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GrandInquisitor *
Profile Blog Joined May 2005
New York City13113 Posts
November 07 2016 21:18 GMT
#13301
A fitting end to my ranked season: in my last game, our Jinx did 1/5 as much damage to champions as their Thresh.
What fun is it being cool if you can’t wear a sombrero?
zer0das
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States8519 Posts
Last Edited: 2016-11-11 02:41:27
November 11 2016 02:22 GMT
#13302
Man, I don't what the deal is but I have microstuttering again. I have a brand new modem which works great and my ISP is great, so I'm just gonna blame Riot for this one.
Jek
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
Denmark2771 Posts
November 11 2016 18:10 GMT
#13303
Played with a Draven who didn't take his Q until level 3... We manage to get a kill on him at level 4 because new Alistar is broken, I dont want to know how much gold he missed out on. Should have been ezpz after that but for some reason he wasn't a huge fan of keeping his Qs going unless they were under tower - he was pretty good at harassing them at tower tho. So weird.

We ended up losing thanks to standard Draven anger issues.

On November 11 2016 11:22 zer0das wrote:
Man, I don't what the deal is but I have microstuttering again. I have a brand new modem which works great and my ISP is great, so I'm just gonna blame Riot for this one.

Got them too, started after pre-season patch. League is the only game I have 'em in, so I'll blame Riot too. Rito pls.
It's Elo not ELO - Every statiscian playing League
dsyxelic
Profile Joined May 2010
United States1417 Posts
Last Edited: 2016-11-12 20:59:56
November 12 2016 20:57 GMT
#13304
lol im tank poppy

in a 40 minute game I did more magic damage than my lux mid and more physical damage than my adc mf

hard game.


edit

disgusting champ pool.

[image loading]
TL/SKT
Fildun
Profile Joined December 2012
Netherlands4123 Posts
November 12 2016 22:09 GMT
#13305
At least he didn't go half disgusting like the shittiest players, he just went for it 100%.
dsyxelic
Profile Joined May 2010
United States1417 Posts
Last Edited: 2016-11-16 01:26:36
November 13 2016 04:18 GMT
#13306
noob friends so stressful

"hey theres a ward at your raptors and the ori is coming there so she'll prob q or flash over to kill you"
"ok"
DANGER PING "YO ORI IS THERE GTFO" *first blood*


oh and did I mention we got 3 buffed, my vi was level 4 to rammus level 7, and ori got 4 blue buffs in first 16 minutes to my 0? and 4 rammus ganks from behind my turret?

and I was still only 500g behind.

oh and this particular vi friend forgot smite cause of going to bathroom after pick :D


edit:



you'd be amazed how common these type of players are even in diamond elo

don't even need to type out a qq story. this video is basically the stuff i qq about all the time
TL/SKT
Sakray
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
France2198 Posts
November 16 2016 19:28 GMT
#13307
PLEASE FOR FUCK SAKE explain me how a Vayne with JUST FUCKING INFINITY EDGE to my Jhin ALSO WITH IE, just simply 3 SHOTS ME. WHAT THE FUCK CHANGED IN THE LATEST PATCHES

Then with another BF, she starts 2 FUCKING SHOTTING ME. For 5 fucking complete minutes I didn't touched a single minion because I was constantly getting dove on because of their fucking Janna, had no escape once I appeared on their screen whatsoever.

And later in the game, she had IE/BT/Shiv/a BF, a SINGLE fucking tumble WITHOUT ULT did 1300 MOTHERFUCKING DAMAGE.
ONE
THOUSAND
THREE
HUNDRED
DAMAGE

And with the shiv which was roughly 150-200 damage I got fucking ONE SHOTTED. I had 1400 hp she did 1500.

How the actual fucking fuck for fucking real I am so fucking PISSED at this BULLSHIT
M2
Profile Joined December 2002
Bulgaria4134 Posts
November 18 2016 11:02 GMT
#13308
On November 17 2016 04:28 Sakray wrote:
PLEASE FOR FUCK SAKE explain me how a Vayne with JUST FUCKING INFINITY EDGE to my Jhin ALSO WITH IE, just simply 3 SHOTS ME. WHAT THE FUCK CHANGED IN THE LATEST PATCHES

Then with another BF, she starts 2 FUCKING SHOTTING ME. For 5 fucking complete minutes I didn't touched a single minion because I was constantly getting dove on because of their fucking Janna, had no escape once I appeared on their screen whatsoever.

And later in the game, she had IE/BT/Shiv/a BF, a SINGLE fucking tumble WITHOUT ULT did 1300 MOTHERFUCKING DAMAGE.
ONE
THOUSAND
THREE
HUNDRED
DAMAGE

And with the shiv which was roughly 150-200 damage I got fucking ONE SHOTTED. I had 1400 hp she did 1500.

How the actual fucking fuck for fucking real I am so fucking PISSED at this BULLSHIT

This happened: https://www.reddit.com/r/leagueoflegends/comments/5dkdji/vayne_on_622_analysis_of_what_happened_and/
Knife kitty, night kitty, put you on a slab. Stealthy kitty, hunter kitty, stab stab stab :-)
JimmiC
Profile Blog Joined May 2011
Canada22817 Posts
November 21 2016 15:56 GMT
#13309
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dsyxelic
Profile Joined May 2010
United States1417 Posts
November 25 2016 21:17 GMT
#13310
lmfao the ignorance of some kids in this game


swain and illaoi are shit talking each other all game.

I don't say anything besides flash timers and stuff like "i'm backing" "care"

at the end of game swain gets caught and illaoi goes off on him.
swain then starts blaming me saying i was the one who got caught which literally makes 0 sense since I used my cc and shit just to try to save him when I was in full safety at 100% hp + had all my escapes+flash. meanwhile hes the one who dies with no flash while everyone else is full health as a fucking swain.

so this time I call him out on his bullshit saying he was clearly the one who got caught and as much as I avoided their stupid argument for 30 minutes, this one was on him.

swain continues to say nope it was all your fault and in post game lobby cries about how toxic his team was and to report both.


???


simply amazing how I am now the toxic one
I was a goddamn saint that game
TL/SKT
zer0das
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States8519 Posts
Last Edited: 2016-11-26 06:13:19
November 26 2016 06:10 GMT
#13311
Had a Swain refuse to build any mana item in ARAM. He ran out of mana every single fight. He was like "it doesn't even matter, check damage at the end of the game." Less damage than everyone on our team but Shen. Good lord. Your deathcap doesn't matter if you never have mana. We won still, but the blinders man.. the blinders. He even attacked Teemo who was the only reason we won/held on for so long despite having so much dead weight.
Jek
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
Denmark2771 Posts
November 26 2016 08:49 GMT
#13312
Why is it all Jhins I play with never have any mana because they spam their abilities willy-nilly, dont try to zone with the 4th auto, never initiate with ult, miss all Ws and at least half of their ults while on the other hand enemy Jhins are 360noscope420blazeit tactical mastermind algebra prodigies.
It's Elo not ELO - Every statiscian playing League
dsyxelic
Profile Joined May 2010
United States1417 Posts
Last Edited: 2016-12-11 06:54:38
December 11 2016 04:26 GMT
#13313
soraka out damaged mid yasuo in a 30 minute game

..

diamond level game


he also built qss 4th item vs a malzahar, completely defeating the purpose of building it because the 1 item yasuo was not even worth ulting at that point

edit:

and of course the only ranked game I win today is when we have our jungler d/c for the first 15 minutes

clown fiesta placements

edit2:
on the topic of boosted yasuos

[image loading]

over 40 minute game
rofl, and we won this. comeback from 9k gold

platinum yasuos ftw!
TL/SKT
LightningStrike
Profile Joined February 2011
United States14277 Posts
December 11 2016 15:04 GMT
#13314
I swear to god if you have to go in the middle of a game then why would you even queue up for a game in the first? This costed me 2 games within the last week I hate people like this.
May the next light shine/Former #1 Alliance LoL fan/ Current Teamliquid LoL Fan
dsyxelic
Profile Joined May 2010
United States1417 Posts
December 12 2016 00:11 GMT
#13315
boosted animal amumu


-blames me for taking blue when he smites at 500 and me and cait's auto is already sent out (she hit it down to like 40 hp, my auto took it) and i'm a fucking zilean with one of the slowest aa animations
-follows that up with his shitty logic that it's normal that junglers do smiteless, therefore I am a dumbass for attacking at 500 hp. he actually proves my point
-tries to shotcall and spam ping careful on fights we are winning. hilarious how you see a chat filled with spam ping after a successful 1for5 fight lol
-blames me for getting 'caught all the time' when I have literally 2 deaths and only 8% of the team's total deaths
- I have a 96% k/p highest in the game while this shitty amumu has a 50% kp and blames team for 'never grouping'


fucking hilarious how deluded some boosted plats are

meanwhile he thinks he did something when cass and I 2 man carried the game.

at least the other team recognized it and let us know post game who actually carried that game
TL/SKT
zajabys111
Profile Joined December 2016
3 Posts
December 17 2016 21:26 GMT
#13316
--- Nuked ---
Jek
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
Denmark2771 Posts
Last Edited: 2016-12-18 09:51:40
December 18 2016 09:42 GMT
#13317
I'm playing Ezreal. I'm full build. Team yelling at me that I do "no damage"............

MAYBE I CANNOT KILL DARIUS WHEN FUCKING THREE OF YOU LET HIM HEAL 198723091283238467283478929 HP EVERY THIRD SECOND BY WALKING INTO ALL OUTER Q RINGS.

I was fucking killing him 1v1 and then Thresh, Zac and Teemo decide to "help" which ends in Darius getting a triple kill before I salvage the situation. I fucking love placement games. Amazing when you have to tell your team to not "protect" you in order to carry.
It's Elo not ELO - Every statiscian playing League
Kaneh
Profile Joined April 2009
Canada737 Posts
December 27 2016 08:37 GMT
#13318
I'm actually pretty bad. I probably deserve silver.

but I dont' deserve this. please. ffffffffffffuuuu. the more you look teh worse it gets
goddam 120mr naut vs..... no magic... maybe's he's afraid of rammus' ult
thresh too busy making plays to buy a sightstone
hecarim with runic fucking echoes. and he buys a hexdrinker, but no armor again.

and they're all alergic to hp items or something. thresh and naut both with the single fucking hp item. hec with zero. wtfwtfwtfwtf. I'm so angry. Good thing I didn't pay too much attention in game or i would've tilted the fuck out of that game.

http://matchhistory.na.leagueoflegends.com/en/#match-details/NA1/2384062559/28796/eog?tab=overview
Slusher
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
United States19143 Posts
December 28 2016 23:16 GMT
#13319
Farming a blue banner sure feels good when 19-1-5 in a 26 min game is s-
Carrilord has arrived.
Jek
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
Denmark2771 Posts
January 02 2017 01:32 GMT
#13320
0/6 Ziggs at 10 minutes "Annie constantly flash stun me!" how can she constantly flash on you when it has a flipping 5 minute cooldown and we're 10 minutes in and why the fuck dont you just farm under tower instead of at their tower........
It's Elo not ELO - Every statiscian playing League
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