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AsmodeusXI
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
United States15536 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-10-18 15:35:11
October 18 2013 15:34 GMT
#6541
On October 19 2013 00:34 xes wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 19 2013 00:32 ComaDose wrote:
On October 19 2013 00:31 mordek wrote:
Seconding having a kid is amazing (and tiring/stressful) o/

It sounds expensive too

That's why you have multiple and sell the imperfect ones off.


xes treats kids like he treats Pokemon.

He's a monster.

+ Show Spoiler +
3x kill
WriterTL > RL. BNet: Asmodeus#1187 - LoL: DJForeclosure - Steam: asmodeusxi | www.n3rddimension.com
ComaDose
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
Canada10357 Posts
October 18 2013 15:35 GMT
#6542
On October 19 2013 00:34 xes wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 19 2013 00:32 ComaDose wrote:
On October 19 2013 00:31 mordek wrote:
Seconding having a kid is amazing (and tiring/stressful) o/

It sounds expensive too

That's why you have multiple and sell the imperfect ones off.

Just breed till you get a modest mannered one?
BW pros training sc2 is like kiss making a dub step album.
Cixah
Profile Joined July 2010
United States11285 Posts
October 18 2013 15:36 GMT
#6543
I'd rather a Jolly one. So I could name him Chris.
Hug The Goat! Hug the Goat! Hug the Goat!
Requizen
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States33802 Posts
October 18 2013 15:43 GMT
#6544
On October 19 2013 00:36 Cixah wrote:
I'd rather a Jolly one. So I could name him Chris.

Not Roger? Plz.
It's your boy Guzma!
ticklishmusic
Profile Blog Joined August 2011
United States15977 Posts
October 18 2013 15:48 GMT
#6545
On October 19 2013 00:34 AsmodeusXI wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 19 2013 00:34 xes wrote:
On October 19 2013 00:32 ComaDose wrote:
On October 19 2013 00:31 mordek wrote:
Seconding having a kid is amazing (and tiring/stressful) o/

It sounds expensive too

That's why you have multiple and sell the imperfect ones off.


xes treats kids like he treats Pokemon.

He's a monster.

+ Show Spoiler +
3x kill


I was going to say he makes them fight for money
(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻
Zess
Profile Joined July 2012
Adun Toridas!9144 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-10-18 15:52:02
October 18 2013 15:51 GMT
#6546
On October 19 2013 00:48 ticklishmusic wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 19 2013 00:34 AsmodeusXI wrote:
On October 19 2013 00:34 xes wrote:
On October 19 2013 00:32 ComaDose wrote:
On October 19 2013 00:31 mordek wrote:
Seconding having a kid is amazing (and tiring/stressful) o/

It sounds expensive too

That's why you have multiple and sell the imperfect ones off.


xes treats kids like he treats Pokemon.

He's a monster.

+ Show Spoiler +
3x kill


I was going to say he makes them fight for money


The point of breeding slave children is so you can find the best slave to fight the other slaves for money and glory and to see who is the best slave master.

Also some slaves only learn fighting techniques when bred them.
Administrator@TL_Zess
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Nos-
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
Canada12016 Posts
October 18 2013 15:56 GMT
#6547
I'm supposed to switch slave with pokemanz right?
Bronze player stuck in platinum
Requizen
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States33802 Posts
October 18 2013 15:58 GMT
#6548
On October 19 2013 00:51 xes wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 19 2013 00:48 ticklishmusic wrote:
On October 19 2013 00:34 AsmodeusXI wrote:
On October 19 2013 00:34 xes wrote:
On October 19 2013 00:32 ComaDose wrote:
On October 19 2013 00:31 mordek wrote:
Seconding having a kid is amazing (and tiring/stressful) o/

It sounds expensive too

That's why you have multiple and sell the imperfect ones off.


xes treats kids like he treats Pokemon.

He's a monster.

+ Show Spoiler +
3x kill


I was going to say he makes them fight for money


The point of breeding slave children is so you can find the best slave to fight the other slaves for money and glory and to see who is the best slave master.

Also some slaves only learn fighting techniques when bred them.

"Hey baby, I see you're the right race and I have the right moves, why don't we make the perfect baby together? Might take a couple tries for the right stat spread though."
It's your boy Guzma!
WaveofShadow
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Canada31495 Posts
October 18 2013 16:03 GMT
#6549
On October 19 2013 00:58 Requizen wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 19 2013 00:51 xes wrote:
On October 19 2013 00:48 ticklishmusic wrote:
On October 19 2013 00:34 AsmodeusXI wrote:
On October 19 2013 00:34 xes wrote:
On October 19 2013 00:32 ComaDose wrote:
On October 19 2013 00:31 mordek wrote:
Seconding having a kid is amazing (and tiring/stressful) o/

It sounds expensive too

That's why you have multiple and sell the imperfect ones off.


xes treats kids like he treats Pokemon.

He's a monster.

+ Show Spoiler +
3x kill


I was going to say he makes them fight for money


The point of breeding slave children is so you can find the best slave to fight the other slaves for money and glory and to see who is the best slave master.

Also some slaves only learn fighting techniques when bred them.

"Hey baby, I see you're the right race and I have the right moves, why don't we make the perfect baby together? Might take a couple tries for the right stat spread though."

My kid is OP in this regard. He has more stats on character creation than allowed.
twitch.tv/waveofshadow ||| Winner of AHGL's So You Think You Can Cast! ||| Juicy Dad for lyfe ||| 'idk i get a kick out of stupid things' - Jarms Yarng
Alaric
Profile Joined November 2009
France45622 Posts
October 18 2013 16:29 GMT
#6550
Can't flatter your wife if she doesn't read your posts.
Cant take LMS hipsters serious.
mordek
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
United States12705 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-10-18 17:27:38
October 18 2013 17:27 GMT
#6551
It's more about sacrifices. You have less to work with when a kid is involved but what wave and I are saying is that it is worth it There's a ton of intangibles here.

Alaric, that was concise and funny hi5
It is vanity to love what passes quickly and not to look ahead where eternal joy abides. Tiberius77 | Mordek #1881 "I took a mint!"
ticklishmusic
Profile Blog Joined August 2011
United States15977 Posts
October 18 2013 18:13 GMT
#6552
On October 19 2013 01:03 WaveofShadow wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 19 2013 00:58 Requizen wrote:
On October 19 2013 00:51 xes wrote:
On October 19 2013 00:48 ticklishmusic wrote:
On October 19 2013 00:34 AsmodeusXI wrote:
On October 19 2013 00:34 xes wrote:
On October 19 2013 00:32 ComaDose wrote:
On October 19 2013 00:31 mordek wrote:
Seconding having a kid is amazing (and tiring/stressful) o/

It sounds expensive too

That's why you have multiple and sell the imperfect ones off.


xes treats kids like he treats Pokemon.

He's a monster.

+ Show Spoiler +
3x kill


I was going to say he makes them fight for money


The point of breeding slave children is so you can find the best slave to fight the other slaves for money and glory and to see who is the best slave master.

Also some slaves only learn fighting techniques when bred them.

"Hey baby, I see you're the right race and I have the right moves, why don't we make the perfect baby together? Might take a couple tries for the right stat spread though."

My kid is OP in this regard. He has more stats on character creation than allowed.


Or like on Maplestory when you used to have to roll the damn dice like 500 times to get the 10/6/4/4 stat spread.
(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻
wei2coolman
Profile Joined November 2010
United States60033 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-10-18 18:15:38
October 18 2013 18:15 GMT
#6553
On October 19 2013 02:27 mordek wrote:
It's more about sacrifices. You have less to work with when a kid is involved but what wave and I are saying is that it is worth it There's a ton of intangibles here.

Alaric, that was concise and funny hi5

Please, kids are like gp10, they don't really pay off til late game (like super lategame)
the oppurtunity cost for them are too great, if you used your investment (time/money/patience/etc) in other areas, they're bound to be more fruitful than a kid.
liftlift > tsm
WaveofShadow
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Canada31495 Posts
October 18 2013 18:16 GMT
#6554
On October 19 2013 03:15 wei2coolman wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 19 2013 02:27 mordek wrote:
It's more about sacrifices. You have less to work with when a kid is involved but what wave and I are saying is that it is worth it There's a ton of intangibles here.

Alaric, that was concise and funny hi5

Please, kids are like gp10, they don't really pay off til late game (like super lategame)
the oppurtunity cost for them are too great, if you used your investment (time/money/patience/etc) in other areas, they're bound to be more fruitful than a kid.

If you're considering monetary investment to be a reason to have a kid, I'm not sure how exactly to respond.
twitch.tv/waveofshadow ||| Winner of AHGL's So You Think You Can Cast! ||| Juicy Dad for lyfe ||| 'idk i get a kick out of stupid things' - Jarms Yarng
Slayer91
Profile Joined February 2006
Ireland23335 Posts
October 18 2013 18:17 GMT
#6555
dey never pay off
its a trap
cLutZ
Profile Joined November 2010
United States19574 Posts
October 18 2013 18:21 GMT
#6556
I always though kids were more like expensive jewelry than investments.
Freeeeeeedom
Slusher
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
United States19143 Posts
October 18 2013 18:21 GMT
#6557
I have a hard time finding jokes about kids as assets funny.
Carrilord has arrived.
wei2coolman
Profile Joined November 2010
United States60033 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-10-18 18:23:52
October 18 2013 18:22 GMT
#6558
On October 19 2013 03:17 Slayer91 wrote:
dey never pay off
its a trap

I think of it more as a 401k, you'll be able to get the withdrawls when your in an retirement home.
On October 19 2013 03:16 WaveofShadow wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 19 2013 03:15 wei2coolman wrote:
On October 19 2013 02:27 mordek wrote:
It's more about sacrifices. You have less to work with when a kid is involved but what wave and I are saying is that it is worth it There's a ton of intangibles here.

Alaric, that was concise and funny hi5

Please, kids are like gp10, they don't really pay off til late game (like super lategame)
the oppurtunity cost for them are too great, if you used your investment (time/money/patience/etc) in other areas, they're bound to be more fruitful than a kid.

If you're considering monetary investment to be a reason to have a kid, I'm not sure how exactly to respond.

Kids are emotional, mental, and physical investment as well.
why spend 30 minutes yelling at your kid cuz he didn't come home at time, when you can spend 15 minutes and save 15% on your car insurance?
On October 19 2013 03:21 Slusher wrote:
I have a hard time finding jokes about kids as assets funny.

You must not be Asian.
liftlift > tsm
ComaDose
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
Canada10357 Posts
October 18 2013 18:23 GMT
#6559
What fantasy series should I read next?
I'd rather something that's finished.
Read and enjoyed stuff like:+ Show Spoiler +
Wheel of Time
Sword of Truth
all David Eddings
Game of Thrones
Mistborn Trilogy
BW pros training sc2 is like kiss making a dub step album.
Requizen
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States33802 Posts
October 18 2013 18:24 GMT
#6560
The worst part about 40k as a hobby is that even though I play one army I still want to collect like 4 others -.-

I just want to buy a complete detachment of Lehman Russ tanks or a squad of Carnifexes. Those models OP.
It's your boy Guzma!
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