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Cixah
Profile Joined July 2010
United States11285 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-10-18 02:22:01
October 18 2013 02:21 GMT
#6401
On October 18 2013 11:16 Paljas wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 18 2013 10:34 Cixah wrote:
Stop being a bitch. Man up. And ask her out. In that order. There is absolutely no female in the world that is worth dating, that is going to ask you out on a date. Which is more or less what it sounds like you need.

lol


It's true though. Through out every single relationship I've ever been in, none of them have even been marginally successful if the girl has asked for my number or engaged that we should go get drink/food/to that party together.

In fact most of them are just trying to gold dig, or gain social advantage by being seen with me. Which is pretty conceited of me because I'm not exactly what one could consider Well off or Popular.

Edit: Accidentally a word.
Hug The Goat! Hug the Goat! Hug the Goat!
AsmodeusXI
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
United States15536 Posts
October 18 2013 02:23 GMT
#6402
On October 18 2013 11:21 Cixah wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 18 2013 11:16 Paljas wrote:
On October 18 2013 10:34 Cixah wrote:
Stop being a bitch. Man up. And ask her out. In that order. There is absolutely no female in the world that is worth dating, that is going to ask you out on a date. Which is more or less what it sounds like you need.

lol


It's true though. Through out every single relationship I've ever been in, none of them have even been marginally successful if the girl has asked for my number or engaged that we should go get drink/food/to that party together.

In fact most of them are just trying to gold dig, or gain social advantage by being seen with me. Which is pretty conceited of me because I'm not exactly what one could consider Well off or Popular.

Edit: Accidentally a word.


That's just like... your opinion man.
WriterTL > RL. BNet: Asmodeus#1187 - LoL: DJForeclosure - Steam: asmodeusxi | www.n3rddimension.com
Ketara
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States15065 Posts
October 18 2013 02:24 GMT
#6403
I think Paljas and Cixah are having American vs European cultural miscommunication.

Personally, I've had several healthy/satisfying/happy relationships where the girl asked me out.
http://www.liquidlegends.net/forum/lol-general/502075-patch-61-league-of-legends-general-discussion?page=25#498
Cixah
Profile Joined July 2010
United States11285 Posts
October 18 2013 02:24 GMT
#6404
On October 18 2013 11:23 AsmodeusXI wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 18 2013 11:21 Cixah wrote:
On October 18 2013 11:16 Paljas wrote:
On October 18 2013 10:34 Cixah wrote:
Stop being a bitch. Man up. And ask her out. In that order. There is absolutely no female in the world that is worth dating, that is going to ask you out on a date. Which is more or less what it sounds like you need.

lol


It's true though. Through out every single relationship I've ever been in, none of them have even been marginally successful if the girl has asked for my number or engaged that we should go get drink/food/to that party together.

In fact most of them are just trying to gold dig, or gain social advantage by being seen with me. Which is pretty conceited of me because I'm not exactly what one could consider Well off or Popular.

Edit: Accidentally a word.


That's just like... your opinion man.


While it's a sample size of just me, its 100% true. STATISTICS MAN.
Hug The Goat! Hug the Goat! Hug the Goat!
red_
Profile Joined May 2010
United States8474 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-10-18 02:27:53
October 18 2013 02:25 GMT
#6405
On October 18 2013 10:34 Cixah wrote:
There is absolutely no female in the world that is worth dating, that is going to ask you out on a date.


I want to make a quick distinction here: the above is certainly not 100% true, BUT, it is worth operating as if it were, or at least operating under the assumption that any woman worth dating is worth asking out first(as in, why the fuck are you waiting for her).

It doesn't change much, but I don't want someone to think that if in the rare instance a woman actually is forward enough to ask a guy out(before he does) he doesn't instantly think she must be broken.

Just saw your edit, you're definitely going on personal anecdote, which if everyone did, would make that guy who doesn't ask anyone out 'because it doesn't work out' correct in not doing it anymore. It's also possibly confirmation bias because you miss how sometimes women 'ask you out' without being as direct as saying 'we should go out.'
How did the experience of working at Mr Burns' Nuclear Plant influence Homer's composition of the Iliad and Odyssey?
GhandiEAGLE
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States20754 Posts
October 18 2013 02:27 GMT
#6406
I have a friend, and she literally climbs all over me.

Clearly she's just doing it by accident every timeeeeeeeeee
Oh, my achin' hands, from rakin' in grands, and breakin' in mic stands
wei2coolman
Profile Joined November 2010
United States60033 Posts
October 18 2013 02:38 GMT
#6407
On October 18 2013 11:27 GhandiEAGLE wrote:
I have a friend, and she literally climbs all over me.

Clearly she's just doing it by accident every timeeeeeeeeee

She wants the + Show Spoiler +
elo
liftlift > tsm
GhandiEAGLE
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States20754 Posts
October 18 2013 02:44 GMT
#6408
On October 18 2013 11:38 wei2coolman wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 18 2013 11:27 GhandiEAGLE wrote:
I have a friend, and she literally climbs all over me.

Clearly she's just doing it by accident every timeeeeeeeeee

She wants the + Show Spoiler +
elo

I GOT THAT IN SPADES
Oh, my achin' hands, from rakin' in grands, and breakin' in mic stands
ticklishmusic
Profile Blog Joined August 2011
United States15977 Posts
October 18 2013 02:48 GMT
#6409
On October 18 2013 11:44 GhandiEAGLE wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 18 2013 11:38 wei2coolman wrote:
On October 18 2013 11:27 GhandiEAGLE wrote:
I have a friend, and she literally climbs all over me.

Clearly she's just doing it by accident every timeeeeeeeeee

She wants the + Show Spoiler +
elo

I GOT THAT IN SPADES


Yeah ur shitposting elo is super high

TLLOLOTT best place to ask for girl advice, but I actually kind of mean it this time. Tomorrow I man up, yeah?
(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻
AsmodeusXI
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
United States15536 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-10-18 02:57:02
October 18 2013 02:56 GMT
#6410
On October 18 2013 11:48 ticklishmusic wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 18 2013 11:44 GhandiEAGLE wrote:
On October 18 2013 11:38 wei2coolman wrote:
On October 18 2013 11:27 GhandiEAGLE wrote:
I have a friend, and she literally climbs all over me.

Clearly she's just doing it by accident every timeeeeeeeeee

She wants the + Show Spoiler +
elo

I GOT THAT IN SPADES


Yeah ur shitposting elo is super high

TLLOLOTT best place to ask for girl advice, but I actually kind of mean it this time. Tomorrow I man up, yeah?


"o hai, u wanna git coffee? mebbe dinner? and if it's consensual, u can come bak 2 mai place and i'll sho u mai elo"

+ Show Spoiler +
don't say dat
WriterTL > RL. BNet: Asmodeus#1187 - LoL: DJForeclosure - Steam: asmodeusxi | www.n3rddimension.com
cLutZ
Profile Joined November 2010
United States19574 Posts
October 18 2013 03:03 GMT
#6411
On October 18 2013 11:56 AsmodeusXI wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 18 2013 11:48 ticklishmusic wrote:
On October 18 2013 11:44 GhandiEAGLE wrote:
On October 18 2013 11:38 wei2coolman wrote:
On October 18 2013 11:27 GhandiEAGLE wrote:
I have a friend, and she literally climbs all over me.

Clearly she's just doing it by accident every timeeeeeeeeee

She wants the + Show Spoiler +
elo

I GOT THAT IN SPADES


Yeah ur shitposting elo is super high

TLLOLOTT best place to ask for girl advice, but I actually kind of mean it this time. Tomorrow I man up, yeah?


"o hai, u wanna git coffee? mebbe dinner? and if it's consensual, u can come bak 2 mai place and i'll sho u mai elo"

+ Show Spoiler +
don't say dat

Why not? If it works she's into you
Freeeeeeedom
Shelke14
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Canada6655 Posts
October 18 2013 03:04 GMT
#6412
On October 18 2013 11:56 AsmodeusXI wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 18 2013 11:48 ticklishmusic wrote:
On October 18 2013 11:44 GhandiEAGLE wrote:
On October 18 2013 11:38 wei2coolman wrote:
On October 18 2013 11:27 GhandiEAGLE wrote:
I have a friend, and she literally climbs all over me.

Clearly she's just doing it by accident every timeeeeeeeeee

She wants the + Show Spoiler +
elo

I GOT THAT IN SPADES


Yeah ur shitposting elo is super high

TLLOLOTT best place to ask for girl advice, but I actually kind of mean it this time. Tomorrow I man up, yeah?


"o hai, u wanna git coffee? mebbe dinner? and if it's consensual, u can come bak 2 mai place and i'll sho u mai elo"

+ Show Spoiler +
don't say dat


Don't listen to Asmos bad spoilers advice. Discuss your high Elo with the female gender and they will climb all over you.
wei2coolman
Profile Joined November 2010
United States60033 Posts
October 18 2013 03:06 GMT
#6413
On October 18 2013 12:03 cLutZ wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 18 2013 11:56 AsmodeusXI wrote:
On October 18 2013 11:48 ticklishmusic wrote:
On October 18 2013 11:44 GhandiEAGLE wrote:
On October 18 2013 11:38 wei2coolman wrote:
On October 18 2013 11:27 GhandiEAGLE wrote:
I have a friend, and she literally climbs all over me.

Clearly she's just doing it by accident every timeeeeeeeeee

She wants the + Show Spoiler +
elo

I GOT THAT IN SPADES


Yeah ur shitposting elo is super high

TLLOLOTT best place to ask for girl advice, but I actually kind of mean it this time. Tomorrow I man up, yeah?


"o hai, u wanna git coffee? mebbe dinner? and if it's consensual, u can come bak 2 mai place and i'll sho u mai elo"

+ Show Spoiler +
don't say dat

Why not? If it works she's into you

But then she's just a elodigger, and only into you cuz of your elo. She'll leave you in a split second if she can get her hands on a dude with higher elo.
liftlift > tsm
AsmodeusXI
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
United States15536 Posts
October 18 2013 03:07 GMT
#6414
I regret what I have started.
WriterTL > RL. BNet: Asmodeus#1187 - LoL: DJForeclosure - Steam: asmodeusxi | www.n3rddimension.com
Ketara
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States15065 Posts
October 18 2013 03:10 GMT
#6415
On October 18 2013 12:06 wei2coolman wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 18 2013 12:03 cLutZ wrote:
On October 18 2013 11:56 AsmodeusXI wrote:
On October 18 2013 11:48 ticklishmusic wrote:
On October 18 2013 11:44 GhandiEAGLE wrote:
On October 18 2013 11:38 wei2coolman wrote:
On October 18 2013 11:27 GhandiEAGLE wrote:
I have a friend, and she literally climbs all over me.

Clearly she's just doing it by accident every timeeeeeeeeee

She wants the + Show Spoiler +
elo

I GOT THAT IN SPADES


Yeah ur shitposting elo is super high

TLLOLOTT best place to ask for girl advice, but I actually kind of mean it this time. Tomorrow I man up, yeah?


"o hai, u wanna git coffee? mebbe dinner? and if it's consensual, u can come bak 2 mai place and i'll sho u mai elo"

+ Show Spoiler +
don't say dat

Why not? If it works she's into you

But then she's just a elodigger, and only into you cuz of your elo. She'll leave you in a split second if she can get her hands on a dude with higher elo.


Solution:
Get the highest elo. Win mad girls.
Yoloswagblazeitmlgetc
http://www.liquidlegends.net/forum/lol-general/502075-patch-61-league-of-legends-general-discussion?page=25#498
Kiett
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States7639 Posts
October 18 2013 03:11 GMT
#6416
On October 18 2013 10:34 Cixah wrote:
Stop being a bitch. Man up. And ask her out. In that order. There is absolutely no female in the world that is worth dating, that is going to ask you out on a date. Which is more or less what it sounds like you need.

I asked my boyfriend out :|
Writer:o
wei2coolman
Profile Joined November 2010
United States60033 Posts
October 18 2013 03:12 GMT
#6417
On October 18 2013 12:10 Ketara wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 18 2013 12:06 wei2coolman wrote:
On October 18 2013 12:03 cLutZ wrote:
On October 18 2013 11:56 AsmodeusXI wrote:
On October 18 2013 11:48 ticklishmusic wrote:
On October 18 2013 11:44 GhandiEAGLE wrote:
On October 18 2013 11:38 wei2coolman wrote:
On October 18 2013 11:27 GhandiEAGLE wrote:
I have a friend, and she literally climbs all over me.

Clearly she's just doing it by accident every timeeeeeeeeee

She wants the + Show Spoiler +
elo

I GOT THAT IN SPADES


Yeah ur shitposting elo is super high

TLLOLOTT best place to ask for girl advice, but I actually kind of mean it this time. Tomorrow I man up, yeah?


"o hai, u wanna git coffee? mebbe dinner? and if it's consensual, u can come bak 2 mai place and i'll sho u mai elo"

+ Show Spoiler +
don't say dat

Why not? If it works she's into you

But then she's just a elodigger, and only into you cuz of your elo. She'll leave you in a split second if she can get her hands on a dude with higher elo.


Solution:
Get the highest elo. Win mad girls.
Yoloswagblazeitmlgetc

Then faker strolls by, and then you single again.
liftlift > tsm
GhandiEAGLE
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States20754 Posts
October 18 2013 03:15 GMT
#6418
Do you want dinner? A bath? Or... elo?
Oh, my achin' hands, from rakin' in grands, and breakin' in mic stands
upperbound
Profile Joined September 2011
United States2300 Posts
October 18 2013 03:17 GMT
#6419
On October 18 2013 12:15 GhandiEAGLE wrote:
Do you want dinner? A bath? Or... elo?

Stay away from elo boosting. It's just a scam to take your money.
Cixah
Profile Joined July 2010
United States11285 Posts
October 18 2013 03:29 GMT
#6420
On October 18 2013 12:11 Kiett wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 18 2013 10:34 Cixah wrote:
Stop being a bitch. Man up. And ask her out. In that order. There is absolutely no female in the world that is worth dating, that is going to ask you out on a date. Which is more or less what it sounds like you need.

I asked my boyfriend out :|


That's good for you then! I clarified later with the fact that this is 100% from me personally. Every situation where she asked me ended up being just... awful. I'm glad it worked out for you though. I just find it incredibly weird and if it were her asking me it makes me feel less manly.
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