On May 25 2019 23:01 wherebugsgo wrote: VE if you want me to detunnel you have to provide me alternative scumreads.
I'm perfectly fine with an iGrok lynch. I disagree that the case on him is as cut and dry and Holyflare makes it, but I think it's a good enough shot for today.
You want me to be certain. I can't indulge you and I'm not going to lie to you. I also have a mild scumread on Calix still, if you're reading my posts you saw me disagree with the case on her that rayn put forward, but I read her mafia independently. I'm unsure on a third because there are now 3 PR claims and those will solve themselves I hope, GIVING us the third maybe.
I strongly approve of the implications in this post <3
On May 23 2019 18:49 Koshi wrote: Can somebody explain to me why the thread now thibks conversion is mafia? I saw rayn put it in the thread and after that he dropped on both HF and VE townlist by more than he should.
I don't think he's dropped through actions really, just by poe and the fact I've not entirely liked what he's been up to. He has no focus on me which is something I think he'd be doing as town (afraid as mafia maybe? Bit of a stretch) and he's kind of in a weird tangential place not playing the same game as other people.
I'm just gonna address this here and now, whether that's for you or anyone else:
I am ignoring everyone that doesn't do anything memorable to me, and I'm spending like the maximum that I can on this game without going insane, because in the past when I tried my hardest I'd just get flamed and that usually devolved into shitfights with people. It almost happened with Jock this game (sorry for being a flamer Jock!).
also doesn't help that when I case something people barely have opinions on it and don't engage me. They just tell me I'm doing well, or that I'm wrong, and that's it. I'm not going to flame people to get my opinions heard, and if people aren't going to engage me on shit (especially when I thought I made two good cases and there was like 3 responses to it), it just demotivates me from my game.
In fact, the only one who really engaged me this entire game are like Bugs, Calix, and Jock-- which is why I'm inclined to believe they are town rather than every one speaking around me like I don't exist
tl;dr
I don't want to play like I normally do (flaming everyone that scumreads me, flaming my scumreads, modkilling myself because I'm pissed off), but damn is it demotivating to have people just speak around you
alright, I couldn't resist, I pronounce to you all, my first read of today.
I basically consider you confirmed town for this post. I mean, I already invited you to my circle so it can't get much better than this.
If you have any questions for me, I'll play with you. Also, I want you to read tl.net and let me know your thoughts on that little game. You won't get anything from me for playing or even winning, unfortunately, because you've already won in my book, but maybe you'll get something for yourself.
You mentioned memorability. I agree, memorability is good. Whose takes have not been memorable? I think I know, and I think you know as well. If knowledge aligns, then we're probably not wrong together.
I think you should relate a lot to that if you're town.
Also conversion dropped like two giant meta cases and was willing to go meta ruxxar (and not just trust me on my word for it) so just on sheer effort to figure out the game (given his limited time) I don't read him as scum.
As an aside, IIRC iGrok noticed this same post as me and also confirmed conversion. Not sure why scum would do that and eliminate a possible mislynch (look at what rayn is saying about conversion) and it's a bit of why I'm townier on iGrok after reading his image posts.
That's fair. I remember him getting into a bunch of swears earlier and FF had to come in. Dick move analysis does suggest he's town.
On May 24 2019 23:47 Holyflare wrote: [...] (post on people's reasons for not voting iGrok) Honestly, they all look pretty bad. The caveat is that I don't think Conversion would be mafia with igrok arguing about logic together like that. VE is super non-committal to igrok, BC defends igrok in a really bad way, Koshi I could actually see be town but it's weird igrok town reads him when he scum reads me for changing my reads. Rayn is... absent and needs to start taking stances.
Also a good point so I guess it's irrelevant until iGrok flips.
On May 25 2019 23:12 Artanis[Xp] wrote: VE, WBG, can you give me your thoughts on Conversion?
basically confirmed town
read for yourself:
On May 23 2019 22:24 wherebugsgo wrote:
On May 23 2019 22:15 Conversion wrote:
On May 23 2019 21:00 Holyflare wrote:
On May 23 2019 18:49 Koshi wrote: Can somebody explain to me why the thread now thibks conversion is mafia? I saw rayn put it in the thread and after that he dropped on both HF and VE townlist by more than he should.
I don't think he's dropped through actions really, just by poe and the fact I've not entirely liked what he's been up to. He has no focus on me which is something I think he'd be doing as town (afraid as mafia maybe? Bit of a stretch) and he's kind of in a weird tangential place not playing the same game as other people.
I'm just gonna address this here and now, whether that's for you or anyone else:
I am ignoring everyone that doesn't do anything memorable to me, and I'm spending like the maximum that I can on this game without going insane, because in the past when I tried my hardest I'd just get flamed and that usually devolved into shitfights with people. It almost happened with Jock this game (sorry for being a flamer Jock!).
also doesn't help that when I case something people barely have opinions on it and don't engage me. They just tell me I'm doing well, or that I'm wrong, and that's it. I'm not going to flame people to get my opinions heard, and if people aren't going to engage me on shit (especially when I thought I made two good cases and there was like 3 responses to it), it just demotivates me from my game.
In fact, the only one who really engaged me this entire game are like Bugs, Calix, and Jock-- which is why I'm inclined to believe they are town rather than every one speaking around me like I don't exist
tl;dr
I don't want to play like I normally do (flaming everyone that scumreads me, flaming my scumreads, modkilling myself because I'm pissed off), but damn is it demotivating to have people just speak around you
alright, I couldn't resist, I pronounce to you all, my first read of today.
I basically consider you confirmed town for this post. I mean, I already invited you to my circle so it can't get much better than this.
If you have any questions for me, I'll play with you. Also, I want you to read tl.net and let me know your thoughts on that little game. You won't get anything from me for playing or even winning, unfortunately, because you've already won in my book, but maybe you'll get something for yourself.
You mentioned memorability. I agree, memorability is good. Whose takes have not been memorable? I think I know, and I think you know as well. If knowledge aligns, then we're probably not wrong together.
I think you should relate a lot to that if you're town.
Also conversion dropped like two giant meta cases and was willing to go meta ruxxar (and not just trust me on my word for it) so just on sheer effort to figure out the game (given his limited time) I don't read him as scum.
As an aside, IIRC iGrok noticed this same post as me and also confirmed conversion. Not sure why scum would do that and eliminate a possible mislynch (look at what rayn is saying about conversion) and it's a bit of why I'm townier on iGrok after reading his image posts.
That's fair. I remember him getting into a bunch of swears earlier and FF had to come in. Dick move analysis does suggest he's town.
On May 24 2019 23:47 Holyflare wrote: [...] (post on people's reasons for not voting iGrok) Honestly, they all look pretty bad. The caveat is that I don't think Conversion would be mafia with igrok arguing about logic together like that. VE is super non-committal to igrok, BC defends igrok in a really bad way, Koshi I could actually see be town but it's weird igrok town reads him when he scum reads me for changing my reads. Rayn is... absent and needs to start taking stances.
Also a good point so I guess it's irrelevant until iGrok flips.
nah I think you misread some of that interaction. You should go back and reread the dick move thing cause I am fully team conversion there
Don't give me more homework dad, I'm already swamped.
On May 25 2019 23:12 Artanis[Xp] wrote: VE, WBG, can you give me your thoughts on Conversion?
basically confirmed town
read for yourself:
On May 23 2019 22:24 wherebugsgo wrote:
On May 23 2019 22:15 Conversion wrote:
On May 23 2019 21:00 Holyflare wrote:
On May 23 2019 18:49 Koshi wrote: Can somebody explain to me why the thread now thibks conversion is mafia? I saw rayn put it in the thread and after that he dropped on both HF and VE townlist by more than he should.
I don't think he's dropped through actions really, just by poe and the fact I've not entirely liked what he's been up to. He has no focus on me which is something I think he'd be doing as town (afraid as mafia maybe? Bit of a stretch) and he's kind of in a weird tangential place not playing the same game as other people.
I'm just gonna address this here and now, whether that's for you or anyone else:
I am ignoring everyone that doesn't do anything memorable to me, and I'm spending like the maximum that I can on this game without going insane, because in the past when I tried my hardest I'd just get flamed and that usually devolved into shitfights with people. It almost happened with Jock this game (sorry for being a flamer Jock!).
also doesn't help that when I case something people barely have opinions on it and don't engage me. They just tell me I'm doing well, or that I'm wrong, and that's it. I'm not going to flame people to get my opinions heard, and if people aren't going to engage me on shit (especially when I thought I made two good cases and there was like 3 responses to it), it just demotivates me from my game.
In fact, the only one who really engaged me this entire game are like Bugs, Calix, and Jock-- which is why I'm inclined to believe they are town rather than every one speaking around me like I don't exist
tl;dr
I don't want to play like I normally do (flaming everyone that scumreads me, flaming my scumreads, modkilling myself because I'm pissed off), but damn is it demotivating to have people just speak around you
alright, I couldn't resist, I pronounce to you all, my first read of today.
I basically consider you confirmed town for this post. I mean, I already invited you to my circle so it can't get much better than this.
If you have any questions for me, I'll play with you. Also, I want you to read tl.net and let me know your thoughts on that little game. You won't get anything from me for playing or even winning, unfortunately, because you've already won in my book, but maybe you'll get something for yourself.
You mentioned memorability. I agree, memorability is good. Whose takes have not been memorable? I think I know, and I think you know as well. If knowledge aligns, then we're probably not wrong together.
I think you should relate a lot to that if you're town.
Also conversion dropped like two giant meta cases and was willing to go meta ruxxar (and not just trust me on my word for it) so just on sheer effort to figure out the game (given his limited time) I don't read him as scum.
As an aside, IIRC iGrok noticed this same post as me and also confirmed conversion. Not sure why scum would do that and eliminate a possible mislynch (look at what rayn is saying about conversion) and it's a bit of why I'm townier on iGrok after reading his image posts.
That's fair. I remember him getting into a bunch of swears earlier and FF had to come in. Dick move analysis does suggest he's town.
On May 24 2019 23:47 Holyflare wrote: [...] (post on people's reasons for not voting iGrok) Honestly, they all look pretty bad. The caveat is that I don't think Conversion would be mafia with igrok arguing about logic together like that. VE is super non-committal to igrok, BC defends igrok in a really bad way, Koshi I could actually see be town but it's weird igrok town reads him when he scum reads me for changing my reads. Rayn is... absent and needs to start taking stances.
Also a good point so I guess it's irrelevant until iGrok flips.
nah I think you misread some of that interaction. You should go back and reread the dick move thing cause I am fully team conversion there
Don't give me more homework dad, I'm already swamped.
Also I think you misunderstood me. I'm saying that from recollection the way Conversion replied to pressure from Jock was so toxic that I don't think he'd do it as scum.
On May 25 2019 23:12 Artanis[Xp] wrote: Oh Disfo you too please.
from the top of my head: his readprogression on me sounded very natural. think i liked a bunch of his posts n1/d2. esp. tone wise. some ppl pointed out his eod1 to be questionable and hf pointed out an issue in conv's read progression yesterday that i also would call bad.
overall without going diving i think id still say more likely to be town.
hmmm actualy not 100% sure. would say looks better than grok/art/bc. but imo calix looks better.
Can you give me a list of reads? Townreads I don't care as much about, but I'd like an explanation for who you're scumreading and why. I'm mostly just seeing comments on things going on but I don't know what you think, other than apparently that you think me/igrok/bc are scum, which I find very odd given thread progression.
On March 05 2014 22:35 Artanis[Xp] wrote: Anyway you shouldn't worry about me Rayn, marv'll read me correctly later anyway and if he doesn't he's scum so it's fine!
On March 05 2014 22:35 Artanis[Xp] wrote: Anyway you shouldn't worry about me Rayn, marv'll read me correctly later anyway and if he doesn't he's scum so it's fine!
omg such pressure
Don't lie hun, you love the ego boost.
I prefer ego boosts with no potential negative consequences. I'm lazy like that :p
On March 05 2014 22:45 marvellosity wrote: The Universal Backup thing is super useful it seems. Just boring. #1 pick has to take one for the team.
He gets a role after all unless somehow all the roles get taken.
yes probably, but all the sexy, big-boobed ones will probably be taken.
I didn't know you were a fan of big boobs.
I'm a thoughtful guy, I'm relating to my audience.
I'm not a big fan of big boobs though. They tend to get saggy and look awkward.
On March 06 2014 01:40 Artanis[Xp] wrote: You hang up your phone call with Plammer and call Artanis. After telling him the entire story, he asks you "Do you even know who you are?" You wonder. "I don't know, I've never been named in this little adventure. I'm just the protagonist." he says. "Well, I have bad news for you. You're HolyFlare." Artanis says as he hangs up. You look in the mirror and see that it is so, but you refuse to believe it. "Me? British?" An identity crisis follows. You travel to the land of London, have a beer with Marv, and come to the conclusion that you are in fact British. It explained all the accent business you and your brother had, too.
You try to get Rayn out of jail, but to no avail. During his time in prison he creates a kite. It looks something like this. To memorialize him, you decide to carry the kite along with you throughout your travels. Meeting new friends, getting a girlfriend, drinking a lot, you knew it wouldn't be possible if it wasn't for that one moment in the forest. HolyFlare lived sort of happily ever after.
On March 06 2014 19:44 marvellosity wrote: I wonder how large these role modifications could be. Like austin (I think) speculated on detective -> framer. But there's no point having a framer if mafia already took the DT spot already etc.
Keeping it out of the hands of town when we're not using the kp powers/using them as double lynches seems like good reason enough tbh.
On March 07 2014 00:39 Artanis[Xp] wrote: Also why were people still talking about me? I am literally confirmed town because I'm actively trying to post rather than actively trying to dodge the thread and have a 6 page filter halfway into the day. It's annoying.
I was only talking about you because I was about to offer you a sexy town role. Stop whining dear.
On March 07 2014 00:46 raynpelikoneet wrote: Artanis bo9 in BW, loser gets shot by Palmar?
On March 07 2014 20:30 marvellosity wrote: no, me neither much, but his filter's already almost as long as the entirety of LXIII, and had townfeels on him before. He should shoot austin though.
Yeah i like gumshoe, austin and Palmar less than him. Everyone else i am quite sure are town and if there is a wildcard somewhere it's probably Xatalos. Highly unlikey though.
Not sure where your suspicion originates from. I've been relatively easy to catch as scum in recent games.
He said "highly unlikely", stop bitching
On March 07 2014 21:38 marvellosity wrote: you just haven't earnt being invited to those secret meets in the sauna yet. Your time will come.
On March 08 2014 02:30 Xatalos wrote: I was thinking of splitting up the check targets with LSB but then I remembered that he's been extremely resistant to any kind of organization and gone rogue whenever possible. That's why I think it's wiser if I don't share the group of players I'm going to check into in case there's something like a Framer still in the game.
LSB can tell us how the organizing has worked so poorly and then we can organize his death really quick.
On March 08 2014 02:55 raynpelikoneet wrote: oh god don't use the word feeling...
I'm getting some major feels here.
I can stop if you want
On March 08 2014 03:14 raynpelikoneet wrote: This thread has everything; plans, anti-plans, marv, MSPaint pictures, lots of laughs, a few scum dead here and there, trains, marv, kiterayn & kiteartanis, torches, sauna, friends hanging out together, broodwar...
On May 25 2019 23:49 wherebugsgo wrote: Artanis I remember you being surprised at my name being an anagram this game, were you not around for those shenanigans
I actually literally made kurumi change my role PM flavour just so that I could whip out my claim. Then I think someone nuked my face
On May 25 2019 23:12 Artanis[Xp] wrote: Oh Disfo you too please.
from the top of my head: his readprogression on me sounded very natural. think i liked a bunch of his posts n1/d2. esp. tone wise. some ppl pointed out his eod1 to be questionable and hf pointed out an issue in conv's read progression yesterday that i also would call bad.
overall without going diving i think id still say more likely to be town.
hmmm actualy not 100% sure. would say looks better than grok/art/bc. but imo calix looks better.
Can you give me a list of reads? Townreads I don't care as much about, but I'd like an explanation for who you're scumreading and why. I'm mostly just seeing comments on things going on but I don't know what you think, other than apparently that you think me/igrok/bc are scum, which I find very odd given thread progression.
fair enough. tldr version:
lynch into: bc - scum for often not explaining his reads, working very omgus based, generally not doing much after d1 art - falling off super hard in quality after d1. E.g. the super rushed list stuff n1 and waffling off bc was really strange too. Esp. since he still believed in the meta read on bc to be true. grok - hidden notes, complaining and then gtfoing a bunch
maybe scum conv - see earlier
town lean calix - see earlier
town jesus and the holy spirit jock
Do you think it's really that likely I'm scum with the two people I've voted all game? Also, what puts iGrok ahead of being lynched instead of me? Also also, what do you think of WBG's point on Conversion being town for his meta cases and him backing off on being a dick, basically?
Yes, ladies and gentlemen, your candidate this game is none other than...me!
But, many of you may be asking, who am I? Well, I'll tell you who I am.
Here on this forum I've long gone by the name of “wherebugsgo.” In fact, for years (since 1992 in fact!) I've been surfing the internet with this alias. But, what many of you may not know is that my real name is not “wherebugsgo.” Today, however, is the day you will all see the truth, and I shall lead you all to the light.(1)
Some of you may know me alternately as WBG. This is an affectionate short-hand name often used for me by people who are incapable of pronouncing full syllables; like babies, old people, and non-native English speakers.(2) Many of you may not know, however, that it was originally coined by a dyslexic.
Yes, that's right. I'm dyslexic. I suppose you all know what that means by now-my actual initials are not WBG. They're GWB.
You heard correctly. Let in the light. Let the realization wash over you. Are you excited yet?(3)
I know that may have been hard for some of you to learn. It was hard for me too. Don't worry though, dylexia is not contagious.(4) This is my story. I was a wee little boy of 8 years old, and particularly difficult for me was third grade. I spent ten years in the God-forsaken land of Mrs. Brown's class because I couldn't read the first sentence of “James and the Giant Peach.” However, if I am elected, I will ensure that no boy, girl, or animal will ever have to be subjected to that torture! By my mandate, not one individual or corporate entity will ever be held back on the basis of illiteracy.(5) Instead, they shall all be left behind to be swallowed up by the bullies and larger companies.
In addition, I will bomb the living shit out of anyone who opposes our interests. I have connections in high places. I have intelligence that I can manipulate to prove that we are in trouble. We will kill them all, one by one if we have to. All you have to do now is believe in me.
At this point, I want your undivided attention,(6) for I will be performing the miracle. I have shed some light on my past, and what I shall do in the future, but I have been living in secrecy ever since you elected a Kenyan to office. Until I show you the present truth, that terrorist will slowly kill us all. Today, I, your most beloved Texan, will return for a third term as The Lord himself, JesusPresident of the United States of America.
Behold:
With that out of the way, I am currently looking for a running mate. If anyone believably claims Dick Cheney, he will be #2. Also, Al Gore can go fuck himself.(7)
God Bless America and her gays(8)---I mean this amazing forum.
On February 26 2012 21:38 wherebugsgo wrote: I've been lynched a total of twice as town; two weeks ago because my keyboard broke and 4 months ago in a game where I couldn't handle the stupidity of other townies. Namely, I thought you were scum for like 3 days straight and I got lynched because I wanted to kill all the bad townies and mafia ended up letting me.
Stalin was watching the day unfold with a huge grin on his face. Everything looked red. Red, like Soviet Union. Red, like victory. Red, like his favourite vodka name. Red, like blood of the innocent.
Also, Jackal became the Polish President. Syllogism became.. noone cares, sadly.
Wherebugsgo, the George W Bush was lynched!
Jo-jo! You're picking role for one player. After that You become Thief and that makes You are able to steal role from someone and they become the new Thief. You're also Town.
sandroba, the Ace was nuked!
You're Town Vigi. To use Your shot You must call Your target stupid 5 times during the day.
Curu, the Listcheck DT was nuked!
You are listchecking DT. You can check voters on someone's lynch during the night. You'll be given alignments of players on chosen player.
syllogism, the Red Cross Ackbar was nuked!
You're Inventor! You can invent things during the night. You die if noone calls Your invetion stupid during one cycle. You're weak to vodka.
Opz, the Chezinu Soul Bank ate himself!
Welcome to Kaller Game. You are the leader of secret 3rd party Chezinu Cult. You're Bulletproof and You can recruit one person every night.
devourke, the Gollum failed to simply enter Mordor!
Welcome to Kaller Game. You are 3rd party Gollum. You're Bulletproof and You might steal an item every night. If it's not The One Ring, You throw it away and it's given to a random player.
Actions to me and Palmar. It's now nighttime baby!
On May 31 2011 06:18 Karshe wrote: Hahahaha, this game is already cracking me up. Whoever gave him the dog role, assuming he is not trolling, is my hero.
On May 31 2011 06:06 sandroba wrote: @BC Isn't this only going to give us a vet/good player list for this game. Do you think mafia will purposefully remove their good players from their list?
That's pretty much a list of players we think would be good as mafia no?
grrr....
Dear god, thats quite a post restriction you have going on there Amber. Unless I'm wrong and you are faking.
Are you able to talk normaly?
*whines sadly*
poor little doggy
Ok, lets assume you are telling the truth and not pulling a BM (in penalty mafia he faked a pr for most of a day). Can you post which expressions, exactly, you are limited to?
On May 25 2019 23:49 wherebugsgo wrote: Artanis I remember you being surprised at my name being an anagram this game, were you not around for those shenanigans
I actually literally made kurumi change my role PM flavour just so that I could whip out my claim. Then I think someone nuked my face
I don't remember.
On May 25 2019 23:51 disformation wrote:
On May 25 2019 23:35 Artanis[Xp] wrote:
On May 25 2019 23:28 disformation wrote:
On May 25 2019 23:25 disformation wrote:
On May 25 2019 23:12 Artanis[Xp] wrote: Oh Disfo you too please.
from the top of my head: his readprogression on me sounded very natural. think i liked a bunch of his posts n1/d2. esp. tone wise. some ppl pointed out his eod1 to be questionable and hf pointed out an issue in conv's read progression yesterday that i also would call bad.
overall without going diving i think id still say more likely to be town.
hmmm actualy not 100% sure. would say looks better than grok/art/bc. but imo calix looks better.
Can you give me a list of reads? Townreads I don't care as much about, but I'd like an explanation for who you're scumreading and why. I'm mostly just seeing comments on things going on but I don't know what you think, other than apparently that you think me/igrok/bc are scum, which I find very odd given thread progression.
fair enough. tldr version:
lynch into: bc - scum for often not explaining his reads, working very omgus based, generally not doing much after d1 art - falling off super hard in quality after d1. E.g. the super rushed list stuff n1 and waffling off bc was really strange too. Esp. since he still believed in the meta read on bc to be true. grok - hidden notes, complaining and then gtfoing a bunch
maybe scum conv - see earlier
town lean calix - see earlier
town jesus and the holy spirit jock
Do you think it's really that likely I'm scum with the two people I've voted all game? Also, what puts iGrok ahead of being lynched instead of me? Also also, what do you think of WBG's point on Conversion being town for his meta cases and him backing off on being a dick, basically?
dont think all 3 in my lynch list are scum. prolly 2 though. earlier: i liked your day 1, so you had some town points. now: one of you two is here doing stuff, the other is not. one of the meta dives conv did was on me, so that factors in on the read progression on me that i liked. mh. maybe i should give him more points for this kind of stuff and put him in town lean together with calix. dont think i want to lynch either of them today tbh.
I find your progression strange. Day 1 you were onto BC with me. Day 2 you're now on iGrok with me, so we have had the same general reads. What in my quality specifically is bad to you and is it still true after today?
On May 25 2019 23:54 wherebugsgo wrote: For my lovely Artanis
On February 25 2012 13:41 wherebugsgo wrote:
Breaking News Alert
I am running for President.
Yes, ladies and gentlemen, your candidate this game is none other than...me!
But, many of you may be asking, who am I? Well, I'll tell you who I am.
Here on this forum I've long gone by the name of “wherebugsgo.” In fact, for years (since 1992 in fact!) I've been surfing the internet with this alias. But, what many of you may not know is that my real name is not “wherebugsgo.” Today, however, is the day you will all see the truth, and I shall lead you all to the light.(1)
Some of you may know me alternately as WBG. This is an affectionate short-hand name often used for me by people who are incapable of pronouncing full syllables; like babies, old people, and non-native English speakers.(2) Many of you may not know, however, that it was originally coined by a dyslexic.
Yes, that's right. I'm dyslexic. I suppose you all know what that means by now-my actual initials are not WBG. They're GWB.
You heard correctly. Let in the light. Let the realization wash over you. Are you excited yet?(3)
I know that may have been hard for some of you to learn. It was hard for me too. Don't worry though, dylexia is not contagious.(4) This is my story. I was a wee little boy of 8 years old, and particularly difficult for me was third grade. I spent ten years in the God-forsaken land of Mrs. Brown's class because I couldn't read the first sentence of “James and the Giant Peach.” However, if I am elected, I will ensure that no boy, girl, or animal will ever have to be subjected to that torture! By my mandate, not one individual or corporate entity will ever be held back on the basis of illiteracy.(5) Instead, they shall all be left behind to be swallowed up by the bullies and larger companies.
In addition, I will bomb the living shit out of anyone who opposes our interests. I have connections in high places. I have intelligence that I can manipulate to prove that we are in trouble. We will kill them all, one by one if we have to. All you have to do now is believe in me.
At this point, I want your undivided attention,(6) for I will be performing the miracle. I have shed some light on my past, and what I shall do in the future, but I have been living in secrecy ever since you elected a Kenyan to office. Until I show you the present truth, that terrorist will slowly kill us all. Today, I, your most beloved Texan, will return for a third term as The Lord himself, JesusPresident of the United States of America.
Behold:
With that out of the way, I am currently looking for a running mate. If anyone believably claims Dick Cheney, he will be #2. Also, Al Gore can go fuck himself.(7)
God Bless America and her gays(8)---I mean this amazing forum.
On February 25 2012 18:13 jaybrundage wrote: Wow WBG if you become elected what power do you get
no, not WBG. GWB.
I get to bomb countries I don't like and then not actually get tried for crimes on humanity.
On February 26 2012 06:28 wherebugsgo wrote: Yo wtf jaybrundage just made a nonsensical threat in PMs: "you might get nukes so give me your role"
Curu you scumbuddies with this illegal immigrant?
On February 26 2012 17:42 wherebugsgo wrote:
On February 26 2012 17:39 sandroba wrote:
On February 26 2012 01:25 Curu wrote: Alright guys. I don't know much, but here's what I know:
Jackal is Town. sandroba is scum. WBG is scum.
I should be Emperor.
Curu you are stupid as fuck.
On February 26 2012 21:38 wherebugsgo wrote: I've been lynched a total of twice as town; two weeks ago because my keyboard broke and 4 months ago in a game where I couldn't handle the stupidity of other townies. Namely, I thought you were scum for like 3 days straight and I got lynched because I wanted to kill all the bad townies and mafia ended up letting me.
On February 27 2012 06:33 wherebugsgo wrote: Why the fuck are people calling me scum
Scum campaign = Jackal IMO. if there is one, anyway.
On February 27 2012 06:38 wherebugsgo wrote: Rofl Zephirdd and Jackal = scum
"I'll vote WBG!" votes Jackal -_-
I need your votes people, I can't pull a Florida/Ohio this time
On February 27 2012 06:57 wherebugsgo wrote: I'm gonna vote syllo cause fuck jackal
Stalin was watching the day unfold with a huge grin on his face. Everything looked red. Red, like Soviet Union. Red, like victory. Red, like his favourite vodka name. Red, like blood of the innocent.
Also, Jackal became the Polish President. Syllogism became.. noone cares, sadly.
Wherebugsgo, the George W Bush was lynched!
Jo-jo! You're picking role for one player. After that You become Thief and that makes You are able to steal role from someone and they become the new Thief. You're also Town.
sandroba, the Ace was nuked!
You're Town Vigi. To use Your shot You must call Your target stupid 5 times during the day.
Curu, the Listcheck DT was nuked!
You are listchecking DT. You can check voters on someone's lynch during the night. You'll be given alignments of players on chosen player.
syllogism, the Red Cross Ackbar was nuked!
You're Inventor! You can invent things during the night. You die if noone calls Your invetion stupid during one cycle. You're weak to vodka.
Opz, the Chezinu Soul Bank ate himself!
Welcome to Kaller Game. You are the leader of secret 3rd party Chezinu Cult. You're Bulletproof and You can recruit one person every night.
devourke, the Gollum failed to simply enter Mordor!
Welcome to Kaller Game. You are 3rd party Gollum. You're Bulletproof and You might steal an item every night. If it's not The One Ring, You throw it away and it's given to a random player.
Actions to me and Palmar. It's now nighttime baby!
On February 28 2012 05:45 wherebugsgo wrote:
On February 28 2012 02:53 Jayjay54 wrote: but whatever. lynching bugs is understandable to a agree...
what the fuck
my claim was impeccable!
Now I shall haunt you all by reminding you of all the shitty legislation I pushed during my first 2 terms
Classic GWB
I love it. I'm reminded of a game in which Amber[LighT] could only send a few phrases. It was amazing.
On May 31 2011 06:22 Amber[LighT] wrote:
On May 31 2011 06:15 hiro protagonist wrote: Amber is a guard dog!?!?!?!
*wiggles his tail*
On May 31 2011 06:16 redFF wrote: lol whoever gave amber a role like that. :D
On May 31 2011 06:18 Karshe wrote: Hahahaha, this game is already cracking me up. Whoever gave him the dog role, assuming he is not trolling, is my hero.
On May 31 2011 06:16 Kurumi wrote: Ok,looks like Amber is a)A Detective Dog b) Trolling
A) is more likely,that means we have some kind of Bullet-bill role.
grrr.....
On May 31 2011 06:15 GMarshal wrote:
On May 31 2011 06:13 Node wrote:
On May 31 2011 06:12 Amber[LighT] wrote:
On May 31 2011 06:11 GMarshal wrote:
On May 31 2011 06:10 Amber[LighT] wrote:
On May 31 2011 06:06 sandroba wrote: @BC Isn't this only going to give us a vet/good player list for this game. Do you think mafia will purposefully remove their good players from their list?
That's pretty much a list of players we think would be good as mafia no?
grrr....
Dear god, thats quite a post restriction you have going on there Amber. Unless I'm wrong and you are faking.
Are you able to talk normaly?
*whines sadly*
poor little doggy
Ok, lets assume you are telling the truth and not pulling a BM (in penalty mafia he faked a pr for most of a day). Can you post which expressions, exactly, you are limited to?
On May 26 2019 00:11 Jockmcplop wrote: I'm disappointed with artanis. NO BREAD OR FISH FOR YOU until you do something useful.
I've made plenty of reads and posted thoughts in the last 3 hours? It's mostly waiting for Calix and iGrok to return and I'm currently trying to get a better read on Disfo.
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