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Simberto
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Germany11554 Posts
February 27 2014 10:54 GMT
#10781
I think the logic behind "I am smurf" is usually a combination of "I am way better than all these fools, and should definitively be at higher elo. But Elo Hell is holding me back. So since i actually belong at a higher Elo, i am basically a smurf." and "Hm, people are more likely to give people who say they are smurfs the lane they are asking for" (Which btw is utter nonsense. The only reasonable reason to smurf is to play a different lane then you usually do. So if a smurf is asking for a role, that is probably not the role his main account used to get as high as it is)
jaymik
Profile Joined November 2009
Korea (South)425 Posts
February 27 2014 16:30 GMT
#10782
anyone else still lagging/dcing?
jaymik kr/na
Frudgey
Profile Joined September 2012
Canada3367 Posts
February 27 2014 16:34 GMT
#10783
Tried Vladimir for the first time in a blind normal game.

Lane opponent was a Diamond V Xin Zhao.

;_;
It is better to die for The Emperor than live for yourself.
Sakray
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
France2198 Posts
February 27 2014 18:11 GMT
#10784
Gragas so annoying being broken as fuck
GrandInquisitor *
Profile Blog Joined May 2005
New York City13113 Posts
February 27 2014 19:47 GMT
#10785
On May 17 2013 08:39 Sakray wrote:
GOD DAMN IT I FUCKING HATE LUX

This champ is fucking retarded and broken, she has the ultimate combo HUGE range and fucking fast spellspeed, so you can't dodge her stupid AoE. Being able to spam a 600-800dmg ult every 20s is fucking retarded as well. So what does Riot do ?

FUCKING BUFF HER FUCKING SHIELD

FUCK LOGIC

On May 25 2013 14:00 Sakray wrote:
Is it just me or since his rework Trundle is broken as fuck ?

On June 15 2013 22:07 Sakray wrote:
Aatrox is a fucking retarded broken shit.
Riot, as always. I'm starting to think that everytime they release a new champ, they make it OP the first few weeks so they can get free elo because they suck.

On July 19 2013 22:58 Sakray wrote:
Range is globally broken is this game. Take Elise's E : you can jump on people outside of your range.
And with Ryze, even when they're in you're range, your spell will never trigger.

Bullshit.

On August 15 2013 12:16 Sakray wrote:
Seriously WTF did Riot was thinking when they made Lee Sin ? He's way too op when in toplane, his shield alone is enough to murder every champ vs him. I had renek, rushed tabi, sunfire, randuin, he went dmg WITHOUT ANY SINGLE ARMOR FUCKING PENETRATION, and he FUCKING MURDERED ME BECAUSE OF HIS FUCKING RETARDED SHIELD ONLY

Seriously, this retarded champ is tanky as fuck, he deals a fuckton of dmg and has utility. He's even more overpowered than Diana, wth.

Riot thinks that full ad should not kill fulltanks, THEN WHY THEY FUCKING CAN ? WHY A SINGLE SPELL GRANTS A SHIELD, LIFESTEAL AND SPELLVAMP GOD DAMNIT, FUCK YOU RIOT AT NOT BEING ABLE TO BALANCE CHAMPS

On September 02 2013 11:00 Sakray wrote:
Damnit Shen is so fucking op

On October 01 2013 09:21 Sakray wrote:
Anyway, I hate Ahri, broken champ.

On October 19 2013 11:41 Sakray wrote:
Kassadin is the biggest retarded, op and broken champ of he whole game, and yet Riot thinks he sux too much and wants to buff him.
Fucking bunch of retarded motherfucking cunts

On October 28 2013 11:41 Sakray wrote:
I hate Ahri, this champ is absurdly retarded and fucking op (but wait there's more, they want to give her a DFG in her charm...fuck you on this one Riot).
I lost my lane against her 0-2 as Zed, but she snowballed from there (and Cait got outfarmed by Jinx bot, real). Then our Sej jungle "plz surr, I don't want to play with you anymore, you all suck, blablabla"

Dem kids with the "I should be challenger league instead of wooden 58", I wish I could kill them through the internet.

On November 25 2013 13:32 Sakray wrote:
God I hate Jax so hard, this champ is so broken right now ;_; doesn't matter which champ I play I end up being trashed. Insane how fast he can start to 1v1 people. His harass is insane as well "hey, 1 combo and its 50% less hp ! Wait 15s and I'll show you again"
Still managed to end at 14-2-9 as K6 top (dying at the last teamfight in front of our nexus), but god, I hate Jax so hard.

On February 28 2014 03:11 Sakray wrote:
Gragas so annoying being broken as fuck


Bro you need help.
What fun is it being cool if you can’t wear a sombrero?
Sakray
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
France2198 Posts
February 27 2014 20:04 GMT
#10786
How many time did you actually spent on this.

And to my defense, at the time I made these posts, the said champs were broken and constantly banned, so, its legit.
GrandInquisitor *
Profile Blog Joined May 2005
New York City13113 Posts
February 27 2014 20:28 GMT
#10787
Go ahead, try and distract the issue by implying that I spent too much time on this, ignoring the fact that it is a trivial targeted search. Doesn't change the fact that you are seriously one messed up dude.
What fun is it being cool if you can’t wear a sombrero?
GhandiEAGLE
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States20754 Posts
Last Edited: 2014-02-27 20:46:48
February 27 2014 20:46 GMT
#10788
Taking shots people at the height of their rage and being an armchair psychologist on internet forums isn't much higher dude.
Oh, my achin' hands, from rakin' in grands, and breakin' in mic stands
IMoperator
Profile Joined October 2011
4476 Posts
February 27 2014 20:50 GMT
#10789
isnt the whole point of this thread to vent?
Omnishroud
Profile Blog Joined November 2013
1073 Posts
February 27 2014 20:50 GMT
#10790
Yeah wtf? Those posts are literally over like a 10 month period. 11 posts in 10 months and he needs help? Some people just like to vent about the little things in life in over the top ways. Plenty of people frequent this thread alot more then he does and post shit along the same lines.

Why are you attacking him for using a thread for its exact purpose?
Omni = Capped (RIP TL Account) - LoL EUW: Capped92 - EU Bnet: Capped#1137 - Steam: Capped92
GrandInquisitor *
Profile Blog Joined May 2005
New York City13113 Posts
February 27 2014 21:27 GMT
#10791
OK, withdrawn.
What fun is it being cool if you can’t wear a sombrero?
Sakray
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
France2198 Posts
February 27 2014 22:18 GMT
#10792
Tbh I don't even care, I actually find this amazing haha
WilDMousE
Profile Joined July 2011
Chile1335 Posts
Last Edited: 2014-02-27 22:38:12
February 27 2014 22:23 GMT
#10793
I've been playing this game after a freaking long hiatus, my skills never were good, in fact i feel like i've gotten even worse and the only account i have is a lvl 22 one... so here's my story to vent!

1st game: I go jungle and a teammate picks teemo tp/smite, tries being toxic for not getting mid, ends up feeding the enemy team leaving toplane.

2nd game: Picked Kayle mid and got paired with a nice team that after 1 death my ally wukong (jungler) starts raging bad, I was having no issues at mid (going 6/0/1), asked him for the 3rd blue and he didn't even reply, in fact when i was doing it he took it from me... and after that it only took me 1 preemptive R on me (vs an annie) to get my ally wukong to start flaming me for how such a bad player I am. Mind that we had a shen in top with only Lich bane/lucidity/Nashor's tooth.


Good thing league is free, I dont even wanna level an account nor play with such toxic players, now i remember why i despised playing with randoms... back to gw2 tourneys, if somebody wants to duo (yeah this sounds stupid) for blind/draft to help me lvl i'd be more than thankful.
Barackopala
petered
Profile Joined February 2010
United States1817 Posts
February 28 2014 04:30 GMT
#10794
lol, never stop grandinquisitor, you are the best. It just blows my mind that you were able to remember a specific poster's tendency towards champion whine.

Few people seems to realize that, while this is indeed essentially a whine thread, no one actually gives a shit about what your whine actually is. The true value of this thread is being able to laugh over the dumb stuff that gets us worked up in game. I personally think getting your posts made fun of is the highest honor the Shikyo thread can bestow.
This, my friends, is the power of the Shikyo Memorial for QQ therapy thread. We make the world a better place, one chainsaw massacre prevention at a time.
krndandaman
Profile Joined August 2009
Mozambique16569 Posts
Last Edited: 2014-02-28 07:16:43
February 28 2014 04:52 GMT
#10795
--- Nuked ---
BrownBear
Profile Joined March 2010
United States6894 Posts
February 28 2014 17:00 GMT
#10796
Newsflash to Leblanc players: your 10 kills in lane don't matter if you are just gonna go hambone into 5 people and die repeatedly. Also if you only get 60 fucking CS all fucking 45-minute game.
SUNSFANNED
NeoGeoOdin
Profile Joined October 2011
Colombia140 Posts
March 01 2014 01:29 GMT
#10797
Fuck elo hell

firts pick its shiv jungle, and what u pick?
teemo top,
nunu spp
and quinn ADC


they choose cho gath
i choose firts pick Yasuo, what my team choses
Katarina mid
Soraka spp
cait ADC
Xin jungle

and finally todays was

i go heca jun nice
nasus top, ok, nice too
and them...
teemo mid
and ali spp

WTF?!!! how can ppl espect to win with all these team comps

But i goes more than just the pick, when i have the luck to have a good team comp, then its always hapends
TF statrs, i am a jungle tank, initiate -> procede to the botton of enemy team and focus all atention of the enemy ADC and SPP on me, so its juts me VS Enemy ADC/SPP and 4 of my team VS 3 of them...
This its QQ threat you know what hapended.

Best part of all theese, i got demoted, cus fuck yeah!!! if you are in elo hell its cus you deserve to be there...
GrandInquisitor *
Profile Blog Joined May 2005
New York City13113 Posts
March 01 2014 07:06 GMT
#10798
Today it finally happened: I had a teammate SO BAD, so relentlessly troll, that Riot turned on Loss Prevention just for my game.

[image loading]

Seriously, I have no other explanation. There are no reports of lag anywhere. Ranked is not disabled. The only possible reason is that Riot decided to take pity on our team for having to play with a bot lane that averaged a death a minute to Lucian.
What fun is it being cool if you can’t wear a sombrero?
MooMooMugi
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
United States10531 Posts
March 01 2014 07:08 GMT
#10799
On March 01 2014 16:06 GrandInquisitor wrote:
Today it finally happened: I had a teammate SO BAD, so relentlessly troll, that Riot turned on Loss Prevention just for my game.

[image loading]

Seriously, I have no other explanation. There are no reports of lag anywhere. Ranked is not disabled. The only possible reason is that Riot decided to take pity on our team for having to play with a bot lane that averaged a death a minute to Lucian.

Wish it turned on when I had (2) trolls on my team who just spent the whole game trolling each other after we had a 20 kill lead lol
|LoL & SC2 IGN both my username| Just livin' the baylife| Hearthstone ID: MooMooMugi#1544| Dank Memer since 2011
Fildun
Profile Joined December 2012
Netherlands4122 Posts
March 01 2014 20:15 GMT
#10800
Guy goes TP Mundo top. Dies 1 time before I finish red buff. Tp's back up, dies second time before I finish blue buff.
Then blames me, the jungler. I guess I should have seen it coming.
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