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Ketara
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States15065 Posts
October 18 2013 03:35 GMT
#6421
Sounds to me like this may be more an issue with you and less an issue with the girls Cixah~
http://www.liquidlegends.net/forum/lol-general/502075-patch-61-league-of-legends-general-discussion?page=25#498
Kiett
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States7639 Posts
October 18 2013 03:37 GMT
#6422
On October 18 2013 12:12 wei2coolman wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 18 2013 12:10 Ketara wrote:
On October 18 2013 12:06 wei2coolman wrote:
On October 18 2013 12:03 cLutZ wrote:
On October 18 2013 11:56 AsmodeusXI wrote:
On October 18 2013 11:48 ticklishmusic wrote:
On October 18 2013 11:44 GhandiEAGLE wrote:
On October 18 2013 11:38 wei2coolman wrote:
On October 18 2013 11:27 GhandiEAGLE wrote:
I have a friend, and she literally climbs all over me.

Clearly she's just doing it by accident every timeeeeeeeeee

She wants the + Show Spoiler +
elo

I GOT THAT IN SPADES


Yeah ur shitposting elo is super high

TLLOLOTT best place to ask for girl advice, but I actually kind of mean it this time. Tomorrow I man up, yeah?


"o hai, u wanna git coffee? mebbe dinner? and if it's consensual, u can come bak 2 mai place and i'll sho u mai elo"

+ Show Spoiler +
don't say dat

Why not? If it works she's into you

But then she's just a elodigger, and only into you cuz of your elo. She'll leave you in a split second if she can get her hands on a dude with higher elo.


Solution:
Get the highest elo. Win mad girls.
Yoloswagblazeitmlgetc

Then faker strolls by, and then you single again.

forget faker, acquire piglet

so cute ;u;
Writer:o
Shelke14
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Canada6655 Posts
October 18 2013 03:39 GMT
#6423
On October 18 2013 12:35 Ketara wrote:
Sounds to me like this may be more an issue with you and less an issue with the girls Cixah~


I'll second this
red_
Profile Joined May 2010
United States8474 Posts
October 18 2013 03:40 GMT
#6424
On October 18 2013 12:35 Ketara wrote:
Sounds to me like this may be more an issue with you and less an issue with the girls Cixah~


I was going to try to soften the blow a bit but basically spot on.
How did the experience of working at Mr Burns' Nuclear Plant influence Homer's composition of the Iliad and Odyssey?
Requizen
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States33802 Posts
October 18 2013 03:42 GMT
#6425
Just pull down your pants in front of her, see how it goes over. Some chicks are into that kind of thing.
It's your boy Guzma!
red_
Profile Joined May 2010
United States8474 Posts
October 18 2013 03:43 GMT
#6426
On October 18 2013 12:42 Requizen wrote:
Just pull down your pants in front of her, see how it goes over. Some chicks are into that kind of thing.


That sounds like a terrible spin-off of 'The Naked Man,' which itself is only designed to work as a one night thing.
How did the experience of working at Mr Burns' Nuclear Plant influence Homer's composition of the Iliad and Odyssey?
Ketara
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States15065 Posts
October 18 2013 03:43 GMT
#6427
Requizen, Angkor Wat. Go.
http://www.liquidlegends.net/forum/lol-general/502075-patch-61-league-of-legends-general-discussion?page=25#498
Requizen
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States33802 Posts
October 18 2013 03:43 GMT
#6428
On October 18 2013 12:43 Ketara wrote:
Requizen, Angkor Wat. Go.

I don't even know what that doesn't mean.
It's your boy Guzma!
Ketara
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States15065 Posts
October 18 2013 03:45 GMT
#6429
You don't know what ANGKOR WAT is?

It's time's like this that I feel ashamed of being an American.
http://www.liquidlegends.net/forum/lol-general/502075-patch-61-league-of-legends-general-discussion?page=25#498
Requizen
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States33802 Posts
October 18 2013 03:47 GMT
#6430
On October 18 2013 12:45 Ketara wrote:
You don't know what ANGKOR WAT is?

It's time's like this that I feel ashamed of being an American.

You want me to take....

A HOLIDAY IN CAMBODIA?
It's your boy Guzma!
Ketara
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States15065 Posts
October 18 2013 03:48 GMT
#6431
You've already posted that song in this thread. Why aren't you in Angkor yet.
http://www.liquidlegends.net/forum/lol-general/502075-patch-61-league-of-legends-general-discussion?page=25#498
Requizen
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States33802 Posts
October 18 2013 03:50 GMT
#6432
I didn't post it yo.
It's your boy Guzma!
BlackPaladin
Profile Joined May 2010
United States9316 Posts
October 18 2013 03:53 GMT
#6433
On October 18 2013 12:29 Cixah wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 18 2013 12:11 Kiett wrote:
On October 18 2013 10:34 Cixah wrote:
Stop being a bitch. Man up. And ask her out. In that order. There is absolutely no female in the world that is worth dating, that is going to ask you out on a date. Which is more or less what it sounds like you need.

I asked my boyfriend out :|


That's good for you then! I clarified later with the fact that this is 100% from me personally. Every situation where she asked me ended up being just... awful. I'm glad it worked out for you though. I just find it incredibly weird and if it were her asking me it makes me feel less manly.


Maybe it's because you have a vajayjay. EVER CONSIDERED THAT!?
But really. Wut? Sounds to me like you have this huge confidence issue if a girl asks you out, and that confidence issue then ruins the relationship. >_>
"Your full potential does not matter if you do not use all 100% of it."
Cixah
Profile Joined July 2010
United States11285 Posts
October 18 2013 04:06 GMT
#6434
On October 18 2013 12:53 BlackPaladin wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 18 2013 12:29 Cixah wrote:
On October 18 2013 12:11 Kiett wrote:
On October 18 2013 10:34 Cixah wrote:
Stop being a bitch. Man up. And ask her out. In that order. There is absolutely no female in the world that is worth dating, that is going to ask you out on a date. Which is more or less what it sounds like you need.

I asked my boyfriend out :|


That's good for you then! I clarified later with the fact that this is 100% from me personally. Every situation where she asked me ended up being just... awful. I'm glad it worked out for you though. I just find it incredibly weird and if it were her asking me it makes me feel less manly.


Maybe it's because you have a vajayjay. EVER CONSIDERED THAT!?
But really. Wut? Sounds to me like you have this huge confidence issue if a girl asks you out, and that confidence issue then ruins the relationship. >_>


This is likely the case, I just a matter of my personality. It actually makes me uncomfortable if I don't make the first move.
Hug The Goat! Hug the Goat! Hug the Goat!
wei2coolman
Profile Joined November 2010
United States60033 Posts
October 18 2013 04:07 GMT
#6435
Moral of the story, no girls, no problems.
liftlift > tsm
Cixah
Profile Joined July 2010
United States11285 Posts
October 18 2013 04:09 GMT
#6436
On October 18 2013 13:07 wei2coolman wrote:
Moral of the story, no girls, no problems.


wei2Aloneman.
Hug The Goat! Hug the Goat! Hug the Goat!
Zdrastochye
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
Ivory Coast6262 Posts
October 18 2013 04:11 GMT
#6437
No girls no fun. Girls make guys try to be better images of themselves. Just like all images it surely fades away, but at least it makes you attempt to be a better person. Your true dream girl will make you choose showering over bathing yet another day in your BO, but if you do choose to bathe in your own BO, she'll love you anyways.
Hey! How you doin'?
wei2coolman
Profile Joined November 2010
United States60033 Posts
October 18 2013 04:12 GMT
#6438
On October 18 2013 13:09 Cixah wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 18 2013 13:07 wei2coolman wrote:
Moral of the story, no girls, no problems.


wei2Aloneman.

I'm an independent nerd who needs no woman.
liftlift > tsm
Gahlo
Profile Joined February 2010
United States35173 Posts
October 18 2013 04:15 GMT
#6439
On October 18 2013 12:43 Requizen wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 18 2013 12:43 Ketara wrote:
Requizen, Angkor Wat. Go.

I don't even know what that doesn't mean.

They don't think it be like it is, but it do.

On October 18 2013 12:47 Requizen wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 18 2013 12:45 Ketara wrote:
You don't know what ANGKOR WAT is?

It's time's like this that I feel ashamed of being an American.

You want me to take....

A HOLIDAY IN CAMBODIA?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-KTsXHXMkJA

Req is now my 1st and 2nd favorite person here.
red_
Profile Joined May 2010
United States8474 Posts
October 18 2013 04:18 GMT
#6440
On October 18 2013 13:15 Gahlo wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 18 2013 12:43 Requizen wrote:
On October 18 2013 12:43 Ketara wrote:
Requizen, Angkor Wat. Go.

I don't even know what that doesn't mean.

They don't think it be like it is, but it do.

Show nested quote +
On October 18 2013 12:47 Requizen wrote:
On October 18 2013 12:45 Ketara wrote:
You don't know what ANGKOR WAT is?

It's time's like this that I feel ashamed of being an American.

You want me to take....

A HOLIDAY IN CAMBODIA?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-KTsXHXMkJA

Req is now my 1st and 2nd favorite person here.


I feel so sorry for your standards.
How did the experience of working at Mr Burns' Nuclear Plant influence Homer's composition of the Iliad and Odyssey?
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