[GG] Red Army Mafia - Page 60

As nobody listened to him anyways, neither did the whore, whom instead asked him if he wanted an aphrodisiac to get him excited. Comrade L, wishing to ignore his nickname “L the Impotent,” immediately agreed to take the aphrodisiac.
Unfortunately, rather than erect his chronically limp socialist organ, the herb instead suffocated the poor L while the whore, who was actually a man, fled

On August 04 2009 12:55 ~OpZ~ wrote:
Softer
Sig: Visualize success, but dont believe your eyes

Either L's blind...or didn't notice the whore with a penis...
Not to mention his dick was...failure.

I am a NKVD agent, I have used up my three checks. This is what I know.
Ver is green, Shikyo is mafia

Caller wrote:
He looked up and saw a man with one of our nation’s prototype Tesla Coil Christmas Tree Death Laser weapons.

On August 07 2009 04:39 3 Lions wrote:
happy birthday caller

On August 11 2009 17:28 Siefu wrote:
I say we lynch MyHeroNoob. Why you ask? Well, I am now pretty sure that the dual armblade wielding ninja is a reference to Warcraft III's Demon Hunter or DotA's Anti-Mage.


The dual armblades and demon wings fits the description. Also, Teks felt like he was being drained of energy, or what Warcraft calls mana. This again fits my conclusion. We also know that Anti-Mage is ezmode and for noobs, hence, MyHeroNoob. This alone probably isn't enough, but I have more.

If you take a look at his voting history, Day 1 he voted for motbob for Field Marshal. I don't think motbob was even running for FM. Day 2 he voted to lynch motbob, when we all agreed to lynch clazziquai. Day 3 he again voted to lynch motbob, when that day we all agreed to lynch Kuja900. Day 4 he votes for Elemenope and chaoser, which was the first vote for chaoser which led to his death via bandwagoning. He also isn't very active in the thread but gets his votes in fairly early. So, shall we lynch this motherfucker?

Also, these people are considered suspicious for voting on Day 1 for people with no platforms who ended up with next to no votes (candidate on top, voters on bottom). Maybe we can determine who our second candidate for lynching can be.

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BTW Scara, don't give up yet. We don't even know the victory conditions.

On August 11 2009 23:08 MyHeroNoob wrote:

I voted for motbob for fun because he was the first person on the list of players and my one vote wasn't going to have much effect. I wasn't the first to vote for chaoser, someone else did but then changed his vote. I vote because I check this the forum everyday? Don't call me a motherfucker based on your crappy assumptions acting like your sherlock holmes

On August 07 2009 12:23 Zato-1 wrote:
It's impolite. Imagine if you did that to L's corpse, after the humiliation he already suffered at death.

On August 07 2009 12:29 Chezinu wrote:
I would like to see him try to lynch my ashes.

PS: Caller you must use your birthday power to save us, you our only hope! Fix the forum!

On August 06 2009 00:28 Caller wrote:


After a much debated and contentious series of arguments, it was finally decided that Kuja900 was a Ukrainian piece of scum and needed to be executed. When they arrived at his barracks, however, Kuja900 proceeded to speak for hours on end about vague, capitalistic bourgeoisie concepts such as justice. The endless talking paralyzed several of our comrades, but one particularly brave comrade was able to shoot hemlock into Kuja900's mouth, killing him and removing his evil, Western philosophy corrupting influence from our Red Army.

In other news, our forces happened upon an unusual church. Before we burned it down for teaching capitalist principles of hard work and equality baby killing, we noticed a text in their that revealed that the previous inhabitant was some sort of wizard named Mynock. Apparently, this Mynock had created an unusual series of capitalist ingredients that lead to the revival of the dead. He had thusly revived a corpse he had found, whom he proceeded to dub "Qatol." Upon further investigation, one of our agents reported by telegram that he had located this Qatol. The former corpse was in the process of pushing a man overboard in the Arctic Ocean, crying out "For LTT!" after which he vanished. When we recovered the body of his victim, we discovered it was Pyrrhuloxia, who had somehow escaped his death and was in the process of fleeing to the Arctic: fortunately he was killed by the mysterious undead Qatol.

Beware comrades: other unknown evils besides this Qatol may lurk in the darkness: I implore your ever watchful vigilance tonight.

On August 11 2009 23:43 MyHeroNoob wrote:
Chinese chef? hmmmm

On August 11 2009 23:12 Siefu wrote:

1. Impotency
"L the Impotent" on Day 3
RPG round not going off correctly on Day 4

On August 12 2009 08:48 c.ngeK wrote:


That either means Sinensis, with Sinensis meaning Chinese in Latin, as stated by Siefu, or to player's nationalities; 3_Lions being Chinese and Railxp being from Hong Kong.

Edit: This lack of posting is starting to annoy me now.



Are posts accusing softer of being scum being deleted or something? I covered this in my large post.

On August 12 2009 06:23 Mynock wrote:


Lol I totally became a necromancer now, eh?