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BlackPaladin
Profile Joined May 2010
United States9316 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-10-24 16:41:27
October 24 2013 16:38 GMT
#7601
On October 25 2013 00:33 jcarlsoniv wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 25 2013 00:32 xes wrote:
Or you can go to a bar and just get soda or a water and if people really ask you can either say "I'm not in the mood for drinking" or "I don't drink alcohol, just a personal thing" depending on which is the relevant one.

There's never anything wrong about being confident in your own choices.


^

I have a few friends who don't drink. I see no issues with it. And anyone who actually does care or make fun of you for not drinking isn't a person I'd want to spend time with anyway.

Show nested quote +
On October 25 2013 00:32 AsmodeusXI wrote:
Hopefully you drink because you like the taste of what you're drinking.

But maybe that's too well-adjusted.


Me and my college roommate were probably the only 2 people at my school that bought real beer.

Fuck your Keystone, random jock - I'm drinking some delicious IPAs.


I don't drink at all lol. I've tried some stuff in college but....yeah, no, alcohol just tastes nasty as fuck to me. And then some add flavoring to it to make it taste *okay* but then you're like "Man this would be so good if only it didn't have the nasty taste of alcohol still in it."
And I still never understood the people who drink just to feel better about themselves. Like just eat a bowl of your favorite ice cream while you fap to pics of Megan Fox. How can you be sad after that? If you still are go post on on the TL forum that you're uninstalling a game and ask to get banned.


On October 25 2013 01:28 ComaDose wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 25 2013 01:25 Carnivorous Sheep wrote:
On October 25 2013 01:18 ComaDose wrote:
I had an absolutely dreadful morning that may ruin my weekend. + Show Spoiler +
I got in an accident with my girlfriends car this morning, we have been living together for a while and she doesn't work so i use her car to go to work everyday. Someone cut me off and slammed on the brakes on the highway and I slammed on my breaks but my tires are shit and I don't have abs or anything so I slid right into them. their car is barely scratched which is good because the insurance through my girlfriend would have been a nightmare. but their bumper must have slid right over mine because my headlights and radiator are busted in and its going to probably cost $2000 to get it fixed. its an old car and not even worth that much and for this price i could get my own car but because its not mine i have to fix it and put myself further in debt. and if i can't get a loner car going to WCS this weekend is going to be next to impossible. I can't talk to anyone except my girlfriend (whose rightfully pissed) about it because I'm not even supposed to be driving that car. I realize this is something i've set myself up for for a long time now. I've been making this commute for almost a year. I'm 24 and I just want my dad to fix the car and tell me everyone has accidents, but I can't tell him because I've been lying to him. I was so full of self pity and hatred already I loath myself now. I've been working for 10 months and I have more debt than when i started and nothing to show for it and no one to blame but myself. rip self worth
Maybe that belongs in the qq thread tho.


well that sucks; why cant you tell anyone you were using her car? hope it works out for you mang

Thanks, I was told I shouldn't drive it because i wasn't on the insurance as an occasional driver so I said okay I wont but did anyway. I mean I can and should come clean but I'm not.
Thanks asmo and req


Um, if your dad was a decent guy he would understand you fucked up and (if he's a good car mechanic from the sound of it) he'll help fix it for you cheap. I know I've royally fucked up before and my dad was just like "*sigh* Fucking moron," helped me out, and moved on.
"Your full potential does not matter if you do not use all 100% of it."
Requizen
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States33802 Posts
October 24 2013 16:39 GMT
#7602
...ouch
It's your boy Guzma!
Slayer91
Profile Joined February 2006
Ireland23342 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-10-24 16:41:04
October 24 2013 16:40 GMT
#7603
whats so much better about eating ice cream and fapping to megan fox
i think nearly everyone would prefer to drink honestly LOL

the hangover directly after the fap+brain freeze so much worse
BlackPaladin
Profile Joined May 2010
United States9316 Posts
October 24 2013 16:42 GMT
#7604
On October 25 2013 01:40 Slayer91 wrote:
whats so much better about eating ice cream and fapping to megan fox
i think nearly everyone would prefer to drink honestly LOL

the hangover directly after the fap+brain freeze so much worse


Who the fuck doesn't like ice cream and fapping?
"Your full potential does not matter if you do not use all 100% of it."
Slayer91
Profile Joined February 2006
Ireland23342 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-10-24 16:44:13
October 24 2013 16:43 GMT
#7605
i dont like icecream at all and fapping not much at all honestly
im also either a sensible drinker or just have good health because i dont get hangovers (but i dont drink that often/much at all so i guess my body is prepared for that shit)
GhandiEAGLE
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States20754 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-10-24 16:43:52
October 24 2013 16:43 GMT
#7606
A lactose-intolerant Eunuch?

AKA Teut?????
Oh, my achin' hands, from rakin' in grands, and breakin' in mic stands
Gahlo
Profile Joined February 2010
United States35174 Posts
October 24 2013 16:44 GMT
#7607
On October 25 2013 01:42 BlackPaladin wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 25 2013 01:40 Slayer91 wrote:
whats so much better about eating ice cream and fapping to megan fox
i think nearly everyone would prefer to drink honestly LOL

the hangover directly after the fap+brain freeze so much worse


Who the fuck doesn't like ice cream and fapping?

Lactose intolerant people or those allergic to their own bodily fluids.
Slayer91
Profile Joined February 2006
Ireland23342 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-10-24 16:45:44
October 24 2013 16:45 GMT
#7608
im not lactose intolerant
i drink litres a week
icecream is just cold and hurts my teeth
why
GhandiEAGLE
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States20754 Posts
October 24 2013 16:46 GMT
#7609
But you didn't deny being a Eunuch.
Oh, my achin' hands, from rakin' in grands, and breakin' in mic stands
Requizen
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States33802 Posts
October 24 2013 16:47 GMT
#7610
Have better dental hygene yo.
It's your boy Guzma!
BlackPaladin
Profile Joined May 2010
United States9316 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-10-24 16:48:32
October 24 2013 16:47 GMT
#7611
On October 25 2013 01:44 Gahlo wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 25 2013 01:42 BlackPaladin wrote:
On October 25 2013 01:40 Slayer91 wrote:
whats so much better about eating ice cream and fapping to megan fox
i think nearly everyone would prefer to drink honestly LOL

the hangover directly after the fap+brain freeze so much worse


Who the fuck doesn't like ice cream and fapping?

Lactose intolerant people or those allergic to their own bodily fluids.


They make lactose free ice cream! Teut's just a weird Irishman.
Dem Irish genes though, man. It's like having a 2nd liver.

edit: But apparently poor teeth.
"Your full potential does not matter if you do not use all 100% of it."
Slayer91
Profile Joined February 2006
Ireland23342 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-10-24 16:50:03
October 24 2013 16:48 GMT
#7612
On October 25 2013 01:46 GhandiEAGLE wrote:
But you didn't deny being a Eunuch.


no eunuch would play only manly champions
my teeth suck but thats just because im so close to britain
thats how it works
BlackPaladin
Profile Joined May 2010
United States9316 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-10-24 16:50:49
October 24 2013 16:50 GMT
#7613
On October 25 2013 01:48 Slayer91 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 25 2013 01:46 GhandiEAGLE wrote:
But you didn't deny being a Eunuch.


no eunuch would play only manly champions
my teeth suck but thats just because im so close to britain
thats how it works


Fucking British. It's always their fault. 'Muricaaaa, FUCK YEAH.
"Your full potential does not matter if you do not use all 100% of it."
Sponkz
Profile Joined May 2011
Denmark4564 Posts
October 24 2013 16:50 GMT
#7614
On October 25 2013 01:44 Gahlo wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 25 2013 01:42 BlackPaladin wrote:
On October 25 2013 01:40 Slayer91 wrote:
whats so much better about eating ice cream and fapping to megan fox
i think nearly everyone would prefer to drink honestly LOL

the hangover directly after the fap+brain freeze so much worse


Who the fuck doesn't like ice cream and fapping?

Lactose intolerant people or those allergic to their own bodily fluids.





wat


wouldnt u die? Like the body is made out of water :o
hi
GhandiEAGLE
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States20754 Posts
October 24 2013 16:51 GMT
#7615
I don't think you can be allergic to water.

OR CAN YOU
Oh, my achin' hands, from rakin' in grands, and breakin' in mic stands
Slayer91
Profile Joined February 2006
Ireland23342 Posts
October 24 2013 16:53 GMT
#7616
On October 25 2013 01:42 BlackPaladin wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 25 2013 01:40 Slayer91 wrote:
whats so much better about eating ice cream and fapping to megan fox
i think nearly everyone would prefer to drink honestly LOL

the hangover directly after the fap+brain freeze so much worse


Who the fuck doesn't like ice cream and fapping?


also:
+ Show Spoiler +



shits the worst
ComaDose
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
Canada10357 Posts
October 24 2013 16:56 GMT
#7617
drinking is like using haze on yourself except its temporary and your status effects are your life problems.
BW pros training sc2 is like kiss making a dub step album.
GhandiEAGLE
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States20754 Posts
October 24 2013 16:56 GMT
#7618
While we're on the topic

Oh, my achin' hands, from rakin' in grands, and breakin' in mic stands
BlackPaladin
Profile Joined May 2010
United States9316 Posts
October 24 2013 17:02 GMT
#7619
On October 25 2013 01:50 Sponkz wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 25 2013 01:44 Gahlo wrote:
On October 25 2013 01:42 BlackPaladin wrote:
On October 25 2013 01:40 Slayer91 wrote:
whats so much better about eating ice cream and fapping to megan fox
i think nearly everyone would prefer to drink honestly LOL

the hangover directly after the fap+brain freeze so much worse


Who the fuck doesn't like ice cream and fapping?

Lactose intolerant people or those allergic to their own bodily fluids.





wat


wouldnt u die? Like the body is made out of water :o


http://www.cracked.com/article_16406_the-6-most-terrifying-allergies-you-can-actually-get_p2.html
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-520329/The-teenage-girl-allergic-WATER.html
"Your full potential does not matter if you do not use all 100% of it."
jcarlsoniv
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States27922 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-10-24 17:03:43
October 24 2013 17:02 GMT
#7620
On October 25 2013 01:47 BlackPaladin wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 25 2013 01:44 Gahlo wrote:
On October 25 2013 01:42 BlackPaladin wrote:
On October 25 2013 01:40 Slayer91 wrote:
whats so much better about eating ice cream and fapping to megan fox
i think nearly everyone would prefer to drink honestly LOL

the hangover directly after the fap+brain freeze so much worse


Who the fuck doesn't like ice cream and fapping?

Lactose intolerant people or those allergic to their own bodily fluids.


They make lactose free ice cream! Teut's just a weird Irishman.
Dem Irish genes though, man. It's like having a 2nd liver.

edit: But apparently poor teeth.


Lactose free ice cream is not nearly as good. But I'm not lactose intolerant enough for me to actually care and change my diet, but enough to notice it. I like ice cream, but don't have it often just cuz it's heavy. FroYo is so much better.

I know someone who is actually allergic to water.

edit: and Coma, that's a rough situation. I know I personally would go to my dad, even though he would also probably blow up at me and give me that "I told you so" shit. Best of luck.
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