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I think I've actually managed to make the song worse, which is a feat in itself. Oh well, enjoy the fruits of boredom.
5 o'clock spawn, in Jungle Basin
Gonna go rush, gotta be prepared
Gotta build probes, gotta mine minerals
Chrono-in' everything, the time is goin'
Tickin' on and on, Yes I'm rushin'
Gotta get down, to his natural.
Gotta scout his base, I see a terran.
4 Rines at the front ramp
Workers at the Back Door
Gotta make my mind up
Where should I attack his Base?
It's a 4gate, 4gate
Crushing nerds with my 4gate
A-Move up the ramp, yeah you should be frightened, frightened.
4gate, 4gate
Another nerd crushed with my 4gate
This build got me all the way to Diamond.
Forcefield Here, Forcefield There!
Forcefield Her, Forcefield There!
"F" "F" "F" "F"
Good luck trying to defend.
6 minutes in, Snipin' all his Rax's
Warpin' in so fast, look at all his d00ds die
1a, 1a, I've won, hooray
You know what that means
I owned this, don't talk shit
Check out my APM, in the replay
I got this, you suck, got it?
Now you know it
First I build my first gate, first gate.
Then I build my second gate, second gate.
"E" "B" "G" and "Z E" Now that's "GG"
My death ball's incoming today.
So then I build the third gate,
my fourth gate, comes afterwards.
AND LAWL UP THE LADDER I ASCEND
1 A, Incoming Attack
So pushin' at the front ramp (At the front ramp)
At the Back Door (Back Door)
I’m ballin', bruisin' (Yeah, yeah)
Mass Pain, Droppin' Mains.
Wit’ some G-Shields on'a side (Woo!)
(C’mon) Passin’ by is a floating factory
But this noob's got nothing else to see
Just my style, it’s 4gate, it’s beastin'
We gonna have fun, c’mon, c’mon, y’all!
Forcefield Here, Forcefield There!
Forcefield Here, Forcefield There!
"F" "F" "F" "F"
Good luck trying to defend.
It's a 4gate, 4gate
Crushing nerds with my 4gate
A-Move up the ramp, yeah you should be frightened, frightened.
4gate, 4gate
Another nerd crushed with my 4gate
This build got me all the way to Diamond.
EDIT: So yeah, syllables don't match up beat for beat, you have to squint your perceptions a little (Speed up, slow down) Hopefully I'll be able to illustrate my intentions when I record.
I also invite you to come up with your own raps.
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On March 20 2011 15:06 Dubzex wrote:
Oh.
My.
God.
Says it all.
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I came in here expecting a music video.
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Someone record this... please it would make my life
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This viral shit by that human is really going out of hand...
But good job in parodying the song into a SC2 theme.
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Record it for great justice!
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wow thats great, record it!
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Please make this happen, it's brilliant.
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On March 20 2011 15:12 KezseN wrote:
This viral shit by that human is really going out of hand...
But good job in parodying the song into a SC2 theme.
Human?
Sir, I have doubts that voice belongs to any known species.
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Most variations of the four warpgate rush do not involve very many sentries.
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lol. Someone make a video please!
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On March 20 2011 15:28 Wolf wrote:
Most variations of the four warpgate rush do not involve very many sentries.
He understands the most important thing about a four warpgate rush though. His second gate comes after his first, he makes a third and then a fourth afterwards. He's good to go.
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100x better than the original. It is pathetic that so much attention, money, and fame can be given to a person that embodies the shit that is american popular culture.
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I admit, I laughed.  Nice one with the lyrics
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I think you just divided by 0
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Woooooooooow so so so sick.
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On March 20 2011 15:38 Stiver wrote:
I think you just divided by 0
ERROR, ERROR!! CANNOT COMPUTE! SELF-DESTRUCT SEQUENCE INITIATED!
Someone's gotta take one for the team and sing this, pronto.
EDIT: In refreshing myself with the divide by zero error, I found this gem
http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Divide_by_zero
-You can make the Fs in the chorus FUs, unless the F is just a placeholder for the f word.
-forcefield here, forcefield there would flow better than with the 'and' (lol, it changes halfway through)
-'where should I hit his base' might flow better than attack his base
-Another nerd crushed by 4gate would flow better
Hopefully this is helpful. Back to my weed paper.
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On March 20 2011 15:28 Wolf wrote:
Most variations of the four warpgate rush do not involve very many sentries.
MC does sentry-heavy 4gates, as we saw recently, and we all know that Rebecca Black is just MC's alter ego.
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