By 'violent and malicious things', I assume Jon Jones means lots of accidentally eye-pokes and groin kicks. We have yet to see someone's pants get pulled all the way down in the octagon, so I'm definitely looking forward to that, and here are some other things that have yet to happen:

- Somebody's eyeball falls out
- The ref gets KO'd
- Someone throws up in the middle of a round
- Someone has diarrhea in the middle of a round
- The moonwalk
- A live chicken being thrown from the audience into the cage
- A one-armed man being signed to the UFC
- a 540 hook kick
- 360 superman punch
- Spinning face-slap
- Standing headbutt to the body (Zidane style)

SoSexy

Italy3725 Posts

January 04 2015 01:06 GMT

#22

At what time will Jones fight? It is 2 am here and would like to know

Zen5034

United States384 Posts

January 04 2015 01:31 GMT

#23

1st fight of the prelims just ended, so another 1 hour and 45 minutes at most.

GreenHorizons

United States23374 Posts

January 04 2015 01:48 GMT

#24

Dat backflip doe!

Less impressed by the KO than I am by the back flip. That dude must squat something ridiculous.

SynC[gm]

United States3127 Posts

January 04 2015 01:53 GMT

#25

UFC Lightweight Champion

Anthony Pettis is scheduled to fight

Rafael dos Anjos at UFC 185 on March 14th.

SynC[gm]

United States3127 Posts

January 04 2015 02:12 GMT

#26

Man, Garbrandt has an appealing style of swagger to him. I'd love to see him fight some more later on

wei2coolman

United States60033 Posts

January 04 2015 02:24 GMT

#27

Did not expect that last second KO. Disgusting counter right there, those hooks were fucking absolutely brutal.

SynC[gm]

United States3127 Posts

January 04 2015 02:46 GMT

#28

SPINNING BACK FIST KO!!!

wei2coolman

United States60033 Posts

January 04 2015 02:50 GMT

#29

Castillo got outclassed so hard. Sick display of technical kicking.

Unattended Cake

United States877 Posts

January 04 2015 03:02 GMT

#30

That editing was actually kind of cool.

SynC[gm]

United States3127 Posts

January 04 2015 03:14 GMT

#31

Let's see if Lombard can beat Burkman convincingly enough to take a title shot away from Hendricks

wei2coolman

United States60033 Posts

January 04 2015 03:21 GMT

#32

Jeez Lombard looks like a fucking mini-Overeem, must be eating his horsemeat.

SynC[gm]

United States3127 Posts

January 04 2015 03:23 GMT

#33

Lombard needs to cut off the angle instead of plodding along. Otherwise, it's gonna end up like his fight with Boestch.

wei2coolman

United States60033 Posts

January 04 2015 03:26 GMT

#34

On January 04 2015 12:23 SynC[gm] wrote:
Lombard needs to cut off the angle instead of plodding along. Otherwise, it's gonna end up like his fight with Boestch.

Looks like Burkman is looking for the overhand right for a finish by baiting in Lombard. Lombard can safely coast the next round for the win.

What a boring fight.

SynC[gm]

United States3127 Posts

January 04 2015 03:36 GMT

#35

I like how my message didn't go through...

Basically, felt like Burkman got tired midway through the second round, and Lombard definitely fought smart (or could be him hesitating) when Burkman had his hands down and was wary of the right hand coming. I think there were moments during the 2nd when Lombard had his left hand up, anticipating the right to catch it, and throw a counter behind it.

SynC[gm]

United States3127 Posts

January 04 2015 03:37 GMT

#36

What the fudge? Bruce Buffer's intro was Hector "Lightning" Lombard, but then said Hector "Showeather" Lombard...

I don't understand, haha

wei2coolman

United States60033 Posts

January 04 2015 04:39 GMT

#37

That fight was cancerous level bad.

GreenHorizons

United States23374 Posts

January 04 2015 04:43 GMT

#38

This one should make up for it a bit. Donald wants to teach 'this kid' a lesson.

wei2coolman

United States60033 Posts

January 04 2015 04:45 GMT

#39

UFC could learn a lot about fighter entrances from Pride FC

GreenHorizons

United States23374 Posts

January 04 2015 04:59 GMT

#40

On January 04 2015 13:45 wei2coolman wrote:
UFC could learn a lot about fighter entrances from Pride FC

Yeah no kidding!

I've been waiting for someone to come out to the ring and then when the ref pats them down I want them to just unload all sorts of ridiculous weapons and cheap tricks like dust, brass knuckles, maybe a cattle prod, a bottle of baby/olive oil, a butterfly knife, a prison style shank, and a slingshot, maybe some other stuff too.

Mayhem Miller had some flair and might have been the one to do it, he just couldn't win the fights to take it all the way to the big shows.