Marine

Pack your bags, citizen! We are ready to save you from your bleak and irrelevant existence. You've proven that you have a tough-as-neosteel attitude, possess the guts to complete an assignment no matter the cost, and are about as smart as the creep I scraped off my boot this morning. A package from Augustgrad will be arriving shortly with your first set of stimpacks. Give 'em a try. But go easy, they've got a kick. We're shipping you off to the barracks for brain-panning at 0600 tomorrow morning. It's mostly harmless, and you will… well… we will prevail. Prepare for the infantry, maggot! You are hereby recruited to become a marine, the ballistic alloy shield of the emperor's expansive colonies!

Still waiting for my stimpacks though...

Randomaccount#77123

United States5003 Posts

June 16 2010 02:37 GMT

#25

--- Nuked ---

Half

United States2554 Posts

June 16 2010 02:38 GMT

#26

Whatever.

So about those chat channels....

OPSavioR

Sweden1465 Posts

June 16 2010 02:42 GMT

#27

Wonder if they will do a similiar thing to this one when the Protoss and Zerg expansion arrives...

Deathstar

9150 Posts

June 16 2010 02:43 GMT

#28

I would have been happy to have gotten a firebat if this was SC1. In SC2, I'm jobless ;-;

You Have Been Chosen To Become a Firebat

Well, look who has an appetite for destruction… or self-destruction. We'd just as soon incarcerate your kind for recklessly endangering our way of life, but we trust your insatiable desire to incinerate living things will prove valuable on the battlefield after a bit of "resoc" on Korhal IV. Never heard of it? It's like a vacation for the mind. Report to the nearest barracks at 0600 tomorrow morning, as we want you to don the CMC-660 Heavy Combat Suit and go light up some bad guys. So long as you go where you're told, you'll have your chance to quench that carnal, destructive thirst of yours. Go wild. Show the enemy what happens when they denounce the emperor's authority. Your questionable ethics and lust for destruction make you the ideal candidate for the Dominion's firebats

Half

United States2554 Posts

June 16 2010 02:46 GMT

#29

The best part about this contest is the high resolution unit portrait gifs.

edit:

It is a 'collective' progress bar, so as players continue to share and more people enlist with the dominion, more unlockables become available...and we got some cool stuff in that vault too.

-Karune boy.

Thats kinda neat I guess. Free SC2 promotional media. I mean, it isn't a big deal, but it isn't like its being done by the b-net 2.0 team whos suppose to be workin on chat channels, probably marketting.

Draconicfire

Canada2562 Posts

June 16 2010 02:48 GMT

#30

I got the SCV -_-

Damnit.

Pablols

Chile519 Posts

June 16 2010 02:49 GMT

#31

oh god, couldn't even finish the test its just so stupid

Parnage

United States7414 Posts

June 16 2010 02:49 GMT

#32

I'ma a Thor. nifty. *shrug*

I think this is actually fairly amusing. I dunno it's all in good fun isn't it?

seRapH

United States9798 Posts

June 16 2010 02:50 GMT

#33

ghost. eh. w/e.

Backpack

United States1776 Posts

June 16 2010 02:51 GMT

#34

I got firebat -_-

intrigue

Washington, D.C9934 Posts

June 16 2010 02:52 GMT

#35

scv. excellent!

Polska

Canada83 Posts

June 16 2010 02:52 GMT

#36

I wonder if my submission will win...

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Two_DoWn

United States13684 Posts

June 16 2010 02:53 GMT

#37

Ghost for me.

AskJoshy

United States1625 Posts

June 16 2010 02:54 GMT

#38

I think it's funny that it's a collective progress bar supposedly based on 'likes' and 'shares,' when really it's more likely just set to a timer and the last unlockable goody gets released the same week that the retail version comes out.