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Canada13412 Posts
Ive got one its a nice little chat where the guy contradicts himself
Backstory, I play against him on Shattered Temple PvT
He goes CC first and I scout it put pressure and get another scout later with my obs where I see 2 starports, him adding a third and I also get to see a fusion core, all off 2 base to start. I expand to my 3rd very quickly while making pheonix, then void ray then carrier off 3 starports, taking my 4th as he takes his third
here is the post game chat
You: just to be fair i completely scouted your base for the 2 base battle cruiser thing so i just made stuff to counter it no need to be so mean
Derpasarus has reconnected.
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Derpasarus: no i know
i saw your stargates
but
i figured hey i have more shit
nope doesnt matter
protoss units are better
period
You: i had 4 bases up
Derpasarus: so did i
protoss just makes better units
all the time
everry game
if you dont killa protoss in the first 10 mins
its game over
unless you simply out play them
which i dont have the capacity to do
cause i dont dedicate myself to thsi game like a korean
You: but outplaying someone is always how you win
Derpasarus: yes
you didnt out play me
you didnt micro you're shit better
you didnt macro better
you're units were better
which is not out playing me
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On February 09 2012 01:06 MelodyBW wrote:This guy said gg, apologized for late gg and you think it's BM? wtf son
It was more confusing than BM haha. Here is a better example.
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Don't have a screenshot, but this guy I played today actually had a good line.
Him:
"Oh yeah its the weekend all the kids are out of school."
"Thats why theres so many protoss today."
Me:
"lol"
"glhf"
Him:
"no"
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On February 12 2012 01:16 w00kies wrote:DarKFoRcE posted this on the Webside sc2pro.de, a Blog of the German Pro players: http://www.sc2pro.de/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/Clipboard01.jpghttp://www.sc2pro.de/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/Clipboard02.jpgMy free Translation: DoTTeRSack: You are so awesome Could you please send me a replay of a Macro game of you? Would be extremly Epic DarKFoRcE: No Bye [then DarKFoRcE played a custom game against HasuObs] DoTTerSack: -.- Fuck you and don't forget to BUILD a fat OVERLORD!!! Buttface ... so and no without swearwordfilter you sucker you are so shitty You should go look for a Girlfriend or more a Boyfriend in your Case -.- Du you think you are something better just because you don't have a life? Didn't your mother breastfeed you or why are you acting so disabled? your Word has the same worth as the groaning of a nude even Kerrigan looks better than you, you monstrosity you are so riddiculous [in a negative way] I'm not wondering that every Caster makes fun of you actually you are such a ugly child your spire is also very tiny, isn't it? Homergay [he is talking about the German Caster Homerj] has also a very small one,so he doesn't have to attach blame When there wouldn't be Starcraft you would be a junkie without a job or a home Somehow the Zerg remind me at youur Family your Mother is so fat, she is burst, when I putting my huge Penis in her ass I've heared you are getting fisted in the Fittnessstudio You are such a ugly monstrosoty I hope you dont come online in SC2 anymore because will get blind if you do also you are not even enough to get laughed at and you cant do anything except scream hyperactivly well, bye you bastard DarKFoRcE: you are getting on my nervs Go Like DarKFoRcE on Facebook and subscribe to his Fanclub on TL!!!
Fisted in the Fitness Studio sounds like a rad band name. I would listen to that band.
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Someone got mad for winning. Thats about the only confusing part, otherwise its just your standard BM
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Oh god this felt so good.
After losing a bunch of games in a row, I figure that I'll play one more game, and if I lose, I'm done for the night... if I win, I'll keep playing. No pressure at all, but I'm not feeling too happy.
PvP on Antiga Shipyard. I'm at the top, and I get scouted extremely fast by some guy named Coderio. Suspiciously fast scout on his part. I check him out- he's in the mid right. I scout two gates, no gas, and he pulls all his probes and kills off my scout. Obviously something's up.
I send out another probe a little later to see how fast he's going to pressure me. I see a ton of zealots on the way and immediately go 4gate.
Turns out that he went 4gate too, but with no cyber core and no gas, and all zealots. I FF my ramp repeatedly, kill off his no micro, limbo line of zealots. and then he types "gg fucking faggot" and proceeds to yell at me for going a "blind" 4gate against his obvious build. Also brags about trolling lower leagues, how I have no skill, and how I'm fucking retarded.
After that, I went another 5-0. Bam.
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I must not be Bming enough because I have yet to see anyone post about me.
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I always found that this thread had the best BM I've seen in a long time.
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Dia ZvRT on Shattered, I ask his race during opening (anything above gold going random is either trying to vary his experience - should tell race, or even better, roll a dice - or trying to cheese his way to victory - won't tell race) and he tells me he's not going to say because he's already at a disadvantage. I tell him that as a zerg, I really need to know which race I'm playing in order to play safe and properly. He responds that I'm bad. (I am, but we both are, it's NA diamond.)
I think my favorite part of the game comes when he tells me that FE as zerg is cheese. I uh, just....I just don't.
The game stretches out really way too long - he doesn't expand until 13:00 and then with a PF, forgets SCVs forever, and attacks every 3 minutes or so with a pretty small group of bfh/marine/thor with +armor, but I'm fully tilted (and also terrible) from a huge bfh runby (that actually killed like 6 drones, consulting the replay) so I don't even attack until infestor/bl except with some halfhearted poking. Eventually he leaves with the gem "lol I'm just slummin' it, you're plat right? Yeah you're plat."
Then, as I'm staring at the score screen, which indicates that we were both in diamond, he messages me "Yeah, you're plat."
Were we looking at the same score screen?
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This was an interesting conversation I had with someone on ladder today. He seemed angry, but I hold no animosity towards this guy. I won a game I probably shouldn't have, at least not in the method that I did. Just earlier I lost to a rush 11 pool and missed my gateway wall by literally .5 seconds, lost to 6 lings. Similar situation for this guy. I hold no animosity towards him and I insist I wasn't trying to troll him. He did, however, start complaining about the bunker, a structure that costs virtually nothing and can nullify all my offensive pressure, then get 3/4 of his money back (all minerals of course), and I found that hilarious, so here it is:
Context: I didn't start the conversation, some of it got cut off, but he messaged me first (bming me, calling my race a joke, etc) after losing to my zealot stalker push, he didn't build a bunker and I microed and killed off his critical units (medivac) destroying his build and forcing him to leave.
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You: sentry costs much more
Runek: a fucking sentires isa unit
You: but its useful
Runek: and a bunker is a building
You: hence why it costs more
and it moves
bunker is great
well im sorry you feel taht way, gl
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Runek: i hate fuckign trolls
You: im not trolling you
Runek: hwen you say something as retarded as a bunker is a sentriy
You: i never said that
i said they have similar uses
defense when teching
if i go straight for dts
without sentry
and you go for 2 rax
i lose
period
Runek: sentires are like the best offensive unit too
You: yea
which is why they cost 100 gas
and bunkers when salvaged are 50
Runek: give me a break taht is a joke
You: minerals
Runek: yeah becuase i can attack you with bunkers
You: ..
sentries are for utility
bunkers are for defense
sentries have more use and cost more
seems fair to me
Runek: dude no
a bunekr is a cannon you fuckign idot
You: thanks for informing me of the obvious
but the difference is in cost at the time/use ratio
a bunker is just as useful as a sentry
for teching
Runek: omg you are retarded
they arn't not the same at all
You: i never said they were teh same
i said they had similar uses...
you have your wall + bunker
Runek: youa re comparing there fucking cost
You: i have my sentry
yeah
the sentry costs more and has more use
the bunker costs less and has less use
but in the early game their function is the same
Runek: they dont at all
You: well i guess we have our different opinions
Runek: one sec
have to puse my game baecause you are such a fucking moron
building ab unker sets me back
i am 1 basing so i have to be aggesive
builing a sentry is always good
it is an energy unit and fucking gets better hten longer hte game goes and gs is alway fucking good even in a maxed army
they arn't the same at all
you have an op as fucking great unit
i have a terrible building that i shoudn'tneed but your gateway build times are way to fucking short and so is warpgate
idot fucking troll
You: and you dont feel building a sentry puts my tech back?
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I don't know how to post pictures in here, so I will just "cast" the game. TL;DR: BM'd my friend to death, lost in awesome fashion and then left saying he didn't have the time for players such as my friend.
A friend of mine just sent me a 40-minute-long PvP which began with a failed 4gate from both players and evolved into a race of who has more Colossi. He is banned from TL, so he asked me to post it here.
Essentially, his opponent greeted him with "sup douchebag?' and this friend of mine, who's BM like the devil himself, asked a few not very nice questions to the guy. Long story short, my friend pwning him so hard it was even funny to watch. The guy 'microed' his Colossi up front and let them take the whole damage of my friend's army, thus losing all of his Colossi. My friend proceeded to a DT drop, which destroyed a whole base from the opponent, plus a lot of gates. In the end, my friend blinked inside the guy's main with 10 Colossi and a shitload of stalkers and simply crushed the main, and the guy's army which had a lot of Void Rays by now. Unfortunately, he wasn't able to kill the voids, and retreated his 2 remaining colossi while trying to remax his army.
The BM went as follows: "bye bye douchebag"
"I don't have the time for shits like you"
And then, the guy left the game.
The replay is here, if you guys care to watch (watch it in 8x, because it's boring as shit, and they're both platinum):
http://www.mediafire.com/?7pwgxus6kfpdrp9
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O boy I have a bunch!
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I met another smurf on ladder:
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I like to have fun with the BM I get. 
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Vatican City State733 Posts
On February 14 2012 13:25 Void_2 wrote:O boy I have a bunch! I met another smurf on ladder: I like to have fun with the BM I get.
How to be a tool...exhibit A
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On February 14 2012 14:11 RDaneelOlivaw wrote:Show nested quote +On February 14 2012 13:25 Void_2 wrote:O boy I have a bunch! I met another smurf on ladder: I like to have fun with the BM I get. How to be a tool...exhibit A
Agree, he just looks like a smartass..
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On February 14 2012 14:24 MelodyBW wrote:Show nested quote +On February 14 2012 14:11 RDaneelOlivaw wrote:On February 14 2012 13:25 Void_2 wrote:O boy I have a bunch! I met another smurf on ladder: I like to have fun with the BM I get. How to be a tool...exhibit A Agree, he just looks like a smartass..
Yeah, when you're saying things like "ez", "ur bad" and "qq", you are just inviting people to be angry at you. It's a bit sad how few people bother to read the rules and just post shit where they are like "look how hard this guy rages after I called him a noob baddie, LOLOLOL"
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He went off on me first, rofl. You guys are too sensitive.
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On February 14 2012 17:58 Void_2 wrote:He went off on me first, rofl. You guys are too sensitive.
Who said he didnt? We're just saying you look like a tool by replying to him with message such as "qq , ez , ur bad"
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On February 14 2012 18:07 MelodyBW wrote:Show nested quote +On February 14 2012 17:58 Void_2 wrote:He went off on me first, rofl. You guys are too sensitive. Who said he didnt? We're just saying you look like a tool by replying to him with message such as "qq , ez , ur bad"
Well when people rage at me and call me a faggot I like to play along lol. Y u mad tho?
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On February 14 2012 18:17 Void_2 wrote:Show nested quote +On February 14 2012 18:07 MelodyBW wrote:On February 14 2012 17:58 Void_2 wrote:He went off on me first, rofl. You guys are too sensitive. Who said he didnt? We're just saying you look like a tool by replying to him with message such as "qq , ez , ur bad" Well when people rage at me and call me a faggot I like to play along lol. Y u mad tho?
If you join the BM you shouldn't post it on this thread, didn't you read the rules?
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