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Pokebunny
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States10654 Posts
August 16 2010 05:31 GMT
#221
On August 15 2010 12:56 Jyvblamo wrote:
Credit goes to snipsnip from reddit:

Show nested quote +
If they made a movie based on Starcraft 2, who would direct it?

Chistopher NoLAN.

Rofl. This seriously shouldn't be funny, but I lold so hard
Semipro Terran player | Pokebunny#1710 | twitter.com/Pokebunny | twitch.tv/Pokebunny | facebook.com/PokebunnySC
purerythem
Profile Joined June 2009
United States245 Posts
August 16 2010 05:44 GMT
#222
On August 16 2010 14:31 Pokebunny wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 15 2010 12:56 Jyvblamo wrote:
Credit goes to snipsnip from reddit:

If they made a movie based on Starcraft 2, who would direct it?

Chistopher NoLAN.

Rofl. This seriously shouldn't be funny, but I lold so hard



omfg this one is amazing. +1 to you sir
MasterFischer
Profile Joined August 2009
Denmark836 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-08-16 07:38:15
August 16 2010 07:37 GMT
#223
I find the "joke" kinda racist !

Cmon man, it openly makes fun of oriental people.

If you say "supplies" correctly, it doesn't come anywhere NEAR the word "Surprise".. unless you horribly misspronounce it into, supliiiise, or something.. leaving out "r" and the xtra strength on the p letter..

all in all, not that funny

SCV's aint even asian and stuff....

Cmon you guys can do better than this... and who the hell gets scared from somebody yelling "surprise"?

None that I know :D
WHO is this who speaks to me as though I needed his advice?
29 fps
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States5725 Posts
August 16 2010 07:42 GMT
#224
lol. i laughed.
4v4 is a battle of who has the better computer.
Arovien
Profile Joined June 2010
United States123 Posts
August 16 2010 07:46 GMT
#225
Horrible

What, you run out of jokes?
That's just how I do...
Iggyhopper
Profile Joined July 2010
United States259 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-08-16 08:10:33
August 16 2010 08:01 GMT
#226
Can anyone come up with StarCraft-related anti-jokes?

Why don't overlords wear shoes?
They don't have feet.
Putto
Profile Joined April 2010
Australia21 Posts
August 17 2010 03:58 GMT
#227
xD
Zombo Joe
Profile Joined May 2010
Canada850 Posts
August 17 2010 04:00 GMT
#228
Zerg: The only race that can say that two heads are better than one.
I am Terranfying.
Duckvillelol
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
Australia1253 Posts
August 17 2010 04:38 GMT
#229
On August 16 2010 16:46 Arovien wrote:
Horrible

What, you run out of jokes?


I see what you did there

Also I lol'd at the Nolan one, nice.
Former SC2 commentator. youtube.com/duckvillelol
shoop
Profile Joined November 2009
United Kingdom228 Posts
August 17 2010 11:24 GMT
#230
On August 16 2010 16:37 MasterFischer wrote:
I find the "joke" kinda racist !

Cmon man, it openly makes fun of oriental people.


What's racist about making fun of the way oriental people speak Engrish? That's taking political correctness more than one notch too far! C'mon man, lighten up!
Glockateer
Profile Joined June 2009
United States254 Posts
August 17 2010 15:03 GMT
#231
Put the gear in my rear.
GET SM4SHED
FlashIsHigh
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
United States474 Posts
August 18 2010 05:07 GMT
#232
Lol very nice
KT Flash// WhiteRa/Scarlett/Naniwa/MC/Huk/Nony
lespostea
Profile Joined May 2010
United States256 Posts
August 18 2010 05:11 GMT
#233
On August 17 2010 20:24 shoop wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 16 2010 16:37 MasterFischer wrote:
I find the "joke" kinda racist !

Cmon man, it openly makes fun of oriental people.


What's racist about making fun of the way oriental people speak Engrish? That's taking political correctness more than one notch too far! C'mon man, lighten up!


Uh, making fun of oriental people is what makes it racist. Duh. What makes it unoffensive is that nobody goes around beating up or lynching people (or advocating acts of violence or inciting ethnophobic behavior) for being from East Asia while ranting about their pronunciation. It's funny because it references cheesy stereotypes from an era long past. And UHF.
terranghost
Profile Joined May 2010
United States980 Posts
September 09 2010 04:54 GMT
#234
What you run out of marines
"It is amazing that people who think we cannot afford to pay for doctors, hospitals, and medication somehow think that we can afford to pay for doctors, hospitals, medication and a government bureaucracy to administer it." - Thomas Sowell
nayumi
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Australia6499 Posts
September 09 2010 06:27 GMT
#235
Christopher Nolan joke is pretty funny

i still lol'd at the OP ... such quality joke
Sugoi monogatari onii-chan!
lindn
Profile Joined July 2010
Sweden833 Posts
September 09 2010 06:45 GMT
#236
On August 16 2010 17:01 Iggyhopper wrote:
Can anyone come up with StarCraft-related anti-jokes?

Why don't overlords wear shoes?
They don't have feet.

how is that funny in any possible ways
Ghad
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Norway2551 Posts
September 09 2010 06:46 GMT
#237
It isn't supposed to be funny, it's an anti-joke duh. :p
forgottendreams: One underage girl, two drunk guys, one gogo dancer and starcraft 2. Apparently just another day in Europe.
kOre
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
Canada3642 Posts
September 09 2010 06:47 GMT
#238
On August 10 2010 06:58 .ImpacT. wrote:
In the Rear with the Gear...


>_>.....

The SCV is coming for YOU!
http://www.starcraftmecca.net - Founder
Subversion
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
South Africa3627 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-09-09 07:00:04
September 09 2010 06:56 GMT
#239
lol the NoLAN one is my favourite

anti-joke:

Why can't marines swim?



edit: lol sorry that was terribad :D
Randomaccount#77123
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States5003 Posts
September 09 2010 07:25 GMT
#240
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