EPTOn December 13 2011 14:27 VaderZerg wrote:
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On December 09 2011 07:14 mortalwombat wrote:
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This was a strange one.
This was a strange one.
+1 for these two. They were actually funny. Lots of the BM screenshots in this thread are just standard : \
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Paperplane
Netherlands1823 Posts
+1 for these two. They were actually funny. Lots of the BM screenshots in this thread are just standard : \ | ||
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alpsay
1 Post
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Kharnage
Australia920 Posts
Especially on shattered temple. Message Log 00:06 [All] Kharn: gl hf 03:50 [All] THERMAL: nice map hack 03:53 [All] THERMAL: reported 03:55 [All] Kharn: scouted tosser 03:59 [All] Kharn: watch repla 04:11 [All] Kharn: sif proxy gat 04:13 [All] Kharn: lame 04:21 [All] THERMAL: get cancer 04:29 [All] Kharn: lol 04:29 [All] THERMAL: has left the game! 04:36 [All] Kharn: really? he actually tryed to trick me into leaving first by double pausing and then saying 'has left the game' and halting all his probes. That's awesome. | ||
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HeavenS
Colombia2259 Posts
+ Show Spoiler + ![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/uSMfC.jpg) ![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/N7hbV.jpg) ![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/kI24b.jpg) | ||
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Gonnster
United States1 Post
00:04:02 - milkpuff to ALL: pp 00:04:02 - SithLordClit to ALL: I'M SO MADEEEE 00:04:02 - milkpuff to ALL: plug pulla 00:04:02 - BRMAPLESTORY to ALL: lol 00:04:02 - BRMAPLESTORY to ALL: noob 00:04:02 - BRMAPLESTORY to ALL: pp 00:04:02 - powUrz to ALL: nah, he DCs 00:04:02 - milkpuff to ALL: dud its ok 00:04:02 - SithLordClit to ALL: He direct currents? 00:04:02 - BRMAPLESTORY to ALL: its okay 2 b made 00:04:02 - milkpuff to ALL: every1 rag quotes 00:04:05 - SithLordClit to ALL: PRO 00:04:09 - SithLordClit to ALL: FINISHED HIM 00:04:17 - milkpuff to ALL: total nubcoke 00:11:55 - SithLordClit to ALL: PRO 00:11:57 - SithLordClit to ALL: MANUEVER 00:12:02 - SithLordClit to ALL: RIGHT INTO TORENTS After it finally becomes apparent my team is gonna win 2v3 one guy sneaks off and makes about 5 CC's to float and stall the game: 00:49:28 - Weitlander to ALL: OMG you suck dog balls 00:49:33 - milkpuff to ALL: dude 00:49:34 - BRMAPLESTORY to ALL: yea bby 00:49:37 - SithLordClit to ALL: Sho made. 00:49:42 - milkpuff to ALL: dont be made at his made skillets 00:49:53 - milkpuff to ALL: juz coz ur a fuken banana dont men u a bandanda 00:49:56 - BRMAPLESTORY to ALL: mlg pro bro hear 00:50:01 - Weitlander to ALL: having fun wasting all this time? 00:50:07 - milkpuff to ALL: dude r u jelis? 00:50:13 - milkpuff to ALL: team boner breaker will break ur bonner 00:50:15 - SithLordClit to ALL: U ned more time 2 lib? 00:50:30 - milkpuff to ALL: hint: check ur anus for the rest of teh cum and senders 00:50:40 - SithLordClit to ALL: YO DUDE DON'T GIVE IT AWAY 00:50:52 - milkpuff to ALL: y i giv it away 2 ur momb ever1 sunday 00:51:09 - BRMAPLESTORY to ALL: maek it reign 00:51:14 - SithLordClit to ALL: Just because she likes Church don't mean she like Churchill 00:51:15 - BRMAPLESTORY to ALL: mineralz 00:51:23 - milkpuff to ALL: dud wonstein churchhall socks 00:51:34 - SithLordClit to ALL: Nuh huh. 00:51:48 - milkpuff to ALL: he got balls on his brain and cokes in his month 00:52:02 - milkpuff to ALL: big leathery, meaty sandwich wednesday and a baking soda on teh side 00:52:07 - SithLordClit to ALL: Yeah he's guyQ is like a million 00:52:13 - BRMAPLESTORY to ALL: be bak 2morrw guise 00:52:13 - milkpuff to ALL: well 00:52:15 - BRMAPLESTORY to ALL: going 2 bed 00:52:18 - SithLordClit to ALL: Me 2 00:52:20 - SithLordClit to ALL: Tired. 00:52:21 - BRMAPLESTORY to ALL: nite 00:52:22 - SithLordClit to ALL: TTYL 00:52:23 - milkpuff to ALL: im giong on vacation 00:52:28 - milkpuff to ALL: ccya in teh pajamas 00:52:43 - milkpuff to ALL: fuck yeah sippin on semen colada and getting a message for my sour bake 00:53:06 - BRMAPLESTORY to ALL: ps ur mom told me 2 sey hei 00:53:19 - BRMAPLESTORY to ALL: she da wet newdle 00:53:27 - BRMAPLESTORY to ALL: if u no wut i men  00:53:30 - milkpuff to ALL: im guna tuch u 00:53:37 - milkpuff to ALL: in ur drems 00:55:00 - BRMAPLESTORY to ALL: LAO 00:55:21 - BRMAPLESTORY to ALL: hey duds u evr seen a semen 00:55:36 - powUrz to ALL: no they onle liv in sumbareens 00:55:44 - milkpuff to ALL: sumthyme i drema about dreams 00:55:46 - BRMAPLESTORY to ALL: they liv in ur as!!!!!!!!!!!!! 00:55:57 - milkpuff to ALL: wow dud r u stupot? u canned even spill proportionately 00:56:04 - milkpuff to ALL: r ur mentally retireded? 00:56:11 - milkpuff to ALL: bad gramer sux 00:56:21 - SithLordClit to ALL: Yeah I hate grimer 00:56:27 - milkpuff to ALL: fuck digimunn 00:56:33 - SithLordClit to ALL: Fucking digmug 00:56:57 - milkpuff to ALL: NESQIICUK SOCIKS 00:57:03 - milkpuff to ALL: THE SNESQUICK 00:57:08 - milkpuff to ALL: BE7 THE NGS8 00:57:11 - milkpuff to ALL: NGS82 00:57:14 - milkpuff to ALL: N47 00:57:15 - milkpuff to ALL: I MEAN 00:57:18 - milkpuff to ALL: N48 00:57:19 - BRMAPLESTORY to ALL: mgs sux 00:57:21 - milkpuff to ALL: WUT DA FUCK 00:57:27 - SithLordClit to ALL: Just got to 333, half way thar. 00:57:27 - milkpuff to ALL: DUD MGS IS SO KAWAI 00:57:34 - milkpuff to ALL: MANGO SEDU *(n{_+++* This replay was from around September of 2010 and we still laugh about and quote lines from it hope you enjoy it.  | ||
The_Templar
your Country52798 Posts
"WOW SO original, reactive, and amazingly micro'ed. I have never seen such a profound and special tactics strategy! YOU ARE IN NEED OF APPLAUSE!!!" -Someone didn't like the double 6pool. | ||
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The_Templar
your Country52798 Posts
Note: He didn't have or use blink. In the final battle he basically a-moved because of superior army size and composition. After game chat: Gaia: WHAT HAPPENED SIR You: well to start it was a ZvP, so i lost Gaia: YEAH You: second of all it lagged Gaia: YOU SHOULD'VE WON HAHAHAHAHAHA You: what? Gaia: LAGGED FOR ME TO TO TOO You: i didnt say that I said that it was ZvP, so I lost Gaia: AND ALSO IT'S HARDER FOR PROTOSS WHEN IT LAGS FFS BLINKS ETC ZERG YOU JUST 1 A You: that is a basic way of life when its ZvP Gaia: WITH HYDRAS DUH You: .. no actually Gaia: HAHAHAHAHAHA WHATEVER You: I was trying to micro and then sir? sir? are you ok? Gaia: YOU DID A 7 POOL SCRUB You: that was 8 pool Gaia: YOU CAN'T MICRO HYDRAS TOO SLOW You: and there is a reason Gaia: IF ANYTHIGN THE LAG HELPS You: that I did that Gaia: FOR HYDRA MICRO You: what? no Gaia: HAHAHAHAHA NOT ON CREEP LOLOLOLOLOLOL You: I was trying to spread my hydras and try to focus collosi sir? are you ok ? Gaia: YEAH THE LAG AFFECT ME MOVING COLLUSSI AND BLINKING MORE THAN SPREADING SLOW AS UNITS IT'S LIKE MICROING A OV VS A ZERGLING You: what? no... Gaia: LAG DOESN'T AFFECT THE OV MICRO RIGTHT? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA WHATEVER You: what /no the whole point is that both sides have to imcro micro in order to win and that was not overlord vs zergling micro unless you were the overlord at the point that I attacked, there was no way I could have won that lag just made it worse sir? are you there? Gaia: IN A GAME You: oh sorry Gaia: GG You: coincidentially, my game just finished Gaia: I THOUGHT SO I'M A FUCKING MIND READER You: no I think that you added me to your friends list Gaia: NO You: and then stalked the amazing tosh portrait i have Gaia: IT JUST HAPPENS I FINISHED MY GAME AS WELL You: until I finished the game Gaia: CHECK MATCH HISTORY You: cool, your game was 4 minutes long? Gaia: YUP ZERG CHEESED AND LEFT NO JK HE HAD TO GO You: yeah I see that congrats Gaia: I KNOW RIGHT CONGRATS GAIA You: | ||
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Predguin
Canada188 Posts
so this is our first game of the day and we're up against a zerg/terran -- we exchange the typical gl hf and whatnot. and as we all know it's not good to let two protoss players max out/get their death balls rolling. I eventually had a lot of HTs and a good 3-3-3 upgraded gateway mix and my buddy had colossi and other support forces. in all honesty they really should've been harassing or dropping, and the terran didn't even do it with his massive marine march. for some reason they opt to spam marines and roaches, and as we all know those are highly conducive to winning games against versatile forces and getting high 200-300 units lost by the end of the game. the terran even takes the gold extremely early, but this doesn't seem to convince him to make anything other than marines and some medivacs so we crush their attempted assaults about three times and just push and win. so the terran player (teal) says (as his and purple's combined mix of tier 1 units are melting in the face of extended thermal lances and psionic storms) + Show Spoiler + Terranosarus: i hope the both of you (you[sic]) Terranosarus: get run over by a bus Terranosarus: protoss losers it's been a while since we've been BMed like that so I decided to message him after the game for threatening my safety in an urban environment i was so pissed + Show Spoiler + interestingly he continued his tirade on hoping that i would be run over by automobiles, and even suggested that i play in traffic. luckily i have a laptop so i can go do that. ![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/Riy6f.png) interestingly he continued his tirade on hoping that i would be run over by automobiles, and even suggested that i play in traffic. luckily i have a laptop so i can go do that. + Show Spoiler + WAIT SO THEY WERE TOP DIAMOND 2V2? ![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/vqU2F.jpg) | ||
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LuckstYle
Germany181 Posts
this happend: immi: Platinium i understand why u do that well You: its good build? 3 gate pressure? immi: learn to play newbie i didnt not 4g pressure fucking newbi 3G pressure You: i did 3 gate immi: fucking stupid newb You: lol immi: u bad die to caner die to cancer noob platinium get aids and die nb Platinium ahha fucking faggit faggot You: why are u so mad? The player is ignoring you. | ||
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The_Templar
your Country52798 Posts
it's been a while since we've been BMed like that so I decided to message him after the game for threatening my safety in an urban environment Please don't do that in general, although it was pretty funny this time. BTW you were worse than him. Anyway, I have another BM story. I 6pooled in a 2v2 while my ally reaper rushed, and it did devastating damage because they didn't wall. One guy leaves without a word, then the other guy starts freaking out. Legion: you peices of !@#$ Legion: does this make you feel good? Me: Yes, it does. Me: What about you, teal? [ally] Ally to allies: awesome Ally to ALL: Terrible Legion has left the game! After the game... Legion: Does this make you feel good? Legion: Is it worth putting down other people instead of focusing on the betterment of yourself? Me: Try walling next time, it will raise morale. | ||
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Sn0wM4
Bulgaria68 Posts
On December 17 2011 12:06 TehTemplar wrote: 8 pooled, did a little damage, went hydras, lost to collosi. Note: He didn't have or use blink. In the final battle he basically a-moved because of superior army size and composition. After game chat: Gaia: WHAT HAPPENED SIR You: well to start it was a ZvP, so i lost Gaia: YEAH You: second of all it lagged Gaia: YOU SHOULD'VE WON HAHAHAHAHAHA You: what? Gaia: LAGGED FOR ME TO TO TOO You: i didnt say that I said that it was ZvP, so I lost Gaia: AND ALSO IT'S HARDER FOR PROTOSS WHEN IT LAGS FFS BLINKS ETC ZERG YOU JUST 1 A You: that is a basic way of life when its ZvP Gaia: WITH HYDRAS DUH You: .. no actually Gaia: HAHAHAHAHAHA WHATEVER You: I was trying to micro and then sir? sir? are you ok? Gaia: YOU DID A 7 POOL SCRUB You: that was 8 pool Gaia: YOU CAN'T MICRO HYDRAS TOO SLOW You: and there is a reason Gaia: IF ANYTHIGN THE LAG HELPS You: that I did that Gaia: FOR HYDRA MICRO You: what? no Gaia: HAHAHAHAHA NOT ON CREEP LOLOLOLOLOLOL You: I was trying to spread my hydras and try to focus collosi sir? are you ok ? Gaia: YEAH THE LAG AFFECT ME MOVING COLLUSSI AND BLINKING MORE THAN SPREADING SLOW AS UNITS IT'S LIKE MICROING A OV VS A ZERGLING You: what? no... Gaia: LAG DOESN'T AFFECT THE OV MICRO RIGTHT? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA WHATEVER You: what /no the whole point is that both sides have to imcro micro in order to win and that was not overlord vs zergling micro unless you were the overlord at the point that I attacked, there was no way I could have won that lag just made it worse sir? are you there? Gaia: IN A GAME You: oh sorry Gaia: GG You: coincidentially, my game just finished Gaia: I THOUGHT SO I'M A FUCKING MIND READER You: no I think that you added me to your friends list Gaia: NO You: and then stalked the amazing tosh portrait i have Gaia: IT JUST HAPPENS I FINISHED MY GAME AS WELL You: until I finished the game Gaia: CHECK MATCH HISTORY You: cool, your game was 4 minutes long? Gaia: YUP ZERG CHEESED AND LEFT NO JK HE HAD TO GO You: yeah I see that congrats Gaia: I KNOW RIGHT CONGRATS GAIA You: Why are you posting your own BM and balance whine. | ||
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The_Templar
your Country52798 Posts
On December 17 2011 22:38 Sn0wM4 wrote: Why are you posting your own BM and balance whine. I'm not Gaia... If you mean the "it was ZvP so I lost" just know that I'm a protoss player. | ||
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Probe1
United States17920 Posts
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The_Templar
your Country52798 Posts
On December 17 2011 22:45 Probe1 wrote: No no, it's obviously very bm of you to make units in zvp, let alone hydras. (^_^') Oh, ok, I guess I'll just 12 drone rush when I play ZvP then. | ||
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YipMan
372 Posts
On December 17 2011 22:40 TehTemplar wrote: I'm not Gaia... If you mean the "it was ZvP so I lost" just know that I'm a protoss player. /doh | ||
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Probe1
United States17920 Posts
I don't have any good BM. I bought an EU account recently and played one game in practice league (I skipped it when the game came out and kinda wanted to see what it was like.. I know it was shitty of me). Lot of healthy bm there but what I was doing was wrong in the first place so I shouldn't really laugh at them. edit: I didn't save it but I did get a long tirade for this one Opp: gg You: I claim this win FOR AMERICA. Ensuing chat log was everything you'd imagine ヽ(´ー｀)ﾉ | ||
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jupiter6
205 Posts
On December 13 2011 14:27 VaderZerg wrote: i actually agree with it, never understood why people write gg before game even starts Oo | ||
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PassiveAce
United States18076 Posts
its just saying you hope its a good game :/ | ||
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Probe1
United States17920 Posts
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InvXXVII
Canada242 Posts
On December 17 2011 23:19 PassiveAce wrote: Saying gg at the beginning of a game is not bad mannered. especially if its preceded by "gl hf" its just saying you hope its a good game :/ Gg stands for good game remember? Theres no bad time to wish ur opponent a good game. Plus White-Ra does it too. | ||
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