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On October 30 2010 14:48 Askesis wrote:The funniest I can remember was a ladder game PvP. Sequence of events go something like this: me: gl hf him: yea gl, as long as you don't cannon rush me: better scout good  So I decide I'm going to mess with his head. As he's scouting I throw down a forge. As soon as the probe is gone, I cancel and go into 4-gate. I build a pylon at his mineral line to sell the rush and let him kill it. In movie-like timing, he makes a comment the very instant my 8 stalkers are hitting his ramp: him: lol looks like your cannon rush failed me: what cannon rush? :o him: doh  He had four cannons at his Nexus, all powered by the same lone pylon, which was easily sniped.
wow, think we got a winner for best quote right here..
and you even played mind tricks on him.
Well done indeed, sir.
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somene told me that he hopes my mom dies on cancer
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Not trying to toot my horn, but I was proud about this. I'm a gold level player, solidly advancing but not really that good yet. I played a non-ranked match against a rank 4 diamond and got my ass handed to me. We actually ended up chatting about the game and basic practice techniques...it was cool.
So, we do another round. Only he doesn't change his build. Same map, some start positions. I directly respond to what he built last time and totally own him. Quick 1 push match.
He gets really pissy and starts rattling off a bunch of reasons why he could've won that. My favorite thing he said though was "Oh, I guess banelings are absolutely necessary to win as zerg"
I thought that was hysterical.
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After I whiped out half his marine ball:
"Banelings are sad."
"Pros don't use them."
All this after he tried all in bunker rushing me.
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it was a ZvZ. i open roaches and take natural
him: You just defend and get a lot of units, your a fucking cheeser
me: do you really know what cheese is?
him: if i'd go mutas i would fucking own you
5 seconds later i send him 12 mutas and kill everything
him: leave i have hydras haha unless you can kill 50 hydras leave
He got nothing. he waited until elimination. What the heck?
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oponnent: fuck you scrub its halloween and your using gay bioballs
opponent has left the game
lmfao!
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On October 25 2010 19:40 Darkhallow wrote:I really had some fun time with this guy. and the gg thing: he just wrote it to chat
lol... why did you censure the name? It's obviously combat-ex.
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Love it when someone is losing and decides to call me a scrub/noob/baddie with no skill. If you just got beaten by a noob, then what does that make you? Some people... lololol
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one of the funniest opponent quotes i've seen yet, was from the very entertaining grudgematch which CheAse had...
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On November 01 2010 02:23 meathook wrote:Show nested quote +On October 25 2010 19:40 Darkhallow wrote:I really had some fun time with this guy. and the gg thing: he just wrote it to chat lol... why did you censure the name? It's obviously combat-ex.
hahaha so true
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4v4 match... I go:
me: glhf
me: I hope we kick your ass
opponent: what the fuck is that for?
me: just a friendly joke...
opponent: doesn't sound very friendly to me
opponent: F#$@$ you... how is that for being friendly to you?
me: ok... glhf let's stick with that
Haha.. wow.
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On November 01 2010 05:15 Liberty7 wrote:
4v4 match... I go:
me: glhf
me: I hope we kick your ass
opponent: what the fuck is that for?
me: just a friendly joke...
opponent: doesn't sound very friendly to me
opponent: F#$@$ you... how is that for being friendly to you?
me: ok... glhf let's stick with that
Haha.. wow.
I'm with him on this one. You don't come out of this in a good light.
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On November 01 2010 05:25 NikonTC wrote:Show nested quote +On November 01 2010 05:15 Liberty7 wrote:
4v4 match... I go:
me: glhf
me: I hope we kick your ass
opponent: what the fuck is that for?
me: just a friendly joke...
opponent: doesn't sound very friendly to me
opponent: F#$@$ you... how is that for being friendly to you?
me: ok... glhf let's stick with that
Haha.. wow. I'm with him on this one. You don't come out of this in a good light.
Hu? Are people here completely lacking sense of humor? It's funny... "I hope we kick your ass"
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ZvZ on LT, we spawn in cross positions.
He goes for fast mutas, but my roach/ling harassment keeps him stuck with one base the whole time.
Finally he gets the mutas out, but having seen what he was up to I had been pumping queens off two hatcherys since I saw his lair go down. Thinking I couldn't possibly have any anti-air he says:
Him: Flying in
Me: Bring it on
When the mutas came into my base and saw how many queens were there he left immedately
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On November 01 2010 01:05 Gemini_19 wrote:
Me: glgl
Him: ok
lol
I thought of a funny one hf bl "bad luck" because who the hell wants their opponent to have good luck in a game? Yeah.. "hey dude, I hope you get really lucky, getting an undersized force of mine off guard and annihilate it". "I hope you have good luck and find my base unprepared for your air attack" "I hope you have good luck and accidentally snipe every one of my drops coming your way"
Point is... if the opponent is going to beat you at least let him have it by skill.... but by luck? who would want to wish that to themselves? lol
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just now in a tvt on jungle basin, i do a normal two barracks build and then quickly expand, by about twenty minutes into the game i have two planetary forts with increased range and armor right outside his natural. a battle dragged on for another twenty five minutes before.
him: how the fuck do you afford all this shit?
me: expansions?
him: go fuck yourself
me: you know you shouldn't one base right? that's just terrible.
me: watch the replay and learn
him has been defeated!
me is victorious!
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Thing is that I didn't even try that round because he was so bad. I had 3000+ minerals for most of the time. XD 4 bases vs his 2, well of course he's gonna lose.
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