So our 0/3/0 Rumble says in all chat, "report diana," I am playing Diana and kind of taken aback as I've said absolutely nothing in chat all game long. I asked, "what for?" His response, "feeding." I am currently 1/4/0 to his 0/3/0. What in the fuck lol.

I finish the game 6/6/0 and he finishes 0/7/1. I get honor at the end of the game from three people on the other team as we spend the rest of the game talking about mean girls and cake.

Kyhron

United States945 Posts

April 29 2013 04:10 GMT

#8142

Im seriously getting really sick of dominating my lane and losing the game because the idiots that call lanes fail hardcore. Fill in bot....top and/or mid feeds hard. Fill in top mid and/or bot feeds. I refuse to ever mid because im shit and it and if i jungle i tend to get good ganks off and then the game is a toss up. This game is seriously making me sad lately I can never win

Shotcoder

United States2316 Posts

April 29 2013 06:00 GMT

#8143

Riot, please, let me get back to gold 4, these retards you make me carry are uncarryable. 0/6 97 cs top lane, 2/5 and 86 cs mid lane, I mean holy shit. Why am I able to go 3/1 bot lane with sona and 164 farm and still get raped because of these people? It makes literally no sense. Two 20 minute surrenders in promo series are amazingly fun.

Edit: worst of all you drop me to 59 points which means I have to win 4 more to get back into promo, wtf.

Fildun

Netherlands4123 Posts

April 29 2013 07:19 GMT

#8144

This Jax man. Hey look, lets splitpush with 2 ppl when we see the whole team collapsing on us and give away a free baron! After we all pinged back a million times! Yay! Lets then when they have baron try to kill that same turret! On his fucking own! Yay! Hooray! And it's not his fault! He knew exactly what to do after feeding ahri 5 kills! YAY! FUCK YOU DUDE!

Edit: NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! Now I am genuinly sad after a game of LoL. I play support twice in a row, last two matches of my promotion series to gold AND WHAT DO I GET. A MF WHO AFK PUSHES TO TOWER THEN SELLS ALL HER ITEMS AND BUYS MOBO BOOTS AND A MANA MANIPULATOR. THEN SELLS IT AGAIN AND BUYS A GIANTS BELT WHILE INTENTIONALLY RUNNING INTO TURRETS.

Capped

United Kingdom7236 Posts

April 29 2013 07:28 GMT

#8145

I have seriously never played such a bad string of games in my life in the last few days. GJ im awol for a couple weeks. Managed to get demoted and fucked over at every corner by teammates.

People at my level JUST CANT play past laning phase, once it reaches mid / late they just turn into fucktards who run off and die and cant play as a team at all.

My favourite one was feeding mid / adc equally to about 10/2 and them throwing it.

Good bye LoL, see you on the 11th.

LOLItsRyann

England551 Posts

April 29 2013 14:39 GMT

#8146

Ok.

Okay.

OKAY.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK RIOTS MATCHMAKING SYSTEM IS?!??!?

MY FUCKING TEAM:

PLAT V
GOLD I
GOLD I
GOLD I
GOLD III

ENEMY FUCKING TEAM:

PLAT IV
PLAT IV
PLAT IV
PLAT IV
PLAT IV

ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS? GOLD III VS FUCKING PLAT IV. OKAY RIOT. OKAY.

FIRST BLOOD!

MY FUCKING VLAD TOP: "lol he was level 2 after 2 minions"

ITS FUCKING KHASIX RED ELIXIR TOP LANE YOU BRAINDEAD FUCKSHIT! HAVE YOU BEEN LIVING UNDER A FUCKING ROCK FOR ALL OF SEASON THREE. TO NOT KNOW THAT FUCKING EVERYONE TAKES FUCKING EXPERIENCE LEVEL FUCKING 1 IS FUCKING BEYOND ME!

QUEUE. FUCKING. QUEUE.

AsmodeusXI

United States15536 Posts

April 29 2013 18:03 GMT

#8147

BACK TO SILVER V WITH ME. Can never carry enough to overcome Triple Kill Thresh @ 6 minutes. T_T

Fildun

Netherlands4123 Posts

April 29 2013 19:12 GMT

#8148

I've been playing LoL the whole day. That opens a whole new perspective on life, I have to say.
If only people had brains. (Sometimes including myself)

koreasilver

9109 Posts

April 29 2013 20:54 GMT

#8149

I got promoted to a new league but the league name sucks compared to my old one.

NeoGeoOdin

Colombia140 Posts

April 29 2013 21:10 GMT

#8150

"Respect orderpick"

so i play supp

the carrie and me procede to feed the enemie carrie 15/0 at 10 mins
(me 0/8, the carrie 0/7)

YOLOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

i sure want to say it was my intention to feed... but honestly i dont even know if i did it intentionaly...

ticklishmusic

United States15977 Posts

April 29 2013 23:18 GMT

#8151

all of a sudden

shen karthus noct is now fotm.

played agaist it two or three times, and even with thresh + barrier + redpot + tower my ad can't survive. won one game because shen leaving vs nasus let nasus just farm his q to 1000 dmg (literally), and the other time because we had some diamond tryn smurf.

Alaric

France45622 Posts

April 29 2013 23:42 GMT

#8152

Successful steal?
NOPE
Mouse battery dies right after the cleaver+smite so I think I just missclicked and waste my flash, still doesn't move and die as level 6 Mundo. Painted the colour for some bullshit game riddled with random bouts of luck.

Shotcoder

United States2316 Posts

April 30 2013 00:29 GMT

#8153

I honestly wish I didn't have to carry every game. Even when I play support I have to do some retarded shit like 3/2/25 to even stand a chance to win games. I swear this game is too hard. Mids who don't buy wards, jungles who let people push without wards, ADs who take Armor pen red vs Thresh Draven or lulu lanes, Top who die 11 times before 20 minutes. Promo Series are literally the most fun games ever(/sarcasm)

Simberto

Germany11643 Posts

April 30 2013 01:13 GMT

#8154

On April 30 2013 08:42 Alaric wrote:
Successful steal?
NOPE
Mouse battery dies right after the cleaver+smite so I think I just missclicked and waste my flash, still doesn't move and die as level 6 Mundo. Painted the colour for some bullshit game riddled with random bouts of luck.

Solution: Use a mouse with a cable. I thought every gamer would have learned that by now.

Shotcoder

United States2316 Posts

April 30 2013 04:35 GMT

#8155

.....Just.....Breathe....

krndandaman

Mozambique16569 Posts

April 30 2013 04:40 GMT

#8156

--- Nuked ---

King_Snake

United States33 Posts

April 30 2013 14:33 GMT

#8157

KK. I was playing a normal and I have never ever been this mad at a normal before. I was playing corki cuz y'know corki is fucking cool mang mustache and shit. So I am 7-1 and then 8-2 alright its midgame I have second most farm in the game. We should be teamfighting I keep saying that in chat. But our top Zed, who has the most farm in the game with like 215 at 22 minutes, just sits top. We decide to just go teamfight top because huehue better get this Zed his two towers. So we win the fight get the towers, Zed then proceeds to not leave top until 45 minutes. Not once. He is like DONT GET CAUGHT YOU FUCKING NUBS WE CAN'T TEAMFIGHT. I could 2v1 all the people on their team at a time and just shit on them, any teamfight we get an ace 5 for 0. But Zed won't leave top we are trying to split push because y'know Zed is top. But tthen we get flash ulted by malph and flash ulted by sona and die. We could have won at like 20-25 minutes but hurpa de derp nope we aren't going to fight gots to split push. But he didn't ever get that fucking inhib tower after being top for 45 straight minutes. I seriously do not get why the fuck people hate ending games so much. They think that every single game NEEDS TO LAST 50 MINUTES they don't realize that you need to start actually doing shit. Then after 45 minutes he starts to try teamfights. He could fucking insta gib sona/cait/whoever their mid was. But no he ults malph then bburns every single cd he has on malph and ignite. HURPA DURP I'M ZED HOW DO ASSASINATE? Putting the ass in assasin.

Shotcoder

United States2316 Posts

April 30 2013 16:31 GMT

#8158

Botrk>BT>Shiv>zeal Caitlyn...and Botrk first Xin. Story of my ranked life in just two people.

I've never seen a worse rune page in my life either. Armor Pen reds, Scaling AD Quints, yellows and blues.

This game is honestly too hard for people like me too play. Especially when I get report for simply tell her to build IE and not BT. But it's whatever. kids will be kids.

Take a deep breath and onto the next game.

sylverfyre

United States8298 Posts

April 30 2013 18:16 GMT

#8159

On April 30 2013 10:13 Simberto wrote:

Show nested quote +

Solution: Use a mouse with a cable. I thought every gamer would have learned that by now.

Also, smartcast smite!

ticklishmusic

United States15977 Posts

April 30 2013 20:57 GMT

#8160

i get paired with literally the shittiest aram players possible

meaning probably the bottom 1% of people who have lol installed on their computer.

karthus ult is fucking useless when your team cant get anyone on the enemy team down to half health.

how i feel when i play.
1. alright, poke poke no deaths
2. yay first blood
3. lvl 6 ok, a couple kills traded i back and get stuff
4. wait
5. wat r u doin
6. staaahhhhp.