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Happy Halloween! Tomorrow night, you should be out partying or dressing up or hoarding candy or at least outside gawking at numerous girls in slutty costumes. Sexy nurse! Sexy teacher! Sexy construction worker! Sexy transsexual redheaded forum browser!
A big thanks to IntoTheWow and dronebabo for their tireless help, and also to the countless others who helped spot great posts or threads. Without them, LiquiScoop would not happen. Also, everyone give a big round of applause to Oxy , lil.sis, and our newest staff member Smurg who do all the great photoshop work for us. Enjoy!
On October 27 2006 03:16 Kwark wrote: Quoted from todays The Times. Explosion of sex Condom sales and bookings at "love" hotels have shot up because South Koreans, jittery over the North's nuclear test, are seeking solace in sex, a newspaper said. Condom sales are said to have increased by up to 28% in the week after the October 9 test. (AFP)
On October 27 2006 03:34 Aukai wrote: They are building an army...
On October 27 2006 04:27 0x64 wrote: by buying condoms? explain me
On October 24 2006 03:34 mdb wrote: a little stats :
FA has joined tl.net on 22.09.2002. Today is 24.10.2006. So roughly he has joined tl 4yrs and 1 month ago. That makes 49months,1470 days or 35280 hours ago.If FA sleeps 8 hours a day that makes that he was awake 23520 hours during his time on tl. If he spends around 2 hours a day eating and going to the toilet that makes 20580 hours left for other things.So if he takes ~ 10 minutes for reading a thread ,another 20 minutes to make a post and 30 minutes for reading every single other thread on tl.net that means that during the last 4 years and 1 month he has spend 580 hours (24.1 days) for other things rather than sleeping,eating,going to the toilet and reading tl.net.
On October 26 2006 17:00 sNt)gatchaman wrote: uwhy date? to have your girlfriend not see ytou before you ucking deploy to iraq just to fucking find out htat she is fucking gay 3months into your fucking deployment and that she dating a dyke ass whore who looks like a fucking man? after she wastedall your time when u was home teh weeki before you went to iraq.
just o fucking wonder twhat th fuck happen all thru out iraq unable to fucking slerp at night cause of that shit just wstaying ublp wondering? to have hre tlel you she didnt know why, that she cares about you but had no fucking excuse for leaving you and gong up to her girls colleg eto get a dick shoved up her ass all week long? when you was suppose to spend the last few weeks togehrter.uc
that whne you was getting blown up seeing death all around you being scared out of your life that she aint give a flying duck, just rubbing your facein hofw happy she is?
then get mad at you when you home for midtour leave and you decide to beat the shit out o fher and her girlfriend? fuck that shit. all females are fucking whores and shoulg b e treated as such
On October 26 2006 17:03 Manifesto7 wrote: I hope you aren't driving a tank within the next 8 hours.
As of 10/28/06, TL.net's web server has been running 383 days since it was last restarted. This count also holds true for the amount of time since the average General Forum user last got laid.
Crusade against Homework Threads
I address you tonight not as the Editor of LiquiScoop, not as a member of the TL.net staff, but as a citizen of humanity. We are faced with the very gravest of challenges. We call these threads "Homework Threads" - the end of all productive General Forum activity. And yet, for the first time in the history of the forum, users have the wit and skill to prevent their own mental extinction. All of you reading with us tonight need to know that everything that can be done to prevent this plague is being called into service. The forum thirst for excellence, knowledge (google & wikipedia); every step up the ladder of video technology (youtube); every adventurous reach into our hard drives (random pics); all of our combined will and imaginations; even the flame wars that we've fought have provided us the tools to wage this terrible battle. Through all of the chaos that is our General Forum history; through all of the wrong and the discord; through all of the pain and he suffering; through all of our times, there is one thing that has nourished our souls, and elevated our forum above its origins, and that is our courage. The dreams of the entire TeamLiquid userbase are focused tonight on our brave anti-HW Thread warriors traveling into those threads. And may we, members of the General Forum, see these events through. Nazgul speed, and good luck to you.
We have won our first battle, here. The thread has been closed, the evil creator banned. This glorious victory will undoubtedly be recorded in the annals of General Forum history and we thank the Democratic People's Republic of the Mani for being our unwavering ally in our darkest hour. But the war still rages, and it's not a matter of if the next HW Thread appears, but when. We will be ready.
On October 26 2006 02:19 AnGuRuSO-Z wrote: Imagine, if this shit happened with pety crimes, like date rape. I think everyone in the world has committed some crime at some point in time, xcept the pope.
On October 26 2006 02:26 Beyonder wrote: Did you just call rape a small crime? What the fuck is wrong with you, fucktard.
LiquiScoop Fanmail of the Week
Our fans seek the wisdom of Bubbles, the LiquiScoop Warrior Monkey.
On October 25 2006 22:53 HonestTea wrote: Bubbles, why you play terran?
Do you not know that Protoss is race of manly men? Zerg is race of tricky fox. Terran is race of boring slug.
Bubbles, are you boring slug?
On October 24 2006 17:37 Bubbles TWM wrote: Slugs are not boring. In fact, they have one of the most sophisiticated sensory systems of any species on the planet. Read some books. -_-.
Haha, the moltke card is awesome. Nice work as usual guys. I always end up finding something in liquiscoop that I missed through the week, despite my horrid addiction to this site.
Moltke card is art. That kid is so funny but I don't see his page long posts anymore.. T.T Bring some philosophy back and get Moltke typing! The RPF card was mean but so funny too. Uhjoo is so sexy. Liquispook art is ...well... art! But the real reason I am posting is this...
I am so sorry for missing that HW thread. I promised I would post Abba lyrics and I let people down.
"As of 10/28/06, TL.net's web server has been running 383 days since it was last restarted. This count also holds true for the amount of time since the average General Forum user last got laid."
if it were a card game, what are the little numbers in the top right of the cards supposed to be? i mean i can assume the gun is some kind of attack or something, but the top right number is puzzling. not sure why it would bug me, but i am INTRIGUED.
so what am i paying the cost with? is there like a pylon card where i get 9 cost? am i paying with my soul? if im paying for stuff with my soul, i at least want some virgins.
yeah, i know its retarded like arguing about time travel in a star trek episode.
On October 31 2006 10:15 Ghin wrote: so what am i paying the cost with? is there like a pylon card where i get 9 cost? am i paying with my soul? if im paying for stuff with my soul, i at least want some virgins.
yeah, i know its retarded like arguing about time travel in a star trek episode.
we actually have an entire rules set mapped out, amazingly, we thought it'd add something of a consistency to all the cards. it's actually very similar to mtg rules with a few big differences. anyway, each player starts out with 1 post level in each category (terran, protoss, or zerg) and there will be resource cards or whatever cards to increase that level over each turn you take. The "TL.net" icon means any of the three. its kind of like bw in that way, everyone starts out with low resources and increases it to "buy" bigger, more expensive stuff.
so for example, uhjoo costs 9T, or 9 Terran Posts, and you start with 1, so you'd need to increase your terran post level to 9 before you're able to play him.
On October 30 2006 22:10 dronebabo wrote: do not try to translate the words; that's impossible. instead, only try to realize the truth
On October 30 2006 22:11 Hot_Bid wrote: what truth?
On October 30 2006 22:12 dronebabo wrote: there are no words then you will see, it is not the words that translate, it is only yourself
On October 30 2006 22:16 Hot_Bid wrote: how did i post before you?
On October 30 2006 22:16 dronebabo wrote: you...you're too fast
On October 30 2006 22:17 Hot_Bid wrote: do you believe that my being faster has anything to do with my apm in this place? do you think those are hotkeys you're pressing now?
Hahahaha omg rofl
Awesome LiquiScoop as always. Many thanks, and keep up the great work!
Can't use an indefinite article with plural objects, although I'm not certain how one would construct this sentence in theory.
"You each have a retarded sense of humour." would be correct.
"You all have retarded sense of humours." is possible, but I think the direct object here in "sense" rather than "humour." i.e. "You all have many litres of blood," so I stand by my construction unless someone can show me that humour is the direct object in this sentence.
How would you know what a retarded sense of humour is when you have none yourself?
Retarded humour is no better than retarded statements, it makes itself more retarded through its medium and people think it's hilarious. Demonstration of the absurd is only funny when it reveals some overhanging truth. :/
On October 30 2006 22:28 SuperJongMan wrote: Moltke card is art. That kid is so funny but I don't see his page long posts anymore.. T.T Bring some philosophy back and get Moltke typing! The RPF card was mean but so funny too. Uhjoo is so sexy. Liquispook art is ...well... art! But the real reason I am posting is this...
I am so sorry for missing that HW thread. I promised I would post Abba lyrics and I let people down.
EPT
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Nice work, again.
......and also the Happy Halloween thing looks awesome
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