Failed my promo series. After they picked Riven, our Gold II top laner locked in Garen and said "Don't worry Garen counters Riven". Once in game, the first thing he said was, "So what do I max?"

It will probably shock you to learn that he gave up first blood.

SoSexy

Italy3725 Posts

March 07 2015 18:56 GMT

#12384

Me: dont fight, they have baron

Lissandra mid and sivir adc: 'you idiot! baron doesnt make you stronger, only the minions'

........

me: thresh i buy solari ok?

ten minutes later he gets solari

Slayer92

29 Posts

March 08 2015 10:40 GMT

#12385

400ad, last whisper, 100% crit but each crit did like 300dmg on the enemy sion. T-thanks riot.

My adc gets himself hooked by blitz with minion waves blocking under their turret and dies because of it, his first reaction is it's my fault for playing support brand. Wasn't aware playing soraka would make him better at dodging.

Zooper31

United States5711 Posts

March 09 2015 07:26 GMT

#12386

Tanked 90pts today. First time since the beginning of the season I've gotten any kind of afk/ragequits on my team, knew they were bound to show up eventually. But I didn't expect them to appear 3 games in a row and put me in a shit mood for the rest of the day. Nothing but horrible games all day and only 1 free win due to a 5v4 our adv. Shit talkers, ragequits after giving up fb and just games where people feed horrendously and then just complain nonstop. I can't carry any of these games either because I'm in a position where I can't, I'm on tilt from 0 help while I get camped or I look away for 5sec and then half my team is caught and dead.

Osmoses

Sweden5302 Posts

March 09 2015 08:13 GMT

#12387

Same here. First blood and the team agrees the game is over, pls ff, waaaah!

I know it's bad to play on sundays but I didn't have anything better to do.

SoSexy

Italy3725 Posts

March 09 2015 23:44 GMT

#12388

Second time I get demoted to Silver III. Everytime I reach II I have 3-4 matches with super toxic players who fed like hell. Can't carry you all even with a 15/3 Xerath, because our Teemo top fed Irelia so much she just rushes me. Fuck you all.

scrubtastic

1166 Posts

March 10 2015 07:38 GMT

#12389

You are Ashe, an ADC main with a good KDA in a long game. You are full build

Your team kills 4, loses 3 near Baron. No one takes Baron

Your ally Gnar goes back to base to defend freshly spawned inhibs from super minions

You spend 20 seconds pushing mid, then see an inhibitor turret guarded by a Taric. Taric has a 6 item build with Thornmail

Do you:
a) Go back, help Gnar push the other lanes out
b) Take Baron
c) Get Gnar to TP in and maybe 2v1 the turret
d) Wait for your passive then CHARGE THE FUCK IN, IT'S JUST A TARIC, ASHE CAN 1v1 THIS FUCKER AND HE CAN'T DO SHIT, THAT INHIBITOR IS FUCKED

Gahlo

United States35154 Posts

March 10 2015 21:58 GMT

#12390

How can you suck so much at Kat that you constantly get dumped on by new Veiger. Guess what bitch, that Rylais, Liandry, and WOTA aren't going to help you when you get popped in less than 2 seconds.

zer0das

United States8519 Posts

March 11 2015 04:30 GMT

#12391

I'm leveling a smurf to play with a friend in ranked, and the people that are too low for me to usually play with can play with me since my normal elo isn't sky high.

I wish they couldn't, because they do stupid crap like this:

http://i.imgur.com/qX685QX.jpg

Exhibit A: Late game team fight, death timers are maxed. I'm Annie, 2 of the enemy team are dead, the rest are clustered in the light blue circle most of them at like 600 health. I'm behind them as Annie with mobies active, and more importantly flash tibbers. I have a clear flash tibbers and like half a microsecond before I flash, Kalista pulls me over the wall designated by the orange line interrupting my planned flash/tibbers and giving the enemy team 2 seconds to split apart because that wall is redonkously long. I now have to throw myself into combat, I get cced, and killed pretty much instantly. Tibbers only hit two of them, and I couldn't get the rest of my combo off due to CC (WW ult? not sure).

So mad. The 30 minutes of dicking around because they are lowbies is fine But why would you pull an Annie with a guaranteed stun that ends the game out of it. -.-

schmutttt

Australia3856 Posts

March 11 2015 05:24 GMT

#12392

Just versed my first scripting Xerath, that wasn't fun :l

krndandaman

Mozambique16569 Posts

March 11 2015 06:41 GMT

#12393

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I_Love_Bacon

United States5765 Posts

March 11 2015 09:35 GMT

#12394

Why must I get the quad queues on my team? I'd rather play a 4v5 then repeatedly get put on quad queues teams in normals. Everything is your fault, their friends never make mistakes, and if they're on vent/TS it's even worse because of course they continue to bitch that you're not on the same page as them as if you're some kind of mind reader.

General_Winter

United States719 Posts

March 11 2015 13:03 GMT

#12395

On March 11 2015 18:35 I_Love_Bacon wrote:
Why must I get the quad queues on my team? I'd rather play a 4v5 then repeatedly get put on quad queues teams in normals. Everything is your fault, their friends never make mistakes, and if they're on vent/TS it's even worse because of course they continue to bitch that you're not on the same page as them as if you're some kind of mind reader.

This. So much. The worst bit is that they never bother to ping or use the chat since they are all talking to each other. Then in the middle of a fight they will all scatter for no reason leaving you to get killed.

krndandaman

Mozambique16569 Posts

March 11 2015 13:57 GMT

#12396

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Uldridge

Belgium4801 Posts

March 11 2015 16:11 GMT

#12397

I've started a fun little project. I'm taking screenshots of my legendary luck now. I'm at 6 games, where there are at least 1 or more uncarryable fuckheads involved. Sometimes I'll put a little cute comment on why we'd lost the game or something but I guess that doesn't really involve much. It's mostly people feeding beyond humanly possible and their damage output being less than that of an Evelyn support. Might upload these images sooner or later, I don't know, but at least it's some form of distraction haha

scrubtastic

1166 Posts

March 11 2015 21:33 GMT

#12398

blind toxic ADCs

1) My Vi is getting harassed by enemy Pantheon support with ignite (lol, come on, with a combo like that cheese has to be coming) right after a gromp leash. Blue gets reset
I take the short walk to blue in case someone else from the enemy team is incoming and help Vi clear blue

While we're 2v1ing Pantheon with a probable 2v2 incoming at blue, my Sivir is currently 1v1 vs their ADC in lane:

Sivir: HELLO
Sivir: COME TO LANE
*ping at botlane*

wtf? Are you not paying attention at all? I just saved my jungler's ass, getting him FB, you are 1v1 in botlane and you immediately get indignant about me not being there as if i'm the one that's wrong

2) Enemy team's cheese failed and we're ahead. Vi and Sivir are both doing decently (though not as good as our mid or top). Vi takes red

Sivir: WTF
Sivir: MORON
*insert rant about ranking and how Vi doesn't deserve to be ranked with her etc etc*

3) Despite us winning pretty hard, guess which of us has the most deaths and worst KDA at the end because she kept exploring enemy jungle by herself?

krndandaman

Mozambique16569 Posts

March 12 2015 08:30 GMT

#12399

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krndandaman

Mozambique16569 Posts

March 12 2015 17:19 GMT

#12400

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