EPTAperture Mafia 4: This Time it's Personal - Page 10
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ObiWanShinobi
United States8089 Posts
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Keirathi
United States4679 Posts
![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/MWBgGAH.jpg) YO. Listen up. I'm running for President (warrior). You're going to vote me. Why? Because I'm the best fucking player to ever grace these forums. I am 100% right 100% of the time. I'm the baddest of the badass warriors. I'm the fucking Mr.T of warriors. Still not convinced? Let's talk about my credentials. Obviously everyone already knows that I am the God of GreYMisT games. So we'll skip talking about that. But did you also know that I actually outran the tortoise in The Tortoise and the Hare stories? It's true. My name got omitted from the stories because it just doesn't have the same "oomph" if the Tortoise doesn't actually win the race. Yes, the hare was a lazy ass. No, I wasn't. The tortoise came in second. I'm just that good. Even better, I'm in the Guiness Book of World Records! For what? For having the most chest hair. Because I'm a man. A man's man. The kind that knows how to get shit done. The kind who says "Hold my beer and watch this shit" on the regular. A real down-to-earth American Hero. ![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/hXrqI3u.jpg) STILL not convinced? Did you know that I once fought a bear with my bare hands? A massive, angry momma grizzly bear. Yea, she was a feisty one. She's my wife now. It's such a great story, Cards Against Humanity even dedicated a card to me. Now, I know what you're thinking. "Keir, there's no way all of that stuff is true." Well you're WRONG. I wouldn't lie about shit like this. I'm the real deal, and I'm here to win this game for town. Because fuck those mafia dudes. We run this shit. Not them. We don't stand for no pansy-asses sneakin' around tryin' to steal our booze and women. We're not going to take it it sitting down. Like my mentor, Sir Cave Johnson, once said: ![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/zszqjsJ.png) The mafia are the lemons. We don't want them, and fuck anyone who tries to make us keep them. A vote for me is a vote for freedom. A vote for winning. Town can't be burdened by fear so get your candy-asses in gear. Don't fuck with this town, or you're going down. Now go place your vote for Keir. And if you refuse to vote for me after all of that, well all I can say is: ![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/Uzi075t.jpg) | ||
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Onegu
United States9695 Posts
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Crossfire99
United States1529 Posts
I'm so excited I had to type gibberish. This game will be crazy, I'm sure of it. | ||
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Snarfs
Canada1006 Posts
First, two general tips: 1. Lots of players = lots of confusion. Spam posts should be kept to a minimum as it will be VERY difficult to wade through all the distractions to determine alignment. 2. Role speculation on day 1 is spam. There is no point in trying to guess setup at this point, or talking about how wonderful the flavour text is. It is a distraction from finding mafia/3p. Now, onto day 1 strategy: Adventuring Party I believe our Adventuring Party should follow strict guidelines as to how they act. Everyone should either express their agreement or disagreement with these guidelines as soon as possible so that we can keep track of people's stances before they get voted in. Please let me know if you disagree, and why. Warrior - Our warrior should be someone who agrees to nominate a lynch based on a plurality vote. He/she should agree that it is important to get lots of opinions on the candidate before deciding on who to vote and SHOULD NOT be someone who will just pick their gut target. We need information from the day 1 lynch more than we need to hit mafia/3p. We need to know why people are for/against a certain lynch. A cowboy warrior will not give us that information. Rogue - Our rogue should be someone who agrees NOT to no lynch. There is one circumstance I see a no lynch being acceptable on day 1, and that is only if the warrior goes rogue and chooses a target of their preference without listening to town. The rogue should agree to this as the ONLY circumstance for no lynch. Not based on their own 'gut' feelings. I was trying to think of a way we can focus votes so that we guarantee we don't get a last minute swap of rogue/cleric. I think the only way this is possible is if we can find two candidates who agree to both of the above criteria and try to split our votes evenly to boost those two players. Normally, this is where I'd nominate myself, but I can guarantee I will NOT be online for the first deadline. Discuss! | ||
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Snarfs
Canada1006 Posts
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Onegu
United States9695 Posts
On March 28 2015 08:02 Snarfs wrote: Snarfs' Recommended General Strategy First, two general tips: 1. Lots of players = lots of confusion. Spam posts should be kept to a minimum as it will be VERY difficult to wade through all the distractions to determine alignment. 2. Role speculation on day 1 is spam. There is no point in trying to guess setup at this point, or talking about how wonderful the flavour text is. It is a distraction from finding mafia/3p. Now, onto day 1 strategy: Adventuring Party I believe our Adventuring Party should follow strict guidelines as to how they act. Everyone should either express their agreement or disagreement with these guidelines as soon as possible so that we can keep track of people's stances before they get voted in. Please let me know if you disagree, and why. Warrior - Our warrior should be someone who agrees to nominate a lynch based on a plurality vote. He/she should agree that it is important to get lots of opinions on the candidate before deciding on who to vote and SHOULD NOT be someone who will just pick their gut target. We need information from the day 1 lynch more than we need to hit mafia/3p. We need to know why people are for/against a certain lynch. A cowboy warrior will not give us that information. Rogue - Our rogue should be someone who agrees NOT to no lynch. There is one circumstance I see a no lynch being acceptable on day 1, and that is only if the warrior goes rogue and chooses a target of their preference without listening to town. The rogue should agree to this as the ONLY circumstance for no lynch. Not based on their own 'gut' feelings. I was trying to think of a way we can focus votes so that we guarantee we don't get a last minute swap of rogue/cleric. I think the only way this is possible is if we can find two candidates who agree to both of the above criteria and try to split our votes evenly to boost those two players. Normally, this is where I'd nominate myself, but I can guarantee I will NOT be online for the first deadline. Discuss! Nice. Onegu for cleric!!! | ||
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Hapahauli
United States9305 Posts
w/e game sux | ||
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ObiWanShinobi
United States8089 Posts
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Crossfire99
United States1529 Posts
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Keirathi
United States4679 Posts
On March 28 2015 08:03 Snarfs wrote: Keirathi, how would you select a candidate for lynch? I can smell what The Rock is cookin', and would lynch accordingly. | ||
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Chezitwo
United States553 Posts
Warrior - Our warrior should be someone who agrees to nominate a lynch based on a plurality vote. He/she should agree that it is important to get lots of opinions on the candidate before deciding on who to vote and SHOULD NOT be someone who will just pick their gut target. We need information from the day 1 lynch more than we need to hit mafia/3p. We need to know why people are for/against a certain lynch. A cowboy warrior will not give us that information. The lynch of mafia is the greatest possible information. Therefore, my support will go to the titan whose targets align with mine. | ||
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Keirathi
United States4679 Posts
On March 28 2015 08:06 Hapahauli wrote: Dammit. I wanted to play a wizard. w/e game sux Scum #1 1/X down, X-1 more to go. | ||
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sicklucker
Canada16987 Posts
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Onegu
United States9695 Posts
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Koshi
Belgium38797 Posts
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Hapahauli
United States9305 Posts
On March 28 2015 08:02 Keirathi wrote: Why? Because I'm the best fucking player to ever grace these forums. I am 100% right 100% of the time. I'm the baddest of the badass warriors. I'm the fucking Mr.T of warriors. lynch all liars, etc etc. | ||
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Onegu
United States9695 Posts
On March 28 2015 08:13 Koshi wrote: I am town. VT claim. Does this still work? | ||
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ObiWanShinobi
United States8089 Posts
On March 28 2015 08:06 Hapahauli wrote: Dammit. I wanted to play a wizard. w/e game sux Heresy. | ||
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Keirathi
United States4679 Posts
On March 28 2015 08:15 Hapahauli wrote: lynch all liars, etc etc. OVERRULED. Court adjourned. | ||
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