You Have Been Chosen To Become a SCV Pilot

Have you ever dreamt of exploring distant planets and then working overtime there for minimum wage? Well, your dreams have been answered, pardner! It just so happens that the Dominion has a use for your undying loyalty and pathetic fear of the battlefield frontlines. You're ordered to report to the command center on Mar Sara at 0600 tomorrow morning, as we're strapping you into one of our T-280 Space Construction Vehicles! The only exotic planets you'll be seeing are the ones we need to establish a stronghold on and wipe the enemy from. You'll serve your emperor well by becoming a glorified construction worker. You are hereby recruited as an SCV pilot to maintain the infrastructure of our military outposts, supply trains, and support buildings. Now go get 'em!

MasterFwiffo

United States97 Posts

June 16 2010 06:40 GMT

#84

I'm having entirely too much fun with the Propaganda Contest.

MasterFischer

Denmark836 Posts

June 16 2010 06:48 GMT

#85

This is a fun way to promote the game, and clever using facebook

Why WOULDN'T Blizzard do this?

they are promoting one of the best games ever released, and I'm eating it up like a homeless guy at a food orgy.

It's creative, fun, clever, and ties neatly in with the story and atmosphere of the singleplayer experience (Which is quite important)

Can't wait to show Mengsk my Gauss Rifle up his face !

DOWN WITH THE TERRAN DOMINION !

Zerksys

United States569 Posts

June 16 2010 07:09 GMT

#86

Haha so far everyone's gotten firebat

Edit - I need to read more posts

TriniMasta

United States1323 Posts

June 16 2010 07:16 GMT

#87

ehhh this is just helping Blizzard, honestly I would if I had the time, but I'm really busy right now, so I can't.
Sorry Blizzard =(
EDIT: And FFS no one cares if you have a firebat, especially if the majority has one too.

cape

United States142 Posts

June 16 2010 07:27 GMT

#88

QuothTheRaven

United States5524 Posts

June 16 2010 07:28 GMT

#89

Sounds like a nice bit of publicity; nothing wrong with that.

Brazen[six]

Canada203 Posts

June 16 2010 07:30 GMT

#90

It's just hype. No harm, no foul. I got Viking in the entrance exam. The propaganda contest sounds like a good way to kill some time while waiting for the beta to come back up.

MasterFischer

Denmark836 Posts

June 16 2010 07:47 GMT

#91

On June 16 2010 16:27 cape wrote:
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You misspelled "Mengsk"

Chaosvuistje

Netherlands2581 Posts

June 16 2010 08:07 GMT

#92

I got Thor-pilot. Says I aint got no finesse.

what do they know? A zerg player needs a lot of a-move micro T_T

Half

United States2554 Posts

June 16 2010 08:21 GMT

#93

im a ghost. but I dun even get it, it doesn't even specify what traits I should have other then "psionic". How do they determine that? wtf.

*trys intently psionically levitate cup*

nup didn't work.

hoppipolla

Australia782 Posts

June 16 2010 08:23 GMT

#94

First try I picked al the badass answers like the cigar flicking ones and got firebat. Went through again trying to pick all the answers I'd actually pick and got firebat again.

Guess I'm just a psychotic, pyromaniac firebathero.

CKSide

United States223 Posts

June 16 2010 08:28 GMT

#95

viking pilot here. lol kinda silly.

CursOr

United States6335 Posts

June 16 2010 08:30 GMT

#96

Mengsk was the leader of the rebellion.. why would he want you in the Dominion? Why would God Bless Him? LOL. That's classic.

Half

United States2554 Posts

June 16 2010 08:32 GMT

#97

On June 16 2010 17:30 cursor wrote:
Mengsk was the leader of the rebellion.. why would he want you in the Dominion? Why would God Bless Him? LOL. That's classic.

The funny part is the Dominions a Atheist regime that kills Christians. So it makes even less sense.