

"I'm going to hold you to that, TLO." Alex said, and that was all he needed to know.

"There's only one rule at EG," Alex said, "You can do whatever you want, but don't tell our entire fan base to go fuck themselves...it sounds easy, but it's been an issue before."

I agreed and we shook hands, as I was leaving, Alex called me, I turned and he looked at me meaningfully and then whispered, just loud enough for me to hear:

"doooooohhhhhhhhh-taaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh" and then with a slight nod he turned away.

LOL

PLEASE someone compile all the twitter and other jabs when this is done!
jjakji fan
KillAudio
Profile Joined October 2010
1364 Posts
September 28 2013 04:28 GMT
#198
EGTLORC
From a scale of sheth to idra, how mad are you?
Proseat
Profile Blog Joined February 2012
Germany5113 Posts
September 28 2013 04:37 GMT
#199
Finally!

Really diggin' the statements, hehe! <3
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Tchado
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
Jordan1831 Posts
September 28 2013 04:39 GMT
#200
Finally ! that Pizza thing is on route ! this show match will be hilarious :D

TLO + HUK bromance will win
geokilla
Profile Joined May 2011
Canada8244 Posts
September 28 2013 04:44 GMT
#201
On September 28 2013 13:13 JP Dayne wrote:
Show nested quote +
Geoff Robinson ‏@LiquidiNcontroL 35 min

I am about an hour on the job and already TL has put me to work. Trying to brainstorm ways to remind people Zenio still exists. #TLProblems


zing
sc2 hasn't entertained me like this in a couple of years

Totally forgot Zenio exists...
HeeroFX
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
United States2704 Posts
September 28 2013 04:46 GMT
#202
WHAT THE FCUk?
DMXD
Profile Joined February 2008
United States4064 Posts
September 28 2013 04:48 GMT
#203
lol poor zenio but that was a sick burn from Incontrol XD
JP Dayne
Profile Joined June 2013
538 Posts
September 28 2013 04:58 GMT
#204
On September 28 2013 13:27 Shellshock wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 28 2013 13:13 JP Dayne wrote:
Geoff Robinson ‏@LiquidiNcontroL 35 min

I am about an hour on the job and already TL has put me to work. Trying to brainstorm ways to remind people Zenio still exists. #TLProblems


zing
sc2 hasn't entertained me like this in a couple of years

Geoff should try shaking his hand again and see what happens



maybe + Show Spoiler +
[image loading]
sorry couldn't find the gif itself!

Shellshock
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States97276 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-09-28 05:00:01
September 28 2013 04:59 GMT
#205
On September 28 2013 13:58 JP Dayne wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 28 2013 13:27 Shellshock wrote:
On September 28 2013 13:13 JP Dayne wrote:
Geoff Robinson ‏@LiquidiNcontroL 35 min

I am about an hour on the job and already TL has put me to work. Trying to brainstorm ways to remind people Zenio still exists. #TLProblems


zing
sc2 hasn't entertained me like this in a couple of years

Geoff should try shaking his hand again and see what happens



maybe + Show Spoiler +
[image loading]
sorry couldn't find the gif itself!


would you rate that better or worse than
+ Show Spoiler +
[image loading]
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Aveng3r
Profile Joined February 2012
United States2411 Posts
September 28 2013 05:03 GMT
#206
Wow I really didn't see this one coming. Gonna be a little hard to not think of him of an eg guy anymore.. On the other hand the friendship with Idra dynamic being gone plus the lack of sotg makes it a little easier to see him as a free agent

Also am very excited about tlo. He seems like he's been quietly getting a lot better recently
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Aerisky
Profile Blog Joined May 2012
United States12129 Posts
September 28 2013 05:04 GMT
#207
On September 28 2013 14:03 Aveng3r wrote:
Wow I really didn't see this one coming. Gonna be a little hard to not think of him of an eg guy anymore.. On the other hand the friendship with Idra dynamic being gone plus the lack of sotg makes it a little easier to see him as a free agent

Also am very excited about tlo. He seems like he's been quietly getting a lot better recently

I just got into the thread, and I'm not sure whether people are actually falling for it, or pretending to fall for it hahaha :D
Jim while Johnny had had had had had had had; had had had had the better effect on the teacher.
zul
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
Germany5427 Posts
September 28 2013 05:05 GMT
#208
trololololololo hohohoho hahahaha
keep it deep! @zulison
DinosaurJones
Profile Joined February 2012
United States1000 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-09-28 05:11:33
September 28 2013 05:09 GMT
#209
Zenio

One day... Once more

[image loading]
Aveng3r
Profile Joined February 2012
United States2411 Posts
September 28 2013 05:11 GMT
#210
On September 28 2013 14:04 Aerisky wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 28 2013 14:03 Aveng3r wrote:
Wow I really didn't see this one coming. Gonna be a little hard to not think of him of an eg guy anymore.. On the other hand the friendship with Idra dynamic being gone plus the lack of sotg makes it a little easier to see him as a free agent

Also am very excited about tlo. He seems like he's been quietly getting a lot better recently

I just got into the thread, and I'm not sure whether people are actually falling for it, or pretending to fall for it hahaha :D

Falling for what?
I carve marble busts of assassinated world leaders - PM for a quote
nanospartan
Profile Joined July 2011
649 Posts
September 28 2013 05:13 GMT
#211
The pizza reminded me, did anything ever happen with the Papa John's pizza tiers?
I was an athiest until I watched the Day[9] daily
slowbacontron
Profile Joined October 2012
United States7722 Posts
September 28 2013 05:17 GMT
#212
On September 28 2013 14:13 nanospartan wrote:
The pizza reminded me, did anything ever happen with the Papa John's pizza tiers?

Right now. You're looking at it right now.
jjakji fan
ETisME
Profile Blog Joined April 2011
12538 Posts
September 28 2013 05:21 GMT
#213
On September 28 2013 13:44 geokilla wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 28 2013 13:13 JP Dayne wrote:
Geoff Robinson ‏@LiquidiNcontroL 35 min

I am about an hour on the job and already TL has put me to work. Trying to brainstorm ways to remind people Zenio still exists. #TLProblems


zing
sc2 hasn't entertained me like this in a couple of years

Totally forgot Zenio exists...

how about machine? lol
其疾如风,其徐如林,侵掠如火,不动如山,难知如阴,动如雷震。
Vaelone
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
Finland4400 Posts
September 28 2013 05:27 GMT
#214
Those statements from Dario and Geoff too funny.
Iplaythings
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Denmark9110 Posts
September 28 2013 05:33 GMT
#215
this isnt the 1st of april, liquid whatchu doin
In the woods, there lurks..
forsooth
Profile Joined February 2011
United States3648 Posts
September 28 2013 05:39 GMT
#216
On September 28 2013 14:11 Aveng3r wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 28 2013 14:04 Aerisky wrote:
On September 28 2013 14:03 Aveng3r wrote:
Wow I really didn't see this one coming. Gonna be a little hard to not think of him of an eg guy anymore.. On the other hand the friendship with Idra dynamic being gone plus the lack of sotg makes it a little easier to see him as a free agent

Also am very excited about tlo. He seems like he's been quietly getting a lot better recently

I just got into the thread, and I'm not sure whether people are actually falling for it, or pretending to fall for it hahaha :D

Falling for what?

Trolls trolling trolls trolling trolls.

It has to stop somewhere, otherwise we all lose our minds believing everything is a lie.
Monochromatic
Profile Blog Joined March 2012
United States998 Posts
September 28 2013 05:39 GMT
#217
Noticed a typo: (under Nazgul's statment)
"We're sad things didn't work out with Dario, but we know that he will be a great player for EG as they start their foreign Sc2 dvision"
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Yorbon
Profile Joined December 2011
Netherlands4272 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-09-28 05:50:01
September 28 2013 05:49 GMT
#218
*sigh*
CrazyF1r3f0x
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States2120 Posts
September 28 2013 05:52 GMT
#219
Pizza ;_;
"Actual happiness always looks pretty squalid in comparison with the overcompensations for misery."
Musicus
Profile Joined August 2011
Germany23576 Posts
September 28 2013 06:05 GMT
#220
a major tournament championship in the coming months, followed by a long period of building his personality


That part really made me laugh .

Well good luck to both of them with their new teams, looking forward to see TLO casting more in the future!
Maru and Serral are probably top 5.
TheBloodyDwarf
Profile Blog Joined March 2012
Finland7524 Posts
September 28 2013 06:06 GMT
#221
Its still EGTLO = EGTeamLiquidOne!!

Dario needs to change his nick to EGO
Fusilero: "I still can't believe he did that, like dude what the fuck there's fandom and then there's what he did like holy shit. I still see it when I close my eyes." <- reaction to the original drunk santa post which later caught on
jackslater
Profile Joined November 2012
Russian Federation604 Posts
September 28 2013 06:07 GMT
#222
Soo joke statement :D
Ctesias
Profile Joined December 2012
4595 Posts
September 28 2013 06:18 GMT
#223
This was hilarious. Really enjoyed it.
Flash | Mvp
Aeromi
Profile Blog Joined August 2012
France14461 Posts
September 28 2013 06:22 GMT
#224
I would love to see Incontrol with a Liquid shirt during WCS Europe !
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HYRULE15
Profile Joined September 2013
Germany72 Posts
September 28 2013 06:23 GMT
#225
TLO's statement is absolutely gorgeous trololo xD.
Elizar
Profile Joined February 2010
Germany431 Posts
September 28 2013 06:28 GMT
#226
On September 28 2013 15:18 Ctesias wrote:
This was hilarious. Really enjoyed it.


They could simply trade their trikots. Would look hillarious, too. Even after Geoff´s body bursts Dario#s into shreds.
Sejanus
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
Lithuania550 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-09-28 06:37:18
September 28 2013 06:34 GMT
#227
I too checked the date, it turns out it's not Aprils 1st at least in my timezone.


MESSAGE FROM LIQUID`NAZGUL


I almost expected message from EG.NAZGUL. Not taking anything for granted anymore

But at least statements themselves are top tier trolling :D
Friends don't let friends massacre civilians
Zhane
Profile Joined January 2013
Germany3 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-09-28 06:41:35
September 28 2013 06:40 GMT
#228
[image loading]

I think the new jerseys fit them both :D
739
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Bearded Elder29903 Posts
September 28 2013 06:42 GMT
#229
So many good comments I've read, haha :D
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viclubsmau4eva
Profile Blog Joined October 2011
13 Posts
September 28 2013 06:46 GMT
#230
Wow thats awesome Liquid.Incontrol awesome
If you can make it to the top, you can get there agian.
HolydaKing
Profile Joined February 2010
21254 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-09-28 06:47:56
September 28 2013 06:46 GMT
#231
I thought more people knew about the Papa John's Pizza thing... Was kinda facepalming reading the first 4 pages.

Its been a while, but I didn't forget it and just after reading the headline I knew what's up.

Still a fun article though, and tbh the comments were fun too.
AC3
Profile Joined April 2006
Canada337 Posts
September 28 2013 06:48 GMT
#232
I think I got trolled REALLY hard just now. Got me hook, line, and sinker..
"The idea is to try to give all of the information to help others to judge the value of your contribution; not just the information that leads to judgment in one particular direction or another" -- Richard Feynman
quirinus
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
Croatia2489 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-09-28 06:49:27
September 28 2013 06:48 GMT
#233
edit: wrong topic.

I'm still stoked to see this.

It's gonna be hilarious. :D
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.SCATesteR
Profile Joined April 2013
United States148 Posts
September 28 2013 06:50 GMT
#234
i cant tell if this is serious or not but the laughs i got out of this post, will forever be thee best. thank you Tl and if this is true HELL YA TLO but still...the laughs...omg the laughs
Welcome back MKP!!!!
slowbacontron
Profile Joined October 2012
United States7722 Posts
September 28 2013 06:50 GMT
#235
On September 28 2013 15:46 HolydaKing wrote:
I thought more people knew about the Papa John's Pizza thing... Was kinda facepalming reading the first 4 pages.

Its been a while, but I didn't forget it and just after reading the headline I knew what's up.

Still a fun article though, and tbh the comments were fun too.

Reddit's been freaking out over "unfulfilled promises" for a long time now, maybe TL should Reddit more
jjakji fan
.SCATesteR
Profile Joined April 2013
United States148 Posts
September 28 2013 06:50 GMT
#236
On September 28 2013 15:40 Zhane wrote:
[image loading]

I think the new jerseys fit them both :D

this



this is fucking perfect

thank you sir. you are a saint amongst men
Welcome back MKP!!!!
Geisterkarle
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
Germany3257 Posts
September 28 2013 06:51 GMT
#237
Thanks for the great read on this morning! Don't know if troll or not, but don't care! Big entertainment!
There can only be one Geisterkarle
DusTerr
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
2520 Posts
September 28 2013 07:05 GMT
#238
... I didn't even think about it with iNcontrol coming to emcee the WCS EU finals! Perfect.
y0su
Profile Blog Joined September 2011
Finland7871 Posts
September 28 2013 07:11 GMT
#239
10/10 already read twice :D
MarcusWC
Profile Joined August 2011
Canada55 Posts
September 28 2013 07:13 GMT
#240
Awesome write up! ha ha
BluesNiklas
Profile Joined June 2012
Sweden6 Posts
September 28 2013 07:19 GMT
#241
Best article ever :D

Best of luck to both of you!
I like cats, every kind of cats... Gogogo Nani :D
Firebolt145
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Lalalaland34496 Posts
September 28 2013 07:22 GMT
#242
Seems legit.
Moderator
Serek
Profile Joined May 2011
United Kingdom459 Posts
September 28 2013 07:23 GMT
#243
Pure gold.
astray71
Profile Joined February 2012
United States325 Posts
September 28 2013 07:26 GMT
#244
...huh? Is this a real trade or a joke?
There is no victory without the blessing of god, and there is no god but Madlife.
MirageTaN
Profile Joined June 2012
Singapore871 Posts
September 28 2013 07:27 GMT
#245
LOL epic BM to setup for the upcoming showmatch between both team.
#TLWIN TI7, TLDota BEST TL
slowbacontron
Profile Joined October 2012
United States7722 Posts
September 28 2013 07:28 GMT
#246
ITT: People still do not remember pizza.gg ever happened

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU TAKE TOO LONG TO DELIVER YOUR PROMISES

jkjkjkjk
jjakji fan
ViperPL
Profile Joined March 2011
Poland1775 Posts
September 28 2013 07:30 GMT
#247
April fools in september?
A dota player and lol player walk into a bar. The dota player says: "lol sucks". Lol player couldn't deny. http://i.imgur.com/FpLeTf1.gif
Deleted User 137586
Profile Joined January 2011
7859 Posts
September 28 2013 07:36 GMT
#248
Brilliant, just the right level of subtle poking to keep you reading until the end. Best showmatch announcement ever!
Cry 'havoc' and let slip the dogs of war
Zerg.Zilla
Profile Joined February 2012
Hungary5029 Posts
September 28 2013 07:40 GMT
#249
lol this is gonna be fun! ^^ <3
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herMan
Profile Joined November 2010
Japan2054 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-09-28 07:52:29
September 28 2013 07:50 GMT
#250
Wow, such a fun read.

I don't care for TLO going to EG since he ain't terran and never liked him personally. I feel Liquid got way more from this trade than EG did.

...so is this a joke? I've been certainly fooled because this ain't April.
slowbacontron
Profile Joined October 2012
United States7722 Posts
September 28 2013 07:52 GMT
#251
On September 28 2013 16:50 herMan wrote:
Wow, such a fun read.

I don't care for TLO going to EG since he ain't terran and never liked him personally. I feel Liquid got way more from this trade than EG did.

Never liked TLO? Did he slap you with his full beard while you were eating ice cream?
jjakji fan
ShotgunMike
Profile Joined May 2011
Sweden241 Posts
September 28 2013 07:59 GMT
#252
Excellent, EG needs a proper beard!
Hot_Bid: "B10" - ThorZain: "BINGO" - Naniwa: "Apologize! ¤%#¤#&¤% Terran IMBA"
nimdil
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
Poland3751 Posts
September 28 2013 08:00 GMT
#253
To much 1st of April in the text to be serious
Darrkhan
Profile Joined February 2012
Finland1236 Posts
September 28 2013 08:01 GMT
#254
hahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

and

hahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahaha

GJ almost got me:D
govie
Profile Blog Joined November 2012
9334 Posts
September 28 2013 08:04 GMT
#255
Trading a player for a caster/personality.. still feels wierd but if u guys think its needed its ok with me

Liquid already has a good zerg in snute and nice terran in teaja, incontrol gives a protosplayer to make the line up complete. Although i dont think incontrol will win something big, i wish him the best.
The two NBA teams in states with legal weed are called the Nuggets and the Blazers...
SuperEight
Profile Joined December 2011
United States333 Posts
September 28 2013 08:08 GMT
#256
Haha, I love this.
To rest is to rust; to be active is to achieve.
GhostLink
Profile Joined January 2011
United States450 Posts
September 28 2013 08:08 GMT
#257
Incontrol's comment sounds sarcastic. He's probably not happy with the trade, methinks
Let a man play chess, and tell him that every pawn is his friend. Let him think both bishops holy. Let him remember happy days in the shadows of his castles. Let him love his queen. Watch him lose them all.
tar
Profile Joined October 2010
Germany991 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-09-28 08:24:04
September 28 2013 08:23 GMT
#258
the news - great read.
the clueless comments - priceless

looking forward to this, hope there'll be vods since I won't be able to watch this live
whoever I pick for my anti team turns gosu
Mekare
Profile Joined April 2011
Germany393 Posts
September 28 2013 08:24 GMT
#259
Epic article, loved reading it! :D Can't stop laughing xD xD xD

Looking forward to the showmatch!
TAMinator
Profile Joined February 2011
Australia2706 Posts
September 28 2013 08:27 GMT
#260
So many shots fired
Phaenoman
Profile Joined February 2013
568 Posts
September 28 2013 08:31 GMT
#261
hmm... Code S level trolling? :D
Random is hard work dude...
slowbacontron
Profile Joined October 2012
United States7722 Posts
September 28 2013 08:34 GMT
#262
On September 28 2013 17:31 Phaenoman wrote:
hmm... Code S level trolling? :D

It's the one thing EG and TL can be Code S at nowadays.

wait i'm not eg or tl i shouldn't be making fun of the powers that be oh gosh forgive me
jjakji fan
LuckyMacro
Profile Joined July 2010
United States1482 Posts
September 28 2013 08:35 GMT
#263
On September 28 2013 11:00 vik7 wrote:
real?


Of course, why would there ever be anything but truth?

SHOTS.
applejack
Profile Joined December 2011
France10 Posts
September 28 2013 08:36 GMT
#264
Not sure if serious, Incontrol "was" Eg. At least EG is keeping Justin Wong.
Jester2k
Profile Joined November 2011
England5 Posts
September 28 2013 08:39 GMT
#265
Look at TLO's muscles now.....!
Gudge
Profile Joined June 2013
542 Posts
September 28 2013 08:41 GMT
#266
is this real life? O_o
づ。◕‿‿◕。)づ ・。*。・゜✧・。*・゜゜・✧ *。・゜*✧
NexCa
Profile Joined March 2011
Germany954 Posts
September 28 2013 08:46 GMT
#267
wtf did I just read
Best Protoss Player 4 ever - Bisu[Shield] || http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=326242 || THIS IS WHERE WE STAND, THIS IS WHERE THEY FALL, GIVE THEM NOTHING, BUT TAKE FROM THEM EVERYTHING ! || SKT FIGHTIIING
Geo.Rion
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
7377 Posts
September 28 2013 08:53 GMT
#268
Expected, good trade
"Protoss is a joke" Liquid`Jinro Okt.1. 2011
oneill12
Profile Joined February 2012
Romania1222 Posts
September 28 2013 08:59 GMT
#269
OMG I am a Romanian (just to state the obvious) and I think this is a BAD trade for Liquid! How could they??? Incontrol is retired, how could they trade TLO for him? So mad right now....

Yes I know it's Pizza GG one time showmatch, just giving the public what they want
Drake
Profile Joined October 2010
Germany6146 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-09-28 09:01:54
September 28 2013 09:00 GMT
#270
On September 28 2013 17:46 NexCa wrote:
wtf did I just read


not enough informations i guess ^^


you guys all forgot the pizza deal ? the comments seems so ... strange
Nb.Drake / CoL_Drake / Original Joined TL.net Tuesday, 15th of March 2005
TaShadan
Profile Joined February 2010
Germany1978 Posts
September 28 2013 09:01 GMT
#271
April fool in september?
Total Annihilation Zero
Seiniyta
Profile Joined May 2010
Belgium1815 Posts
September 28 2013 09:12 GMT
#272
The question is, what Liquid is In Control? I mean, there's some dangerous liquids in the world!
Pokemon Master
schaf
Profile Joined August 2010
Germany1326 Posts
September 28 2013 09:13 GMT
#273
still not sure if serious... so much nonsense :D
Axiom wins more than it loses. Most viewers don't. - <3 TB
ReboundEU
Profile Joined September 2010
508 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-09-28 09:16:43
September 28 2013 09:14 GMT
#274
Those quotes from the players, inside the article....

I think it's just a showmatch between TL and EG but wrapped in a very funny, ironic way. It's not a permanent thing as it is a fun series of games between the 2 teams. Atleast that's how i read into this.
U MAD BRO?
Diks
Profile Joined January 2010
Belgium1880 Posts
September 28 2013 09:15 GMT
#275
Nazgul about TLO
" his inability to win a GSL championship after recovering from his wrist injury has been a severe disappointment to the organization."

I'm still laughing, 10mn later
Jintoss
Profile Joined November 2011
Hong Kong117 Posts
September 28 2013 09:17 GMT
#276
Couldn't tell if what Garfield said was a joke or not D:
We are the blades of Aiur
salle
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
Sweden5554 Posts
September 28 2013 09:17 GMT
#277
The irony of this thread is getting to me, how many people are actually confused and how many are just pretending to be confused? .. so hard to tell. T_T
Administrator"Ambitious but rubbish!" - Jeremy Clarkson
slowbacontron
Profile Joined October 2012
United States7722 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-09-28 09:18:19
September 28 2013 09:18 GMT
#278
On September 28 2013 18:17 salle wrote:
The irony of this thread is getting to me, how many people are actually confused and how many are just pretending to be confused? .. so hard to tell. T_T

would you say you're...confused???
jjakji fan
acidbean
Profile Joined January 2011
Germany287 Posts
September 28 2013 09:19 GMT
#279
Desperate measures to rekindle a dead game. Nice try TL/EG, I don't fall for your sorcery.

saltis
Profile Joined September 2012
159 Posts
September 28 2013 09:21 GMT
#280
IMO EG got pissed by Incontrol's recent attitude. Since Incontrol is a respected big fish and EG also could offer good money for TLO, it makes perfect sense for trade and get a fresh roster instead of decaying one. I feel sad about TLO, the one who was determined to stay in TL regardless what, but if the Boss say so.... TLO has to leave.
FrostNixon
Profile Joined July 2010
Bulgaria215 Posts
September 28 2013 09:23 GMT
#281
It's a perfect trade, TL giving their worst player.
Thy will be done on earth as it is in heaven.
zezamer
Profile Joined March 2011
Finland5701 Posts
September 28 2013 09:23 GMT
#282
Is this real ?
slowbacontron
Profile Joined October 2012
United States7722 Posts
September 28 2013 09:26 GMT
#283
On September 28 2013 18:21 saltis wrote:
IMO EG got pissed by Incontrol's recent attitude. Since Incontrol is a respected big fish and EG also could offer good money for TLO, it makes perfect sense for trade and get a fresh roster instead of decaying one. I feel sad about TLO, the one who was determined to stay in TL regardless what, but if the Boss say so.... TLO has to leave.

On September 28 2013 12:12 frankfasthands wrote:
I thought'd I post this here because I don't think many people here get TLO's email newsletter, where he shared the whole story of how he signed:

Show nested quote +
I got an email from Alex Garfield completely out of the blue to arrange a meeting, we settled on a time and he had his personal fighter pilot pick me up right outside my apartment. Then we flew to New York, where I had to take this series of tunnels to his mansion under central park.

In his office, we made a little bit of small talk before he told me he wanted me on EG. I admit I suspected that was why I was being called. What else could it have been? I was flattered, but I said I'd never betray Liquid, they made me, and I explained how I was very loyal because without them I would be in a gutter addicted to crack, without question that's where I'd be, and then he told me what a standard EG salary would be.

I must have appeared to be blown away or something because Alex said, "You'd have literally shit your pants if you played dota."

"I only have one question before we do this." Alex said, "Can you replace inControl, talent wise?" I explained to him that I was better than inControl one handed while piss drunk.

"I'm going to hold you to that, TLO." Alex said, and that was all he needed to know.

"There's only one rule at EG," Alex said, "You can do whatever you want, but don't tell our entire fan base to go fuck themselves...it sounds easy, but it's been an issue before."

I agreed and we shook hands, as I was leaving, Alex called me, I turned and he looked at me meaningfully and then whispered, just loud enough for me to hear:

"doooooohhhhhhhhh-taaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh" and then with a slight nod he turned away.

TLO chose this for HIMSELF.
jjakji fan
saltis
Profile Joined September 2012
159 Posts
September 28 2013 09:27 GMT
#284
On September 28 2013 18:15 Diks wrote:
Nazgul about TLO
" his inability to win a GSL championship after recovering from his wrist injury has been a severe disappointment to the organization."

I'm still laughing, 10mn later


Yep, that's absolute bullshit, nobody buys that. TLO was TeamLiquid flag and best TL foreigner they ever had. There certainly were more important reasons for trade than just "disappointment".
Nazgul is about to lose respect in my eyes.
Slomo
Profile Joined November 2010
Germany7198 Posts
September 28 2013 09:29 GMT
#285
"Geoff will join Liquid, where he will finally be with an organization that wins foreign Sc2 teamleagues and sent a Dota 2 team to The International 3."

Pure gold. GGWP TL and EG.

Also the wild theories about the "why?" and the angry people in this thread...:D
RIP DOUBLE TI OG | #18 never forget
slowbacontron
Profile Joined October 2012
United States7722 Posts
September 28 2013 09:30 GMT
#286
On September 28 2013 18:27 saltis wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 28 2013 18:15 Diks wrote:
Nazgul about TLO
" his inability to win a GSL championship after recovering from his wrist injury has been a severe disappointment to the organization."

I'm still laughing, 10mn later


Yep, that's absolute bullshit, nobody buys that. TLO was TeamLiquid flag and best TL foreigner they ever had. There certainly were more important reasons for trade than just "disappointment".
Nazgul is about to lose respect in my eyes.

How's the weather in Romania
jjakji fan
CikaZombi
Profile Joined August 2011
Serbia630 Posts
September 28 2013 09:32 GMT
#287
Jesus H Christ I haven't worked my abs like this since highschool! Totally forgot I have them till I almost shat myself from laughter at this. Wp guys, WfuckingPlayed.
You can no more evade my wrath, than you could your own shadow.
shell
Profile Joined October 2010
Portugal2722 Posts
September 28 2013 09:43 GMT
#288
hahahah nice one! When is the showmatch happening?
BENFICA || Besties: idra, Stephano, Nestea, Jaedong, Serral, Jinro, Scarlett || Zerg <3
Targe
Profile Blog Joined February 2012
United Kingdom14103 Posts
September 28 2013 09:44 GMT
#289
Can anyone taste pizza?
11/5/14 CATACLYSM | The South West's worst Falco main
oneill12
Profile Joined February 2012
Romania1222 Posts
September 28 2013 09:45 GMT
#290
The angry or condused comments are the best
ArcadeR
Profile Joined May 2011
Germany199 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-09-28 09:48:45
September 28 2013 09:46 GMT
#291
Good read...and the comments are priceless

PS: looking forward to the match ^^
Dodgin
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
Canada39254 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-09-28 09:48:58
September 28 2013 09:48 GMT
#292
Wow, I never imagined TL would do some sort of trading business with EG after HuK back stabbed TL at his peak to chase that dirty EG money.

About this trade itself, on paper it seems better for EG. They're gaining another player that can contribute to actually winning team leagues and only losing a marketing personality. EG already has their LoL players with twice as many twitter followers as Incontrol, they can just have Snopeh take up the mantle of EG marketing guy. It should work even better since he's part of the community for a alive game.

TL gets a guy to help market their team but I don't know how effective it will be. If Waxangel who actually speaks Korean can't get a decent interview out of Taeja I can't imagine Incontrol can do it. Hero already has tons of fans so I doubt much will change in that regard. I guess can he can bring more attention to Snute. Wait, if TLO is gone who else is even on Team Liquid anymore?

I'm really sad to see TL getting the bad end of another deal with EG, it seems they can't help but be pushed around by them. Maybe in the future Snute will become a famous model and bring fame and fortune to the team, then with their new found non-esports money they can fight back and poach Jaedong from EG.
RuskiPanda
Profile Joined December 2011
United States2906 Posts
September 28 2013 09:49 GMT
#293
On September 28 2013 18:48 Dodgin wrote:
Wow, I never imagined TL would do some sort of trading business with EG after HuK back stabbed TL at his peak to chase that dirty EG money.

About this trade itself, on paper it seems better for EG. They're gaining another player that can contribute to actually winning team leagues and only losing a marketing personality. EG already has their LoL players with twice as many twitter followers as Incontrol, they can just have Snopeh take up the mantle of EG marketing guy. It should work even better since he's part of the community for a alive game.

TL gets a guy to help market their team but I don't know how effective it will be. If Waxangel who actually speaks Korean can't get a decent interview out of Taeja I can't imagine Incontrol can do it. Hero already has tons of fans so I doubt much will change in that regard. I can he can bring more attention to Snute. Wait, if TLO is gone who else is even on Team Liquid anymore?

I'm really sad to see TL getting the bad end of another deal with EG, it seems they can't help but be pushed around by them. Maybe in the future Snute will become a famous model and bring fame and fortune to the team, then with their new found non-esports money they can fight back and poach Jaedong from EG.


I think you're trying too hard.
Iplaythings
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Denmark9110 Posts
September 28 2013 09:51 GMT
#294
Dodgin people know you, you can't throw it that obvious :D
In the woods, there lurks..
ShroudeD
Profile Joined August 2012
Greece1333 Posts
September 28 2013 09:51 GMT
#295
GL to both teams i hope this trade will work out!
Mvp,Fantasy 4ever
figq
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
12519 Posts
September 28 2013 09:51 GMT
#296
omg the messages from coaches and players are beyond hilarious lololololol
If you stand next to my head, you can hear the ocean. - Day[9]
Dr.Sin
Profile Joined October 2010
Canada1126 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-09-28 09:56:03
September 28 2013 09:55 GMT
#297
Fantastic work everyone. This made my day. Well played gentlemen.
Juice!
Profile Joined January 2011
Belgium295 Posts
September 28 2013 09:56 GMT
#298
It's funny how a lot of people really think this is serious!
Second place is just a fancy term for loser
disciple
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
9070 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-09-28 09:58:18
September 28 2013 09:56 GMT
#299
some of the comments are great indeed, yet another proof tl has the memory of a goldfish.
Administrator"I'm a big deal." - ixmike88
ASoo
Profile Joined November 2010
2864 Posts
September 28 2013 09:58 GMT
#300
On September 28 2013 18:27 saltis wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 28 2013 18:15 Diks wrote:
Nazgul about TLO
" his inability to win a GSL championship after recovering from his wrist injury has been a severe disappointment to the organization."

I'm still laughing, 10mn later


Yep, that's absolute bullshit, nobody buys that. TLO was TeamLiquid flag and best TL foreigner they ever had. There certainly were more important reasons for trade than just "disappointment".
Nazgul is about to lose respect in my eyes.

Can't...tell...who's...trolling...anymore.
Erik.TheRed
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States1655 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-09-28 10:27:13
September 28 2013 09:59 GMT
#301
The subtlety of satire seems to elude a great many people, but I suppose that's part of what makes it so hilarious.
"See you space cowboy"
Demonized83
Profile Joined January 2012
Italy5 Posts
September 28 2013 10:00 GMT
#302
Beste sentence: "Adios, Dario" ahahah!
Chinnro
Profile Joined February 2013
Australia47 Posts
September 28 2013 10:01 GMT
#303
Great joke.....had me for 3 seconds.
MVP | Bomber | Flash | MC
FoShao
Profile Joined November 2012
United States256 Posts
September 28 2013 10:02 GMT
#304
yeeeeeeessss
thekoalaz
Profile Joined October 2011
United States109 Posts
September 28 2013 10:03 GMT
#305
Gotta love tree hugger.
j1nzo
Profile Joined February 2012
Germany367 Posts
September 28 2013 10:04 GMT
#306
hahaha, i like ^.^
♞ rest in peace Madiba ♞
[]Phase[]
Profile Joined September 2010
Belgium927 Posts
September 28 2013 10:10 GMT
#307
Cant tell if people actually buy this, or this is some kind of meta-trolling.
Eufouria
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United Kingdom4425 Posts
September 28 2013 10:14 GMT
#308
The comments make it very easy to see who just reads the titles before posting.
Artifex
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Belgium189 Posts
September 28 2013 10:15 GMT
#309
... If its not a troll I am very very disappoint.
Fear. Fear that the zerg are expanding all over the map and there's nothing you can do. The Swarm. Your doom. Now is the time to panic. The terran and protoss are trying to survive. The Zerg are trying to obliterate them. - Stane
Miscellany
Profile Joined September 2011
Wales125 Posts
September 28 2013 10:16 GMT
#310
I realised it was a joke a few sentences into Nazgul's comments (flaming testie). Although this "slightly" subtle sarcasm is quite British so I can see why some people may not catch on
GenghisKhan
Profile Joined May 2012
United Kingdom68 Posts
September 28 2013 10:21 GMT
#311
This is absolutely hilarious. The comments as well, oh wow how all the non-native English speakers have been trolled! I love this how, in Esports, it seems that teams and players have a really great ability to self-deprecate in a humorous way.
The problem with the world is that fools are full of certainty, and wise men are full of doubt.
Niiza
Profile Joined October 2010
United Kingdom60 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-09-28 10:23:02
September 28 2013 10:21 GMT
#312
I haven't read a thread that's brought me to tears of laughter for many many years.

Lol the comments, guess nobody here bought pizza a little while ago?
AlieN_
Profile Joined January 2013
Poland9 Posts
September 28 2013 10:22 GMT
#313
Nice Troll
NEEDZMOAR
Profile Blog Joined December 2011
Sweden1277 Posts
September 28 2013 10:28 GMT
#314
Hahahaha Awesome writeup, a great way to announce the showmatch and bring some fun to the dramastarved sc2 community :D
Pietro
Profile Joined March 2011
Poland103 Posts
September 28 2013 10:29 GMT
#315
Fun to read 8/10
BadAim
Profile Joined September 2011
Norway879 Posts
September 28 2013 10:30 GMT
#316
I've just had two whole days of cost management. My head can't decipher if this is trolling or not. Someone care to explain wtf is going on?!
My esports soul belongs to: Boxer | White-Ra | Daigo Umehara | Nazgul | IceFrog
Monsen
Profile Joined December 2002
Germany2548 Posts
September 28 2013 10:31 GMT
#317
Hell, it's about time.
11 years and counting- TL #680
slowbacontron
Profile Joined October 2012
United States7722 Posts
September 28 2013 10:32 GMT
#318
On September 28 2013 19:21 Niiza wrote:
I haven't read a thread that's brought me to tears of laughter for many many years.

Lol the comments, guess nobody here bought pizza a little while ago?

Exactly, how in the Flash did we fill up the pizza meter so quickly and then forget all about it just as quickly?? XD
jjakji fan
scares
Profile Joined December 2010
Germany239 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-09-28 10:34:43
September 28 2013 10:32 GMT
#319
On September 28 2013 19:30 BadAim wrote:
I've just had two whole days of cost management. My head can't decipher if this is trolling or not. Someone care to explain wtf is going on?!

Part of the pizza gg challenge (tier 8 someone said) was that there would be a showmatch between eg and liquid, with incontrol coaching liquid and tlo coaching eg. The guess is that this is a troll for that event.

Edit: the Pizza gg was an advertising campaign by papa johns where you would by pizzas "for e-sports" and they would do funny events like this showmatch if they reached a certain amount of sales.
Your ad could be here
Monsen
Profile Joined December 2002
Germany2548 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-09-28 10:35:40
September 28 2013 10:33 GMT
#320
Concerning the Horse mystery, I know that Geoff has some very valuable insights on the nature of horses.
11 years and counting- TL #680
SnowFantasy
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
4173 Posts
September 28 2013 10:53 GMT
#321
Wtf?

Incontrol not on EG feels weird already.
mizU
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States12125 Posts
September 28 2013 10:54 GMT
#322
i dont know what this is but its amazing
if happy ever afters did exist <3 @watamizu_
Grettin
Profile Joined April 2010
42381 Posts
September 28 2013 10:57 GMT
#323
People bitched about this not happening and now when its happening, some don't even know what it is? Holy shit.
"If I had force-fields in Brood War, I'd never lose." -Bisu
Wildmoon
Profile Joined December 2011
Thailand4189 Posts
September 28 2013 10:58 GMT
#324
Wut?
iDope
Profile Joined October 2010
Saudi Arabia223 Posts
September 28 2013 10:58 GMT
#325
What kind of stupid trolling is this ..... ;| At least drop a hint somewhere.
[F_]aths
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
Germany3947 Posts
September 28 2013 10:59 GMT
#326
It's about time.

Time, to trust Papa John's again.
You don't choose to play zerg. The zerg choose you.
JacobShock
Profile Blog Joined April 2012
Denmark2485 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-09-28 11:02:20
September 28 2013 10:59 GMT
#327
On September 28 2013 18:27 saltis wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 28 2013 18:15 Diks wrote:
Nazgul about TLO
" his inability to win a GSL championship after recovering from his wrist injury has been a severe disappointment to the organization."

I'm still laughing, 10mn later


Yep, that's absolute bullshit, nobody buys that. TLO was TeamLiquid flag and best TL foreigner they ever had. There certainly were more important reasons for trade than just "disappointment".
Nazgul is about to lose respect in my eyes.


rofl, if you are trolling, you are doing it well. if not, well.. best of luck to ya in life!
"Right on" - Morrow
Zorgaz
Profile Joined June 2010
Sweden2951 Posts
September 28 2013 11:06 GMT
#328
Seems legit
Furthermore, I think the Collosi should be removed! (Zorgaz -Terran/AbrA-Random/Zorg-Dota2) Guineapigs <3
Heouf
Profile Joined March 2012
Netherlands787 Posts
September 28 2013 11:07 GMT
#329
This is really kewl.
Gokba Alhakel
HolydaKing
Profile Joined February 2010
21254 Posts
September 28 2013 11:09 GMT
#330
On September 28 2013 19:58 iDope wrote:
What kind of stupid trolling is this ..... ;| At least drop a hint somewhere.

There's that huge piece of Pizza.
Zaxon
Profile Joined January 2011
Belgium209 Posts
September 28 2013 11:10 GMT
#331
Hell jeah EG and TL forfilling their promises!
MrSexington
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
United States1768 Posts
September 28 2013 11:11 GMT
#332
On September 28 2013 19:58 iDope wrote:
What kind of stupid trolling is this ..... ;| At least drop a hint somewhere.


Troll successful, confirmed.
teddyoojo
Profile Blog Joined June 2011
Germany22369 Posts
September 28 2013 11:17 GMT
#333
On September 28 2013 19:58 iDope wrote:
What kind of stupid trolling is this ..... ;| At least drop a hint somewhere.

i dunno, each player trashing the team they are "joining" seems a pretty big hint to me
Esports historian since 2000. Creator of 'The Universe' and 'The best scrambled Eggs 2013'. Host of 'Star Wars Marathon 2015'. Thinker of 'teddyoojo's Thoughts'. Earths and Moons leading CS:GO expert. Lord of the Rings.
vol_
Profile Joined May 2010
Australia1608 Posts
September 28 2013 11:19 GMT
#334
I love these threads, comments are always pure gold. My face hurts from laughing so much..
Jaedong gives me a deep resonance.
izen
Profile Joined September 2010
Sweden136 Posts
September 28 2013 11:22 GMT
#335
On September 28 2013 19:57 Grettin wrote:
People bitched about this not happening and now when its happening, some don't even know what it is? Holy shit.


That was the plan all along! Let people forget about it, then boom!
a thousand screaming voices, Eager to watch you succeed Give them something real to believe
Surkein
Profile Joined January 2012
35 Posts
September 28 2013 11:28 GMT
#336
Thank you for writing that 'exchange' with a good sense of humor. I
DnCL
Profile Joined May 2013
86 Posts
September 28 2013 11:45 GMT
#337
Funny !
Kerence
Profile Joined May 2011
Sweden1817 Posts
September 28 2013 12:02 GMT
#338
This was a funny read, so many shots fired. It would have been even funnier if it wasn't obvious that it was the pizza showmatch. The confusion would have been hilarious.
I am here in the shadows.
Sharkken
Profile Joined October 2012
Jordan141 Posts
September 28 2013 12:08 GMT
#339
"they will be able to keep their talented up-and-comers and have someone other than TaeJa win for them" !!!

What the hell was that about? HerO is Winning tournaments too, TL has won more SC2 Tournaments than EG could ever count
Liquid HerO Best Toss in the World
TheSayo182
Profile Joined September 2012
Italy243 Posts
September 28 2013 12:20 GMT
#340
Meanwhile TLO streaming with eg logos and shirt, and Idra's dubstep lolololol
"Remember: Probes & Pylons and when behind Dark Shrine!"
Serae
Profile Joined March 2012
Netherlands2 Posts
September 28 2013 12:26 GMT
#341
I absolutely loved to read this!
Salient
Profile Joined August 2011
United States876 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-09-28 12:33:06
September 28 2013 12:27 GMT
#342
Was TL hacked? This is April Fool's stuff in September . . . but there are too many "in jokes" to really be funny to anyone who doesn't follow the scene closely.
B1itZZ
Profile Joined July 2012
United Kingdom70 Posts
September 28 2013 12:29 GMT
#343
On September 28 2013 21:02 Kerence wrote:
This was a funny read, so many shots fired. It would have been even funnier if it wasn't obvious that it was the pizza showmatch. The confusion would have been hilarious.


Perhaps not obvious enough for some people though lol...

Yeah a good read! Look forward to the games now.
ShroudeD
Profile Joined August 2012
Greece1333 Posts
September 28 2013 12:30 GMT
#344
I'm dissapointed liquipedia has not changed their teams!
Mvp,Fantasy 4ever
Ejohrik
Profile Joined December 2010
Sweden219 Posts
September 28 2013 12:34 GMT
#345
Spoiler for those who like to believe this is a permanent trade:
+ Show Spoiler +
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=414084

"Tier 8 - iNcontroL and TLO will switch teams for a week and act as head coaches in an EG vs. Liquid off-race showmatch"
sekalf
Profile Joined June 2010
Sweden522 Posts
September 28 2013 12:35 GMT
#346
This is so hilarious!
Love the EG overlay on TLOs stream :D
BBS
Profile Joined September 2008
Germany204 Posts
September 28 2013 12:35 GMT
#347
On September 28 2013 10:16 Kyyuna wrote:
what the fuck????


Same here: big WHAT THE FUCK?!
Thobrik
Profile Joined February 2011
Sweden1120 Posts
September 28 2013 12:39 GMT
#348
Loved the read! Loads of lol's were had :D
"Philosophy is questions that may never be answered, Religion is answers that may never be questioned."
MrFUBAR
Profile Joined December 2011
South Africa5 Posts
September 28 2013 12:39 GMT
#349
This is weird...And wrong... and WHY??!! "EGTLO"??!!! Nooooo
Zarcaz
Profile Joined October 2011
Germany5 Posts
September 28 2013 12:42 GMT
#350
trading one of the best and most popular foreigners against "incontrol"?!? fucking mad bro -.-
nevermind
rasnj
Profile Joined May 2010
United States1959 Posts
September 28 2013 12:44 GMT
#351
On September 28 2013 21:34 Ejohrik wrote:
Spoiler for those who like to believe this is a permanent trade:
+ Show Spoiler +
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=414084

"Tier 8 - iNcontroL and TLO will switch teams for a week and act as head coaches in an EG vs. Liquid off-race showmatch"

So how can you distinguish between the fullfillment of this promise and a legitimate trade of TLO for Incontrol? I certainly didn't see any indications in the OP, and in how the players are behaving as part of their new team.
NeThZOR
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
South Africa7387 Posts
September 28 2013 12:45 GMT
#352
woah....
SuperNova - 2015 | SKT1 fan for years | Dear, FlaSh, PartinG, Soulkey, Naniwa
Khai
Profile Joined August 2010
Australia553 Posts
September 28 2013 12:48 GMT
#353
Tier 8?
Kosak
Profile Joined August 2013
Czech Republic193 Posts
September 28 2013 12:49 GMT
#354
fuken trollz, lol'd at every god damn sentence
it's good to be the king
Thobrik
Profile Joined February 2011
Sweden1120 Posts
September 28 2013 12:49 GMT
#355
Wait... you guys really believe this is happening? Read the OP one more time with a tad bit more humorous and critical eye.
"Philosophy is questions that may never be answered, Religion is answers that may never be questioned."
blackheartpress
Profile Blog Joined November 2012
29 Posts
September 28 2013 12:49 GMT
#356
Ah, just look at Dario streaming. Such a happy happy cookie. <3
Carpal Tunnel in those smile-muscles incoming...
Aiobhill
Profile Joined June 2013
Germany283 Posts
September 28 2013 12:50 GMT
#357
Best post ever. tempted to print it and use it as a wall paper.
Axslav - apm70maphacks - tak3r
iEatWoofers
Profile Joined August 2011
Switzerland108 Posts
September 28 2013 12:54 GMT
#358
Finally! :D

Love the announcement too! It'll be an interesting we- erm, months and years to come!
Clbull
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
United Kingdom1439 Posts
September 28 2013 12:55 GMT
#359
That's a point. Why is the TL logo a horse anyway?
Acrofales
Profile Joined August 2010
Spain18129 Posts
September 28 2013 12:57 GMT
#360
this has to be an epic trolling post. Incontrol brings his skills at arguing on the internet to TL? Lmao! :D
KoRDragoon
Profile Joined August 2012
Sweden63 Posts
September 28 2013 12:58 GMT
#361
HAHA funny shit, I was so flipping confused at first. Im guessing they will play as EGLTO and Liquid'Incontrol for the showmatch and I expect a nice tradeback tread after the shwomatch
"The Hardest Carry"
hifriend
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
China7935 Posts
September 28 2013 12:59 GMT
#362
Dario Wünsch ‏@EGTLO 45m
http://www.twitch.tv/LiquidTLO

now with 100% chinstrap and dubstep

hahaha this is great...
Caladan
Profile Joined May 2008
Germany1238 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-09-28 13:04:31
September 28 2013 12:59 GMT
#363
Irony detector going crazy!
Had some good laughs.

Just: wtf?
Fleshcut
Profile Joined April 2011
Germany592 Posts
September 28 2013 13:02 GMT
#364
The best thread since the roach/hydra fusion discussion XD I love it! Especially all those little features (just look at TLOs stream right now XD). Only in Esports...
dreamseller
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
Australia914 Posts
September 28 2013 13:09 GMT
#365
what i find most hilarious about this is that most of you are treating this like it's a joke. clearly these two have put a lot of thought into the merits of swapping teams, and we even have quotes from the CEOs of each company. I hope that Goeffrey and Dario aren't reading dis with dismay.
PGtour admin
Erik.TheRed
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States1655 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-09-28 13:13:26
September 28 2013 13:12 GMT
#366
On September 28 2013 22:09 dreamseller wrote:
what i find most hilarious about this is that most of you are treating this like it's a joke. clearly these two have put a lot of thought into the merits of swapping teams, and we even have quotes from the CEOs of each company. I hope that Goeffrey and Dario aren't reading dis with dismay.


C.E.O, Evil Geniuses Lmtd. Intl. Corporation LLC GmbH PhD

He worked hard for that title, so you should really type it out fully each time you mention his name. Just sayin'.
"See you space cowboy"
Lordanubis
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
United Kingdom198 Posts
September 28 2013 13:33 GMT
#367
This made my day. Dario's stream too, is just amazing right now XD
"Hell hath no fury like a Shattered Star" - The Shattered Star
emanresU
Profile Joined November 2012
Germany393 Posts
September 28 2013 13:34 GMT
#368
That, was hilarious.
There is nothing more cool than being proud of the things you love. -Sean "Day[9]" Plott
StatixEx
Profile Blog Joined August 2011
United Kingdom779 Posts
September 28 2013 13:34 GMT
#369
wait . . just need to know are they both getting more money by this?
Smackzilla
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States539 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-09-28 13:39:55
September 28 2013 13:39 GMT
#370
+ Show Spoiler +


The player comments were priceless. Good stuff.
You see a mousetrap. I see free cheese and a f&%*ing challenge - Scroobius Pip
duckTemplar
Profile Joined February 2011
United States200 Posts
September 28 2013 13:40 GMT
#371
I smell pizza, time to order from domino's for pizza & soda, YEAH! show match gogogo...
The first word Kerrigan said to Raynor was "...You Pig!", to Raynor's response "What? ... oh you're a psychic"
Kerence
Profile Joined May 2011
Sweden1817 Posts
September 28 2013 13:40 GMT
#372
On September 28 2013 21:29 B1itZZ wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 28 2013 21:02 Kerence wrote:
This was a funny read, so many shots fired. It would have been even funnier if it wasn't obvious that it was the pizza showmatch. The confusion would have been hilarious.


Perhaps not obvious enough for some people though lol...

Yeah a good read! Look forward to the games now.

I don't know, pretty much every single sentence in the OP screams of this not being real, even if you didn't see the pizza promotion thing (it was quite a while ago, after all) I don't see how you could take this seriously. It's just too obvious. Most people commenting must just be running along with the joke, right?

Now TLO is streaming with EG-overlays, wearing an EG-shirt and listening to dubstep. Hah, hilarious.
I am here in the shadows.
Zealously
Profile Blog Joined October 2011
East Gorteau22261 Posts
September 28 2013 13:44 GMT
#373
guys this is legit rite
AdministratorBreak the chains
oneill12
Profile Joined February 2012
Romania1222 Posts
September 28 2013 13:45 GMT
#374
On September 28 2013 22:09 dreamseller wrote:
what i find most hilarious about this is that most of you are treating this like it's a joke. clearly these two have put a lot of thought into the merits of swapping teams, and we even have quotes from the CEOs of each company. I hope that Goeffrey and Dario aren't reading dis with dismay.

please please say you are kidding
Deleted User 137586
Profile Joined January 2011
7859 Posts
September 28 2013 13:46 GMT
#375
Geoff is having fun on his twitter:

[image loading]
Cry 'havoc' and let slip the dogs of war
dreamseller
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
Australia914 Posts
September 28 2013 13:50 GMT
#376
On September 28 2013 22:45 oneill12 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 28 2013 22:09 dreamseller wrote:
what i find most hilarious about this is that most of you are treating this like it's a joke. clearly these two have put a lot of thought into the merits of swapping teams, and we even have quotes from the CEOs of each company. I hope that Goeffrey and Dario aren't reading dis with dismay.

please please say you are kidding


he's also starting to embrace the anglo-saxon-americano culture of EG. more aggressive music and facial hair style. aloofness in his stream as opposed to the usual communicative type. this is far from a joke.
PGtour admin
teddyoojo
Profile Blog Joined June 2011
Germany22369 Posts
September 28 2013 13:56 GMT
#377
the greatest troll of all would be if they actually swapped teams now.
Esports historian since 2000. Creator of 'The Universe' and 'The best scrambled Eggs 2013'. Host of 'Star Wars Marathon 2015'. Thinker of 'teddyoojo's Thoughts'. Earths and Moons leading CS:GO expert. Lord of the Rings.
zanga
Profile Joined September 2011
659 Posts
September 28 2013 13:58 GMT
#378
Hahahahahaha :D
(:
Moonsalt
Profile Joined May 2011
267 Posts
September 28 2013 13:58 GMT
#379
I remember the quote from TLO in Liquid Rising : "When Huk joined EG, it was like he was Anakin and became Darth Vader." LMAO
zanga
Profile Joined September 2011
659 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-09-28 14:02:12
September 28 2013 14:01 GMT
#380
ROFL!

I just saw + Show Spoiler +
" Alex Garfield
C.E.O, Evil Geniuses Lmtd. Intl. Corporation LLC GmbH PhD"

Hahahahaaaaa....!
(:
DomeGetta
Profile Joined February 2012
480 Posts
September 28 2013 14:02 GMT
#381
LOLOL this is hilarious trolldom no?

The comments cannot be real.. I <3 this
Noocta
Profile Joined June 2010
France12578 Posts
September 28 2013 14:08 GMT
#382
On September 28 2013 21:44 rasnj wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 28 2013 21:34 Ejohrik wrote:
Spoiler for those who like to believe this is a permanent trade:
+ Show Spoiler +
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=414084

"Tier 8 - iNcontroL and TLO will switch teams for a week and act as head coaches in an EG vs. Liquid off-race showmatch"

So how can you distinguish between the fullfillment of this promise and a legitimate trade of TLO for Incontrol? I certainly didn't see any indications in the OP, and in how the players are behaving as part of their new team.


There's an enormous Pizza image at the end of the post.
...
" I'm not gonna fight you. I'm gonna kick your ass ! "
Pandemona *
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
Charlie Sheens House51493 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-09-28 14:13:58
September 28 2013 14:13 GMT
#383
EGTLO HWAITING :D
Hahaha cannot wait <3

Wish this was posted a bit earlier tho for more hype. BUT I CANNOT WAIT! What a way to end the weekend WOOP

Not only will it help me bring my progaming career to the next level, as proven by iNcontroL, it'll also help me make the transition into the much more attractive follow up career of casting/hosting. And EVERY pro-gamer knows that's how you become rich without properly working. A dream come true.


RANK1 Comment <3 haha
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CarlMikael
Profile Joined December 2010
Sweden1043 Posts
September 28 2013 14:13 GMT
#384
can tell if trolling or seirous.....

?
kawoq
Profile Joined November 2005
Guatemala357 Posts
September 28 2013 14:22 GMT
#385
a dream comes true!!!! I cant wait for the showmatch!!!
"It is not a shameful thing to be unable to reach the goal. It's becoming afraid and running away, even before considering the fact that the road is long and rough, that is truly cowardly." by - Lim Yo Hwan aka SlayerS_Boxer from "Crazy as me"
Corvi
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
Germany1406 Posts
September 28 2013 14:25 GMT
#386
april fools is super late this year
lookfirewood
Profile Joined May 2011
1212 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-09-28 14:30:42
September 28 2013 14:30 GMT
#387
EGTLORC :DDD
R.I.P STX 03.08.2013 never forget.
NovaMB
Profile Joined February 2013
Germany9534 Posts
September 28 2013 14:35 GMT
#388
These reactions are priceless.

Great read, and Geoffs tweets are hilarious
Odoakar
Profile Joined May 2010
Croatia1837 Posts
September 28 2013 14:47 GMT
#389
Ok, this really had me laughing:

Geoff Robinson ‏@LiquidiNcontroL 10h

Hey guys I need a diamond Terran player in channel "NcontroL" on NA server -- coaching @TeamLiquidPro I need some sparring partners 4 them
Hryul
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
Austria2609 Posts
September 28 2013 14:47 GMT
#390
The Romanian is strong in this thread! I love it.
Countdown to victory: 1 200!
govie
Profile Blog Joined November 2012
9334 Posts
September 28 2013 14:49 GMT
#391
GTFO! i FELL FOR IT
The two NBA teams in states with legal weed are called the Nuggets and the Blazers...
Cracy
Profile Joined October 2011
Poland221 Posts
September 28 2013 14:50 GMT
#392
HAHAHAHAHAHA
Great stuff
Oderint dum probent
DenTenker
Profile Blog Joined March 2013
United States606 Posts
September 28 2013 15:00 GMT
#393
On September 28 2013 10:13 MrSexington wrote:
I am suddenly hungry for pizza. Weird.

I had some just last night. Weird that I was celebrating this before I knew what I was doing. Sounds like it's time to have some more.
If your all in didn't work, you didn't pull the workers.
Incognoto
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
France10239 Posts
September 28 2013 15:06 GMT
#394
I didn't even come close to falling for that one! ^^

nice article based on just how ridiculous it is
maru lover forever
Sanguinarius
Profile Joined January 2010
United States3427 Posts
September 28 2013 15:10 GMT
#395
I support April fools at all times of the year!

Excellent article, very funny.
Your strength is just an accident arising from the weakness of others -Heart of Darkness
Reasonable
Profile Joined September 2010
Ukraine1432 Posts
September 28 2013 15:11 GMT
#396
I got really confused by reading only bits of the article (as I usually do) and trying to figure out whats going on. But why do I want to eat pizza now? Is there some psych stuff going on?
radscorpion9
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
Canada2252 Posts
September 28 2013 15:15 GMT
#397
sigh...I'm so gullible. I really believed this and was confused when people were saying it was all a joke lol
Regnbagsmakt
Profile Joined February 2013
Sweden1 Post
September 28 2013 15:43 GMT
#398
This is good entertainment
crazyweasel
Profile Joined March 2011
607 Posts
September 28 2013 15:45 GMT
#399
LOLOL LiquidCHolesterol
Trowa127
Profile Joined January 2011
United Kingdom1230 Posts
September 28 2013 15:48 GMT
#400
aha i hope this is real! hilarious article
Bling, MC, Snute, HwangSin, Deranging (<3) fan. 'Full name - ESP ORTS' Vote hotbid. Vote ESPORTS.
figq
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
12519 Posts
September 28 2013 15:58 GMT
#401
Many posters haven't followed the Papa John's thing, so they are having considerably more trouble figuring out what's going on. Some of them at least see that this can't be a serious announcement, others probably haven't even read past the title. Either way, it's not so surprising that so many comments "don't get it", but yeah, it adds to the comedy of it all, I guess. (:
If you stand next to my head, you can hear the ocean. - Day[9]
Porkz
Profile Joined December 2010
Denmark1027 Posts
September 28 2013 15:59 GMT
#402
Brilliant
Great supine protoplasmic invertebrate jellies
monomo
Profile Joined August 2011
Germany150 Posts
September 28 2013 16:05 GMT
#403
I mean this is obviously some sort of an insider, but its funny even if i dont get the underlying joke :D
theMagus
Profile Joined February 2013
578 Posts
September 28 2013 16:06 GMT
#404
shots fired!





..blank bullets.
"Give away the stone. Let the oceans take and transmutate this cold and fated anchor. Let the waters kiss and transmutate these leaden grudges into gold. Let go."
rd
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
United States2586 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-09-28 16:19:06
September 28 2013 16:10 GMT
#405
Is this gonna be the start of a long line of troll jokes that seemingly appear official, but are punch lined at the end with a picture of pizza, and each successive joke has an increasingly more difficult to spot yet more cleverly embedded pizza?

(this isnt a question its a demand)
mrpeabody
Profile Joined September 2010
4 Posts
September 28 2013 16:13 GMT
#406
"the laid back pre-retirement feel of TL"

stop please i cant breathe
StarGalaxy
Profile Joined March 2011
Germany744 Posts
September 28 2013 16:26 GMT
#407
wow this was really good!
gj all!
Cj hero | Zest
gulati
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
United States2241 Posts
September 28 2013 16:29 GMT
#408
i absolutely love this write-up hahaha this is by far the best content publication i have seen since 2007
C r u m b l i n g
doooby
Profile Joined July 2011
Bulgaria13 Posts
September 28 2013 16:29 GMT
#409
incontrol is so skinny on that picture
asdasd
vijeze
Profile Joined February 2011
Netherlands719 Posts
September 28 2013 16:30 GMT
#410
Someone has alreay taken @LiquidTLO, @EGiNcontrolRC and @EGiNcontrol on Twitter. Some people.
Grettin
Profile Joined April 2010
42381 Posts
September 28 2013 16:35 GMT
#411
On September 29 2013 01:30 vijeze wrote:
Someone has alreay taken @LiquidTLO, @EGiNcontrolRC and @EGiNcontrol on Twitter. Some people.


If either party didn't prepare for that, then they deserve it.
"If I had force-fields in Brood War, I'd never lose." -Bisu
AposisLasion
Profile Joined October 2012
Norway28 Posts
September 28 2013 16:35 GMT
#412
this is the most brilliant announcement I've read this year! Perfect birthday gift! Thank you!
It's in the game.
vijeze
Profile Joined February 2011
Netherlands719 Posts
September 28 2013 16:36 GMT
#413
On September 29 2013 01:35 Grettin wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 29 2013 01:30 vijeze wrote:
Someone has alreay taken @LiquidTLO, @EGiNcontrolRC and @EGiNcontrol on Twitter. Some people.


If either party didn't prepare for that, then they deserve it.

True that.
VieuxSinge
Profile Joined February 2011
France231 Posts
September 28 2013 16:41 GMT
#414
TLTLO was better than EGTLO!
Another clue to my existence.
FueledUpAndReadyToGo
Profile Blog Joined March 2013
Netherlands30548 Posts
September 28 2013 16:52 GMT
#415
Finally they deliver the pizza.gg promises! Must say this introduction is really epic to make up for the long wait.
Neosteel Enthusiast
ultilol
Profile Joined May 2010
Pakistan24 Posts
September 28 2013 17:05 GMT
#416
nice troll
Hai there
Targe
Profile Blog Joined February 2012
United Kingdom14103 Posts
September 28 2013 17:08 GMT
#417
Jesus the comments in this thread and the people thinking this is a troll, wow.
11/5/14 CATACLYSM | The South West's worst Falco main
XzarStarcraft
Profile Blog Joined September 2012
Canada62 Posts
September 28 2013 17:11 GMT
#418
EGTheLoadedOneRC!

the EG curse has already struck, he just lost to MC on FragbiteLive
Aspiring StarCraft Cartographer and Computer Science student
Master of DalK
Profile Blog Joined June 2012
Canada1801 Posts
September 28 2013 17:13 GMT
#419
The CURSE is real.
@MasterDalK | Maelstrom Entertainment | Streaming Every Esport Under the Sun
teddyoojo
Profile Blog Joined June 2011
Germany22369 Posts
September 28 2013 17:16 GMT
#420
On September 29 2013 01:30 vijeze wrote:
Someone has alreay taken @LiquidTLO, @EGiNcontrolRC and @EGiNcontrol on Twitter. Some people.

haha owned ))
Esports historian since 2000. Creator of 'The Universe' and 'The best scrambled Eggs 2013'. Host of 'Star Wars Marathon 2015'. Thinker of 'teddyoojo's Thoughts'. Earths and Moons leading CS:GO expert. Lord of the Rings.
Steel
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Japan2283 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-09-28 17:19:43
September 28 2013 17:18 GMT
#421
Lmao, I am not ok with this, amazing foreign player vs a public figure that the scene has outgrown. I guess they would deserve their respective salaries now though, but anything other than LiquidTLO makes me gag. Good one guys.
Try another route paperboy.
Alryk
Profile Blog Joined November 2011
United States2718 Posts
September 28 2013 17:19 GMT
#422
Will there be a VOD?
Team Liquid, IM, ViOlet!
iNcontroL *
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
USA29055 Posts
September 28 2013 17:23 GMT
#423
On September 29 2013 02:16 teddyoojo wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 29 2013 01:30 vijeze wrote:
Someone has alreay taken @LiquidTLO, @EGiNcontrolRC and @EGiNcontrol on Twitter. Some people.

haha owned ))


by us...
Grettin
Profile Joined April 2010
42381 Posts
September 28 2013 17:26 GMT
#424
I love you Geoff.

[image loading]
"If I had force-fields in Brood War, I'd never lose." -Bisu
teddyoojo
Profile Blog Joined June 2011
Germany22369 Posts
September 28 2013 17:30 GMT
#425
On September 29 2013 02:23 iNcontroL wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 29 2013 02:16 teddyoojo wrote:
On September 29 2013 01:30 vijeze wrote:
Someone has alreay taken @LiquidTLO, @EGiNcontrolRC and @EGiNcontrol on Twitter. Some people.

haha owned ))


by us...

so for how much u gonna sell @liquidtlo back
Esports historian since 2000. Creator of 'The Universe' and 'The best scrambled Eggs 2013'. Host of 'Star Wars Marathon 2015'. Thinker of 'teddyoojo's Thoughts'. Earths and Moons leading CS:GO expert. Lord of the Rings.
Shellshock
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States97276 Posts
September 28 2013 17:37 GMT
#426
On September 29 2013 02:30 teddyoojo wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 29 2013 02:23 iNcontroL wrote:
On September 29 2013 02:16 teddyoojo wrote:
On September 29 2013 01:30 vijeze wrote:
Someone has alreay taken @LiquidTLO, @EGiNcontrolRC and @EGiNcontrol on Twitter. Some people.

haha owned ))


by us...

so for how much u gonna sell @liquidtlo back

should be able to get a lot from TLO's EG salary
Moderatorhttp://i.imgur.com/U4xwqmD.png
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Jonoman92
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
United States9104 Posts
September 28 2013 17:39 GMT
#427
lol, i enjoyed this post
Myrkskog
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
Canada481 Posts
September 28 2013 17:44 GMT
#428
Forget coaching for the show match Incontrol. You need to dedicate your entire time with Liquid to coaching Taeja on how to clap.
AlternativeEgo
Profile Joined August 2011
Sweden17309 Posts
September 28 2013 17:47 GMT
#429
On September 29 2013 02:44 Myrkskog wrote:
Forget coaching for the show match Incontrol. You need to dedicate your entire time with Liquid to coaching Taeja on how to clap.


Dude, it's all about opening them champagne bottles.
Mark Munoz looks like Gretorp
GuitarBizarre
Profile Blog Joined November 2011
United Kingdom332 Posts
September 28 2013 17:48 GMT
#430
On September 29 2013 02:44 Myrkskog wrote:
Forget coaching for the show match Incontrol. You need to dedicate your entire time with Liquid to coaching Taeja on how to clap.


Or open a bottle of champagne. For that matter, teach hero the same
In retrospect, I don't know how you can play StarCraft without swearing. - Eifer
StarStruck
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
25339 Posts
September 28 2013 18:01 GMT
#431
On September 29 2013 02:44 Myrkskog wrote:
Forget coaching for the show match Incontrol. You need to dedicate your entire time with Liquid to coaching Taeja on how to clap.



Everyone knows it's all about the clap no clap clap.
intotheheart
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
Canada33091 Posts
September 28 2013 18:03 GMT
#432
The writing itself was fantastic.

"Throughout our combined time in the Sc2 scene, we've often thought Team Liquid is a pretty okay organization."

And Geoff's "Sit back and let all the Koreans do the work for us."

Best thing I've read in a long time.
kiss kiss fall in love
bosnia
Profile Joined October 2002
Canada223 Posts
September 28 2013 18:11 GMT
#433
gl to both
TL member since 2002, Protoss ftw!!
Shellshock
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States97276 Posts
September 28 2013 18:11 GMT
#434
I'm liking iNcontroL's liquid shirt and overlay on his stream
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DinosaurPoop
Profile Blog Joined April 2013
687 Posts
September 28 2013 18:13 GMT
#435
Whaaa?
pizza.gg yay!
iNcontrLOL
and
TL-LOL

are the best coaches in the universe of SC. oov coming back was just to hide this news
When cats speak, mice listen.
WolfintheSheep
Profile Joined June 2011
Canada14127 Posts
September 28 2013 18:14 GMT
#436
They're going all out with this. It's awesome .
Average means I'm better than half of you.
Aveng3r
Profile Joined February 2012
United States2411 Posts
September 28 2013 18:17 GMT
#437
Should modify incontrols stream listing
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WigglingSquid
Profile Joined August 2011
5194 Posts
September 28 2013 18:27 GMT
#438
On September 29 2013 02:44 Myrkskog wrote:
Forget coaching for the show match Incontrol. You need to dedicate your entire time with Liquid to coaching Taeja on how to clap.

I'd rather he coached him on champagne bottle opening.
Sbrubbles
Profile Joined October 2010
Brazil5776 Posts
September 28 2013 18:27 GMT
#439
Laughed my head off. Gotta love both teams taking swipes at each other and at themselves.
Bora Pain minha porra!
MeLlamoSatan
Profile Joined April 2011
United States136 Posts
September 28 2013 18:37 GMT
#440
article is hilarious. the trade? i dont like it
Joker rhymes like the is you just happy to see me trick Classical slapstick rappers need chapstick A lot of them sound like they in a talent show So I give them something to remember like the Alamo
Glennial
Profile Joined October 2012
Norway29 Posts
September 28 2013 18:50 GMT
#441
Argh i dont like this swap. stick to EG please

Larkin
Profile Blog Joined January 2012
United Kingdom7161 Posts
September 28 2013 18:53 GMT
#442
Yay for Papa John's.
https://www.twitch.tv/ttalarkin - streams random stuff, high level teamleague, maybe even heroleague
IPA
Profile Joined August 2010
United States3206 Posts
September 28 2013 18:54 GMT
#443
On September 28 2013 10:12 Monochromatic wrote:
Is this a joke, or serious?


Did you read the article?
Time held me green and dying though I sang in my chains like the sea.
Leviance
Profile Joined November 2009
Germany4079 Posts
September 28 2013 18:57 GMT
#444
Reverse EG curse now?
"Blizzard is never gonna nerf Terran because of those American and European fuck" - Korean Netizen
maartendq
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
Belgium3115 Posts
September 28 2013 19:00 GMT
#445
This article had me in stitches.
DusTerr
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
2520 Posts
September 28 2013 19:11 GMT
#446
haha just tuned in to the fragbitemasters... EG.TheLoadedOne
Grumbels
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Netherlands7031 Posts
September 28 2013 19:12 GMT
#447
EGJYP, EGJD, EGTLO, those aren't proper handles.
Well, now I tell you, I never seen good come o' goodness yet. Him as strikes first is my fancy; dead men don't bite; them's my views--amen, so be it.
lolfail9001
Profile Joined August 2013
Russian Federation40190 Posts
September 28 2013 19:18 GMT
#448
On September 29 2013 04:12 Grumbels wrote:
EGJYP, EGJD, EGTLO, those aren't proper handles.

They need EGTJ EGHR and EGZN now.
DeMoN pulls off a Miracle and Flies to the Moon
rasnj
Profile Joined May 2010
United States1959 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-09-28 19:27:17
September 28 2013 19:26 GMT
#449
On September 29 2013 04:18 lolfail9001 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 29 2013 04:12 Grumbels wrote:
EGJYP, EGJD, EGTLO, those aren't proper handles.

They need EGTJ EGHR and EGZN now.

Mind explaining? I guess TJ or ZN refers to Thorzain somehow (ZN=Zain, TJ=Thor-Jane, or something), but I can't figure out HR. Human Resources? Is that a joke on Incontrol's role in EG? I'm confused.
lolfail9001
Profile Joined August 2013
Russian Federation40190 Posts
September 28 2013 19:29 GMT
#450
On September 29 2013 04:26 rasnj wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 29 2013 04:18 lolfail9001 wrote:
On September 29 2013 04:12 Grumbels wrote:
EGJYP, EGJD, EGTLO, those aren't proper handles.

They need EGTJ EGHR and EGZN now.

Mind explaining? I guess TJ or ZN refers to Thorzain somehow (ZN=Zain, TJ=Thor-Jane, or something), but I can't figure out HR. Human Resources? Is that a joke on Incontrol's role in EG? I'm confused.

Nah, just referencing the trade between Liquid and EG and their names. I'm glad it managed to confuse you :D
DeMoN pulls off a Miracle and Flies to the Moon
Sassback
Profile Joined September 2012
United States718 Posts
September 28 2013 19:31 GMT
#451
Pretty funny article, but i seriously was having a panic attack reading through the first couple paragraphs.
Every night I pray for TL to give me my SAD Boys flair, and every morning I wake up disappointed.
jarod
Profile Joined September 2010
Romania766 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-09-28 19:54:25
September 28 2013 19:41 GMT
#452
I`m still not sure that this is not a troll post :D.
If it is not, what can I say, iNcontrol was always one of the good guys, emblematic figure of esports non-korean scene, and he did an amazing job at EG, i guess even if TLO is one of the best non korean pro gamers, since liquid has taeja and hero dominating the world, liquid won more with this transfer than EG.
On the other hand, beside some really nice things that TLO did, he was the most evil from the actual liquid line-up.
Congratz to all partners..
edit - i just saw it on stream(fragbite).. EG.TLO so it is for real
Maru | Life | herO
OstiDeColiss
Profile Joined March 2011
Canada9 Posts
September 28 2013 19:41 GMT
#453
Sounds like a troll post to me! But funny anyhow.
oneill12
Profile Joined February 2012
Romania1222 Posts
September 28 2013 19:45 GMT
#454
oh Jarod, you doom us all
ImperialFist
Profile Joined April 2013
790 Posts
September 28 2013 19:47 GMT
#455
lol epic trolling
"In the name of Holy Terra I challenge, Take up arms, for the Emperor’s Justice falls on you!"
ZAiNs
Profile Joined July 2010
United Kingdom6525 Posts
September 28 2013 19:58 GMT
#456
On September 29 2013 04:41 jarod wrote:
I`m still not sure that this is not a troll post :D.
If it is not, what can I say, iNcontrol was always one of the good guys, emblematic figure of esports non-korean scene, and he did an amazing job at EG, i guess even if TLO is one of the best non korean pro gamers, since liquid has taeja and hero dominating the world, liquid won more with this transfer than EG.
On the other hand, beside some really nice things that TLO did, he was the most evil from the actual liquid line-up.
Congratz to all partners..
edit - i just saw it on stream(fragbite).. EG.TLO so it is for real

Romania lol
DarthBotto
Profile Joined January 2011
United States72 Posts
September 28 2013 20:00 GMT
#457
I fell for this. I feel so retarded right now!
slowbacontron
Profile Joined October 2012
United States7722 Posts
September 28 2013 20:00 GMT
#458
On September 29 2013 04:26 rasnj wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 29 2013 04:18 lolfail9001 wrote:
On September 29 2013 04:12 Grumbels wrote:
EGJYP, EGJD, EGTLO, those aren't proper handles.

They need EGTJ EGHR and EGZN now.

Mind explaining? I guess TJ or ZN refers to Thorzain somehow (ZN=Zain, TJ=Thor-Jane, or something), but I can't figure out HR. Human Resources? Is that a joke on Incontrol's role in EG? I'm confused.

Taeja...Hero...Zenio...come on man :D
jjakji fan
MrSexington
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
United States1768 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-09-28 20:02:17
September 28 2013 20:02 GMT
#459
On September 29 2013 04:58 ZAiNs wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 29 2013 04:41 jarod wrote:
I`m still not sure that this is not a troll post :D.
If it is not, what can I say, iNcontrol was always one of the good guys, emblematic figure of esports non-korean scene, and he did an amazing job at EG, i guess even if TLO is one of the best non korean pro gamers, since liquid has taeja and hero dominating the world, liquid won more with this transfer than EG.
On the other hand, beside some really nice things that TLO did, he was the most evil from the actual liquid line-up.
Congratz to all partners..
edit - i just saw it on stream(fragbite).. EG.TLO so it is for real

Romania lol


Oh, boy.

Here we go.
jarod
Profile Joined September 2010
Romania766 Posts
September 28 2013 20:07 GMT
#460
On September 29 2013 04:58 ZAiNs wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 29 2013 04:41 jarod wrote:
I`m still not sure that this is not a troll post :D.
If it is not, what can I say, iNcontrol was always one of the good guys, emblematic figure of esports non-korean scene, and he did an amazing job at EG, i guess even if TLO is one of the best non korean pro gamers, since liquid has taeja and hero dominating the world, liquid won more with this transfer than EG.
On the other hand, beside some really nice things that TLO did, he was the most evil from the actual liquid line-up.
Congratz to all partners..
edit - i just saw it on stream(fragbite).. EG.TLO so it is for real

Romania lol

I`m not even pissed, the bad mentality is on your side, not on my.
So, what show-match is tomorrow?
Maru | Life | herO
lolfail9001
Profile Joined August 2013
Russian Federation40190 Posts
September 28 2013 20:10 GMT
#461
On September 29 2013 05:07 jarod wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 29 2013 04:58 ZAiNs wrote:
On September 29 2013 04:41 jarod wrote:
I`m still not sure that this is not a troll post :D.
If it is not, what can I say, iNcontrol was always one of the good guys, emblematic figure of esports non-korean scene, and he did an amazing job at EG, i guess even if TLO is one of the best non korean pro gamers, since liquid has taeja and hero dominating the world, liquid won more with this transfer than EG.
On the other hand, beside some really nice things that TLO did, he was the most evil from the actual liquid line-up.
Congratz to all partners..
edit - i just saw it on stream(fragbite).. EG.TLO so it is for real

Romania lol

I`m not even pissed, the bad mentality is on your side, not on my.
So, what show-match is tomorrow?

Joke is about Romanians not understanding jokes-pretending-to-be-legit-statements. This one is perfect example of this. Trade may have happened but it won't last longer than 2 weeks AFAIK.
DeMoN pulls off a Miracle and Flies to the Moon
gnatinator
Profile Joined June 2009
Canada169 Posts
September 28 2013 20:11 GMT
#462
Is this a joke, or serious?
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[]Phase[]
Profile Joined September 2010
Belgium927 Posts
September 28 2013 20:19 GMT
#463
thread full of romanians. I'm glad the event is finally happening, been eagerly waiting for this.
DarthBotto
Profile Joined January 2011
United States72 Posts
September 28 2013 20:19 GMT
#464
Can we have the disclaimer that says, "Haha, made you look."
figq
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
12519 Posts
September 28 2013 20:21 GMT
#465
On September 29 2013 05:11 gnatinator wrote:
Is this a joke, or serious?
Check this out, Tier 8.
People have been asking why this didn't follow through for months now. I guess everybody was just way too busy. And the waiting was worth it, they've organized the show so brilliantly. Clap-clap-clap!
If you stand next to my head, you can hear the ocean. - Day[9]
KirA_TheGreaT
Profile Joined April 2011
France204 Posts
September 28 2013 20:26 GMT
#466
This thread is all about comments, glad it's finally done though
dwoobydoo
Profile Joined September 2013
49 Posts
September 28 2013 20:41 GMT
#467
I don't get the joke. Why would anyone joke about this? I thought it was a real trade and the comments from the team owners in a joking manner. I mean, the idea of a trade isn't so absurd, is it?

What a horrible, horrible advertisement or whatever it is.
BBS
Profile Joined September 2008
Germany204 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-09-28 20:44:44
September 28 2013 20:42 GMT
#468
I really hope it only is for the Tier 8 ...
Mzimzim
Profile Joined June 2011
United States221 Posts
September 28 2013 20:44 GMT
#469
On September 29 2013 05:42 BBS wrote:
This is such a fuck up. But yeah, good job, on selling out, TLO. And EG? Why don't you buy a life with your shit money .. -,- Acting like Real Madrid. Makes me want to politely ask you to have intercourse with yourselves - which I will not ask you to do, because it is unpolite.


It's hard to tell if you're serious or not oO
tshi
Profile Joined September 2012
United States2495 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-09-28 20:47:45
September 28 2013 20:46 GMT
#470
On September 29 2013 05:07 jarod wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 29 2013 04:58 ZAiNs wrote:
On September 29 2013 04:41 jarod wrote:
I`m still not sure that this is not a troll post :D.
If it is not, what can I say, iNcontrol was always one of the good guys, emblematic figure of esports non-korean scene, and he did an amazing job at EG, i guess even if TLO is one of the best non korean pro gamers, since liquid has taeja and hero dominating the world, liquid won more with this transfer than EG.
On the other hand, beside some really nice things that TLO did, he was the most evil from the actual liquid line-up.
Congratz to all partners..
edit - i just saw it on stream(fragbite).. EG.TLO so it is for real

Romania lol

I`m not even pissed, the bad mentality is on your side, not on my.
So, what show-match is tomorrow?

Yeah, the usual joke is that Romanians don't understand sarcasm or are socially awkward. An example of something like this happening to someone who is not Romanian would be this:



Here, I'll explain:

JP Asks Incontrol in a sarcastic tone to explain the bunker change because of how trivial the change was -- or at least it FELT that way to the group. The important part is that sarcasm was intended.

Incontrol then begins to explain all these fake reasons and hypotheticals. These are meant to be jokes

Gretorp, who was oblivious to the entire sarcastic tone of the conversation between JP and Incontrol, chimes in and begins to interject logic and reason, which, by themselves are right and rational and all. However, in this case, he went full ROMANIAN. He was not aware of the sarcasm going on and he misinterpreted a situation.

scrub - inexperienced player with relatively little skill and excessive arrogance
oDieN[Siege]
Profile Joined November 2009
United States2905 Posts
September 28 2013 20:47 GMT
#471
Congrats to both players! I'm sure they'll be nice a cozy in their new homes (teams.)
말크 : ^_^~ NeO)GabuAt, vGODieN
ymir233
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
United States8275 Posts
September 28 2013 20:50 GMT
#472
I would love to see a Romanian comedy show.
Come motivate me to be cynical about animus at http://infinityandone.blogspot.com/ // Stork proxy gates are beautiful.
jarod
Profile Joined September 2010
Romania766 Posts
September 28 2013 21:11 GMT
#473
On September 29 2013 05:46 tshi wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 29 2013 05:07 jarod wrote:
On September 29 2013 04:58 ZAiNs wrote:
On September 29 2013 04:41 jarod wrote:
I`m still not sure that this is not a troll post :D.
If it is not, what can I say, iNcontrol was always one of the good guys, emblematic figure of esports non-korean scene, and he did an amazing job at EG, i guess even if TLO is one of the best non korean pro gamers, since liquid has taeja and hero dominating the world, liquid won more with this transfer than EG.
On the other hand, beside some really nice things that TLO did, he was the most evil from the actual liquid line-up.
Congratz to all partners..
edit - i just saw it on stream(fragbite).. EG.TLO so it is for real

Romania lol

I`m not even pissed, the bad mentality is on your side, not on my.
So, what show-match is tomorrow?

Yeah, the usual joke is that Romanians don't understand sarcasm or are socially awkward. An example of something like this happening to someone who is not Romanian would be this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=PE-K-s0sBTM#t=8

Here, I'll explain:

JP Asks Incontrol in a sarcastic tone to explain the bunker change because of how trivial the change was -- or at least it FELT that way to the group. The important part is that sarcasm was intended.

Incontrol then begins to explain all these fake reasons and hypotheticals. These are meant to be jokes

Gretorp, who was oblivious to the entire sarcastic tone of the conversation between JP and Incontrol, chimes in and begins to interject logic and reason, which, by themselves are right and rational and all. However, in this case, he went full ROMANIAN. He was not aware of the sarcasm going on and he misinterpreted a situation.


Well, it can be that you are right, but have you met any Romanian in real life? I thing the part when we are socially awkward not getting sarcasm are not true. It can be that the people in some forums or so which are from ro act like this, for me personally this is the first time i hear that anti-sarcasm and s-awkwardness is associated with Romanians.
But the whole thing was that.. there were tons of replies to the players exchange, and i got the Romanian lol reply from one dude, for the post, " i guess is troll but if it is not then x" i see no "non sarcasm recognition ability or social awkwardness" in my post, and being labeled was somehow strange. Especially because i did not know about the pizza stuff/tier 8.

Somehow i felt that his comment just did not fit as a reply to my post. Anyhow, maybe i just "don`t get it". Going to sleep now. nn
Maru | Life | herO
Rhaegal
Profile Blog Joined July 2013
United States678 Posts
September 28 2013 21:13 GMT
#474
Something about this trade doesn't seem very fair,,,, O_o
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KrazyTrumpet
Profile Joined April 2010
United States2520 Posts
September 28 2013 21:27 GMT
#475
Wow, all this thread taught me is that people really did not care that much about the pizza.gg stuff...clearly. These comments hahaha :D
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Waise
Profile Joined June 2013
3165 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-09-28 21:46:54
September 28 2013 21:46 GMT
#476
eh, i wasn't sure if it was a joke or not because i don't know what the hell pizza.gg is, and even though the facetious nature of the OP didn't elude me, i figured they could have written a satirical article about it even if the trade was real. i just waited to scroll down and read people's replies, and then it was obviously a joke. but i can see how people might not get it, especially non-native speakers

the best part is definitely people trolling by pretending to be trolled
eieio
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
United States14512 Posts
September 28 2013 21:51 GMT
#477
LMAO Incontrol is streaming as Liquid`Incontrol hahahahaha
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dmtran87
Profile Joined September 2011
United States32 Posts
September 28 2013 21:52 GMT
#478
"We'd like to thank them for not leaking the details of this transfer to Slasher." lol
maartendq
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
Belgium3115 Posts
September 28 2013 21:54 GMT
#479
On September 29 2013 06:27 KrazyTrumpet wrote:
Wow, all this thread taught me is that people really did not care that much about the pizza.gg stuff...clearly. These comments hahaha :D

The Pizza.gg stuff was only for US citizens, so everyone not from the US probably didn't really care.
Chytilova
Profile Joined December 2011
United States790 Posts
September 28 2013 22:46 GMT
#480
On September 29 2013 06:11 jarod wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 29 2013 05:46 tshi wrote:
On September 29 2013 05:07 jarod wrote:
On September 29 2013 04:58 ZAiNs wrote:
On September 29 2013 04:41 jarod wrote:
I`m still not sure that this is not a troll post :D.
If it is not, what can I say, iNcontrol was always one of the good guys, emblematic figure of esports non-korean scene, and he did an amazing job at EG, i guess even if TLO is one of the best non korean pro gamers, since liquid has taeja and hero dominating the world, liquid won more with this transfer than EG.
On the other hand, beside some really nice things that TLO did, he was the most evil from the actual liquid line-up.
Congratz to all partners..
edit - i just saw it on stream(fragbite).. EG.TLO so it is for real

Romania lol

I`m not even pissed, the bad mentality is on your side, not on my.
So, what show-match is tomorrow?

Yeah, the usual joke is that Romanians don't understand sarcasm or are socially awkward. An example of something like this happening to someone who is not Romanian would be this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=PE-K-s0sBTM#t=8

Here, I'll explain:

JP Asks Incontrol in a sarcastic tone to explain the bunker change because of how trivial the change was -- or at least it FELT that way to the group. The important part is that sarcasm was intended.

Incontrol then begins to explain all these fake reasons and hypotheticals. These are meant to be jokes

Gretorp, who was oblivious to the entire sarcastic tone of the conversation between JP and Incontrol, chimes in and begins to interject logic and reason, which, by themselves are right and rational and all. However, in this case, he went full ROMANIAN. He was not aware of the sarcasm going on and he misinterpreted a situation.


Well, it can be that you are right, but have you met any Romanian in real life? I thing the part when we are socially awkward not getting sarcasm are not true. It can be that the people in some forums or so which are from ro act like this, for me personally this is the first time i hear that anti-sarcasm and s-awkwardness is associated with Romanians.
But the whole thing was that.. there were tons of replies to the players exchange, and i got the Romanian lol reply from one dude, for the post, " i guess is troll but if it is not then x" i see no "non sarcasm recognition ability or social awkwardness" in my post, and being labeled was somehow strange. Especially because i did not know about the pizza stuff/tier 8.

Somehow i felt that his comment just did not fit as a reply to my post. Anyhow, maybe i just "don`t get it". Going to sleep now. nn


That's not how this works. Jeez get with it. Silly Romanian...
Morrisson
Profile Joined May 2011
289 Posts
September 28 2013 23:02 GMT
#481
Lots of cringe in this thread :p
ftm
Profile Joined August 2013
Australia47 Posts
September 28 2013 23:17 GMT
#482
pizza pls
"Hell...ain't a man of 'em could catch you on a vulture Jimmy"
KrazyTrumpet
Profile Joined April 2010
United States2520 Posts
September 28 2013 23:26 GMT
#483
On September 29 2013 06:54 maartendq wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 29 2013 06:27 KrazyTrumpet wrote:
Wow, all this thread taught me is that people really did not care that much about the pizza.gg stuff...clearly. These comments hahaha :D

The Pizza.gg stuff was only for US citizens, so everyone not from the US probably didn't really care.


The showmatch thing was for everyone
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DarkPlasmaBall
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States45078 Posts
September 28 2013 23:51 GMT
#484
Hilarious stuff If iNcontroL actually left EG, I'd have no more reasons to favor them over SKT lol.
"There is nothing more satisfying than looking at a crowd of people and helping them get what I love." ~Day[9] Daily #100
SebaZ
Profile Joined April 2010
Italy223 Posts
September 29 2013 00:57 GMT
#485
I wonder if the people that wonder if this is serious or not actually read the article.
Come on guys
CatNzHat
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
United States1599 Posts
September 29 2013 00:57 GMT
#486
Most entertaining press release I've read in forever!
Keep up the great work, and gogo iNcontrol!
bypLy
Profile Joined June 2013
757 Posts
September 29 2013 01:08 GMT
#487
holy crap
j1nzo
Profile Joined February 2012
Germany367 Posts
September 29 2013 01:23 GMT
#488
i read through the latest comments and it really seems like ppl believe this...
at this rate, i can't wait for april 1st...
♞ rest in peace Madiba ♞
Kinky
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
United States4126 Posts
September 29 2013 04:59 GMT
#489
Favorite joke was the one about EG starting their foreign team :D
theBALLS
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
Singapore2935 Posts
September 29 2013 05:04 GMT
#490
Diz is horrible

EG stop stealing

I quit TL now
If you lose the stick, you'll always have theBALLS.
Nirel
Profile Joined September 2011
Israel1526 Posts
September 29 2013 06:06 GMT
#491
OMG so awesome!
tredogz
Profile Joined April 2011
Canada170 Posts
September 29 2013 06:26 GMT
#492
It is APRIL 1st??? and I just dont know.
t to the redogz, tredogz
TheBloodyDwarf
Profile Blog Joined March 2012
Finland7524 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-09-29 07:31:42
September 29 2013 07:31 GMT
#493
Im still thinking how Alex let Dario have that nick?
Does EGTLO make sense? Evil GeniusesTeamLiquidOne

Dario must change his nick to EGO, Evil GeniusesOne
Fusilero: "I still can't believe he did that, like dude what the fuck there's fandom and then there's what he did like holy shit. I still see it when I close my eyes." <- reaction to the original drunk santa post which later caught on
MooMooMugi
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
United States10531 Posts
September 29 2013 07:41 GMT
#494
Is this a troll or serious? I still cant tell
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zmsFlood
Profile Joined April 2013
Finland169 Posts
September 29 2013 08:06 GMT
#495
Oh my god i lol'd at several points of that article. Nazgul, Garfield, iNcontroL and TLO all funny as hell. GG guys, can't wait for the showmatch
twitter.com/laurifalck | I don't want to get you drunk, but, ah, that's a very fine Chardonnay you're not drinking. | TLO!
Coolhwip
Profile Joined March 2011
Sweden1381 Posts
September 29 2013 08:29 GMT
#496
Cant argue with money.
crack
Cyroch
Profile Blog Joined August 2013
Germany45 Posts
September 29 2013 08:40 GMT
#497
Particularly Nice how they played it out, with TLO actually playing with EG Logo in yesterdays Fragbite.
The point of quotations is that one can use another's words to be insulting.
dwoobydoo
Profile Joined September 2013
49 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-09-29 09:58:37
September 29 2013 09:58 GMT
#498
How can you call people stupid for believing something that is officially presented and that is a very reasonable thing? You are the true idiots.
Saechiis
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Netherlands4989 Posts
September 29 2013 11:20 GMT
#499
TrolonTLO.inc
I think esports is pretty nice.
Chewie
Profile Joined May 2010
Denmark708 Posts
September 29 2013 11:57 GMT
#500
Da..... FUCK?!

I laughed.
Scio
Profile Joined July 2010
Germany522 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-09-29 12:54:48
September 29 2013 12:47 GMT
#501
On September 29 2013 16:31 TheBloodyDwarf wrote:
Im still thinking how Alex let Dario have that nick?
Does EGTLO make sense? Evil GeniusesTeamLiquidOne

Dario must change his nick to EGO, Evil GeniusesOne


After reading the comments i lost a lot of faith in the average TLers intelligence. So if you are just trolling then you got me but let me ask you this....

what does TLO stand for? With 800+ posts it would be pretty sad if you actually thought it means "TeamLiquidOne"....
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JP Dayne
Profile Joined June 2013
538 Posts
September 29 2013 12:47 GMT
#502
lol some people got officially mad for not getting the joke
holy fuck
dcemuser
Profile Joined August 2010
United States3248 Posts
September 29 2013 13:06 GMT
#503
On September 29 2013 16:41 MooMooMugi wrote:
Is this a troll or serious? I still cant tell

This should have given it away if nothing else did:
Team Liquid? Is that a swimming team? I didn't know you were a swimmer! It's not? Well, what is it? It's complicated? Does it have to do with horse racing? No? Why is their logo a horse? What did you say it was again?
DarkPlasmaBall
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States45078 Posts
September 29 2013 13:09 GMT
#504
I think the only way this could become more obvious is if a new thread, Presenting Liquid`Machine and EGTaeja!, were created.
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thekaas
Profile Joined July 2011
Denmark235 Posts
September 29 2013 13:15 GMT
#505
Poe's law is strong in this thread.
My liquibets are slightly better than flipping a coin
[]Phase[]
Profile Joined September 2010
Belgium927 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-09-29 13:20:55
September 29 2013 13:20 GMT
#506
This thread reminds me of that video QXC and some other guy made, which 'proved' QXC was a hacker. There were a ton of confused and butthurt people back then aswell.
AlternativeEgo
Profile Joined August 2011
Sweden17309 Posts
September 29 2013 13:27 GMT
#507
On September 29 2013 22:20 []Phase[] wrote:
This thread reminds me of that video QXC and some other guy made, which 'proved' QXC was a hacker. There were a ton of confused and butthurt people back then aswell.


That's because some people does not seem to be able to get past the title. Then we have those who do but cannot put the two-piece-puzzle together. It's ok.
Mark Munoz looks like Gretorp
Zealously
Profile Blog Joined October 2011
East Gorteau22261 Posts
September 29 2013 13:33 GMT
#508
On September 29 2013 18:58 dwoobydoo wrote:
How can you call people stupid for believing something that is officially presented and that is a very reasonable thing? You are the true idiots.


I agree, the OP has a very serious vibe to it
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sweetbabyjesus
Profile Joined September 2010
Denmark168 Posts
September 29 2013 14:00 GMT
#509
On September 29 2013 18:58 dwoobydoo wrote:
How can you call people stupid for believing something that is officially presented and that is a very reasonable thing? You are the true idiots.


Because no one reads the dang article. Especially the pieces by TLO and iNcontroL. They are literally shitting all over the teams they are "joining".
Crabs
cLAN.Anax
Profile Blog Joined July 2012
United States2847 Posts
September 29 2013 14:02 GMT
#510
I thought this was all a joke, then saw the pizza icon and realized my misunderstanding. X-D Nicely done, lol!
┬─┬___(ツ)_/¯ 彡┻━┻ I am the 4%. "I cant believe i saw ANAL backwards before i saw the word LAN." - Capped
tadL
Profile Joined September 2010
Croatia679 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-09-29 14:23:02
September 29 2013 14:21 GMT
#511
Gratz to both. I understand why EG wants TLO and what TLO will do for EG but what will Incontrol do for TL? I would understand it if they give HUK back to TL but Incontrol? Anyway we will see
oneill12
Profile Joined February 2012
Romania1222 Posts
September 29 2013 14:43 GMT
#512
omg
NKB
Profile Joined February 2012
United Kingdom608 Posts
September 29 2013 14:44 GMT
#513
Support this very much
Some times you just gotta wish...
Zerste
Profile Joined September 2010
United States112 Posts
September 29 2013 15:05 GMT
#514
26 pages of butthurt because people still don't know how to read.
Darkhorse
Profile Blog Joined December 2011
United States23455 Posts
September 29 2013 15:22 GMT
#515
On September 29 2013 16:31 TheBloodyDwarf wrote:
Im still thinking how Alex let Dario have that nick?
Does EGTLO make sense? Evil GeniusesTeamLiquidOne

Dario must change his nick to EGO, Evil GeniusesOne

You win
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ApBuLLet
Profile Joined September 2010
United States604 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-09-29 15:38:47
September 29 2013 15:37 GMT
#516
On September 29 2013 16:31 TheBloodyDwarf wrote:
Im still thinking how Alex let Dario have that nick?
Does EGTLO make sense? Evil GeniusesTeamLiquidOne

Dario must change his nick to EGO, Evil GeniusesOne


TLO stands for TheLittleOne, not TeamLiquidOne

Make more sense now?

EDIT: You may be kidding but with the amount of people taking this thread serious I can't tell anymore lol
Cassalina
Profile Blog Joined January 2012
United States65 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-09-29 15:43:22
September 29 2013 15:41 GMT
#517
EDIT: wow i actually believed the thread,

i thought it was a cool trade and then i realized it's some joke i just don't get.

wow i've been out of the scene way too long lol
"advance solidly, fight solidly"
Godwrath
Profile Joined August 2012
Spain10132 Posts
September 29 2013 15:48 GMT
#518
On September 29 2013 22:33 Zealously wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 29 2013 18:58 dwoobydoo wrote:
How can you call people stupid for believing something that is officially presented and that is a very reasonable thing? You are the true idiots.


I agree, the OP has a very serious vibe to it

The photographer made a top notch work, just to begin with.
Hushfield
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Belgium80 Posts
September 29 2013 15:55 GMT
#519
Sick article, the write-up and comments by all parties involved are hilarious. Feel the burn.
Diderick
Profile Joined November 2010
Netherlands298 Posts
September 29 2013 16:02 GMT
#520
On September 30 2013 00:37 ApBuLLet wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 29 2013 16:31 TheBloodyDwarf wrote:
Im still thinking how Alex let Dario have that nick?
Does EGTLO make sense? Evil GeniusesTeamLiquidOne

Dario must change his nick to EGO, Evil GeniusesOne


TLO stands for TheLittleOne, not TeamLiquidOne

Make more sense now?

EDIT: You may be kidding but with the amount of people taking this thread serious I can't tell anymore lol


How can people think he is not trolling when he changes it into EGO. This is just as obvious of a troll as the OP.
Zealously
Profile Blog Joined October 2011
East Gorteau22261 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-09-29 16:13:33
September 29 2013 16:13 GMT
#521
How anyone can believe this is serious after reading the OP (assuming people actually do that) is beyond me. There were more shots fired in the OP than in the entirety of WW2
AdministratorBreak the chains
DarkPlasmaBall
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States45078 Posts
September 29 2013 16:15 GMT
#522
On September 30 2013 01:13 Zealously wrote:
How anyone can believe this is serious after reading the OP (assuming people actually do that) is beyond me. There were more shots fired in the OP than in the entirety of WW2


And every shot (of the former, not the latter) were absolutely hilarious. Really well done OP.

The people who thought the OP was real should be temp banned, either for not reading the OP, or because they clearly need time to research- in depth- sarcasm, jokes, and a little bit about teams EG and TL.
"There is nothing more satisfying than looking at a crowd of people and helping them get what I love." ~Day[9] Daily #100
ETisME
Profile Blog Joined April 2011
12538 Posts
September 29 2013 16:18 GMT
#523
On September 30 2013 01:15 DarkPlasmaBall wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 30 2013 01:13 Zealously wrote:
How anyone can believe this is serious after reading the OP (assuming people actually do that) is beyond me. There were more shots fired in the OP than in the entirety of WW2


And every shot (of the former, not the latter) were absolutely hilarious. Really well done OP.

The people who thought the OP was real should be temp banned, either for not reading the OP, or because they clearly need time to research- in depth- sarcasm, jokes, and a little bit about teams EG and TL.

esport is serious business yo
其疾如风,其徐如林,侵掠如火,不动如山,难知如阴,动如雷震。
andilaama
Profile Joined December 2012
Finland192 Posts
September 29 2013 16:19 GMT
#524
Is there going to be an LR thread for the showmatch?
Heartland is an "Expert" "Expert".
WigglingSquid
Profile Joined August 2011
5194 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-09-29 16:55:35
September 29 2013 16:28 GMT
#525
On September 30 2013 01:19 andilaama wrote:
Is there going to be an LR thread for the showmatch?

I assume so, but due to late announcement and exceptional nature, there is no LR resource. Someone has to actually write an OP from scratch.

Edit: allright, I'm throwing something together.
Musicus
Profile Joined August 2011
Germany23576 Posts
September 29 2013 16:56 GMT
#526
On September 30 2013 01:28 WigglingSquid wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 30 2013 01:19 andilaama wrote:
Is there going to be an LR thread for the showmatch?

I assume so, but due to late announcement and exceptional nature, there is no LR resource. Someone has to actually write an OP from scratch.

Edit: allright, I'm throwing something together.


Novemberstorm just posted a thread!
Maru and Serral are probably top 5.
Aveng3r
Profile Joined February 2012
United States2411 Posts
September 29 2013 17:18 GMT
#527
HAHAHAHAAHHA the stream listing actually was changed trolololol
I carve marble busts of assassinated world leaders - PM for a quote
Godwrath
Profile Joined August 2012
Spain10132 Posts
September 29 2013 17:38 GMT
#528
On September 30 2013 01:15 DarkPlasmaBall wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 30 2013 01:13 Zealously wrote:
How anyone can believe this is serious after reading the OP (assuming people actually do that) is beyond me. There were more shots fired in the OP than in the entirety of WW2

The people who thought the OP was real should be temp banned, either for not reading the OP, or because they clearly need time to research- in depth- sarcasm, jokes, and a little bit about teams EG and TL.

That's racist.
Qwyn
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
United States2779 Posts
September 29 2013 18:44 GMT
#529
Stephano ^^.
"Think of the hysteria following the realization that they consciously consume babies and raise the dead people from their graves" - N0
tomastaz
Profile Joined January 2013
United States976 Posts
September 29 2013 19:14 GMT
#530
This is pretty awesome so far.
No church in the wild --- @tzhang0126
xXFireandIceXx
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
Canada4296 Posts
September 29 2013 19:45 GMT
#531
Link guys..?
Aveng3r
Profile Joined February 2012
United States2411 Posts
September 29 2013 19:47 GMT
#532
On September 30 2013 01:15 DarkPlasmaBall wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 30 2013 01:13 Zealously wrote:
How anyone can believe this is serious after reading the OP (assuming people actually do that) is beyond me. There were more shots fired in the OP than in the entirety of WW2


And every shot (of the former, not the latter) were absolutely hilarious. Really well done OP.

The people who thought the OP was real should be temp banned, either for not reading the OP, or because they clearly need time to research- in depth- sarcasm, jokes, and a little bit about teams EG and TL.

yeah good idea, lets make an issue out of a lighthearted and funny joke!!
I carve marble busts of assassinated world leaders - PM for a quote
Waise
Profile Joined June 2013
3165 Posts
September 29 2013 20:00 GMT
#533
On September 30 2013 01:13 Zealously wrote:
How anyone can believe this is serious after reading the OP (assuming people actually do that) is beyond me. There were more shots fired in the OP than in the entirety of WW2

because it's only marginally less believable that they would write a sarcastic article about a real thing than about a fake thing?

i will agree with you on anyone who read through the thread, checked the front page, etc. and still couldn't figure it out after a few minutes but not being sure if it was real on initial reading isn't stupid or naive... the sarcasm and satire don't automatically make it fake
phipsL
Profile Joined November 2012
Germany189 Posts
September 29 2013 20:03 GMT
#534
On September 30 2013 02:18 Aveng3r wrote:
HAHAHAHAAHHA the stream listing actually was changed trolololol


they also changed the teams incontrol and TLO are on Liquipedia :D
I'm a f*cking walking paradox.
Aveng3r
Profile Joined February 2012
United States2411 Posts
September 29 2013 20:24 GMT
#535
On September 30 2013 05:03 phipsL wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 30 2013 02:18 Aveng3r wrote:
HAHAHAHAAHHA the stream listing actually was changed trolololol


they also changed the teams incontrol and TLO are on Liquipedia :D

maybe this trade actually went through and the joke is on us
I carve marble busts of assassinated world leaders - PM for a quote
Ryzel
Profile Joined December 2012
United States537 Posts
September 29 2013 20:24 GMT
#536
What if all the people who posted being outraged about the trade are actually trolling the rest of us? Meta-trololol
Hakuna Matata B*tches
darkmighty
Profile Joined March 2011
Brazil48 Posts
September 29 2013 21:12 GMT
#537
Pure gold.
The only winning move is to never accept defeat.
JacobShock
Profile Blog Joined April 2012
Denmark2485 Posts
September 29 2013 21:29 GMT
#538
On September 30 2013 05:24 Ryzel wrote:
What if all the people who posted being outraged about the trade are actually trolling the rest of us? Meta-trololol


A lot of them are, I believe.
"Right on" - Morrow
SuperHofmann
Profile Joined September 2013
Italy1741 Posts
September 29 2013 21:31 GMT
#539
Can sameone upload EG vs TL vod?
Vasacast always in my <3
Account252508
Profile Joined February 2012
3454 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-09-29 21:33:08
September 29 2013 21:32 GMT
#540
--- Nuked ---
Godwrath
Profile Joined August 2012
Spain10132 Posts
September 29 2013 21:49 GMT
#541
On September 30 2013 06:32 monkybone wrote:
Is all the EG.TLO talk just part of this joke? liquipedia says on TL tlo is on EG, but the EG page on doesnt list TLO on their roster

No jokes here, they are just slow at updating their website.
TheRealArtemis
Profile Joined October 2011
687 Posts
September 29 2013 21:54 GMT
#542
Geoff's ranting on Huk was hilarious.
religion is like a prison for the seekers of wisdom
MrMedic
Profile Joined November 2010
Canada452 Posts
September 29 2013 21:56 GMT
#543
This was really funny. I am glad I was able to watch it.
Account252508
Profile Joined February 2012
3454 Posts
September 29 2013 22:04 GMT
#544
--- Nuked ---
AlternativeEgo
Profile Joined August 2011
Sweden17309 Posts
September 29 2013 22:06 GMT
#545
On September 30 2013 07:04 monkybone wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 30 2013 06:49 Godwrath wrote:
On September 30 2013 06:32 monkybone wrote:
Is all the EG.TLO talk just part of this joke? liquipedia says on TL tlo is on EG, but the EG page on doesnt list TLO on their roster

No jokes here, they are just slow at updating their website.


is this serious?
The OP is such a TL;DR


Dead serious
Mark Munoz looks like Gretorp
Gann1
Profile Joined July 2009
United States1575 Posts
September 29 2013 22:06 GMT
#546
this is fucking hilarious. kudos to nazgul for making it seem believable at first, and not giving it away until the end of his little blurb
I drop suckas like Plinko
Account252508
Profile Joined February 2012
3454 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-09-29 22:08:09
September 29 2013 22:06 GMT
#547
--- Nuked ---
DarthBotto
Profile Joined January 2011
United States72 Posts
September 29 2013 22:24 GMT
#548
On September 30 2013 06:32 monkybone wrote:
Is all the EG.TLO talk just part of this joke? liquipedia says on TL tlo is on EG, but the EG page on doesnt list TLO on their roster

I was the person who initially made the update, but after actually reading the thread thoroughly, I concluded that I had done something retarded and reverted all my edits and put on a helmet to mourn my temporary stupidity.
Hryul
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
Austria2609 Posts
September 29 2013 22:38 GMT
#549
On September 30 2013 07:24 DarthBotto wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 30 2013 06:32 monkybone wrote:
Is all the EG.TLO talk just part of this joke? liquipedia says on TL tlo is on EG, but the EG page on doesnt list TLO on their roster

I was the person who initially made the update, but after actually reading the thread thoroughly, I concluded that I had done something retarded and reverted all my edits and put on a helmet to mourn my temporary stupidity.

I'm disappointed in their lack of sincerity. They should have edited all the LP stuff too. Hot Bid lvl of trolling!
Countdown to victory: 1 200!
scrubtastic
Profile Joined May 2009
1166 Posts
September 29 2013 23:10 GMT
#550
This was pretty funny.

Comments (especially the angry ones) and twitter updates make it even funnier.

Good stuff EG/TL
ZaMa
Profile Joined August 2013
United States38 Posts
September 30 2013 00:35 GMT
#551
Thought this was a troll when I first read it ;-;
MrSexington
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
United States1768 Posts
September 30 2013 00:42 GMT
#552
On September 30 2013 09:35 ZaMa wrote:
Thought this was a troll when I first read it ;-;


Most people did.

The way it was written it is hard to tell where the sarcasm ends and the legit announcement begins.
itkovian
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States1763 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-09-30 02:11:22
September 30 2013 02:10 GMT
#553
Got a kick out of incontrol's statement
=)=
Iberville
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Canada207 Posts
September 30 2013 02:27 GMT
#554
I'm convinced.
I promise not to make a tasteless joke.
Yarbleck
Profile Joined June 2010
France233 Posts
September 30 2013 09:12 GMT
#555
LMAO hahaha the taunt/trashtalk in here is way too funny :3
Ez katka
dirtydurb82
Profile Joined December 2012
United States178 Posts
September 30 2013 15:51 GMT
#556
This was the funniest "fake news" I've read in years. I was ROFLing and LOLing the whole time. Nice!
"The only way to grow E-Sports is to tell the truth." -Richard Lewis
HornyHerring
Profile Joined March 2011
Papua New Guinea1059 Posts
September 30 2013 15:53 GMT
#557
It's not fake news, it's just the part of this pizza with papa john's event or something and it's temporary.
oh, hai
Nvar
Profile Joined May 2011
Denmark150 Posts
September 30 2013 16:54 GMT
#558
"Tier 8 - iNcontroL and TLO will switch teams for a week and act as head coaches in an EG vs. Liquid off-race showmatch"
Bro's before ho's
MidnightZL
Profile Joined August 2012
Sweden203 Posts
September 30 2013 18:07 GMT
#559
I can only take this as a bad joke tbh, few sentences made me angry "The last few months have been quiet, drama free ones in the Sc2 scene. In fact, it just doesn't feel like Starcraft anymore." and then "I prefer the laid back pre-retirement feel of TL where players go to disappear and allow the Koreans to do the work for us. Now that I'm on Liquid, I don't have to work at remembering the long list of sponsors! " WTF!? Would be better to post this on 1st April!
- I'm fairly certain YOLO is just Carpe Diem for stupid people - Jack Black
BigFan
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
TLADT24920 Posts
September 30 2013 21:57 GMT
#560
On October 01 2013 03:07 MidnightZL wrote:
I can only take this as a bad joke tbh, few sentences made me angry "The last few months have been quiet, drama free ones in the Sc2 scene. In fact, it just doesn't feel like Starcraft anymore." and then "I prefer the laid back pre-retirement feel of TL where players go to disappear and allow the Koreans to do the work for us. Now that I'm on Liquid, I don't have to work at remembering the long list of sponsors! " WTF!? Would be better to post this on 1st April!

From post above yours:
On October 01 2013 01:54 Nvar wrote:
"Tier 8 - iNcontroL and TLO will switch teams for a week and act as head coaches in an EG vs. Liquid off-race showmatch"


On the contrary, I thought their writing was very creative and loved it. rofl at some of Alex's comment about talk shows and slasher. Same with Nazgul's comments about incontrol coming to team that has won tourneys lol. So much good stuff in this! I say: delivered ! :D
Former BW EiC"Watch Bakemonogatari or I will kill you." -Toad, April 18th, 2017
iDope
Profile Joined October 2010
Saudi Arabia223 Posts
October 01 2013 20:15 GMT
#561
Meh.. to be honest, and I am being entirely honest here, I absolutely did not enjoy the inControl and TLO switch charade. The showmatch itself was fun but honestly the whole switcheroo thing was NOT FUN (at least not for me).

StarStruck
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
25339 Posts
October 01 2013 20:26 GMT
#562
On October 01 2013 00:51 dirtydurb82 wrote:
This was the funniest "fake news" I've read in years. I was ROFLing and LOLing the whole time. Nice!


Did no one pay attention to the pizza promotion at all or did all you guys forget about it?
WolfintheSheep
Profile Joined June 2011
Canada14127 Posts
October 01 2013 20:28 GMT
#563
On October 02 2013 05:26 StarStruck wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 01 2013 00:51 dirtydurb82 wrote:
This was the funniest "fake news" I've read in years. I was ROFLing and LOLing the whole time. Nice!


Did no one pay attention to the pizza promotion at all or did all you guys forget about it?

Forget the pizza promotion. Did no one bother to question why there was a giant slice of pizza at the bottom of this announcement?
Average means I'm better than half of you.
maw-maw
Profile Joined August 2011
Poland40 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-10-01 22:07:58
October 01 2013 22:06 GMT
#564
so this whole thing was about papa johns? if i didnt hear richard lewis on unfiltered about this i'd never realise. totally forgot about this.

when i read about this event i went to like papa johns facebook as it is the only thing i could do in my region to support my favorite na teams. i read some comments on their facebook and they were not good but i just shrugged and hoped that nothing bad would happen this time.

im dissapointed and unlinking them. again, the one thing, but an effective one, that we all can do to express how we feel about this.
now you're a mayun
Vertitto
Profile Joined January 2012
Poland750 Posts
October 01 2013 23:58 GMT
#565
is it me or incontrol's ID - LiquidiNcontroL looks like Liquidin Control, sounds like a medicine for diarrhea or something
FISH MAKE BLUB BLUB
Gowa
Profile Joined October 2010
France133 Posts
October 02 2013 00:08 GMT
#566
we have the weirdest comments in this thread
schaf
Profile Joined August 2010
Germany1326 Posts
October 10 2013 04:10 GMT
#567
OK so I just found out it was a joke. . . . . .
lost my words, meh. I don't think it was funny.
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HeeroFX
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
United States2704 Posts
October 10 2013 04:13 GMT
#568
On October 10 2013 13:10 schaf wrote:
OK so I just found out it was a joke. . . . . .
lost my words, meh. I don't think it was funny.



lol I thought it was. I couldn't believe it at first because incontrol and TLO are faces of there teams so I was like no way. Kinda glad it was a joke lol
AirbladeOrange
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
United States2573 Posts
October 10 2013 04:13 GMT
#569
On October 02 2013 08:58 Vertitto wrote:
is it me or incontrol's ID - LiquidiNcontroL looks like Liquidin Control, sounds like a medicine for diarrhea or something


Hahahaha

I think LiquidiNcontrol is a great name with or without its diarrhea connotations.
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