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On November 11 2011 15:33 Defacer wrote:Show nested quote +On November 11 2011 15:26 doko100 wrote:On November 11 2011 15:25 Defacer wrote:
Versus a tiger, you're giving up a weight, size, speed and agility advantage. You could have a gun and the tiger would still have a chance of killing you if it pounces. you dont seriously think that a human is faster and more agile than a cobra do you? Of course not! But AT LEAST I'm bigger and heavier than a cobra. I got 'a stomper's chance'.
Yeah. I feel I'd have much more of a chance against a cobra than a tiger. A baseball bat? What the fuck does the tiger care? Its like 600 fucking pounds it will fucking kill you
tigers killed 200,000 people in india in the last few hundred years
dont tell me cobras even fuck up 1% of that number
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Australia3123 Posts
Really enjoyed the show guys, nice work. I loved Husky being there as well.
I can't wait until the next episode, would love to see destiny there again.
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How you gonna beat a tiger with a bat?... especially someone like Idra (granted, he has been working out.) Those things weigh 700 pounds. At least you got a shot at stepping on the cobra.
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United States1967 Posts
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On November 11 2011 15:33 Defacer wrote:Show nested quote +On November 11 2011 15:26 doko100 wrote:On November 11 2011 15:25 Defacer wrote:
Versus a tiger, you're giving up a weight, size, speed and agility advantage. You could have a gun and the tiger would still have a chance of killing you if it pounces. you dont seriously think that a human is faster and more agile than a cobra do you? Of course not! But AT LEAST I'm bigger and heavier than a cobra. I got 'a stomper's chance'.
No you don't dude. You can't stomp on a cobra they are ridiculously fast and even if you manage to stomp on it, unless you hit the head, it can bite you and one bite is deadly. Being bigger isn't necessarily an advantage when fighting a cobra because you basically just gives it more surface area to land a deadly bite. You would die on both cases I guess and baseball bats are hard as hell, if you really hit the tiger on the head there might be a chance you can knock it out.
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On November 11 2011 15:33 Defacer wrote:Show nested quote +On November 11 2011 15:26 doko100 wrote:On November 11 2011 15:25 Defacer wrote:
Versus a tiger, you're giving up a weight, size, speed and agility advantage. You could have a gun and the tiger would still have a chance of killing you if it pounces. you dont seriously think that a human is faster and more agile than a cobra do you? Of course not! But AT LEAST I'm bigger and heavier than a cobra. I got 'a stomper's chance'.
With the cobra you can in the worst case get bit, stomp him out, then try to suck out the poison. If the tiger rips off your arm your pretty much done.
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United Kingdom16710 Posts
On November 11 2011 15:33 Defacer wrote:Show nested quote +On November 11 2011 15:26 doko100 wrote:On November 11 2011 15:25 Defacer wrote:
Versus a tiger, you're giving up a weight, size, speed and agility advantage. You could have a gun and the tiger would still have a chance of killing you if it pounces. you dont seriously think that a human is faster and more agile than a cobra do you? Of course not! But AT LEAST I'm bigger and heavier than a cobra. I got 'a stomper's chance'.
Or you can just run. Try that shit with a tiger and see how that'll turn out.
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On November 11 2011 15:37 Telcontar wrote:Show nested quote +On November 11 2011 15:33 Defacer wrote:On November 11 2011 15:26 doko100 wrote:On November 11 2011 15:25 Defacer wrote:
Versus a tiger, you're giving up a weight, size, speed and agility advantage. You could have a gun and the tiger would still have a chance of killing you if it pounces. you dont seriously think that a human is faster and more agile than a cobra do you? Of course not! But AT LEAST I'm bigger and heavier than a cobra. I got 'a stomper's chance'. Or you can just run. Try that shit with a tiger and see how that'll turn out.
It's said that if you stare down a tiger, there's a possibility it'll just leave you alone.
But yeah, never run from a tiger, rofl.
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On November 11 2011 15:37 doko100 wrote:Show nested quote +On November 11 2011 15:33 Defacer wrote:On November 11 2011 15:26 doko100 wrote:On November 11 2011 15:25 Defacer wrote:
Versus a tiger, you're giving up a weight, size, speed and agility advantage. You could have a gun and the tiger would still have a chance of killing you if it pounces. you dont seriously think that a human is faster and more agile than a cobra do you? Of course not! But AT LEAST I'm bigger and heavier than a cobra. I got 'a stomper's chance'. No you don't dude. You can't stomp on a cobra they are ridiculously fast and even if you manage to stomp on it, unless you hit the head, it can bite you and one bite is deadly. Being bigger isn't necessarily an advantage when fighting a cobra because you basically just gives it more surface area to land a deadly bite. You would die on both cases I guess and baseball bats are hard as hell, if you really hit the tiger on the head there might be a chance you can knock it out.
I'm still going with the cobra dude. I seriously question my own ability to peg a tiger in the head with a bat before it crushes my neck.
Let's agree to disagree.
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On November 11 2011 15:38 babylon wrote:Show nested quote +On November 11 2011 15:37 Telcontar wrote:On November 11 2011 15:33 Defacer wrote:On November 11 2011 15:26 doko100 wrote:On November 11 2011 15:25 Defacer wrote:
Versus a tiger, you're giving up a weight, size, speed and agility advantage. You could have a gun and the tiger would still have a chance of killing you if it pounces. you dont seriously think that a human is faster and more agile than a cobra do you? Of course not! But AT LEAST I'm bigger and heavier than a cobra. I got 'a stomper's chance'. Or you can just run. Try that shit with a tiger and see how that'll turn out. It's said that if you stare down a tiger, there's a possibility it'll just leave you alone. But yeah, never run from a tiger, rofl.
ill just take the chance of "maybe i can dodge his pounce and then get far enough away to a safe place before it turns around and pounces again" but that wouldnt be happening -_-
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I missed the show 
The Tiger vs cobra thing... i think some of you don't know what a fucking tiger is. A cat that can be as heavy as 300 kg and is designed to fight and kill animals much bigger then it with sharp horns...some of you are going to take it down with a bat...It even kills fucking bears if it's hungry enough(in siberia)
You would most likely die even if you had a gun coz you would shit your pants and miss lol.
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Thanks for the quick upload of the mp3 JP!
I want these motherfucking snakes and tigers out of my motherfucking thread!
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United States7483 Posts
On November 11 2011 15:37 scudst0rm wrote:Show nested quote +On November 11 2011 15:33 Defacer wrote:On November 11 2011 15:26 doko100 wrote:On November 11 2011 15:25 Defacer wrote:
Versus a tiger, you're giving up a weight, size, speed and agility advantage. You could have a gun and the tiger would still have a chance of killing you if it pounces. you dont seriously think that a human is faster and more agile than a cobra do you? Of course not! But AT LEAST I'm bigger and heavier than a cobra. I got 'a stomper's chance'. With the cobra you can in the worst case get bit, stomp him out, then try to suck out the poison. If the tiger rips off your arm your pretty much done.
Sucking out the poison is a myth: you can't do it, it won't work, and you will die. You need to get to a hospital ASAP and get an antidote and help immediately.
If your arm gets ripped off by a tiger, you'll bleed out. You're not beating a tiger in a fight unless you manage to trick it into jumping off a cliff or something. It'll run you down, and rip off your head. You hit it with a bat, you just make it mad.
That said, if I had to pick one, absolutely HAD to pick one, I'd take the cobra, and just run away from it ASAP until I find something big to throw at it, then do that and keep running from it and throwing objects until I win. Cobras are agile and strike quick, but they can't slither around as fast as you can run.
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About the whole Cobra without arms vs tiger with bat. If its a Non-spitting cobra then that's ezpz BUT if it is I would go for the tiger with a bat. Ram the bat down the tigers throat the second it opens it mouth for any reason. It'll be unable to do anything and will eventually die.
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How is the Cobra not the obvious pick?
There are plenty of people that "hunt" cobras with wooden sticks and nothing else.
Show me ONE guy that regulary is hunting Tigers with a bat...
Seriously, go to a Zoo and look at the size of these cats... You know, these are the ones that "accidentally" kill humans they know when "playing"...
About the whole Cobra without arms vs tiger with bat. If its a Non-spitting cobra then that's ezpz BUT if it is I would go for the tiger with a bat. Ram the bat down the tigers throat the second it opens it mouth for any reason. It'll be unable to do anything and will eventually die.
Chances are:
A: It will bite the Bat in 2 halfs.
B: It will just hit you (and then bite the bat in 2 halfs).
C: Your the luckiest bastard ever and it actually dies somehow (but still kills you before).
D: You won more thant he Jackpot and the Tiger had a sudden heart attack from laughing at your "bat"...
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Canada397 Posts
SotG was awesome today with Husky instead of Incontrol!
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How long does it usually take for the vods to go up?
DLING skyrim and needs something to watch!
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On November 11 2011 17:20 Phtes wrote:
How long does it usually take for the vods to go up?
DLING skyrim and needs something to watch!
same but installing skyrim and downloading TOR :D
need my sotg fix
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BO for killing cobras:
1 min: Get behind a cobra and grab it right under its head.
2 min: Proceed to smash its face in against a wall.
Cobra should hopefully GG and die by this point.
If you get bitten, try to suck out the venom asap.
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