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Designakrobat
Profile Joined April 2011
Germany558 Posts
April 02 2011 22:13 GMT
#5581
00:11 CET
watching the stream from the start and getting more pissed by the minute.
I'll just pray that my drunk ex-gf is not gonna show up or im gonna be forced to choke a bitch

wtf

well, atleast i was able to write a shitton of code while listening to NOTHING and waiting for some games
"Immortal/Roach is pretty good against Stalkers" -IdrA
Stereotype
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States136 Posts
April 02 2011 22:13 GMT
#5582
On April 03 2011 07:09 djWHEAT wrote:
We are in a "holding pattern". Currently browsing TL! SUP TL! ^_^


Hi Wheat, I am disappoint with the picture of the hot girl; hot guy plz, thanks!

Or you could just take off your shirt during the cast....
Imagine there's no heaven. It's easy if you try. -- John Lennon
NoXious90
Profile Joined September 2010
United Kingdom160 Posts
April 02 2011 22:13 GMT
#5583
Wheat or Sean! please make an oblique reference to lack of LAN!!
pDgOmen
Profile Joined April 2011
United States17 Posts
April 02 2011 22:13 GMT
#5584
On April 03 2011 07:12 stokes17 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 03 2011 07:11 pDgOmen wrote:
On April 03 2011 07:10 TedJustice wrote:
This thread is making the community look pretty bad, honestly. Wish there was some kind of livechat on the MLG site for people to vent their frustrations in so they didn't have to do it here.


You're kidding. Right?

You must have the same distorted view as some of the admins.



This thread kept me sane all afternoon... i think harmless venting on a thread is better than rage mailing MLG right?


I can imagine the Geek Squad on scene of an angry nerd holding a gun to his poor PC begging him not to do it.
"Think, and you shall become."
SpiZe
Profile Joined December 2010
Canada3640 Posts
April 02 2011 22:13 GMT
#5585
On April 03 2011 06:52 Chaosvuistje wrote:
[image loading]
Tasteless: Looks like our commentators are ready, lets go!
...
aaand go!

*screen switches to the game*
Tasteless: In the top right position, a famous American progaming league, known for their silly loud commercials about hotpockets and oder blocker body was it is...!
" Em El Gi Pro "
Tasteless: In the other position, a legion of people, looking for entertainment from all around the globe, TL and reddit they are!
" World stream watchers "
Artosis: Looks like we are spawning on Dallas, a famous map thats had a lot of uproar lately. MLG is said to have a solid plan set up to play on this map though. We'll have to wait and see what he comes up with.
Tasteless: And we see the viewers quickly saturate the seats. What does this mean for MLG's play?
Artosis: Well tasteless, it could very well be that MLG will use this information and power up... wait a minute! Oh tasteless...
Tasteless: artosis
Artosis: HUGE all in by MLG , grabbing the SCV's and sending them out towards the viewers. I don't think the viewers have what it takes to beat this rush.
Tasteless: Oh PP, MLG needs a pause, we'll be back shortly.

Artosis: And we're back. MLG had a network issue, appearantly the gum they used to bind the cables with wasn't sticky enough so they replaced it with ducktape.
Tasteless: Gotta love ducks man
Artosis: Ducks? Come on! Gooses are where its at.
Tasteless: I thought it was Geese.
Artosis: Its definitely gooses, it was on discovery channel this morning. Anyway, MLG is rallying the SCV's towards the viewers. Creating a WALL around the camera's, obscuring the viewers vision! MLG has this game in the bag.
Tasteless: Oh my god, in the far right!
Artosis: Far right, huge swell of units!
Artosis: Could it be that the viewers are staging a come back? The supplies are showing 20 to 6000 in favour of the viewers.
Tasteless: Oh this is just silly, they are screaming at MLG. Polling on forums and making negative feedback.
Artosis: And thats it, MLG gg's. This means that the viewers will move on to the next round at Columbia. I have goosebumps all over my body tasteless.
Tasteless: Geesebumps.
Artosis: .....


Oh dear god, BRILLIANT!
DennizR
Profile Joined May 2007
Sweden653 Posts
April 02 2011 22:13 GMT
#5586
On April 03 2011 07:09 dmans wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 03 2011 06:58 Arc1 wrote:
On April 03 2011 06:56 benjammin wrote:
[image loading]

will the cat make it?


I hope so.

[image loading]

Will the overlord make it?


Will the overlord make it?

[image loading]
SetStndbySmn
Profile Joined August 2010
United States657 Posts
April 02 2011 22:13 GMT
#5587
is markyo still in the tournament?
"He doesn't operate under some divine shroud that lets him determine what is or is not valid culture. He cannot rob you, retroactively, of wholly valid experiences; he cannot transform them into worthless things." - Tycho
TealLurker
Profile Joined June 2008
United States791 Posts
April 02 2011 22:13 GMT
#5588
On April 03 2011 07:08 EdSlyB wrote:
Hell yes!
[image loading]

LOL! If it weren't for this thread, I would've been done with this "event" long ago.
BoneDancr
Profile Joined May 2010
United States130 Posts
April 02 2011 22:13 GMT
#5589
Clue: Interview the hot chick and the forums will stop erupting
-end of line
garlicface
Profile Joined April 2010
Canada4196 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-04-02 22:14:14
April 02 2011 22:13 GMT
#5590
[image loading]
WILL HE MAKE IT?
#TeamBuLba
Ketch
Profile Joined October 2010
Netherlands7285 Posts
April 02 2011 22:13 GMT
#5591
On April 03 2011 07:07 Day[9] wrote:
aaaaaaaaand i'm at the caster desk!


Please, replace Wheat! keep Julie there! More apologies!
Sneakyz
Profile Joined October 2010
Sweden2361 Posts
April 02 2011 22:13 GMT
#5592
On April 03 2011 07:12 Krede wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 03 2011 06:52 Chaosvuistje wrote:
[image loading]
Tasteless: Looks like our commentators are ready, lets go!
...
aaand go!

*screen switches to the game*
Tasteless: In the top right position, a famous American progaming league, known for their silly loud commercials about hotpockets and oder blocker body was it is...!
" Em El Gi Pro "
Tasteless: In the other position, a legion of people, looking for entertainment from all around the globe, TL and reddit they are!
" World stream watchers "
Artosis: Looks like we are spawning on Dallas, a famous map thats had a lot of uproar lately. MLG is said to have a solid plan set up to play on this map though. We'll have to wait and see what he comes up with.
Tasteless: And we see the viewers quickly saturate the seats. What does this mean for MLG's play?
Artosis: Well tasteless, it could very well be that MLG will use this information and power up... wait a minute! Oh tasteless...
Tasteless: artosis
Artosis: HUGE all in by MLG , grabbing the SCV's and sending them out towards the viewers. I don't think the viewers have what it takes to beat this rush.
Tasteless: Oh PP, MLG needs a pause, we'll be back shortly.

Artosis: And we're back. MLG had a network issue, appearantly the gum they used to bind the cables with wasn't sticky enough so they replaced it with ducktape.
Tasteless: Gotta love ducks man
Artosis: Ducks? Come on! Gooses are where its at.
Tasteless: I thought it was Geese.
Artosis: Its definitely gooses, it was on discovery channel this morning. Anyway, MLG is rallying the SCV's towards the viewers. Creating a WALL around the camera's, obscuring the viewers vision! MLG has this game in the bag.
Tasteless: Oh my god, in the far right!
Artosis: Far right, huge swell of units!
Artosis: Could it be that the viewers are staging a come back? The supplies are showing 20 to 6000 in favour of the viewers.
Tasteless: Oh this is just silly, they are screaming at MLG. Polling on forums and making negative feedback.
Artosis: And thats it, MLG gg's. This means that the viewers will move on to the next round at Columbia. I have goosebumps all over my body tasteless.
Tasteless: Geesebumps.
Artosis: .....


THIS IS JUST THE MOST EPIC THING EVER!!! GJ

" Em El Gi Pro " gets me everytime i see it quoted
I have found the Iron to be my greatest friend. It never freaks out on me, never runs. Friends may come and go. But two hundred pounds is always two hundred pounds.
ZeNd0kUn
Profile Joined October 2010
United States331 Posts
April 02 2011 22:13 GMT
#5593
Artosis: Ducks? Come on! Gooses are where its at.
Tasteless: I thought it was Geese.
Artosis: Its definitely gooses, it was on discovery channel this morning.

LMAO .. that is so so Artosis!
"Do not judge by appearances, but judge with right judgment." - Jesus
x-Catalyst
Profile Joined August 2010
United States921 Posts
April 02 2011 22:14 GMT
#5594
On April 03 2011 07:08 EdSlyB wrote:
Hell yes!
[image loading]

Rofl all of these are hilarious.

I hope this is an appropriate link:
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=105310
MuteZephyr
Profile Joined August 2010
Lithuania448 Posts
April 02 2011 22:14 GMT
#5595
On April 03 2011 07:12 Zlasher wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 03 2011 07:09 djWHEAT wrote:
We are in a "holding pattern". Currently browsing TL! SUP TL! ^_^


Hi wheatey <3

I didn't mean to offend you guys about the dde/ladder thing Dx was just pointing it out that he's not some mass ladder-er, he's just epic good

ps:
Infested Archon:
MLG: "So, uh, there's been some issues, some our fault, some not, and we know you guys are mad, so here's an attractive female

PPS:

[image loading]

OMG this is the best I've seen all MLG

If I was a millionaire, I'd paypal you $1000. No joke.
I don't Micro, I FEMTO. That's 9 orders of magnitude more extreme.
leo23
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
United States3075 Posts
April 02 2011 22:14 GMT
#5596
On April 03 2011 07:12 Zlasher wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 03 2011 07:09 djWHEAT wrote:
We are in a "holding pattern". Currently browsing TL! SUP TL! ^_^


Hi wheatey <3

I didn't mean to offend you guys about the dde/ladder thing Dx was just pointing it out that he's not some mass ladder-er, he's just epic good

ps:
Infested Archon:
MLG: "So, uh, there's been some issues, some our fault, some not, and we know you guys are mad, so here's an attractive female

PPS:

[image loading]


woah, that's surprisingly good
banelings
whowahuh
Profile Joined October 2010
United States184 Posts
April 02 2011 22:14 GMT
#5597
On April 03 2011 07:13 DennizR wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 03 2011 07:09 dmans wrote:
On April 03 2011 06:58 Arc1 wrote:
On April 03 2011 06:56 benjammin wrote:
[image loading]

will the cat make it?


I hope so.

[image loading]

Will the overlord make it?


Will the overlord make it?

[image loading]


This thread is the holy grail of all threads.
NPF
Profile Joined May 2010
Canada1635 Posts
April 02 2011 22:14 GMT
#5598
On April 03 2011 07:07 Day[9] wrote:
aaaaaaaaand i'm at the caster desk!


Hey Day[9] it's my first time seeing you post. Funny your name is blue..And you have you have a marine. You should just get your own unit (dice) or something. But then again I'm guessing you wanted the marine.

Anyhow tell DJWheat we love, almost as much as MiniWheat.
Severedevil
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States4839 Posts
April 02 2011 22:14 GMT
#5599
On April 03 2011 07:10 TedJustice wrote:
This thread is making the community look pretty bad, honestly. Wish there was some kind of livechat on the MLG site for people to vent their frustrations in so they didn't have to do it here.

The fuck?

MLG's miserable failure to do the job they're paid to do is making them look terrible. The only thing that makes the SC2 community look bad here is their willingness to sit around all day hoping for a real stream.

On April 03 2011 07:09 pDgOmen wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 03 2011 07:07 jmack wrote:
On April 03 2011 07:06 biomech wrote:
[image loading]



Ok I laughed hard.

Man the only thing that made yesterday bearable was hilarious images in the LR thread.

So far so good.

+1

Thread was probably the most epic in all of TL history. It's a sad state of affairs that this thread has been warned.

Agreed.

I'm really hoping it doesn't become Teamliquid/SOTG policy to carry water for MLG.
My strategy is to fork people.
Deleted User 3420
Profile Blog Joined May 2003
24492 Posts
April 02 2011 22:14 GMT
#5600
On April 03 2011 07:13 garlicface wrote:
[image loading]
WILL HE MAKE IT?


HAHAH WHAT?
LOOOOOOOOOOL
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