EPTIf your firstpick picks AD, the obvious reaction is to flame the firstpick, go vayne top, feed 2 kills in 5 minutes, then flame the firstpick a bit more and go afk. After the game you start lying like a crazy person and try to get the enemy team to report the firstpick despite the rest of the team being in total agreement that you are a dickwad.
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Simberto
Germany11620 Posts
If your firstpick picks AD, the obvious reaction is to flame the firstpick, go vayne top, feed 2 kills in 5 minutes, then flame the firstpick a bit more and go afk. After the game you start lying like a crazy person and try to get the enemy team to report the firstpick despite the rest of the team being in total agreement that you are a dickwad. | ||
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zer0das
United States8519 Posts
(Probably gonna stay up and get some late night fast food xD). Edit: Fawk, I wanted to get a Big Mac and fries to watch worlds and I didn't leave in time. Nooooooo. BREAKFAST MENU WHY. | ||
TheEmulator
28092 Posts
On September 18 2014 15:23 zer0das wrote: Not sure whether to stay up or go to bed for worlds. Zzzz. (Probably gonna stay up and get some late night fast food xD). Stay up dude. Although there will be a restream later I think? | ||
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hezi1985
Poland14 Posts
 we took their inhib and both nexus turrets all we need to do is finish 3 times in a row i ask my team to please group and finish, but they decide to suicide in the enemy jungle every time and feed their Kata to oblivion and ofc final fight (where my support Morg decided to split push and gets jumped) we get aced and lose game. No matter i think, before the next game i politely ask the team to please when i get fed just group and teamfight, everything goes fine (I'm like 5/1/4 at the time) we just took the drake and are about to push their inhib. I ask my team "guys please i have to go back and buy, please wait and don't engage without me". As soon as I go back my team engages 4v5 and gets obliterated 4 for 0 (it's about 45 minutes in so the spawn timers are very long) ofc the other team pushes through the middle, takes the inhib, dives me under nexus turrets and consequentially wins the game... Faith in humanity lost  | ||
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Alaric
France45622 Posts
Trist gets a double a bit later. So Trist starts diving the silver II Ezreal. And dies to Yi because they overstay. So Trist is 6-4, but off of killing a shitter Ezreal over and over. Yi is 5-0, off of killing Tristana for the bounty then her reset gold. Teemo feeds some shitty hybrid Sion build because he pushes without never warding, and ends up giving some to Yi too. Annie support goes spellthief straight into NLR and 100-0 Thresh when he wants to get her. Orianna is a shitter who can't hit an ult and consistently gets caught out, even by Swain's W, and feeds him more than anything else. They keep wanting to fight and give a 2v4 double double kill to Swain and Yi. I WONDER HOW THAT SHIT ENDED. For the bonus, my Q glitched as Vi, killing me the first time instead of killing Swain (it froze me ~1s, right long enough that Swain flashed on the other side instead of taking it to the face after Ori ult). Then my E (Yi lives with 20 HP, my E is on cd, the charge out of my buff bar, but it played a fucking standard autoattack animation and I did the normal damage too). | ||
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krndandaman
Mozambique16569 Posts
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GrandInquisitor
New York City13113 Posts
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739
Bearded Elder29903 Posts
WE'RE FUCKING WINNING THE GAME, WE GOT FREE BARON, WE'RE LIKE 15K GOLD AHEAD, 2 INHIBS PUSHED, LAST PUSH AND WE SHOULD WIN AND WHAT HAPPENS? NIDALEE AND ZED DECIDES TO GO FUCKING AFK, MOTHERFUCKING PREMADES, WE LOST THE FUCKING GAME 3V5, JESUS I HAD 99LP AND ALMSOT PROMOS AND NOW I HAVE TO WIN ANOTHER FUCKING GAME. FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCKING AFKERS. | ||
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TheEmulator
28092 Posts
On September 20 2014 02:39 739 wrote: HOLY FUCKING SHIT, JESUS FUCKING CHRIST I'M SO PISSED RIGHT NOW. WE'RE FUCKING WINNING THE GAME, WE GOT FREE BARON, WE'RE LIKE 15K GOLD AHEAD, 2 INHIBS PUSHED, LAST PUSH AND WE SHOULD WIN AND WHAT HAPPENS? NIDALEE AND ZED DECIDES TO GO FUCKING AFK, MOTHERFUCKING PREMADES, WE LOST THE FUCKING GAME 3V5, JESUS I HAD 99LP AND ALMSOT PROMOS AND NOW I HAVE TO WIN ANOTHER FUCKING GAME. FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCKING AFKERS. hmm, were they trolling and trying to lose on purpose or were they just stupidly confident that the game was over? | ||
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Evilmonkey.
United States1628 Posts
It gets betters, she goes machete 5 and runs directly to their red buff (we're blue side), takes it and immediately goes to top lane and feeds it to the enemy jayce on purpose by standing under tower. 2:30 into the game she dces and we never hear from her again. I mean... there was no one fighting in the champ select lobby, nobody was trolling, I think she literally did that because she knew I was in my promos.... people in this game are unfucking believable. | ||
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739
Bearded Elder29903 Posts
On September 20 2014 02:43 TheEmulator wrote: hmm, were they trolling and trying to lose on purpose or were they just stupidly confident that the game was over? First Nidalee went afk and we asked Zed (his premade) what's wrong with him and he didn't answer. 2 minutes ago he went afk too and we lost this goddamn game. If Zed didn't go afk, we could actually win 4v5, but 3v5 didn't work as we were left with Vayne/Thresh/Me as Kha'Zix vs Annie/Nautilus/Zyra/Cait/LeeSin.... | ||
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Alaric
France45622 Posts
Blitz didn't play that badly, but considering his record (22-23), the ~Gold II level of the game, and their own premade being Gold IV + Plat V, Malph probably has a massively overinflated Elo at this point, due to placements. Let's just say he showed up in lane with 0 MR from runes or masteries, fed fb at level 3, came back with a rejuv bead and 2 pots, and from there rushed naked RoA, then sorcs and blasting wand. He kept dying over and over and we lost the game to a huge J4 and Syndra (J4 lost his red to me, but I missed a flash Q on Syndra for the kill, she lived with 15 HP, Malph fucked up and died when J4 counterganked, and I was hit by the brim of Syndra's W who came back, for the slow and a double on Jarvan; big-ass luck (and my fuck up) and he got back into the game despite playing mediocre for the remainder). Meh. Technically he's not in placements anymore so it's normal to have him with us, but damn if he isn't going to plummet considering how bad he is... and I had on my team. These fucking piece of shit premades. "We're smurfs". No dumbass. A smurf wouldn't die to Irelia after being 2 kills, 20 cs and more than a level ahead, even as Gnar. A smurf would have enough brain to know not to try and 1v1 her once you sack of dumbasses fed her up 14-6-10+ status. You piece of shit ass Jarvan wouldn't try to do nash after every single fight we win, with Lulu support, full tank jungle J4, and either Gnar or Talon. HEY FUCKING TRASH, CORKI'S PUSHING MID OR BOT WHILE YOU TICKLE THE FUCKING NASHOR. He also gave it to them twice that way because he was simply too fucking retarded to gtfo when "support" Azir (that they fed enough that this garbage got Rylai and another AP item on top of his support stuff) and Irelia show up, or when Irelia even TPs on a ward, nope, that fucktard stays in, forces Talon and me to cover his ass, killing both of the in the process because she switches targets, and then what does he do? That piece of fucking garbage tries to take our red and dies to the next enemy that goes there. Fucking piece of garbage, go fuck yourself. We had big leads at several points in the game, but acting like garbage fucking retards threw it for free while Gnar was too busy flaming Irelia for being a counter. Just fuck your goddamn mouth and play instead of spewing bullshit, dumbass, words won't win you a game. | ||
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zer0das
United States8519 Posts
I was getting matched such that teams were much more even before, and games were usually close and people rarely whined for stupid reasons. + Show Spoiler + Also, somewhat hypocritical, but if I see another Ashe or Ezreal build tear, I'm going to explode. Like every non-AP champion's mana is close to irrelevant after level 10, and you can just (mind blowing fact) not spam your shit on cooldown during the early levels and actually land them with more precision (which hey, do more damage because you built AD instead) and accomplish the same thing instead of wasting 700 gold on an item you don't really need. I can get away with no tear on Jayce, why the heck do you need one on Ashe, you don't even leave your q on. | ||
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krndandaman
Mozambique16569 Posts
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739
Bearded Elder29903 Posts
MOTHERFUCKING LOSERS, I'D BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF THEM. | ||
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krndandaman
Mozambique16569 Posts
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MooMooMugi
United States10531 Posts
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scrubtastic
1166 Posts
enemy riven dies level 1 goes afk everyone wins lane, we knockdown 3 inhib turrets ez win right? nocturne: ADC NOCTURNE GO STOP WHINING FUCKERS I'M GONNA HEADBUTT THE BASE UNTIL WE WIN chogath: DANCE PARTY I'M BORED I FEEL BAD FOR ENEMY TEAM, NOT GONNA TRY people get picked off enemy vayne goes legendary we start losing teamfights and transition into losing our base | ||
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Shottaz
United Kingdom414 Posts
First time i've had to dodge... literally sitting here for 5 minutes because of some salty child. Not sure how much LP I lost. | ||
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Alaric
France45622 Posts
Doesn't matter, it's a 4v5 because Katarina never comes into the game, and Ashe is a retard who walks straight into them 1v2 after I lead Leona away and have to walk around (seriously Ashe don't let them push wtf, we're Ashe and Lulu, how the fuck can't you shove). Jarvan gets fed on dumbass Renekton to who I ping the ganks through wards and who still dies, then comes bot and stays there, so we get to enjoy the 3v2, with the occasional roam from Syndra. Later, that trash Kog spams the all chat pretending to be on the receiving end of a 4v5 and spewing the habitual complaints "oh I hate these games", etc. Geez. Grow up, kid, you get offered a free win after I walk all over you 1v2, to tell about how shit you are, so you feel the need to validate yourself by trying to taunt us? So much for my fucking promos series. "Here, now you have to win 2 in a row, and if you don't, you have to win 2, then a Bo3, because of a single game." Seriously, whoever designed that fucking awful promotion system at Riot can go fuck himself. Aaaaand promo series' gone. Thanks to the genius who wanted to "let both Morgana and Tristana open" when we had first pick, and gifted them Trist. Of course having Azir and Cait did nothing to help, zzz. AND VI'S AUTO ATTACK CANCELLING ITSELF WHEN PEOPLE WALK AWAY FROM IT THREE TIMES IN A ROW BECAUSE SHE PAUSES BEFORE STARTS IT CERTAINLY DIDN'T HELP, ESPECIALLY WHEN SAID PEOPLE RESPECTIVELY HAD 13, 8 AND 23 HP RIGHT WHEN THEY WALKED OUT, AND THE FUCKING RETARDS WHO COMPOSED MY TEAM FED THAT FUCKING ORIANNA A TRIPLE FOR FUCK'S SAKE. | ||
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