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IMoperator
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Uldridge
Belgium5186 Posts
I don't know how to impact my gams anymore. I go support? I provide superior vision control but my team always misplays mechanically. I go adc? Top, mid AND jungle feed their asses off I go jungle? Top, mid and bot feed. WHY MUST I HAVE THIS LUCK? | ||
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I_Love_Bacon
United States5765 Posts
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DarkCore
Germany4194 Posts
So in lobby, I'm last pick and want to swap support for adc with first pick. His PC shuts down/goes into hibernation, so he can't trade, but for some reason the game doesn't kick him, so we load in with me on ADC runes playing Janna, Lucian has biscuits XDDDD. Game starts, get some nice flame from Voli. We help him clear gromps, but Morgana throws binding over wall (we had vision of her but mid lane didn't chase her off lol), hits the Gromp, Voli last hits it and I take exp. Then Viktor somehow took exp from Voli at Wraiths, Voli flames and afks, calls us all colorful names. Voli reconnects, says he will only farm jungle, and never help us. Flames more, but my wonderful positive team says 'just play' (this is such a great team lol, and we get this guy). SO we barely hold bot, and then Mao top comes in. He starts roaming and kills everybody on the enemy team, this guy carrying sooooo hard lol. All of a sudden a game that looked hopeless is heavy in our favor. We take dragons, crush team fights. Voli doesn't do much, he doesn't flame but just sits and farms, sometimes he goes to lane and dies to jungle Trundle bc Trundle built BotRK. But the point is, somehow we're crushing. It's 20 minutes into the game, and we have another skirmish. I go in and... walk into the enemy team. Bc I DC. I spent 5 minutes trying to reconnect, I was so mad, this troll game was actually winnable. The game got drop hacked, and disappeared from my history. Or maybe the server crashed, idk. But the game was gone, I wasted 30 minutes of my life with this kind Volibear. This game had so much wrong in it. | ||
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nimbim
Germany985 Posts
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snow2.0
Germany2073 Posts
Have to go top. Get 0/2-ed by your stereotypical Riven main, then just stop trading to play potatoemode and try to farm under tower (tried to duel him on my minion wave, still lost) Bot and Mid get shit on by jungle Rengar ganks in the meantime, who would continue to instagib our mid or ad in every fight for the rest of the game. And i'm getting flamed by the whole team for "how to maokai" -_- | ||
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Alaric
France45622 Posts
- take a team with a lead, but including 4 stinking pieces of shit. - have them ignore your call of Lee having TP and you not when they're grouping for drake and you're in lane - have them take the drake and even 2 kills despite the 4v5, because several of the opponents are that bad - have the stinking pieces of shit keep trying to chase with 2 of them oom and all at around 300 HP - let Jinx collect a triple as all 4 of them die, then mid t1 and t2 If it isn't enough, you can have them keep facechecking, refuse to use wards, and feed her 4 additional kills before she can just afk right-click and win the game by herself. Or the 4 stinking pieces of shit can decide to surrender because they believe the game is irremediably lost, albeit by no fault of their own, as you can surmise. That's not even playing badly. That's being idiots that make you wonder how the fuck they can reach Gold with such an non-existant understanding of the game. Almost triple Lee's cs, be 2 levels ahead of him? Well, too bad, you're one person, they're 4 fucking retards, and the 5v4 you could expect was reversed by their decision to 4v5. | ||
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krndandaman
Mozambique16569 Posts
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Risen
United States7927 Posts
http://i.imgur.com/ns9fG7q.png | ||
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wei2coolman
United States60033 Posts
On May 12 2015 18:44 Risen wrote: I'm fucking silver 1 you piece of shit game. How the fuck does the other team have a platinum? http://i.imgur.com/ns9fG7q.png Mmr=! Division Considering he's 0lp plat 5, his elo is around gold 3 and 4, but it takes a while to drop full divisions. So while you're on your way up he's on his way down | ||
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DarkCore
Germany4194 Posts
game shouldnt even have lasted 1 hour anyways. Had a ranked game like that yesterday. Game was even for 30 minutes, then we got a good fight, killed 3 for none, including adc. I say 'lets take mid inhib and maybe end'. Team decides to instead half recall while the others go get top T2 tower. We get another good fight 5 minutes later, I scream 'LETS END', instead we do baron. Then we lose a fight, and the enemy push into our base (we had 2 inhibs down from minute 25 onwards lol, somehow we held), bring down the inhib and our nexus towers. It looked like a loss, but we somehow aced them instead. We counter push now, and end right? NOPE, team decides to procrastinate longer. We win ANOTHER fight, I scream "ENDDDDDDDDDDDD', but no, we must get fifth dragon. We won because they suicided into us, they were begging for us to win by the end. But it was a 56 minute game, 30 minutes too long. | ||
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SoSexy
Italy3725 Posts
On May 12 2015 18:44 Risen wrote: I'm fucking silver 1 you piece of shit game. How the fuck does the other team have a platinum? http://i.imgur.com/ns9fG7q.png What nice program is that? o.o | ||
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Risen
United States7927 Posts
http://na.op.gg/ for all your needs. Love this site. Let's you see just how dicked you got. For example: http://i.imgur.com/tXtTjR3.png It's just one of those nights, boys. Edit: I kind of like the new mastery system, though. Letting me know I had an S+ performance after losing a game like that really helps me feel better. I think it's comparing me to the trashcans at my supposed rank, though... | ||
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krndandaman
Mozambique16569 Posts
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wei2coolman
United States60033 Posts
On May 13 2015 05:15 krndandaman wrote: nah the mastery system doesn't take rank into account. if you got an S+ you probably performed pretty well. for ex. my bronze friend even when he wins with a good KDA has never gotten above a B+. im pretty sure it takes into account cs, damage dealt to champs, kda, wards, etc. I'm curious as to what it takes into account, cuz i've had a couple games where legit where I went like 2kills 15deaths, and still ended the game at greater than B. | ||
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krndandaman
Mozambique16569 Posts
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wei2coolman
United States60033 Posts
On May 13 2015 06:54 krndandaman wrote: if you had good warding, decent damage in teamfights, and decent cs that's entirely plausible. recently I had a riven game where I absolutely got smashed 1-10 or some shit but I still did 2nd highest damage on team with highest cs so I ended up with a B-. if you're getting lower than that it probably means you either got shit on to oblivion or your basics (warding, cs) were shit. probably why my bronze friend has yet to get over B- win or lose lol. that's just embarrassing. | ||
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krndandaman
Mozambique16569 Posts
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wei2coolman
United States60033 Posts
On May 13 2015 07:03 krndandaman wrote: yea tends to happen when you can't get over 100 cs in a 50 min game as a solo laner. heh, i get more cs on my supports. | ||
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krndandaman
Mozambique16569 Posts
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