EPTThe Shikyo Memorial for QQ Therapy - Page 663
| Forum Index > The Shopkeeper′s Inn |
|
Painmaker
Uruguay230 Posts
| ||
|
DarkCore
Germany4194 Posts
End game results, I can't bring myself to actually list them: http://matchhistory.euw.leagueoflegends.com/en/#match-details/EUW1/2800150774/30920155/eog?tab=overview\ Also, this is why I bad Zed. Because if they're not godlike, they're borderline trolls. | ||
|
Jek
Denmark2771 Posts
EDIT: aaaand it continues, hello plat 2. After my MMR have started to tank the more frustrated I've become to play support, my adc is unreliable more often than not and some random lane solve world hunger (since you can totally make sick LCS solo kill plays when you've fed your lane opponent 3 kills). The lower it drops the more the game become a shitfest of random killchasing retardation instead of just picking up objectives and win cleanly instead of waltzing into an unwarded area GOTTA CHASE THAT NIDALEE/LEE SIN/EKKO/FIZZ/INSET MORE MOBILE THAN YOU CHAMPION. Sometimes I hate this game. Think I should just ban Janna (QQ) and pick Leona to make botlane a coinflip. | ||
|
Fusilero
United Kingdom50293 Posts
http://puu.sh/qGfbh/030ab8c04d.jpg WHAT DO I DO, HOW DO I WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN | ||
|
Gahlo
United States35160 Posts
On August 19 2016 07:43 Fusilero wrote: http://puu.sh/qGfcV/d0a5f609a2.jpg http://puu.sh/qGfbh/030ab8c04d.jpg WHAT DO I DO, HOW DO I WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN Don't have a jungler that's so hard to carry that they live up to their name. | ||
|
Fusilero
United Kingdom50293 Posts
| ||
|
Lonyo
United Kingdom3884 Posts
ADC didn't like my support choice, he died to Nidalee gank very early because he got stunned by Leona, and after getting away from them got hit by a Q spear and didn't think to try and avoid it. Death about 3 minutes in. So he instantly ragequits because it's obviously my fault. Then comes back 10 minutes later just troll in chat. Literally sits on the fountain spewing shit at me. Then after 5 minutes of that he decides to feed the enemy team so he walks down lanes to feed then. Then it's 20 minutes and we surrender. | ||
|
JimmiC
Canada22817 Posts
| ||
|
Jek
Denmark2771 Posts
Essentially we're playing 3v5 since they want to fight with each other over cs and jungle camps, instead of just grouping and end the game/make them /ff20 the result is a flamefest for nearly 25 minutes longer which we eventually lose when the enemy realize they can just mow down inhibs since it's permanently 3v5. We tried to at least make them both just split and put each other on ignore so they'd have legit nothing to do with each other, but appearently it makes more sense to intentionally lose a game rather than at least give it a shot where they can completely and utterly have nothing to do with each other. Next game: I'm Ekko vs GP top, I'm punishing him quite hard and theeeeen when he hit level 6 he use his ult and collect a triple kill in bot (which include first blood). Now I'm pretty fucked but somehow manage to keep him contained despite the huge gold deficit. We lose the game, and in post-game lobby botlane wants me reported for "feeding gp". oO | ||
|
dsyxelic
United States1417 Posts
smurfing in gold to play with a friend i play ezreal mid this draven starts bitching about how im not playing a real mid i go 5-0, said draven goes 1-11 in lane does 1/4 my damage all game and overall contributes nothing but deaths complains in post game lobby about how team sucked anyways and that mid ez got outscaled and that team got caught too much (him and his support combined for 24 out of our 40 deaths, 5 of only which were mine) no shit sherlock i call him a dumbass and point out his botlane attributed to more than half the deaths and getting caught he then says 'you're ezreal its easy for you to position' i laugh at him and let him know that he shouldn't try so hard to justify himself challenges me to 1v1 i say sure i first blood him level 2 ezreal vs draven and then let myself die to minions he claims its a tie cause i died as well afterwards i just laugh at him he says he's a diamond smurf i laugh more and leave regardless of what the truth is, kid is so terrible that it makes me both sad and amused | ||
|
Fusilero
United Kingdom50293 Posts
What a beautiful fucking way to lose my promos | ||
|
Jek
Denmark2771 Posts
| ||
|
JimmiC
Canada22817 Posts
| ||
|
dsyxelic
United States1417 Posts
nothing tilts me more than people who choose to be retarded 1) feeds the ryze then sits in fountain saying hes done at 8 minutes while my botlane is 2-0 up and 40 cs up 2) gets angry when we don't beg him to come back and I say it's fine we'll just 4v5 3) starts bringing up my rank and shit and says my max rank was d5 on opgg when it doesn't even say that? 4) then says I've been spamming games when I've played 5 soloq games in 2 weeks 5) then tries to talk about how he 'eloboosts kids like me' I look at his opgg post game to see why hes hyping himself up so much http://i.imgur.com/axsI9NY.png jesus fucking christ, this kid couldn't be anything beyond d5, let alone good enough to talk shit in any way but it tilts me more that nothing he said was even remotely true and he was just spouting shit to make a scene. if you're gonna stop playing, just go afk. my fault for not just muting but i get baited so hard by retards who really try hard to be that retarded you have a fucking 1.5 KDA on a braindead champ like fizz in plat and you make fun of d5 LOL either way quitting this game soon anyways, things like this used to motivate me to reach higher ranks but spending any more time with these cancerous fucks is not worth it in the least edit: lol next game same situation but reversed. other team had a guy just like that fizz and we just rolled them. p1/d5 soloq is so fun, where games are decided by which kid decides to sit in fountain than actual gameplay half the time. i can count on with my hands how many soloq games I had that werent decided by an afk or intentional int in the last month. | ||
|
JimmiC
Canada22817 Posts
| ||
|
Jek
Denmark2771 Posts
We kill four people after they take baron with long ass deathtimers, their last guy peaced it the instant things went sour and now we're ready to just mow down some structures. We're grouping up and ready to win off a single wave but..... No wave ever shows up in any lane. Not a single. Suddenly one of our inhib towers fall and we wake up to see a Singed proxy everything inside our base. Singed with Rylais, Swifties, Zz'rots speed passive and Deadmans plate is beyond slippery he probably had MS% Quints too. On one hand it felt like such a bad way to get a game stolen away, but on the other hand it was so hilarious you couldn't really be mad. #Feelssobaditfeelsgoodman On September 09 2016 15:26 dsyxelic wrote: edit: lol next game same situation but reversed. other team had a guy just like that fizz and we just rolled them. p1/d5 soloq is so fun, where games are decided by which kid decides to sit in fountain than actual gameplay half the time. i can count on with my hands how many soloq games I had that werent decided by an afk or intentional int in the last month. Yep. From my experience P1/D5 is the most toxic cesspool in League. Been trying to learn top and mid on a smurf I just finished leveling, the adventure from silver to plat 5 was probably the nicest league I've played in a long time. Even the silver and low gold games I felt really bad about destroying my opponent, nobody went completely apeshit in chat. Then I take one game on my main, miss place a ward and accidently kill a creep I was trying to prep for my adc and all of a sudden I better get cancer. I dont think I'm good enough to climb higher (is it better a bit higher up) and I dont really want to intentionally tank down my MMR each time I land up in the gutter again.  | ||
|
dsyxelic
United States1417 Posts
+ the p1/d5 toxicity buff On September 09 2016 21:42 JimmiC wrote: When people afk and keep typing just laugh then mute them 4 out of 5 times they come back cause they get bored. If you get in a little bitch fight with them you are "feeding the troll". They want attention and want to fight. Why give them what they want? that's what we did. I said ok peace, we'll just play out 4v5. he came back within a minute or so running down my lane (bot) and that's when I knew the game was over anyways since he was 4 levels behind their jungler, their ryze was 5/0 or some shit in 10 minutes, and he was just going to keep inting for my lane. thought might as well pick this guy's brain as to why he's trying to throw when we were up 5-4 despite his stupid ass feeding the ryze didn't know i'd find so much cancer also was an unfortunate day of league where i've been carrying my baddy friends all day unsuccessfully. hence why his stupid ass comment about me abusing dynamic q tilted me over the edge since I'm like 5-1 with solo and 0-8 or some shit with dynamic queue. and yeah the game right after I played solo and was the only game I won. | ||
|
Yorbon
Netherlands4272 Posts
I have a lot to say about how I think my teammates and opponents are all retards. However, I would fall into the stereotypical silver trap of thinking to be good. *sigh | ||
|
Lonyo
United Kingdom3884 Posts
Jhin gets mad that Veigar is in other lanes and decides to troll because Veigar is "trolling" by roaming and losing his turret for it. Sells all his items and buys a Liandri's. Then proceeds to blame Veigar for his behaviour, because Veigar was trolling so he has to troll too. Calls other people babies when they say he's being a dick. ![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/PimiCMl.png) Feeds the enemy for a while, then decides to be a passive troll by farming side waves and buying stupid items and not being with the team. Eventually he has a ZZ'rot and Banner of Command, and we haven't lost too many towers because he's kept side waves pushing (and even taken some with his passive trolling). Luckily the rest of the enemy team was mostly crap so we managed to win. Final build: ZZ'Rot, Liandri's, Zhonya's, GA, Swifties, Banner of Command. | ||
|
nafta
Bulgaria18893 Posts
On September 09 2016 22:02 Jek wrote: I dont know if this should be in the awesome or QQ thread, but here we go! We kill four people after they take baron with long ass deathtimers, their last guy peaced it the instant things went sour and now we're ready to just mow down some structures. We're grouping up and ready to win off a single wave but..... No wave ever shows up in any lane. Not a single. Suddenly one of our inhib towers fall and we wake up to see a Singed proxy everything inside our base. Singed with Rylais, Swifties, Zz'rots speed passive and Deadmans plate is beyond slippery he probably had MS% Quints too. On one hand it felt like such a bad way to get a game stolen away, but on the other hand it was so hilarious you couldn't really be mad. #Feelssobaditfeelsgoodman Yep. From my experience P1/D5 is the most toxic cesspool in League. Been trying to learn top and mid on a smurf I just finished leveling, the adventure from silver to plat 5 was probably the nicest league I've played in a long time. Even the silver and low gold games I felt really bad about destroying my opponent, nobody went completely apeshit in chat. Then I take one game on my main, miss place a ward and accidently kill a creep I was trying to prep for my adc and all of a sudden I better get cancer. I dont think I'm good enough to climb higher (is it better a bit higher up) and I dont really want to intentionally tank down my MMR each time I land up in the gutter again. It is pretty much the same higher. Just less boosted people. | ||
| ||
