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Slayer91
Profile Joined February 2006
Ireland23335 Posts
Last Edited: 2014-01-21 19:16:40
January 21 2014 19:16 GMT
#19561
On January 22 2014 04:15 jcarlsoniv wrote:
@EU: when can we start calling people "wankers"?


u wot m8?
Zdrastochye
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
Ivory Coast6262 Posts
January 21 2014 19:16 GMT
#19562
Soniv is such a fake New Englander. Springfield is more like a wannabe NYC.
Hey! How you doin'?
Lord Tolkien
Profile Joined November 2012
United States12083 Posts
January 21 2014 19:18 GMT
#19563
On January 22 2014 04:16 Zdrastochye wrote:
Soniv is such a fake New Englander. Springfield is more like a wannabe NYC.

whoever lives in springfield: say hi to the Simpsons for me
"His father is pretty juicy tbh." ~WaveofShadow
Roffles *
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
Pitcairn19291 Posts
January 21 2014 19:20 GMT
#19564
Hey shitters, it's y'all. Short for you all. Buncha dumbass northerners.
God Bless
ComaDose
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
Canada10357 Posts
January 21 2014 19:22 GMT
#19565
y'all southerners are touchy
BW pros training sc2 is like kiss making a dub step album.
Lord Tolkien
Profile Joined November 2012
United States12083 Posts
January 21 2014 19:24 GMT
#19566
On January 22 2014 04:20 Roffles wrote:
Hey shitters, it's y'all. Short for you all. Buncha dumbass northerners.

Are you still salty about that "War of Northern Aggression" and that Sherman guy?
"His father is pretty juicy tbh." ~WaveofShadow
Roffles *
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
Pitcairn19291 Posts
January 21 2014 19:24 GMT
#19567
Ignorant northerners ain't appreciating the culture of the deep south
God Bless
Cixah
Profile Joined July 2010
United States11285 Posts
January 21 2014 19:26 GMT
#19568
I just want some Country Fried Steak and some nice Sweet Tea.

That and for it not to be 40 in January.
Hug The Goat! Hug the Goat! Hug the Goat!
Gahlo
Profile Joined February 2010
United States35173 Posts
January 21 2014 19:27 GMT
#19569
On January 22 2014 04:15 jcarlsoniv wrote:
@EU: when can we start calling people "wankers"?

We're on probation due to the LCS casters' use of cheeky. T_T
jcarlsoniv
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States27922 Posts
January 21 2014 19:28 GMT
#19570
On January 22 2014 04:20 Roffles wrote:
Hey shitters, it's y'all. Short for you all. Buncha dumbass northerners.


Did I or did I not say that you have to improperly use apostrophes??
Soniv ||| Soniv#1962 ||| @jcarlsoniv ||| The Big Golem ||| Join the Glorious Evolution. What's your favorite aminal, a bear? ||| Joe "Don't call me Daniel" "Soniv" "Daniel" Carlsberg LXIX ||| Paging Dr. John Shadow
Roffles *
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
Pitcairn19291 Posts
January 21 2014 19:32 GMT
#19571
On January 22 2014 04:28 jcarlsoniv wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 22 2014 04:20 Roffles wrote:
Hey shitters, it's y'all. Short for you all. Buncha dumbass northerners.


Did I or did I not say that you have to improperly use apostrophes??

You be trippin'
God Bless
ComaDose
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
Canada10357 Posts
January 21 2014 19:33 GMT
#19572
y'all cheeky wankers be trippin'
BW pros training sc2 is like kiss making a dub step album.
Roffles *
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
Pitcairn19291 Posts
Last Edited: 2014-01-21 19:33:59
January 21 2014 19:33 GMT
#19573
Shut up Canada.

USA USA USA USA USA
God Bless
Requizen
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States33802 Posts
January 21 2014 19:45 GMT
#19574
At this point there are no options left.

By the power vested in me by the Great Ban God, I hereby smite your account.

The Emperor Protects.


MoonBear confirmed Loyalist mon-keigh
It's your boy Guzma!
Alaric
Profile Joined November 2009
France45622 Posts
Last Edited: 2014-01-21 19:47:51
January 21 2014 19:46 GMT
#19575
I like how we've got Cheep for the formal lessons, and Roffles for the colloquial.

On January 22 2014 01:35 jcarlsoniv wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 22 2014 01:33 Cixah wrote:
On January 22 2014 01:23 Alaric wrote:
On January 21 2014 23:22 jcarlsoniv wrote:
On January 21 2014 21:11 Alaric wrote:
On January 21 2014 15:46 Zdrastochye wrote:
For Wave
+ Show Spoiler +
So Kripp (aka the hunter) has two cards and a flametongue totem in play. Do not worry that he's playing seemingly three decks at once with those cards, they are merely placeholders. I made them gold for you since you like shiny things. In this first picture we see Kripp's board state, for purposes of simplicity I'm not showing his opponent, merely showing his board to demonstrate when your Canadian schooling has failed you.

[image loading]

So as you can see both minions would be benefiting from the flametongue totem as per the flametongue card. He sees them both getting the buff and assumes them in this order.
In reality, his board is bugged, only slightly, but bugged nonetheless. In the second picture you see the ACTUAL board as his opponent does and notice that in fact the order of his two cards besides flametongue are in fact reversed.

[image loading]

When Kripp is choosing to play his rocketeer, he is assuming that, although he knows his board is bugged, as long as he inserts the rocketeer either to the left of minion 1 (aka the Master of Stealth) or to the right of minion 2 (aka the Doomguard) his rocketeer will obtain the buff, thereby killing his opponent (not pictured).

[image loading]

Now, if we jump back into the eyes of our opponent, and observe the true board state, our hero Kripp is actually considering playing AROUND the flametongue totem buff and is making the fatal error that only a turbonewbie would make, as the final image depicts.

[image loading]

I hope I've taught you to see the light, my friend.

Sincerely yours, and everyone else's who just happen to be reading this thread,
Zdrastochye


Hope that clears things up.

But how can you know it's bugged, then?

Also Gerudo Valley symphonic version at work makes even css nitpicking bearable.


The entire OoT symphonic sound track is amazing.

But all of it doesn't use wooden percussions. Simple pleasures man.


You may or may not know about this already, but it's pretty freaking sweet.

http://theophany-rmx.bandcamp.com/album/times-end-majoras-mask-remixed

It's a "Remastered" version of the Majora's Mask Soundtrack.


I know what I'm listening to this afternoon.


On January 22 2014 01:52 AsmodeusXI wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 22 2014 01:33 Cixah wrote:
On January 22 2014 01:23 Alaric wrote:
On January 21 2014 23:22 jcarlsoniv wrote:
On January 21 2014 21:11 Alaric wrote:
On January 21 2014 15:46 Zdrastochye wrote:
For Wave
+ Show Spoiler +
So Kripp (aka the hunter) has two cards and a flametongue totem in play. Do not worry that he's playing seemingly three decks at once with those cards, they are merely placeholders. I made them gold for you since you like shiny things. In this first picture we see Kripp's board state, for purposes of simplicity I'm not showing his opponent, merely showing his board to demonstrate when your Canadian schooling has failed you.

[image loading]

So as you can see both minions would be benefiting from the flametongue totem as per the flametongue card. He sees them both getting the buff and assumes them in this order.
In reality, his board is bugged, only slightly, but bugged nonetheless. In the second picture you see the ACTUAL board as his opponent does and notice that in fact the order of his two cards besides flametongue are in fact reversed.

[image loading]

When Kripp is choosing to play his rocketeer, he is assuming that, although he knows his board is bugged, as long as he inserts the rocketeer either to the left of minion 1 (aka the Master of Stealth) or to the right of minion 2 (aka the Doomguard) his rocketeer will obtain the buff, thereby killing his opponent (not pictured).

[image loading]

Now, if we jump back into the eyes of our opponent, and observe the true board state, our hero Kripp is actually considering playing AROUND the flametongue totem buff and is making the fatal error that only a turbonewbie would make, as the final image depicts.

[image loading]

I hope I've taught you to see the light, my friend.

Sincerely yours, and everyone else's who just happen to be reading this thread,
Zdrastochye


Hope that clears things up.

But how can you know it's bugged, then?

Also Gerudo Valley symphonic version at work makes even css nitpicking bearable.


The entire OoT symphonic sound track is amazing.

But all of it doesn't use wooden percussions. Simple pleasures man.


You may or may not know about this already, but it's pretty freaking sweet.

http://theophany-rmx.bandcamp.com/album/times-end-majoras-mask-remixed

It's a "Remastered" version of the Majora's Mask Soundtrack.


I just want people to send me these all the time.







Edit : oh wow, I should have used links instead. Thumbnails gonna make everyone run away.
Cant take LMS hipsters serious.
Nos-
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
Canada12016 Posts
January 21 2014 19:47 GMT
#19576
wait is that Yango's second ever ban I see above MB's
Bronze player stuck in platinum
Requizen
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States33802 Posts
January 21 2014 19:48 GMT
#19577
On January 22 2014 04:46 Alaric wrote:
I like how we've got Cheep for the formal lessons, and Roffles for the colloquial.

Two sides of the same coin. Carnivorous Roffles plz.
It's your boy Guzma!
Lord Tolkien
Profile Joined November 2012
United States12083 Posts
January 21 2014 19:49 GMT
#19578
On January 22 2014 04:45 Requizen wrote:
Show nested quote +
At this point there are no options left.

By the power vested in me by the Great Ban God, I hereby smite your account.

The Emperor Protects.


MoonBear confirmed Loyalist mon-keigh

Treacherous Xenos filth. What is it like knowing that your lasting contribution to the galaxy was spawning a Chaos God of Lust, Perversions, and Cross-Dressing? And lets be real here, the colors totally clash. Electric purple/pink? So last millennium.
"His father is pretty juicy tbh." ~WaveofShadow
Requizen
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States33802 Posts
January 21 2014 19:51 GMT
#19579
On January 22 2014 04:49 Lord Tolkien wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 22 2014 04:45 Requizen wrote:
At this point there are no options left.

By the power vested in me by the Great Ban God, I hereby smite your account.

The Emperor Protects.


MoonBear confirmed Loyalist mon-keigh

Treacherous Xenos filth. What is it like knowing that your lasting contribution to the galaxy was spawning a Chaos God of Lust, Perversions, and Cross-Dressing? And lets be real here, the colors totally clash. Electric purple/pink? So last millennium.

And the humans still worship a corpse and treat their people like expendable fodder.
It's your boy Guzma!
MoonBear
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
Straight outta Johto18973 Posts
Last Edited: 2014-01-21 19:54:42
January 21 2014 19:53 GMT
#19580
On January 22 2014 04:46 Alaric wrote:
Edit : oh wow, I should have used links instead. Thumbnails gonna make everyone run away.

I like IOSYS and 07th Expansion.

On January 22 2014 04:49 Lord Tolkien wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 22 2014 04:45 Requizen wrote:
At this point there are no options left.

By the power vested in me by the Great Ban God, I hereby smite your account.

The Emperor Protects.


MoonBear confirmed Loyalist mon-keigh

Treacherous Xenos filth. What is it like knowing that your lasting contribution to the galaxy was spawning a Chaos God of Lust, Perversions, and Cross-Dressing? And lets be real here, the colors totally clash. Electric purple/pink? So last millennium.

I thought he played Necrons? But Req's also gushed over the new Tyranids minis. So idk.

I also now have the urge to go drool over some Forgeworld stuff...
ModeratorA dream. Do you have one that has cursed you like that? Or maybe... a wish?
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