[GSTL] Ax-Acer vs. LG-IM Playoffs 2013 Season 1 - Page 9

On July 19 2013 15:22 TheDougler wrote:


Eh, I considered going slightly more stereotypical but decided to stick to more inside jokes.

Though... now that you mention it...

They say Scarlett is six feet tall and breaths fire. If she was here, she'd destroy LGIM with Banelings from her eyes, and mutas from her well toned arse! And she will be here, in a mere three hours! So, you could go to bed and you'd sleep, at least for a little while. And when you wake tomorrow, and you browse TL and r/starcraft and hear the tale of how she obliterated all of LGIM, and then presented them with a stuffed beaver holding a Canadian flag, would you trade all three of the hours of sleep you'll miss, from this time to that, for one chance, JUST ONE CHANCE, to tell LGIM that you may all kill Azubu, but you'll never defeat OUR MOOSE LOVING BEAVER BATTLING IGLOO HABITATING ICE QUEEN!!!!!

I mean, I don't know what to say really. Three hours till be biggest fan favorite battle of a year or two. All comes down to tonight. Either Axiom-Acer goes super-sayan-boss-mode, or they are going to crumble. Centimeter by centimeter, map by map. We're gonna be up late gentlemen, and beleive me, we can call it a night, and sleep or we can watch AA climb their uphill journey back into the light. You know when you get old as an e-sports fan things get taken from you.
That's, that's part of life. But, you only learn that when you start losing stuff. You find out that life is just a game of inches. Except it isn't, and neither is starcraft. Because it's e-sports. It's an international phenomenon, and that means it's a game of centimeters. In either game, the margin for error is so small. I mean, one second too slow or two fast and widow mines have blown up all the workers in your main. The centimeters we need are everywhere around us. They are in every drop and all in and maxed out deathball battle, every minute, every second of every game.

On this team, they fight for that centimeter. On this team, they will tear ourselves, and everyone around them to pieces for that centimeter. They CLAW with our finger nails for that centimeter. 'Cause we know when we add up all those centimeters that's going to make the fucking difference between WINNING and LOSING between LIVING and DYING.

Fans of e-sports, of LGIM, of AA, my brothers! I see in your eyes the same fear that would take the heart of me. A day may come when the passion for e-sports fails, when we forsake our friends and break all bonds of fellowship, but it is not this day. An hour of spilt maple syrup and busted bunkers when the age of E-Sports comes crashing down, but it is not this day! This day we watch starcraft! By all that you hold dear on this good earth, I bid you stand, fans of Starcraft!

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On July 19 2013 18:19 739 wrote:
SUP TASTELESS

On July 19 2013 18:21 LimitSEA wrote:
That's a good amount of cashmoney for LG-IM to take home.

Assuming they win the whole thing.

On July 19 2013 18:23 Dodgin wrote:


It's time for the bi-annual looting, LG-IEM is a bit in the past now they need to fill up the royal coffers once again.

On July 19 2013 18:23 Dodgin wrote:


It's time for the bi-annual looting, LG-IEM is a bit in the past now they need to fill up the royal coffers once again.

On July 19 2013 18:25 LimitSEA wrote:

I like your signature.

Fucking hyvaa and Shine.

On July 19 2013 18:31 sigm wrote:
I've been away from the whole SC2 scene for a year, and I'd like to ask what happened to Tasteless? Because right now I hear what sounds like Artosis and possibly Khaldor? Also, love the new casting HUD. Much cleaner, much less useless sceen space.