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jcarlsoniv
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States27922 Posts
February 06 2015 19:44 GMT
#83881
On February 07 2015 04:29 ComaDose wrote:
Show nested quote +
On February 07 2015 04:25 jcarlsoniv wrote:
On February 07 2015 04:23 ComaDose wrote:
On February 07 2015 02:31 jcarlsoniv wrote:
On February 07 2015 00:39 ComaDose wrote:
Tell us what you have planned req!

I am in excruciating pain. I went to Alestorm's Piratefest at the mod club last night and had a great time. I got smashed and moshed a bit and the only bad thing was i had to clean up my bloody nose after getting headbutt in the face. But then when we left I had to shove my friend out of the snowbank he parked in. I slipped and fell right on my leg. I can barely walk. driving to work was probably not the safest thing and putting on sock on that foot was the hardest most painful thing i've done to date. I ought to go get it checked out even tho I'm pretty sure its not broken and I don't really want crutches. We got poutine after tho and that was amazing. Aparently its "la poutine week" in Toronto w.e. that means but smokes poutine is amazing on any occasion. It did not possess magical leg healing properties like I hoped tho.

I love my ESPORTS shirt


When I was a kid, my dad slipped on the way to his car and hurt his ankle/leg pretty bad, but he was like "fuck it" and continued on. He walked on it for 3 days before my mom forced him to go to the doctor - it was super broken. Get that shit checked out yo.

yeah I went to the walk in on my lunch and doc recommended an xray so i had it done right there which was hella convenient now im just waiting for them to gimme a call. It hurts like hell. I've never broken a bone before so it would be lame if i broke my streak.


When I was 4, I was ice skating with my dad, wasn't paying attention and skated right into him, causing him to fall on top of me. I didn't think my leg was broken at all (I distinctly remember seeing the bruise, but thinking I was fine), but it definitely was. My dad also broke several ribs in the fall.

I have a lot of injury stories lol.

which was the worst to you? like a big cast for a long time kinda bad.
Fuck if they put my leg in a cast i wont be able to drive.


Yeah, I was in a cast/wheelchair for the second half of preschool (only in a wheelchair cuz I was too little for crutches).

On February 07 2015 04:39 Scip wrote:
And I thought I had it bad when I landed badly once and my ankle hurt for a day
you guys are crayy, never had anything worse than knees and elbows from being bad at biking.


Injuries come with the territory when you're physically active. You get used to them. Or, at least, you get used to managing/dealing with them.
Soniv ||| Soniv#1962 ||| @jcarlsoniv ||| The Big Golem ||| Join the Glorious Evolution. What's your favorite aminal, a bear? ||| Joe "Don't call me Daniel" "Soniv" "Daniel" Carlsberg LXIX ||| Paging Dr. John Shadow
Fildun
Profile Joined December 2012
Netherlands4124 Posts
February 06 2015 19:46 GMT
#83882
Oh Scip...
Got a broken leg from cross-country skiing a couple years ago because I crashed leg-first into a layer of ice :/
Wasn't very nice, it didn't really heal that well because apart from the breaking thing it was also really bruised and apparently some of my veins got messed up (??)
It's all back to normal now though, so I guess it didn't really matter.
Numy
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
South Africa35471 Posts
February 06 2015 19:48 GMT
#83883
Wasn't myself but I remember in school for PE we were playing football when a kid stepped weirdly on the ball, breaking his leg. You know those cringe football injures where the leg is hanging at an impossible angle in the sock? It was like that. Think that spooked me for life.
Slayer91
Profile Joined February 2006
Ireland23342 Posts
February 06 2015 19:49 GMT
#83884
You could have not broken you leg if you were better at cross-country skiing though
Scip
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Czech Republic11293 Posts
Last Edited: 2015-02-06 19:53:07
February 06 2015 19:51 GMT
#83885
Talking about injuries, my dad had a pretty funny/bizzare/scary one
when I was like 1yo? or so he had an epic argument with my mum, supposedly got so mad he punched the glass in the doors and the broken glass cut his wrist, one of his veins got cut and he was in danger of bleeding out
LOL did you ever get so mad you broke glass and almost died

Recently my grandad broke his index finger, we were carrying a wardrobe face down and he had his hand on the hinges, we sealed the doors with duct tape but it wasnt enough, the doors opened and crushed his index finger. Pretty rekt.
"It may be pleasurable for some of us to imagine being ravished" - Christopher Hitchens in a debate with feminists RIP 2011 Psalm 2:9 You shall break them with a rod of iron
Fildun
Profile Joined December 2012
Netherlands4124 Posts
February 06 2015 19:51 GMT
#83886
On February 07 2015 04:49 Slayer91 wrote:
You could have not broken you leg if you were better at cross-country skiing though

That goes for most if not all injuries.
Slayer91
Profile Joined February 2006
Ireland23342 Posts
February 06 2015 19:52 GMT
#83887
Yeah I could have gotten injured lots of times I'll just tott it all up to superior bone density and never going full retard IRL
jcarlsoniv
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States27922 Posts
February 06 2015 19:53 GMT
#83888
On February 07 2015 04:48 Numy wrote:
Wasn't myself but I remember in school for PE we were playing football when a kid stepped weirdly on the ball, breaking his leg. You know those cringe football injures where the leg is hanging at an impossible angle in the sock? It was like that. Think that spooked me for life.


I did that with my arm in 2nd grade. Fell off the monkey bars, put my arms behind me to catch myself (note - never ever ever put your arms behind you to catch yourself, it's better to fall wide and flat) and snapped my left arm right at the elbow. Went to my mom, said "I think I might have broke my arm". She helped get my sweatshirt off, and my radius/ulna were completely detached from humerus and dangling.
Soniv ||| Soniv#1962 ||| @jcarlsoniv ||| The Big Golem ||| Join the Glorious Evolution. What's your favorite aminal, a bear? ||| Joe "Don't call me Daniel" "Soniv" "Daniel" Carlsberg LXIX ||| Paging Dr. John Shadow
Fildun
Profile Joined December 2012
Netherlands4124 Posts
February 06 2015 19:53 GMT
#83889
On February 07 2015 04:52 Slayer91 wrote:
Yeah I could have gotten injured lots of times I'll just tott it all up to superior bone density and never going full retard IRL

Same goes for me except that one time. We're all so good at everything.
Capped
Profile Blog Joined June 2011
United Kingdom7236 Posts
Last Edited: 2015-02-06 19:54:24
February 06 2015 19:53 GMT
#83890
On February 07 2015 04:51 Scip wrote:
Talking about injuries, my dad had a pretty funny/bizzare/scary one
when I was like 1yo? or so he had an epic argument with my mum, supposedly got so mad he punched the glass in the doors and the broken glass cut his wrist, one of his veins got cut and he was in danger of bleeding out
LOL did you ever get so mad you broke glass and almost died


This is why i punch stuff that doesnt move when i punch it. Only pussies see a brick wall and walk to the softer object to punch because they know it wont hurt so much...Until it fights back and nearly kills you #GlassThug

It also has the added effect of you NOT wanting to punch it again after the first try!

Also Hi OT! remember i said i never come here anymore because of the new site..yeah...still dont I play league n shit again now too i just dont fucking come here LOL.
Useless wet fish.
Scip
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Czech Republic11293 Posts
February 06 2015 19:53 GMT
#83891
On February 07 2015 04:52 Slayer91 wrote:
Yeah I could have gotten injured lots of times I'll just tott it all up to superior bone density and never going full retard IRL

I have a feeling you've suffered a lot of psychological injuries in the past
"It may be pleasurable for some of us to imagine being ravished" - Christopher Hitchens in a debate with feminists RIP 2011 Psalm 2:9 You shall break them with a rod of iron
Slayer91
Profile Joined February 2006
Ireland23342 Posts
Last Edited: 2015-02-06 19:56:06
February 06 2015 19:54 GMT
#83892
See I used the monkey bars tons but I never fell down accidentally
+1 for teuts arms

On February 07 2015 04:53 Scip wrote:
Show nested quote +
On February 07 2015 04:52 Slayer91 wrote:
Yeah I could have gotten injured lots of times I'll just tott it all up to superior bone density and never going full retard IRL

I have a feeling you've suffered a lot of psychological injuries in the past


yeah its hard dealing with so much white cis-male priviledge

On February 07 2015 04:53 Capped wrote:
Show nested quote +
On February 07 2015 04:51 Scip wrote:
Talking about injuries, my dad had a pretty funny/bizzare/scary one
when I was like 1yo? or so he had an epic argument with my mum, supposedly got so mad he punched the glass in the doors and the broken glass cut his wrist, one of his veins got cut and he was in danger of bleeding out
LOL did you ever get so mad you broke glass and almost died


This is why i punch stuff that doesnt move when i punch it. Only pussies see a brick wall and walk to the softer object to punch because they know it wont hurt so much...Until it fights back and nearly kills you #GlassThug

It also has the added effect of you NOT wanting to punch it again after the first try!

Also Hi OT! remember i said i never come here anymore because of the new site..yeah...still dont I play league n shit again now too i just dont fucking come here LOL.


or just practice hitting brick walls lightly to build up bone density without injuring yourself
WaveofShadow
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Canada31495 Posts
February 06 2015 19:54 GMT
#83893
You know what's broken about me?
Fucking everything
twitch.tv/waveofshadow ||| Winner of AHGL's So You Think You Can Cast! ||| Juicy Dad for lyfe ||| 'idk i get a kick out of stupid things' - Jarms Yarng
jcarlsoniv
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States27922 Posts
February 06 2015 19:55 GMT
#83894
On February 07 2015 04:54 Slayer91 wrote:
See I used the monkey bars tons but I never fell down accidentally
+1 for teuts arms


we were playing The Ground is Lava, so I was on and off the various parts of the jungle gym a lot. Just happened to slip once.
Soniv ||| Soniv#1962 ||| @jcarlsoniv ||| The Big Golem ||| Join the Glorious Evolution. What's your favorite aminal, a bear? ||| Joe "Don't call me Daniel" "Soniv" "Daniel" Carlsberg LXIX ||| Paging Dr. John Shadow
Scip
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Czech Republic11293 Posts
February 06 2015 19:56 GMT
#83895
On February 07 2015 04:55 jcarlsoniv wrote:
Show nested quote +
On February 07 2015 04:54 Slayer91 wrote:
See I used the monkey bars tons but I never fell down accidentally
+1 for teuts arms


we were playing The Ground is Lava, so I was on and off the various parts of the jungle gym a lot. Just happened to slip once.

Shit son, Imma play that game right now
"It may be pleasurable for some of us to imagine being ravished" - Christopher Hitchens in a debate with feminists RIP 2011 Psalm 2:9 You shall break them with a rod of iron
Slayer91
Profile Joined February 2006
Ireland23342 Posts
Last Edited: 2015-02-06 19:58:44
February 06 2015 19:56 GMT
#83896
bar' caught me slippin l0l

i used to do the bat
its where you hang from the bars and then pull your body up and put your feet up on the bar too and then hang upside down like a bat and close your eyes
i was and still am very good at entertaining myself
Requizen
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States33802 Posts
February 06 2015 19:57 GMT
#83897
On February 07 2015 04:54 WaveofShadow wrote:
You know what's broken about me?
Fucking everything

Well you have a child, so at least one thing about you works
It's your boy Guzma!
Gahlo
Profile Joined February 2010
United States35174 Posts
February 06 2015 19:59 GMT
#83898
On February 07 2015 04:54 WaveofShadow wrote:
You know what's broken about me?
Fucking everything

Still got your heart, bb.

I guess the worst thing that ever happened to me was gashing my hip on an electrical box.
Slayer91
Profile Joined February 2006
Ireland23342 Posts
February 06 2015 20:02 GMT
#83899
wait what possible position can you be in with monkey bars which you support yourself with your hands where you then decide that you can catch yourself with your arms
what the fuck are you legs doing the whole time? fapping?
Scip
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Czech Republic11293 Posts
Last Edited: 2015-02-06 20:04:20
February 06 2015 20:02 GMT
#83900
On February 07 2015 04:57 Requizen wrote:
Show nested quote +
On February 07 2015 04:54 WaveofShadow wrote:
You know what's broken about me?
Fucking everything

Well you have a child, so at least one thing about you works

inb4 he discovers it isn't his
"It may be pleasurable for some of us to imagine being ravished" - Christopher Hitchens in a debate with feminists RIP 2011 Psalm 2:9 You shall break them with a rod of iron
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