Welcome to LiquiScoop, the #1 weekly newsletter for everything that goes on in the Teamliquid.net forums! Here you'll find notable threads, notable posters, and some fun original content as well.

A big thanks to IntoTheWow and dronebabo for their tireless help, as well as Oxy and Smurg who do all the great photoshop work for us. Without them, LiquiScoop would not happen. Enjoy!

It's Purge Week at the forums! In other words, less shitty posters, more bans. For those that haven't been keeping score, this week there have been 24 users banned with a combined 11957 posts.

Week of 11/06/06 to 11/12/06 [013]

Notable Threads

Read the official Purge Week announcement, complete with Forum members' reactions to the purge.
If the TeamLiquid forums were a high school, who would win the yearbook awards?
My_Digital_Toss is at it again, check out his funny progamer pics thread.
Before he was banned, Coagulation posted three installments of his "Just another day at TL.net" series.
Sense of Star, the site maintained by instantbunz, has been updated with an article about Boxer!

LiquiScoop Comic

"Legend of the Fall" by [angst]chraej:
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Image of the Week

Legionnaire shows us why he is the manliest ProGamer:
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Funny Post of the Week

In IloveOov radio interview:
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On November 10 2006 16:32 aQ.bitchaRd wrote:
oov speaks french? oO

On November 10 2006 21:13 TaDa1. wrote:
if oov speak french, his nick will be oof

Funny Post of the Week #2

In [H]Birthday present for 16 year old girl (a hilarious thread):
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On November 11 2006 21:03 PuertoRican wrote:
Send him a PM, I'm sure he would know.

LiquiScoop Poll of the Week

Please vote, we appreciate it!
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Poll: Which Mod is the Scariest?
(Vote): Nazgul
(Vote): Rekrul
(Vote): uhjoo
(Vote): Manifesto7
(Vote): Twisted
(Vote): Beyonder
(Vote): EvilTeletubby

Forum Statistic of the Week

All these statistics are 100% true.
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For the month of October '06, teamliquid.net had roughly 390,000 separate visits, 2,400,000 page views, and 120,000 absolute unique visitors.

Crusade against Homework Threads

This week, there was a Homework Thread that was correctly spared, one that we missed and two (here and here) that we successfully conquered.
Triumphs: 1 2 3 4

Banninator of the Week

This week's honor goes to Twisted, who banned 7 users who had a combined 7739 posts. Beyonder was a close second with 7 users for 2234 posts, including finally being the one to get Dark]N[exus. Another notable ban was PaSsionPinK, whooh was taken out by Rekrul. The bloodbath continues in the Automated Ban List.

LiquiScoop Fanmail of the Week

Our fans seek the wisdom of Bubbles, the LiquiScoop Warrior Monkey.
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GrandInquisitor wrote:
Do you only play on maps with Jungle tilesets?

Bubbles TWM wrote:
yes

LaZyScV wrote:
Are you related to the King Kai's Monkey in Dragon Ball Z, are you the actual monkey from it . . . or what?

If so, how did you become strong enough to withstand the high gravity (10x of Earth) on King Kai's planet? Also, how does Gregory withstand it as well? Crazy little bug that can fly very fast like it is nothing on that planet. . . . o_O

Bubbles TWM wrote:
so many words -_-

joohyunee wrote:
what does the hebrew(?) thing under the words Liquidscoop say?

Bubbles TWM wrote:
for you being guesses. who guess right bubbles give prize!
bubbles give hintings: elfish
Send your fanmail to liquid.scoop@gmail.com or PM Hot_Bid, IntoTheWow, or dronebabo.

(click to reveal)
Would you like to contribute to LiquiScoop? PM Hot_Bid with any suggestions or comments.

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dronebabo

10866 Posts

November 13 2006 12:33 GMT

--- Nuked ---

Insane

United States4991 Posts

November 13 2006 12:44 GMT

Yay, another Liquiscoop :D
You guys should make a card for yourselves though!

Physician

United States4146 Posts

November 13 2006 12:46 GMT

advice from old man..

- Less emphasis on "funny" & "comic" when it comes to thread mention.. maybe we start seeing more serious threads, replies & need less banning.
- Rekrul deserved better card.

Nyovne

Netherlands19135 Posts

November 13 2006 12:46 GMT

Hereby I announce the soon to be released BAN WARS Expansion set to the succesfull TL.net MMORPG.

Rofl @ the testie quote btw haha :D. Nice work once again this week

ieatkids5

United States4628 Posts

November 13 2006 12:48 GMT

Yay another LiquiScoop! Great job this week, and many thanks.
Is that July in that pic with Leg? Haha so funny.

ManaBlue

Canada10458 Posts

November 13 2006 12:49 GMT

Awesome. I completely missed that year book thread! Thank you liquiscoop!

Alborz

Canada1551 Posts

November 13 2006 12:52 GMT

why was Coagulation banned?

Hot_Bid

Braavos36375 Posts

November 13 2006 12:53 GMT

On November 13 2006 21:52 Alborz wrote:
why was Coagulation banned?

DO NOT SPEAK ILL OF THE DEAD

jkillashark

United States5262 Posts

November 13 2006 12:55 GMT

#10

Dude I can't wait for Team Liquid Arabian Nights. That'll be sick.

Myrmidon

United States9452 Posts

November 13 2006 12:58 GMT

#11

At this rate, we'll be able to play the TL.net card game in a year or so, hm? Where are the land/mana cards? The progamers (they better be good too, considering how many cards cripple them)? T_T

It would be even more incredibly awesome if someone could get up a thread with all of the cards so they'd be all in one place. They're 40 KB a pop, though, so hopefully that wouldn't get to be a problem even were there an eventual 100+ cards.

edit:

On November 13 2006 21:48 ieatkids5 wrote:
Yay another LiquiScoop! Great job this week, and many thanks.
Is that July in that pic with Leg? Haha so funny.

Yes, I think it's a relatively recent WCG picture from Monza, the complement to the check-stealing picture.

useLess

United States4781 Posts

November 13 2006 13:01 GMT

#12

24 users banned with a combined 11957 posts.

Oh shit! This internets means serious business!

Also, I loled at the comic. Something about a zealot enjoying some nice cold pink lemonade :D

Klogon

MURICA15980 Posts

November 13 2006 13:14 GMT

#13

Man, midterm week = purge week. I can't go on the rampage I wanted to : /

skyglow1

New Zealand3962 Posts

November 13 2006 13:44 GMT

#14

How could I have missed that Sense of Star update?! Reading it now

SuperJongMan

Jamaica11586 Posts

November 13 2006 13:58 GMT

#15

I was about to say the same thing. I just read it.
The Sea and Boxer updates I missed. I personally already read the Boxer one a long time ago, but the Sea article is very very nice.

Plus I have a strong gut feeling that we may see Canata vs Sea again on SuperFight for a one gamer.
The two are 1-1 right now and the Story on SenseofStar is fun.

Twisted

Netherlands13554 Posts

November 13 2006 14:04 GMT

#16

Did I ban 7 people?

wow : )

siro)

Australia848 Posts

November 13 2006 15:07 GMT

#17

On November 13 2006 23:04 Twisted wrote:
Did I ban 7 people?

wow : )

Just curious as to why zergc1 was banned? Seemed like a valuable contributor.

p.s. great liquiscoop as usual

EvilTeletubby

Baltimore, USA22254 Posts

November 13 2006 15:23 GMT

#18

More people need to vote for me as scariest mod!

Although really I would say Twisted is the scariest at this point in time.

Nimonic

Sweden30 Posts

November 13 2006 17:25 GMT

#19

Must agree with Physician Rek deserved a better card. But as always very entertaining :D
Liquid scoop is the perfect start of my day at work, now i just have 6 hours more to kill.
Thank you TL.net, loove you <3

LemOn

United Kingdom8629 Posts

November 13 2006 18:10 GMT

#20

On November 14 2006 00:23 EvilTeletubby wrote:
More people need to vote for me as scariest mod!

Although really I would say Twisted is the scariest at this point in time.

Yeah, but rekrul is a banning LEGEND

I really liked Diditall toss's picture thread, I somehow missed it...

Btw where is that LEg vs Fatball picture made? There is a german sign on the rubber castle