Artosis going to be a Father - Page 44

On November 05 2011 01:44 AsmodeusXI wrote:
In those days Praetor Artanis issued a decree that a census should be taken of the entire Starcraft world, And everyone went to their own Nexus to register.

So Artosis also went up from the town of Seoul in Korea to Rhode Island, to Providence the town of Sunshine, because he belonged to the house and line of ESports. He went there to register with ArtosisGF, who was famous on Reddit and was expecting a child. While they were there, the time came for the baby to be warped in, and she gave birth to her firstborn, a bonjwa. She wrapped the sick nerd baller in cloths and placed him in a barracks, because all the Gateways were unpowered.

And there were casters living out in the fields nearby, keeping watch over their Youtube subscribers at night.
A Tasteless of the Lord Browder appeared to them, and the glory of the Browder shone around them, and they flipped tables. But the Tasteless said to them, "Here's the thing... I bring you good news that will not kill ESports. Today in the town of ESports a Bonjwa has been born to you, and the Bonjwa will be 1# GM on all the servers, the Lord. This will be a sign to you: You will find the baby wrapped in cloths and spamming his APM in a barracks."

Suddenly, a great company of zealots appeared with the Tasteless, praising Browder and saying,

"Glory to Browder in highest Blizzard, and on Battle.net peace and goodwill to all."

When the zealots had left them and returned to Blizzard HQ, the casters said to one another, "Let's go to Providence and see this thing that has happened, which the Browder has told us about."

So they hurried off and found Artosis and ArtosisGF, and the bonjwa, who was lying in the barracks. When they had seen him, they spread the word concerning what had been told them about this child, and all who heard it were amazed at what the casters said to them. But Artosis treasured all these things and pondered them in his heart (when he wasn't getting more ahead). The casters returned, glorifying and praising Browser for all the things they had heard and seen, which were just as they had been told.

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