Example of one of the nicer cover letters, used with permission:
Matthias,
This job sounds amazing, and I want to be a part of what you’re doing. I’ve been looking for something like this for years. Your line about looking for “borderline autistic traits” made me laugh – I’ve been thinking there should be a job out there for someone like me, who’d rather spend hours sorting, organizing and tagging media files than actually watching them. Scanning through hundreds of keywords, trying to optimize a campaign sounds like a dream job. My girlfriend thinks I’m nuts, but, well, yeah.
I was just thinking about studying SQL to become a database admin, but this sounds even better, as I could learn SQL and still be learning and doing other things.
Aside from the practical work, I’m interested on a philosophical level. I’ve been known to speak too passionately on topics like privacy, encryption, Snowden, etc, so people sometimes want to talk about how they find targeted advertising creepy. That’s when I surprise them. For me, the main thing wrong with targeted advertising is that it isn’t good enough yet. I’ve had serious debates with friends about the future of newspapers, the web and online advertising, and I very much believe in online advertising as an industry. I think it’s a net positive for everybody, and I’d like to be involved.
For a while, I played poker online and in casinos. There were a lot of things I liked about it. Playing professionally is very complex – you need to intuit and evaluate the odds constantly, very quickly, and I was great at that. But I burned out on it. Once you’ve played through thousands of hands, there’s nothing more to learn. There’s no growth, there’s nothing new, and worst of all, you’re not actually doing anything. You’re not producing anything of value for anybody. I think I could apply some of the same general sort of skills in this job, but for something that’s beneficial.
And while I never got into Starcraft, I did play a lot of C&C back in the day, and Civilization is the only thing I’ve ever actually been addicted to – I swear that game is worse than cigarettes. I look at Civ 5 like a junkie staring at a morphine factory, but I can’t allow it on my hard drive. Anyway, culturally, working with fellow gamers is a plus for me.
I’ve got a broad mix of skills, from the creative side of writing and graphic design to the mildly OCD organizational stuff to general tech skills, and I know how to find whatever I need to know fast. Like, I’ve never had a reason to dig in and learn Javascript, but I’ve poked at it enough to know it wouldn’t be hard to pick up.
I’m interested in working with your group full-time and for the long haul. Everything about this suits my skills, temperament, and lifestyle. I spent nine years as an expat and I want the freedom to move and be independent, but I also want to be working as part of a team, and I’m confident I’d be a benefit to yours. I’m excited to see what kinds of tests you’ve worked up.
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