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On August 17 2015 02:55 Requizen wrote:Show nested quote +On August 17 2015 02:54 AsmodeusXI wrote:On August 17 2015 02:37 Requizen wrote:On August 17 2015 02:33 jcarlsoniv wrote:On August 17 2015 02:15 Requizen wrote:
I thought I put a desk and chair together so I would have a place to work but really I put it together so this Otter can take over and kick me off my computer to browse Imgur. oh yeah, did we mention you have to buy her a computer too? She has a laptop. The laziness is real. I've eliminated my gf's interest in my desktop with my mechanical keyboard. It's just different enough from the other keyboards she uses that she doesn't want to use it. I highly suggest this. I've tried. My mechanical doesn't even have keycaps but she likes tapping away and trying to type by trial and error lol.
Damn.
Switch it to Dvorak.
Guaranteed avoidance.
Disclaimer: you won't be able to use the keyboard either.
On August 17 2015 02:53 Ketara wrote:
We had a party Friday night (we have parties basically every Friday night) and one of my Thai friends who lives down the street (and is very girl next doorsy and just shows up giving me random cooked food and shit UGH) comes to these parties, but she works evenings so she usually gets there pretty late.
And this time when she came the food was almost all gone and people were still eating, so I made her a plate of food just to make sure she'd get some before it was gone.
And suddenly it was half an hour of OH RYAN WHY DIDNT YOU MAKE A PLATE OF FOOD FOR ME, WHY DOES FERN GET SPECIAL TREATMENT, OH WE'RE GONNA KEEP OUR EYES ON YOU BLAH BLAH BLAH
Then I got tired and wanted to go to bed and I was told that I was not allowed to go to bed because the girls were not tired yet and I had to stay there until they were ready for me to leave.
T_T
I tolerate this humblebragging because it's entertaining and also because you had to go through so much shit to get to this point. Karma should be swinging in your favor now, but still.
* hi senpaiiii~ want to try my cooking? *
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I've only met one person in my life who actually used Dvorak.
Was a really nerdy graduate student chick.
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On August 17 2015 02:57 AsmodeusXI wrote:
* hi senpaiiii~ want to try my cooking? *
I don't speak Thai but I'm pretty sure that's what she's actually saying when she shows up.
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Yo Sung_Moon, you see that Agalor catch?
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On August 17 2015 03:01 Ketara wrote:Show nested quote +On August 17 2015 02:57 AsmodeusXI wrote:
* hi senpaiiii~ want to try my cooking? * I don't speak Thai but I'm pretty sure that's what she's actually saying when she shows up.
Sometimes you just got to let the penis do the decision making son. That's what Ise-kun would do. Dress break that shit.
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On August 17 2015 03:02 Numy wrote:Show nested quote +On August 17 2015 03:01 Ketara wrote:On August 17 2015 02:57 AsmodeusXI wrote:
* hi senpaiiii~ want to try my cooking? * I don't speak Thai but I'm pretty sure that's what she's actually saying when she shows up. Sometimes you just got to let the penis do the decision making son. That's what Ise-kun would do. Dress break that shit.
And now I'm reminded I'm roughly 10 episodes behind.
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Who's Ise-kun?
I should start writing fanfictions of what my actual day to day life is like and see how close to a harem anime script I can get it without making anything up.
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On August 17 2015 02:57 AsmodeusXI wrote:Show nested quote +On August 17 2015 02:55 Requizen wrote:On August 17 2015 02:54 AsmodeusXI wrote:On August 17 2015 02:37 Requizen wrote:On August 17 2015 02:33 jcarlsoniv wrote:On August 17 2015 02:15 Requizen wrote:
I thought I put a desk and chair together so I would have a place to work but really I put it together so this Otter can take over and kick me off my computer to browse Imgur. oh yeah, did we mention you have to buy her a computer too? She has a laptop. The laziness is real. I've eliminated my gf's interest in my desktop with my mechanical keyboard. It's just different enough from the other keyboards she uses that she doesn't want to use it. I highly suggest this. I've tried. My mechanical doesn't even have keycaps but she likes tapping away and trying to type by trial and error lol. Damn. Switch it to Dvorak. Guaranteed avoidance. Disclaimer: you won't be able to use the keyboard either. Show nested quote +On August 17 2015 02:53 Ketara wrote:
We had a party Friday night (we have parties basically every Friday night) and one of my Thai friends who lives down the street (and is very girl next doorsy and just shows up giving me random cooked food and shit UGH) comes to these parties, but she works evenings so she usually gets there pretty late.
And this time when she came the food was almost all gone and people were still eating, so I made her a plate of food just to make sure she'd get some before it was gone.
And suddenly it was half an hour of OH RYAN WHY DIDNT YOU MAKE A PLATE OF FOOD FOR ME, WHY DOES FERN GET SPECIAL TREATMENT, OH WE'RE GONNA KEEP OUR EYES ON YOU BLAH BLAH BLAH
Then I got tired and wanted to go to bed and I was told that I was not allowed to go to bed because the girls were not tired yet and I had to stay there until they were ready for me to leave.
T_T I tolerate this humblebragging because it's entertaining and also because you had to go through so much shit to get to this point. Karma should be swinging in your favor now, but still. * hi senpaiiii~ want to try my cooking? *
sounds like you're being a little bitch ketara
they are just trolling you and then you actually listened to them
its just like what happens on teamliquid actually
americans huh
anyway she clearly wants dat ass
that's what I always assume when people make me food randomly
makes a lot of situations awkward when you have sisters
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No the Thai girl legitimately has a crush on me, but she's not very westernized so it's one of those things where if you go on even a first date with her you're expected to get married and have children and never leave, and I neither want to do that nor take advantage of her so I basically just can't do anything.
I like the food though.
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On August 17 2015 03:05 Ketara wrote:
Who's Ise-kun?
I should start writing fanfictions of what my actual day to day life is like and see how close to a harem anime script I can get it without making anything up.
Main character in an ecchi anime.
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Somebody come on TS and talk to me, it's 1 AM and I've got nothing to do while I wait for this dumb League game.
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On August 17 2015 03:17 Ansibled wrote:
Is it HS DxD?
Yes.
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Google-fu tells me yes (but I have to look at the images results and then the original page, Google doesn't check for the -).
Ketara, you're just asking for it if you don't just go to sleep when you want. Now depends on how you interpret "it", I guess it turns out 0K if it's "humble brags on TL" over "being made the butt of the jokes".
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Today I got girl advice from Alaric.
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I'm pretty sure they don't need to be girls to take advantage of you if you're that passive. But maybe the fact that they're girls makes you enjoy it.
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Kingdom Hearts 3 panel is going on right now but no stream D:
MY FEELS
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ketara getting told by alaric
ho damn
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On August 17 2015 03:31 Alaric wrote:
I'm pretty sure they don't need to be girls to take advantage of you if you're that passive. But maybe the fact that they're girls makes you enjoy it.
tl;dr
On August 17 2015 03:05 Slayer91 wrote:
sounds like you're being a little bitch ketara
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Alaric has been living the harem life for many moons. He knows how to juggle MC responsibilities in order to maintain the ecosystem. One might call him The French Raku.
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EPT
