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Capped
Profile Blog Joined June 2011
United Kingdom7236 Posts
February 06 2015 20:04 GMT
#83901
On February 07 2015 05:02 Scip wrote:
Show nested quote +
On February 07 2015 04:57 Requizen wrote:
On February 07 2015 04:54 WaveofShadow wrote:
You know what's broken about me?
Fucking everything

Well you have a child, so at least one thing about you works

inb4 he discovers it isn't his
+ Show Spoiler +
PLS DONT SUE ME I HAD TO

REQUIZEN TEMPTED ME


Fuck thats harsh lmao
Useless wet fish.
jcarlsoniv
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States27922 Posts
Last Edited: 2015-02-06 20:07:01
February 06 2015 20:06 GMT
#83902
On February 07 2015 05:02 Scip wrote:
Show nested quote +
On February 07 2015 04:57 Requizen wrote:
On February 07 2015 04:54 WaveofShadow wrote:
You know what's broken about me?
Fucking everything

Well you have a child, so at least one thing about you works

inb4 he discovers it isn't his


having seen pictures of ShadowofWave, he is 1000% wave's kid

On February 07 2015 05:02 Slayer91 wrote:
wait what possible position can you be in with monkey bars which you support yourself with your hands where you then decide that you can catch yourself with your arms
what the fuck are you legs doing the whole time? fapping?


?

I was 8, so I was super short. The monkey bars were probably 6 (maybe more? not sure) feet up. That's a pretty long fall, and far enough to have time to realize I'm falling, put my arms back to catch me (in like, a pseudo-sitting position), and then not-so-quickly realize that was a terrible idea.

FWIW - that play ground was shut down because the equipment was deemed unsafe after a lot of people got injured doing different stuff lol
Soniv ||| Soniv#1962 ||| @jcarlsoniv ||| The Big Golem ||| Join the Glorious Evolution. What's your favorite aminal, a bear? ||| Joe "Don't call me Daniel" "Soniv" "Daniel" Carlsberg LXIX ||| Paging Dr. John Shadow
ComaDose
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
Canada10357 Posts
February 06 2015 20:06 GMT
#83903
woohoo canadian medical stuff. Go to walk in at 12:30 leave by 1:15 having gotten like 8 x-rays of my leg and don't pay anything. Get a call at 3 to say there was no fractures. I didnt think so since i can walk on it but i feel much better knowing for sure. Dunno why it hurts so fucking much tho.
BW pros training sc2 is like kiss making a dub step album.
jcarlsoniv
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States27922 Posts
February 06 2015 20:07 GMT
#83904
could just be a bone bruise - hurts like a bitch, takes forever to heal
Soniv ||| Soniv#1962 ||| @jcarlsoniv ||| The Big Golem ||| Join the Glorious Evolution. What's your favorite aminal, a bear? ||| Joe "Don't call me Daniel" "Soniv" "Daniel" Carlsberg LXIX ||| Paging Dr. John Shadow
red_
Profile Joined May 2010
United States8474 Posts
February 06 2015 20:10 GMT
#83905
I had a compound fracture + dislocated my pinky playing basketball when I was in 7th grade. It was pretty gnarly looking, my finger was basically hanging down the side of my hand and there was a little piece of bone hanging out. I had to get a pin put in my hand to make sure the break healed correctly, wore a full hand/wrist cast for ~4 months.
How did the experience of working at Mr Burns' Nuclear Plant influence Homer's composition of the Iliad and Odyssey?
Slayer91
Profile Joined February 2006
Ireland23342 Posts
Last Edited: 2015-02-06 20:13:32
February 06 2015 20:13 GMT
#83906
On February 07 2015 05:07 jcarlsoniv wrote:
could just be a bone bruise - hurts like a bitch, takes forever to heal


I guess it depends how hard you damage it?
kept hitting my right shin for some reason with wood ricochets over christmas
felt like it only took a week or something to heal though
now i have a noticeable bump in the middle of my shin where the bone is like 2x as thick
I guess I mostly got bruised and only minor fracture damage

lol brb going to break some baseball bats
Cixah
Profile Joined July 2010
United States11285 Posts
February 06 2015 20:14 GMT
#83907
WHITE BLACK TOKENS IS BACK IN MODERN

BRB SPENDING ALL OF THE MONEY ON THE FOIL DECK DONT CARE IF IT LOSES ITS THE BEST DECK

I'm excited.
Hug The Goat! Hug the Goat! Hug the Goat!
jcarlsoniv
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States27922 Posts
Last Edited: 2015-02-06 20:15:30
February 06 2015 20:14 GMT
#83908
On February 07 2015 05:13 Slayer91 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On February 07 2015 05:07 jcarlsoniv wrote:
could just be a bone bruise - hurts like a bitch, takes forever to heal


I guess it depends how hard you damage it?
kept hitting my right shin for some reason with wood ricochets over christmas
felt like it only took a week or something to heal though
now i have a noticeable bump in the middle of my shin where the bone is like 2x as thick

lol brb going to break some baseball bats


My shins are pretty hearty from 4 years of repeatedly hitting them on the pommel horse/wooden pommels daily. So much bleeding and pain.

But the worse one was when I got a bone bruise on my heel in the middle of season (I did a backflip on a hardwood floor during a wedding and landed poorly). Trying to do floor was miserable for a very long time.

On February 07 2015 05:14 Cixah wrote:
WHITE BLACK TOKENS IS BACK IN MODERN

BRB SPENDING ALL OF THE MONEY ON THE FOIL DECK DONT CARE IF IT LOSES ITS THE BEST DECK

I'm excited.


Forever Lingering Souls, never not Lingering Souls
Soniv ||| Soniv#1962 ||| @jcarlsoniv ||| The Big Golem ||| Join the Glorious Evolution. What's your favorite aminal, a bear? ||| Joe "Don't call me Daniel" "Soniv" "Daniel" Carlsberg LXIX ||| Paging Dr. John Shadow
Slayer91
Profile Joined February 2006
Ireland23342 Posts
Last Edited: 2015-02-06 20:17:23
February 06 2015 20:16 GMT
#83909
lol soniv failing at impressing the grills
or succeeding but failing at impressing his calcaneus
Requizen
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States33802 Posts
February 06 2015 20:17 GMT
#83910
On February 07 2015 05:14 Cixah wrote:
WHITE BLACK TOKENS IS BACK IN MODERN

BRB SPENDING ALL OF THE MONEY ON THE FOIL DECK DONT CARE IF IT LOSES ITS THE BEST DECK

I'm excited.

I know what this is!

This is one of those YuGiOh things, right?
It's your boy Guzma!
Cixah
Profile Joined July 2010
United States11285 Posts
February 06 2015 20:18 GMT
#83911
On February 07 2015 05:17 Requizen wrote:
Show nested quote +
On February 07 2015 05:14 Cixah wrote:
WHITE BLACK TOKENS IS BACK IN MODERN

BRB SPENDING ALL OF THE MONEY ON THE FOIL DECK DONT CARE IF IT LOSES ITS THE BEST DECK

I'm excited.

I know what this is!

This is one of those YuGiOh things, right?


Find a bridge, Make sure it's iced over, and jump and break your legs >
Hug The Goat! Hug the Goat! Hug the Goat!
Sunaj
Profile Joined November 2009
Canada2041 Posts
February 06 2015 20:20 GMT
#83912
Worst injury I had is half of my top front teeth are fake because I ate pavement doing a cartwheel over the handlebars of my bike when I was 8 or 9. It's mostly fine, but eating icecream sucks because there's still like a slight space between the caps and if I bite wrong it fucking hurts.
Requizen
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States33802 Posts
February 06 2015 20:24 GMT
#83913
On February 07 2015 05:18 Cixah wrote:
Show nested quote +
On February 07 2015 05:17 Requizen wrote:
On February 07 2015 05:14 Cixah wrote:
WHITE BLACK TOKENS IS BACK IN MODERN

BRB SPENDING ALL OF THE MONEY ON THE FOIL DECK DONT CARE IF IT LOSES ITS THE BEST DECK

I'm excited.

I know what this is!

This is one of those YuGiOh things, right?


Find a bridge, Make sure it's iced over, and jump and break your legs >

That's mean, buddy. Why are you mean?
It's your boy Guzma!
WiseBagus
Profile Joined September 2011
Canada452 Posts
February 06 2015 20:24 GMT
#83914
Looking to get into MTG is the deck builder kit on Amazon worth the money?
"When you come at the King, you best not miss"
jcarlsoniv
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States27922 Posts
February 06 2015 20:24 GMT
#83915
RIP WiseBagus
Soniv ||| Soniv#1962 ||| @jcarlsoniv ||| The Big Golem ||| Join the Glorious Evolution. What's your favorite aminal, a bear? ||| Joe "Don't call me Daniel" "Soniv" "Daniel" Carlsberg LXIX ||| Paging Dr. John Shadow
Cixah
Profile Joined July 2010
United States11285 Posts
Last Edited: 2015-02-06 20:32:12
February 06 2015 20:26 GMT
#83916
On February 07 2015 05:24 WiseBagus wrote:
Looking to get into MTG is the deck builder kit on Amazon worth the money?


No.

If you have never played get 2 of the 10 dollar precons and play them against each other with a friend, then find something you enjoy color wise and get those cards
Hug The Goat! Hug the Goat! Hug the Goat!
mordek
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
United States12705 Posts
Last Edited: 2015-02-06 20:28:24
February 06 2015 20:26 GMT
#83917
On February 07 2015 05:02 Slayer91 wrote:
wait what possible position can you be in with monkey bars which you support yourself with your hands where you then decide that you can catch yourself with your arms
what the fuck are you legs doing the whole time? fapping?

It's actually really common. You're in a swinging motion and slip. Legs go forward and you fall on your back. My little brother broke both his arms much like jcarl.

And heck yes, who didn't play the ground is lava??? Just dem silly euros or is it just Scip?
It is vanity to love what passes quickly and not to look ahead where eternal joy abides. Tiberius77 | Mordek #1881 "I took a mint!"
ketchup
Profile Joined August 2010
14521 Posts
February 06 2015 20:26 GMT
#83918
On February 07 2015 04:51 Scip wrote:

Recently my grandad broke his index finger, we were carrying a wardrobe face down and he had his hand on the hinges, we sealed the doors with duct tape but it wasnt enough, the doors opened and crushed his index finger. Pretty rekt.


Just imagining that is really painful. wtf ouch.

Also moving injuries = the worst. For some reason, I always end up hurting myself when helping people move. Just in case people are wondering, moving heavy furniture and accidentally putting it over your toe hurts a lot.
Slayer91
Profile Joined February 2006
Ireland23342 Posts
February 06 2015 20:28 GMT
#83919
doors opening is the classic rekt
you should hold them closed with one hand which is also holding weight or have one of the womenfolk hold it closed
Gahlo
Profile Joined February 2010
United States35174 Posts
February 06 2015 20:28 GMT
#83920
On February 07 2015 05:26 ketchup wrote:
Show nested quote +
On February 07 2015 04:51 Scip wrote:

Recently my grandad broke his index finger, we were carrying a wardrobe face down and he had his hand on the hinges, we sealed the doors with duct tape but it wasnt enough, the doors opened and crushed his index finger. Pretty rekt.


Just imagining that is really painful. wtf ouch.

Also moving injuries = the worst. For some reason, I always end up hurting myself when helping people move. Just in case people are wondering, moving heavy furniture and accidentally putting it over your toe hurts a lot.

Forearm forklifts are a life saver.
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