LiquiScoop - Week of October 23th 2006

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October 30 2006 12:50 GMT

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Happy Halloween!
Tomorrow night, you should be out partying or dressing up or hoarding candy or at least outside gawking at numerous girls in slutty costumes. Sexy nurse! Sexy teacher! Sexy construction worker! Sexy transsexual redheaded forum browser!

A big thanks to IntoTheWow and dronebabo for their tireless help, and also to the countless others who helped spot great posts or threads. Without them, LiquiScoop would not happen. Also, everyone give a big round of applause to Oxy , lil.sis, and our newest staff member Smurg who do all the great photoshop work for us. Enjoy!

Week of 10/23/06 to 10/29/06 [011]

Notable Threads

Want to help out TeamLiquid.net? Find out how you can become a staff member.
An amazing 21% of TL.net pee like sissy boys.
Rage against the dying of the hardon. Share your own stories where your erection embarrassed you here.
My_Digital_Toss posted another thread, titled "Boxer vs 5lurker," complete with slick new origami images.

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Image of the Week

"Bunny Eating Waffle" by Coagulation. Original Waffle/Bunny image by baal
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Image of the Week #2

"Lord of the Goon" by shinigami.
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Funny Post of the Week

In Explosion of Korean Sex:
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On October 27 2006 03:16 Kwark wrote:
Quoted from todays The Times.
Explosion of sex
Condom sales and bookings at "love" hotels have shot up because South Koreans, jittery over the North's nuclear test, are seeking solace in sex, a newspaper said. Condom sales are said to have increased by up to 28% in the week after the October 9 test. (AFP)

On October 27 2006 03:34 Aukai wrote:
They are building an army...

On October 27 2006 04:27 0x64 wrote:
by buying condoms?
explain me

Funny Post of the Week #2

In FrozenArbiter closing in on 20k!:
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On October 24 2006 03:34 mdb wrote:
a little stats :

FA has joined tl.net on 22.09.2002. Today is 24.10.2006. So roughly he has joined tl 4yrs and 1 month ago. That makes 49months,1470 days or 35280 hours ago.If FA sleeps 8 hours a day that makes that he was awake 23520 hours during his time on tl. If he spends around 2 hours a day eating and going to the toilet that makes 20580 hours left for other things.So if he takes ~ 10 minutes for reading a thread ,another 20 minutes to make a post and 30 minutes for reading every single other thread on tl.net that means that during the last 4 years and 1 month he has spend 580 hours (24.1 days) for other things rather than sleeping,eating,going to the toilet and reading tl.net.

Regards,
mdb

Funny Post of the Week #3

In girls are so gay:
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On October 26 2006 17:00 sNt)gatchaman wrote:
uwhy date? to have your girlfriend not see ytou before you ucking deploy to iraq just to fucking find out htat she is fucking gay 3months into your fucking deployment and that she dating a dyke ass whore who looks like a fucking man? after she wastedall your time when u was home teh weeki before you went to iraq.

just o fucking wonder twhat th fuck happen all thru out iraq unable to fucking slerp at night cause of that shit just wstaying ublp wondering? to have hre tlel you she didnt know why, that she cares about you but had no fucking excuse for leaving you and gong up to her girls colleg eto get a dick shoved up her ass all week long? when you was suppose to spend the last few weeks togehrter.uc

that whne you was getting blown up seeing death all around you being scared out of your life that she aint give a flying duck, just rubbing your facein hofw happy she is?

then get mad at you when you home for midtour leave and you decide to beat the shit out o fher and her girlfriend? fuck that shit. all females are fucking whores and shoulg b e treated as such

On October 26 2006 17:03 Manifesto7 wrote:
I hope you aren't driving a tank within the next 8 hours.

Forum Statistic of the Week

All of these statistics are 100% true.
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As of 10/28/06, TL.net's web server has been running 383 days since it was last restarted. This count also holds true for the amount of time since the average General Forum user last got laid.

Crusade against Homework Threads

I address you tonight not as the Editor of LiquiScoop, not as a member of the TL.net staff, but as a citizen of humanity. We are faced with the very gravest of challenges. We call these threads "Homework Threads" - the end of all productive General Forum activity. And yet, for the first time in the history of the forum, users have the wit and skill to prevent their own mental extinction. All of you reading with us tonight need to know that everything that can be done to prevent this plague is being called into service. The forum thirst for excellence, knowledge (google & wikipedia); every step up the ladder of video technology (youtube); every adventurous reach into our hard drives (random pics); all of our combined will and imaginations; even the flame wars that we've fought have provided us the tools to wage this terrible battle. Through all of the chaos that is our General Forum history; through all of the wrong and the discord; through all of the pain and he suffering; through all of our times, there is one thing that has nourished our souls, and elevated our forum above its origins, and that is our courage. The dreams of the entire TeamLiquid userbase are focused tonight on our brave anti-HW Thread warriors traveling into those threads. And may we, members of the General Forum, see these events through. Nazgul speed, and good luck to you.
We have won our first battle, here. The thread has been closed, the evil creator banned. This glorious victory will undoubtedly be recorded in the annals of General Forum history and we thank the Democratic People's Republic of the Mani for being our unwavering ally in our darkest hour. But the war still rages, and it's not a matter of if the next HW Thread appears, but when. We will be ready.

Ban of the Week

This week's ban was carried out by Beyonder.
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On October 26 2006 02:19 AnGuRuSO-Z wrote:
Imagine, if this shit happened with pety crimes, like date rape. I think everyone in the world has committed some crime at some point in time, xcept the pope.

On October 26 2006 02:26 Beyonder wrote:
Did you just call rape a small crime? What the fuck is wrong with you, fucktard.

LiquiScoop Fanmail of the Week

Our fans seek the wisdom of Bubbles, the LiquiScoop Warrior Monkey.
On October 25 2006 22:53 HonestTea wrote:
Bubbles, why you play terran?

Do you not know that Protoss is race of manly men?
Zerg is race of tricky fox.
Terran is race of boring slug.

Bubbles, are you boring slug?

On October 24 2006 17:37 Bubbles TWM wrote:
Slugs are not boring. In fact, they have one of the most sophisiticated sensory systems of any species on the planet. Read some books. -_-.

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