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Artanis[Xp]
Profile Blog Joined December 2005
Netherlands12968 Posts
April 18 2016 19:22 GMT
#41
Just 2 more people!
gumshoe
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
Canada3602 Posts
April 18 2016 19:28 GMT
#42
sigh, /in
gumshoe bullshitting at 120%~~Prplz
Half the Sky
Profile Joined May 2014
Germany9029 Posts
April 18 2016 20:14 GMT
#43
On April 18 2016 05:36 Damdred wrote:
It's ok I'm just lynching you anyway hts for mages


>_<

##shoot Damdred
The phoenix must burn to emerge. - Janet Fitch
Fecalfeast
Profile Joined January 2010
Canada11355 Posts
April 18 2016 20:39 GMT
#44
do you still need a 13th?
/in
ModeratorINFLATE YOUR POST COUNT; PLAY TL MAFIA
Artanis[Xp]
Profile Blog Joined December 2005
Netherlands12968 Posts
April 18 2016 20:46 GMT
#45
On April 19 2016 05:39 Fecalfeast wrote:
do you still need a 13th?
/in

Yup!
So we're full, starting tomorrow night since people wanted that.
Game start in
Shapelog
Profile Joined November 2015
United States5185 Posts
April 18 2016 22:57 GMT
#46
[image loading]


Fluff: 8 posts
Gifs: 8 posts
Trollish: 14 posts
Drunken: 2 posts
Content: 8 posts


This time:

Content: 30 posts
Everything else: 10 posts

, lynch me if i do not meet these expectations.
"Subsequently clicking post is like launching a doomsday's worth of nukes' equivalent in dopamine." -RB
Trfel
Profile Joined August 2011
7015 Posts
April 18 2016 23:15 GMT
#47
I didn't realize your posts were worth that much money XD
Fecalfeast
Profile Joined January 2010
Canada11355 Posts
April 18 2016 23:28 GMT
#48
So all your posts should add up to $100 by the end of the game?

Who gets the $100?
ModeratorINFLATE YOUR POST COUNT; PLAY TL MAFIA
Blazinghand *
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
United States25553 Posts
April 18 2016 23:36 GMT
#49
it's all about the benjamins, apparently
When you stare into the iCCup, the iCCup stares back.
TL+ Member
Fecalfeast
Profile Joined January 2010
Canada11355 Posts
April 18 2016 23:41 GMT
#50
On April 19 2016 08:36 Blazinghand wrote:
it's all about the benjamins, apparently

you mean robert borden and the science lady

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ModeratorINFLATE YOUR POST COUNT; PLAY TL MAFIA
Shapelog
Profile Joined November 2015
United States5185 Posts
Last Edited: 2016-04-18 23:48:42
April 18 2016 23:47 GMT
#51
On April 19 2016 08:15 Trfel wrote:
I didn't realize your posts were worth that much money XD

It is a complex process.
First I take out all the hot air, by preforming reverse Postomios on the post's postplasm. Then I feed it into a machine that converts it into raw energy.

This is were it gets technical.

From here, it goes to Donald Trump's Hair due to comicoulis. So you can thank Shapeinc. for all the memes about his hair. Then, collecting the raw hate from his racist mouth (using a metaporhiclos), I crossed bread a chicken with them, and the chicken then lays out the paper for the bill.

Next, I murder the chicken, and cook it till it is brown and crispy. I sell it to KFC (you can thank me for their chicken as well) and use the profits to fiance a off-shore wc3 game. Doesn't matter who wins, as I only collect the souls from the dead units. Then, I put them to use on my "Educational" website. Teaching "Kids" how to deal with certain things. Then i collect the "kids" sweat, and use it in my perfume line. I sell those, but as they get sold, I cut off the girls (or guys) hair and sell that to a wig shop. Then they give me the ink for money.

then it is just a matter of starring at it, till the Ink and paper to undergo Binary fission with eachother, and I get money.

Simple.
On April 19 2016 08:28 Fecalfeast wrote:
So all your posts should add up to $100 by the end of the game?

Who gets the $100?

idk, haven't decided yet. Maybe I'll give it to a up coming player, to prevent match fixing.
On April 19 2016 08:36 Blazinghand wrote:
it's all about the benjamins, apparently

[image loading]
"Subsequently clicking post is like launching a doomsday's worth of nukes' equivalent in dopamine." -RB
Onegu
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States9699 Posts
April 19 2016 10:52 GMT
#52
do you have a replacement? If not Ill play if you have someone

/out
Try TL Mafia!!!
Artanis[Xp]
Profile Blog Joined December 2005
Netherlands12968 Posts
April 19 2016 10:57 GMT
#53
Unless Scott wants to replace in I don't really have anyone. If anyone else would like to sign up and take Onegu's place though they're welcome to do so.
disformation
Profile Joined July 2009
Germany8352 Posts
April 19 2016 11:31 GMT
#54
Ugh. Wish I could join, but between my new job and looking for a flat I won't have much time to read.
I'll probably manage to skim along, but not sure if I have the time to properly post/play myself.
Onegu
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States9699 Posts
April 19 2016 11:54 GMT
#55
On April 19 2016 19:57 Artanis[Xp] wrote:
Unless Scott wants to replace in I don't really have anyone. If anyone else would like to sign up and take Onegu's place though they're welcome to do so.



Its no problem I can play if there isnt anyone.
Try TL Mafia!!!
Half the Sky
Profile Joined May 2014
Germany9029 Posts
April 19 2016 12:46 GMT
#56
I really should be dropping out but I'm going to try and hang with this. A quasi-pre-game excuse here - I am horribly busy, I can't even guarantee I'll be around at the appropriate times End of Day, but if I can manage to post 4x per cycle (not 4 posts/cycle) I think I should be okay.

I'm starting to get the sad realisation that 48h cycles for forum mafia is going to be too difficult with all I have going on going forward, but I figure I'll try a post-restricted game to see how I really fare.

40 posts per cycle is actually really low so catching up with reading should not be a problem thankfully.
The phoenix must burn to emerge. - Janet Fitch
Half the Sky
Profile Joined May 2014
Germany9029 Posts
April 19 2016 12:48 GMT
#57
It looks like I might have to resort to reading Shapelog's posts on my commute though the way he's going >_<

##shoot Shapelog

(again)
The phoenix must burn to emerge. - Janet Fitch
Shapelog
Profile Joined November 2015
United States5185 Posts
April 19 2016 13:25 GMT
#58
On April 19 2016 21:48 Half the Sky wrote:
It looks like I might have to resort to reading Shapelog's posts on my commute though the way he's going >_<

##shoot Shapelog

(again)

75% content/25% everything else?

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Trying to discredit me during pregame, even after I admitted that I am changing. Will make life hell on earth.
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Half the Sky
Profile Joined May 2014
Germany9029 Posts
April 19 2016 13:42 GMT
#59
I have little tolerance for spam, but Fidei is even less tolerant of it than I am. Tread carefully is all I'll say.
The phoenix must burn to emerge. - Janet Fitch
LightningStrike
Profile Joined February 2011
United States14277 Posts
April 19 2016 13:56 GMT
#60
/replace unless Scott doesn't want to play in place of Onegu.
May the next light shine/Former #1 Alliance LoL fan/ Current Teamliquid LoL Fan
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