Bavarian Nightkills

On June 18 2011 06:33 Palmar wrote:


I have given the idea Rean is mafia a thought, I have a simple picture guide on my actions if this happens.



And no, I don't want to "just kill you".

Once again, trust that I have great respect for you as player. So much that I find it more likely that you can pull shit like this off than Steff.

But we have to either shoot or lynch you, or that is my opinion. I really don't want to fail town again.

If Rean comes in and tells me I'm an idiot, I can change my mind.

On June 19 2011 18:27 Palmar wrote:
@Mataza, your guide is all wrong.

I'll explain.

Step 1: Shoot DTs
Step 2: Lol, the DT was a mole, claim town cred
Step 3: I really hate DTs, let's shoot more of them
Step 4: Shit, they don't like that, claim assassin
Step 5: Get lynched
Step 6: np, Get ressed.
Step 7: Shoot more DTs
Step 8: Win anyway

I can vouch for it, this strategy has never failed me.

On July 05 2011 21:41 Palmar wrote:
Here's what I think about your plan

##Nuke: Sandroba

On July 07 2011 06:13 Palmar wrote:
So, this is fucking boring, so I'm setting up the Conspiracy market. You can buy useful stuff in here!

The available products are.

1. Picture

The highest bidder will be able to select one other player in the game, whose performance and personality I will then analyse, and draw a picture accordingly.

2. Vote

The highest bidder will tell me who I'm voting for, cause I don't give a shit as long as the world ends.

3. Full scale analysis

The highest bidder selects a person for me to analyse. I will go through every post and point made by that person and try to honestly analyse if they are part of the scumteam or not. This will not be trolling, as I just see it as a way of practicing scumhunting, so it will be completely honest!

4. Fire a dud nuke

The highest bidder will select a person for me to shoot a dud nuke at. That'll be funny cause I say so, and also funny if the person happens to be a veteran or something.


And here is the money you're getting:

Not everyone gets money, cause not everyone deserves money.

Sandroba: 5000$ for being scum in CC
Kurumi: 3000$ for being Kurumi
Youngminii: 5000$ for furthering my objectives
GMarshal: 5000$ for being funny
Deconduo: 2000$ for hosting PTP
Sinani206: 3000$ for furthering my objectives
Syllo: 2000$ for being an angry, naked, sauna-bathing, vodka-drinking Fin
Drazerk: 7000$ for massive role-claim-trolling and randomly self-implementing a post restriction
OpZ: 5000$ for actually being good at this game
chaos13: 3000$ for always trying
Mataza: 3000$ because wtf?
prplhz: 2000$ for hanging out on IRC
JeeJee: 2000$ for being funny
TAA: 2000$ because I feel like it
Cthsazsa: 3000$ cause you're nice and I can't spell your name
Mig: 3000$ for not giving up in RTM

The rest of you are lurkers or people I haven't played with before, so you're not getting anything. Maybe next time.

Enjoy.

Spend it well, the Vote will be sold at 09:00 KST

The rest will all be sold after the first night.

On July 08 2011 03:31 Palmar wrote:
Summary from day 1.

+ Show Spoiler +

Don't mind me guys!

On April 30 2012 19:30 Palmar wrote:
Okay, so here goes, all those plans are bad. In order to restore stability and intelligence, I have decided to proclaim myself king.

• Everyone must default to voting "Yes" to the simple question in the day-post.
  
• Only if given a pardon by your King shall you vote "No" to the question presented in the day-post.
  
• Do as you're fucking told, bitch.
  
• Anyone breaking the law will be executed.
  
• pls buy ward
  

This is not a joke, this is seriously how we're going to run this game. I will present a justification to each of my pardons when I post the list of pardoned people. Do not appeal directly for a pardon, prove your worth by posting fuckton of useful shit (as opposed to most of the useless shit that has been posted so far).

On May 03 2012 10:15 Palmar wrote:


STRAIGHT UP SISTER, YOU STICK IT TO THE MAN.

On February 13 2012 18:06 Palmar wrote:


Radfield isn't a DT. I had no idea he was gonna bus Sheth. He claimed it in the first post he made.

Bitch please.

You know you can't hang me, find something else to do.

I give you scum, you already know he's scum because you're scum. The rest of town might appreciate it. Do whatever you want with this information.

Radfield... more like REDfield

so clever

On February 23 2012 19:06 Palmar wrote:
about the riddler game.

The first question was something like:



So I just thought "well who gives a fuck" and swapped out the severed corpses for eggs, cause that kinda made sense.

And I just decided to bake the fucking thing, this is the end result:



It was okay, but a bit too sweet and sponge-like for my taste.

On February 13 2012 17:31 Palmar wrote:
ok let's do this:

I'm a Detective. My role name is Calendar Man

I checked Radfield last night, he's:

Talia al Ghul

On February 14 2012 00:18 Palmar wrote:


that's Bullshit, I never claimed Calendar man. I said I'm the Riddler.

On March 28 2014 02:21 Palmar wrote:
9

On March 28 2014 02:23 Palmar wrote:
25

On March 07 2015 06:48 Palmar wrote:
is it ok if I play even if I'm virgin?

On March 11 2015 22:39 Palmar wrote:
Sex analysis:


+ Show Spoiler [rayn] +

+ Show Spoiler [marv] +

+ Show Spoiler [Onegu] +

+ Show Spoiler [prplhz] +

+ Show Spoiler [rsoultin] +

+ Show Spoiler [Palmar] +

+ Show Spoiler [JAT] +

+ Show Spoiler [LS] +

+ Show Spoiler [ritoky] +

+ Show Spoiler [Koshi] +

+ Show Spoiler [Eden] +

+ Show Spoiler [Damdred] +

On March 19 2015 23:36 Palmar wrote:

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Chapter 1: The early game hero

The absolutely first thing I noticed in the game was Ls's reaction to my scumclaim. I immediately loved it. When rayn suggested that everyone who had posted I was very much on board with the idea so I wrote this post here:



I later explained this entire passage here:



I had kinda decided to just sheep whatever wagons I found this game, so when Onegu went for Koshi I randomly chose to sheep it with no reasons:



I want to stop here and point out that JAT spewed me town day 1:



There is literally no way he is saying this about a scumbuddy. But let's gloss over that and keep going.

I remember, reading my own filter, kinda doubting that Koshi was actually taking notes and being suspicious of him for a while. He came back with a post I claimed I could write in 5 minutes (turns out it took me 7) and that post became my first list read or state-of-the-game post. As I'm reading along I also remember being suspicous of him (Koshi) for changing his mind to please marv and I, but I kinda stopped chasing that idea and decided to just vote JAT. I can't even remember why I voted him. I think I called him town early for laughing at a joke or something and then I got mad when he questioned me reading him town for that. I also called him shit a bit, so that seems like a good reason to suspect him.

prplhz questioned me and koshi going for JAT and he wrote a post that ticked me (I misunderstood him)

see here:



Which ended up in me wrinting this oft-quoted post.



This is around the time marv started suspecting rayn, so I made this incredibly best observation:



Which is totall just a joke if rayn is mafia.

I did then come around to actually want to lynch rayn, mostly because of how he was interrogating LS. At the time I had already formed my very strong townread on Eden AND explained it:



Which I think marv agreed with. I left the thread around this time as I usually do and when I came back in the evening I decided to troll a bit and started messing around with posts for no good reason. I did in the process make this tounge-in-cheek jab at JAT though:





This is also around the time JAT again starts confirming me town by being annoyed with me basically not playing





Then I went to sleep. When I woke up the morning after I decided it was time to do a sex analysis. Of course that seems like a fairly random move but hey. Oh, and prior to do ing that I voted JAT again because why not. I actually kinda sorta believed my sex analysis and called all the people who were dead serious mafia (rayn, prplhz, koshi, jat). Also apparently I got people's roles correct (Koshi and JAT ) I can't remember why I called koshi cop though. Maybe because he was being all serious and anti-fun.

For some reason people wanted to lynch eden day 1, I can't even rememeber why, but seeing as I was already throwing my vote around everywhere, I actually decided to just sheep it.



followed by a troll vote on marv (this wasn't actually a vote to kill, I just wanted to see if anyone would believe me). I don't think I got much useful out of this stunt.



When I came back people wanted to kill JAT. I can't remember exactly how the wagon was standing, but I had been calling him mafia and scumreading him all day so I was very much okay with this lynch. I voted him right away:



Not to mention JAT confirmed me town for the third time that day:



I then trolled JAT a bit by calling him worst mislynch (tbh I was also hedging my bets so I could say I was okay with mislynching him to ruin his stats). And I saw literally no downside in CC-ing rayn. I felt like I was easily in a strong enough position to withdraw without consequences and trolling rayn a bit in addition to maybe (although no one believed me...) helping him survive if he is actually medic.

I think this concludes part 1. Stay tuned for part 2, descent into madness.

On August 03 2011 07:08 Palmar wrote:
I'll explain what happened

sandroba the pro-town hero who was lynching Fools and Jackasses like a boss since day one was sound asleep. Then evil Bumatlarge attacked him! But faithful Lanaia said she'd stop the kill, but she really just held the door open for evil Bumatlarge. Now evil Kitaman27 sits in his throne of darkness while good and faithful Palmar fights for his life. he is laughing and laughing and laughing, everything is so sad now. Maybe good DropBear who roleblocked evil Kitaman27 can save town, or maybe the hero, the saviour, the rockstar, the womanizer, the terminator, the god of war, the messiah, the handsome and the intelligent Kurumi can save us! I don't know...

WHAT SHALL WE DO??????

On August 03 2011 07:39 Palmar wrote:


No, I like living, I give life!

Bumatlarge takes life. He sodomized sandroba last night, nothing is sacreeeeeddddddd

I'll draw a picture:

On August 03 2011 08:25 Palmar wrote:


no

fiend

fiend

fiend

WOULD YOU KILL LOVE?

I only bring love.