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Dandel Ion
Profile Joined November 2010
Austria17960 Posts
May 28 2015 15:37 GMT
#101821
there have been very trustworthy sources claiming that some men have been pregnant

men of course being a broad definition but im sure toolk is openminded

i know where my money is
A backwards poet writes inverse.
WaveofShadow
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Canada31495 Posts
May 28 2015 15:41 GMT
#101822
On May 29 2015 00:34 killerdog wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 28 2015 11:58 Scip wrote:
On May 28 2015 11:56 Lord Tolkien wrote:
On May 28 2015 11:52 Scip wrote:
On May 28 2015 11:31 Requizen wrote:
On May 28 2015 11:07 Carnivorous Sheep wrote:
>mfw giving money to your parents is optional.

Must be nice to be white.

You're just paying them back for raising you feeding you clothing you and giving you a home for something like 18+ years.

My mum said something really cute a long time ago

she said she expects me to pay that back to my own children :3

*scip as a dad*

uh, no, can't imagine it

you can, but you don't want to, your mind just shies away from it

We could start a betting pool

Who's more likely to have kids, scip or lt

Show nested quote +
On May 29 2015 00:15 Cixah wrote:
I fell out of my bed in my sleep. My back hurts now.


Your last 3 posts are painting a depressing picture of your day :<
+ Show Spoiler +
[image loading]

I would never put money on that.
twitch.tv/waveofshadow ||| Winner of AHGL's So You Think You Can Cast! ||| Juicy Dad for lyfe ||| 'idk i get a kick out of stupid things' - Jarms Yarng
ComaDose
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
Canada10357 Posts
May 28 2015 15:42 GMT
#101823
does donating sperm count? do they tell you if it gets used?
BW pros training sc2 is like kiss making a dub step album.
jcarlsoniv
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States27922 Posts
May 28 2015 15:45 GMT
#101824
Would LT have to sire the child, or would he just have to have custody of the child? Adoption is totally legit and awesome.
Soniv ||| Soniv#1962 ||| @jcarlsoniv ||| The Big Golem ||| Join the Glorious Evolution. What's your favorite aminal, a bear? ||| Joe "Don't call me Daniel" "Soniv" "Daniel" Carlsberg LXIX ||| Paging Dr. John Shadow
WaveofShadow
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Canada31495 Posts
May 28 2015 15:51 GMT
#101825
That's actually a great question. I'd assume not everyone has those 'I want a small version of me' instincts (I did), but in the case where you sort of have a legitimate choice (I know technically y you always do but meh) which would tolk choose?
twitch.tv/waveofshadow ||| Winner of AHGL's So You Think You Can Cast! ||| Juicy Dad for lyfe ||| 'idk i get a kick out of stupid things' - Jarms Yarng
killerdog
Profile Joined February 2010
Denmark6522 Posts
Last Edited: 2015-05-28 15:53:56
May 28 2015 15:52 GMT
#101826
On May 29 2015 00:45 jcarlsoniv wrote:
Would LT have to sire the child, or would he just have to have custody of the child? Adoption is totally legit and awesome.

adoption allowed ofc
On May 29 2015 00:41 WaveofShadow wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 29 2015 00:34 killerdog wrote:
On May 28 2015 11:58 Scip wrote:
On May 28 2015 11:56 Lord Tolkien wrote:
On May 28 2015 11:52 Scip wrote:
On May 28 2015 11:31 Requizen wrote:
On May 28 2015 11:07 Carnivorous Sheep wrote:
>mfw giving money to your parents is optional.

Must be nice to be white.

You're just paying them back for raising you feeding you clothing you and giving you a home for something like 18+ years.

My mum said something really cute a long time ago

she said she expects me to pay that back to my own children :3

*scip as a dad*

uh, no, can't imagine it

you can, but you don't want to, your mind just shies away from it

We could start a betting pool

Who's more likely to have kids, scip or lt

On May 29 2015 00:15 Cixah wrote:
I fell out of my bed in my sleep. My back hurts now.


Your last 3 posts are painting a depressing picture of your day :<
+ Show Spoiler +
[image loading]

I would never put money on that.

edit: it wasn't that kind of question wave -.-
WaveofShadow
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Canada31495 Posts
May 28 2015 15:54 GMT
#101827
What? I meant I wouldn't put money on it because I don't see a clear winner and therefore betting would be difficult.
twitch.tv/waveofshadow ||| Winner of AHGL's So You Think You Can Cast! ||| Juicy Dad for lyfe ||| 'idk i get a kick out of stupid things' - Jarms Yarng
killerdog
Profile Joined February 2010
Denmark6522 Posts
Last Edited: 2015-05-28 15:55:10
May 28 2015 15:54 GMT
#101828
On May 29 2015 00:54 WaveofShadow wrote:
What? I meant I wouldn't put money on it because I don't see a clear winner and therefore betting would be difficult.

Oh, sorry

Thought you were being all mature and disapproving again :p
killerdog
Profile Joined February 2010
Denmark6522 Posts
May 28 2015 15:57 GMT
#101829
Remember, scip could always randomly get into lcs and have a rabid fangirl steal his sperm
jcarlsoniv
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States27922 Posts
Last Edited: 2015-05-28 15:58:43
May 28 2015 15:57 GMT
#101830
On May 29 2015 00:51 WaveofShadow wrote:
That's actually a great question. I'd assume not everyone has those 'I want a small version of me' instincts (I did), but in the case where you sort of have a legitimate choice (I know technically y you always do but meh) which would tolk choose?


FWIW, my youngest brother is basically a smarter (at least, he probably will be), stronger, Asian small version of me. Don't have to be blood to make a little clone.

On May 29 2015 00:57 killerdog wrote:
Remember, scip could always randomly get into lcs and have a rabid fangirl steal his sperm


I think he's got a better chance of having a kid in the normal way than making it into LCS.

#shotsfired
Soniv ||| Soniv#1962 ||| @jcarlsoniv ||| The Big Golem ||| Join the Glorious Evolution. What's your favorite aminal, a bear? ||| Joe "Don't call me Daniel" "Soniv" "Daniel" Carlsberg LXIX ||| Paging Dr. John Shadow
Dandel Ion
Profile Joined November 2010
Austria17960 Posts
Last Edited: 2015-05-28 15:58:25
May 28 2015 15:57 GMT
#101831
On May 29 2015 00:57 killerdog wrote:
Remember, scip could always randomly get into lcs and have a rabid fangirl steal his sperm

not without passion he wont
A backwards poet writes inverse.
killerdog
Profile Joined February 2010
Denmark6522 Posts
May 28 2015 15:59 GMT
#101832
On May 29 2015 00:57 Dandel Ion wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 29 2015 00:57 killerdog wrote:
Remember, scip could always randomly get into lcs and have a rabid fangirl steal his sperm

not without passion he wont

Well you could say that works for both ways :p
WaveofShadow
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Canada31495 Posts
May 28 2015 15:59 GMT
#101833
On May 29 2015 00:57 jcarlsoniv wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 29 2015 00:51 WaveofShadow wrote:
That's actually a great question. I'd assume not everyone has those 'I want a small version of me' instincts (I did), but in the case where you sort of have a legitimate choice (I know technically y you always do but meh) which would tolk choose?


FWIW, my youngest brother is basically a smarter (at least, he probably will be), stronger, Asian small version of me. Don't have to be blood to make a little clone.

Show nested quote +
On May 29 2015 00:57 killerdog wrote:
Remember, scip could always randomly get into lcs and have a rabid fangirl steal his sperm


I think he's got a better chance of having a kid in the normal way than making it into LCS.

#shotsfired

The best part about that shot is that it is absolutely true.
twitch.tv/waveofshadow ||| Winner of AHGL's So You Think You Can Cast! ||| Juicy Dad for lyfe ||| 'idk i get a kick out of stupid things' - Jarms Yarng
Dandel Ion
Profile Joined November 2010
Austria17960 Posts
May 28 2015 16:02 GMT
#101834
idk it's more likely a dignitas wants him than a girl

not sure if being paid in mousepads really counts tho
A backwards poet writes inverse.
killerdog
Profile Joined February 2010
Denmark6522 Posts
May 28 2015 16:06 GMT
#101835
On May 29 2015 01:02 Dandel Ion wrote:
idk it's more likely a dignitas wants him than a girl

not sure if being paid in mousepads really counts tho

eh, forced it too hard, 2/5

Also SEXPEKE IS BACK
Dandel Ion
Profile Joined November 2010
Austria17960 Posts
May 28 2015 16:08 GMT
#101836
2 5 is fine, would not fold
A backwards poet writes inverse.
Scip
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Czech Republic11293 Posts
May 28 2015 16:19 GMT
#101837
On May 29 2015 00:57 killerdog wrote:
Remember, scip could always randomly get into lcs and have a rabid fangirl steal his sperm

Since I'm probably about to get raped by my finals, getting raped by a fangirl instead would be a nice change of pace.
"It may be pleasurable for some of us to imagine being ravished" - Christopher Hitchens in a debate with feminists RIP 2011 Psalm 2:9 You shall break them with a rod of iron
Ketara
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States15065 Posts
May 28 2015 16:58 GMT
#101838
In order for Scip to get into LCS, he has to make friends with other good players instead of hanging out with killerdog.
http://www.liquidlegends.net/forum/lol-general/502075-patch-61-league-of-legends-general-discussion?page=25#498
Ketara
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States15065 Posts
May 28 2015 17:00 GMT
#101839
Honestly Scip probably could get on like a challenger series team if he played with people at his skill level and learned junglers that teams actually want in compositions.
http://www.liquidlegends.net/forum/lol-general/502075-patch-61-league-of-legends-general-discussion?page=25#498
killerdog
Profile Joined February 2010
Denmark6522 Posts
May 28 2015 17:01 GMT
#101840
On May 29 2015 01:58 Ketara wrote:
In order for Scip to get into LCS, he has to make friends with other good players instead of hanging out with killerdog.

plz, i'm the guy nipping as his heels.

If I get around to getting diamond he'll instantly get challenger so he still doesn't have to duo with me :p
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