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iamtenninja
Profile Joined April 2010
United States162 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-04-24 04:25:21
April 24 2010 04:23 GMT
#361
The base is finished!
Move to the expansion quick!
Mass before they come!
Nemesis
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Canada2568 Posts
April 24 2010 04:26 GMT
#362
Flash passed through the night
Destroying noobs left and right
With gold in his sight
Lee Young Ho fighting! KT P are just CHINTOSSTIC.
nastyyy
Profile Joined December 2009
United States262 Posts
April 24 2010 04:26 GMT
#363
Can has beta key?
A seven syllable line.
Here's a happy face =)
one time
iamtenninja
Profile Joined April 2010
United States162 Posts
April 24 2010 04:27 GMT
#364
I lurk the forums
in wait for that day of luck
that I win a key

Haiku's challenging
to those who haven't practiced
but for me: LOVE IT
Zuchinni_one
Profile Joined April 2010
United States35 Posts
April 24 2010 04:29 GMT
#365
Mod closed thread But Why
I was happy But now Sad
Nerds have feelings too

Day[9] One Hundred
So Poignant So Powerful
His mom Super Cool

Macro or Micro
Econ or Aggression build
Strategy is key

Sad little zergling
Your brother Consumed for Swarm
Defiler wants more

P.S.: I don't really don't desperately need the beta key like some of the other people here. If you think my haikus would have won, then just saying you liked them is reward enough
iamtenninja
Profile Joined April 2010
United States162 Posts
April 24 2010 04:30 GMT
#366
Spamming posts gets old
but I urge attention
so I'll continue
Chunkybuddha
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Canada347 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-04-24 05:08:40
April 24 2010 04:31 GMT
#367
WARNING Intense nerd grease prepare to travel back in time to the ages of pokemon, godzilla, and Draaagoonnn Bbaaaallll ZZeeeeeee:
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Aww, the days of real actor ninja turtles... I remember the splinter being the coolest thing ever seen on TV at that time. Yes, I did cry watching homeward bound, so fucking what?!
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You've never really played Chess properly until you have played it with the justice league.
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A fraction of my Spider-man collection. Of course I have the comic books and of course I have the movies, but nobody wants to see that boring stuff - and yes, that costume IS indeed for a build a bear kitty... Don't judge meeeee
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Blockbuster never did end up charging me $10...
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Tetsuo and Archie have a thing for each other, who am I to defy true love?
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Best... Movie... Ever... Actually, not really... In fact, its a terrible movie, but being the greasy nerd I am... I must have it.
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I pwn and yes baby, it takes D-Cell batteries.. you know, the ancient batteries you used to throw at girls.
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Instead of showing off my video game collection like I see many doing on this thread, I have decided to think outside the box - or inside the box rather. Here is my collection of all my old video game instruction booklets!
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You may close your mouth now. That isn't photoshopped, there is a N64 version of Starcraft and I rocked that baby out on Bloodbath everyday against computer on 'Fast' speed. 3 bunkers, 5 tanks, 20 minutes later, gogo!! Serious question tho, anyone else play Hey you, Pikachu??! You could talk (actually talk into a mic, which connects via hardwire to the n64 controllers) to pikachu and tell him to grab a kleenex or pick up a ball, or if you yelled at him he would cry. That game is soooo fun!
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Goijira! Hashire! With some crokinole action in the background.
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If it HAS to be one pic, I nominate this one. Full scan of nerdism. What goldens do we have here.. ahh yes, pocket monsters when pokemon was 151 and cool. Dragonball Z laminated poster. Couple sweet ass action figures. Nacho Libre mask. Some british comedy, Mr.Bean and Wallace and Gromit of course Pokemon the first movie - I did cry at the end when the two pikachus were fighting. Such senseless brutality, why Ash, why?! Uhhmmm, mario kart red Nintendo DS. Stack of comics in the back. Gantz season 1, and I have 2 but couldn't find it :|
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I was almost to ashamed to show my subscription of Cat Fancy magazine, but... no nerd king can hold his crown proudly without one.
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Speed racer collector's edition. If you said Mr. Chim Chim you are correct!!
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Just a close up of the epicness pokemon once was.
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Come on.... commeee onnnnn.... what a piece of dried turd stuck to your bum hair, pathetic, sexually violating your eyes, attempt of a movie that is. You could seriously shit in an old VHS box and sell it for more than that movie sold for - in fact, that is exactly what I did, hence there being no box for the movie. But it is mario brothers, so I must has.
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Figured Mr. Bean deserved a little bit of a close up.
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Ahh yes, the moneyshot - haha! Double entendre!!
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Just wash it when you.... you know what, just keep it man - just keep it...
USER WAS SEXUALLY ABUSED FOR THIS POST.
ryanpatmiller
Profile Joined April 2010
United States4 Posts
April 24 2010 04:32 GMT
#368
Starcraft 2 Pro Mod
Seriously what the F***
So glad it's not real
NrG.ZaM
Profile Joined March 2008
United States267 Posts
April 24 2010 04:33 GMT
#369
I'll just write a few haikus

Siege tanks on his cliff
Bordered by turrets, of course
Turbo newbie style

Starcraft 64
Playing it is quite a chore
But good for a snort

Strategic masters
Immaculate enactment
Shafted by KeSPA

Fastest map reavers
Quick drops are the greatest fun
"You fucking hacker"

5sz 1a
"Noobie: why r u so gay?"
5 pool is the way

I think that's all I've got in me right now.
Stropheum
Profile Joined January 2010
United States1124 Posts
April 24 2010 04:36 GMT
#370
haiku:
patch 9 came around
i haven't slept for two days
fucking larvae glitch
hellokitty[hk]
Profile Joined June 2009
United States1309 Posts
April 24 2010 04:38 GMT
#371
FakeSteve is sexy
I'll bow down in SC2
I CAN HAZ BETA?
People are imbeciles, lucky thing god made cats.
expendable
Profile Joined May 2009
United States17 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-04-24 04:43:19
April 24 2010 04:39 GMT
#372
SC haiku: Zealot

A flash of white light
A warriors' final breath
A dragoon is born

SC haiku #2: Critters

Poke Poke Poke Poke Poke
Poke Poke Poke Poke Poke Poke Poke
Poke Poke Poke Poke BOOM
iamtenninja
Profile Joined April 2010
United States162 Posts
April 24 2010 04:40 GMT
#373
I fight giant crabs
so many times - I'm a man!
Can you match my deeds?
Zergneedsfood
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
United States10671 Posts
April 24 2010 04:44 GMT
#374
Another couple that I thought about:

My blade, bathed in glory,
First to fight, last to retreat,
There's no shame in death,

We are only slaves,
All minds shared with the great one,
We live for the swarm

I paint a dot red,
I run as everything is,
Lost in an instant,
/人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\ Make a contract with me and join TLADT | Onodera isn't actually a girl, she's just a doormat you walk over to get to the girl. - Numy 2015
iamtenninja
Profile Joined April 2010
United States162 Posts
April 24 2010 04:45 GMT
#375
My post counts go up
As I vomit more and more
funny nonsense words
bill nye
Profile Joined April 2010
United States1 Post
Last Edited: 2010-04-24 05:17:41
April 24 2010 04:48 GMT
#376
Hello!

Here is my collection of hand-drawn starcraft related sketches, (sorry if the lighting and resolution are bad as my expertise does not carry over to photographs)

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commiboi
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States74 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-04-24 04:55:10
April 24 2010 04:49 GMT
#377
Fake Steve Van Halla
Bans them noobies all day long
Now Hosts a contest

Medic and Drop ship
Went and had lesbien sex
and made medivac

Its August Fifteenth
Dan S. up against Dan S.
Dan S. wins it all

Duh Idra will win
WTF CANCEL CC....
Bye my life savings..

Valkyrie, prepared
You're being very naughty
Don't keep me waiting



iamtenninja
Profile Joined April 2010
United States162 Posts
April 24 2010 04:49 GMT
#378
Ghosts show no mercy
They get their sights set on you
then snipe harvesters
psyt
Profile Joined April 2010
United States11 Posts
April 24 2010 04:49 GMT
#379
lonely dark archon
seldom seen in our meta
mind control my heart
NightOfTheDead
Profile Joined August 2009
Lithuania1711 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-04-24 05:21:15
April 24 2010 04:52 GMT
#380
Not enough low posters,
Not enough lame contests, (alternate:cool contests)
Kennigit's rolling on the floor laughing. (Alternate: His banhammer ready!)
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